The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 345 Big Texas Girl: What about Halloween?Chuck: Ask the almighty netizen!

"Chuck, give me a word."

Harvey the suit was silent for a while, and asked solemnly: "Are you really sure that Laura is not lying, and you don't have any political leanings?"

"Laura wasn't lying."

Chuck said: "I don't have any political inclinations either. You don't really think that being born in Texas is a natural marriage right? Is there an essential difference between Democracy and Gonghe?"

"Okay, I believe you!"

Harvey, the man in the suit, immediately felt relieved.

He was really afraid that Chuck had political inclinations, and he did things against his own principles for his political inclinations.

That means Laura might be lying too.

And if Laura is lying, he helped sue Joe Kent, a defender of women's rights, an American son, an American hero, a Nobel Peace Prize winner, and one of the most popular members of the American Democracy. Evil.

His boss Jessica is right in saying that if a person has political tendencies, it is normal for him to affect his rational judgment in many cases.

Now that Chuck is able to say that there is no difference between the two parties, they are the same breed, which is enough to prove that Chuck's perspective is still a higher-level rational perspective, and the possibility of deliberately suppressing the other for the sake of one party is reduced. to the bottom.

After hanging up the phone, Chuck raised his decorative glasses, and was about to go online to play chess with Anna, when he heard Lisa, a big girl from Texas, shouting.

Chuck walked over and saw Lisa, a big Texas girl, lying flat on the bed.

"Boss, tomorrow is Halloween, is there any new topic that I can help with?"

Although Lisa, a big girl from Texas, is injured, she is more energetic in scientific research than anyone else, and she even volunteers to fight.

"Take a good rest."

Chuck saw her true state and shook his head.

Although she is a big girl from Texas, her physique is superior to other female researchers, and she has a brave spirit, she dares to try anything, and she has the courage to try.

But there is a limit to this bravery.

So when she was injured, she still didn't want to heal her injuries. Instead, she wanted to play an extra game for a special festival, not because she thought too much in her heart.

After all, she is just a human being, not Tian!

And even if it is Tian, ​​when encountering heavy machinery running at full speed, there will only be materials that are completely scrapped.

She just wants to maintain her personality as a brave and invincible Texas girl so that she can match him, the Texas light.

"I'm fine!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, smiled at the corner of her mouth and insisted in her eyes: "If it's not that I'm afraid you don't like the boss, I'll prepare cosplay myself."

That's right!

The biggest fun of Halloween is cosplay. For ordinary people, with the conditions of Lisa, a big girl from Texas, any cosplay can really make people greedy. After all, such good conditions are there.

But Chuck was different.

Lisa, a big Texas girl, probably knows what type Chuck likes, but she can't figure out which one Chuck likes best.

It's their first Halloween, so she's eager to try and be perfect.

She didn't intend to play any surprises either.

Because she knew Chuck didn't like surprises, and as soon as she rolled her eyes, Chuck knew what she was thinking and couldn't hide it.

So in order to have a perfect Halloween experience tomorrow night, it is better to consult Chuck in advance and ask clearly.

"Ask the almighty netizen!"

Chuck felt the watch on his wrist vibrate slightly, raised his decorative glasses, left a word, and walked away.

"Ask the almighty netizen?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas with blue eyes like a husky, was dumbfounded. She lay there, staring at the ceiling for a long time, muttering: "There are so many weird and interesting ideas on the Internet, but the boss is not unreasonable." Do you like surprises?"

Unable to figure it out, she took out her mobile phone and posted on the Internet with a small account: "Perfect and brutal figure, beauty, what are you cosplaying for Halloween? The object is the detective!"

After posting it casually, she immediately called Professor Alicia Harper to ask about the issue.

Although they have only known each other for a short time, but for some reason they are very speculative, and soon became the best girlfriends.

She admired Professor Alicia Harper's ability to talk about real science with Chuck, the boss, during scientific research activities. She was very envious of the collision of wisdom.

Coupled with Professor Alicia Harper's good looks and temperament, envy has directly escalated to admiration. Now she has relied heavily on the wisdom of Professor Alicia Harper, and subconsciously calls her best friend whenever she has any questions that need to use her brain consult.

Ok.

Commonly known as lazy.

"You can't even figure this out?"

Professor Alicia Harper, who was walking on campus, answered the phone, and after listening to her best friend, she said speechlessly, "How did you become Chuck's assistant..."

"Alicia, tell me now."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, starts to flirt with her girlfriends, and she knows that Professor Alicia Harper likes her the most.

"Ok."

Professor Alicia Harper really couldn't stand the contrast, and said with a helpless smile: "Chuck has a high degree of cleanliness, and most of the uniforms for Halloween are temporarily rented in stores, and have been worn many times. Cleaned up, or even left unwashed, do you think Chuck would let you come near you in this uniform?"

"what!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, realized this: "That's right! Why didn't I think of that!"

Halloween in the United States is also a lively festival. Most Americans will wear uniforms and cosplay on this day, and the whole family will do it.

The key point is cosplay, which are usually special uniforms for demons and goblins. It must be very expensive to buy a set. If the whole family is together, it will cost several times.

Every year needs to be as different as possible in order to gain appreciation.

Not to mention decades, even with ten years as the time limit, and ten times the cost on that basis, not all families can afford this expense.

Ok.

It can even be said that the vast majority of families cannot afford it, or are unwilling to spend such a large amount of money for Halloween.

So only rent!

It perfectly solves the contradiction between being able to change into any cosplay costume you want every year and the high cost of installation.

But this also poses a problem.

That is dirty.

Various types of cosplay costumes are turned around by various people every year, and many people like to wear them directly to play some exciting activities. God knows how dirty the clothes are.

In the original space-time American drama The Big Bang Theory, the adult Sheldon, they are not only Halloween, but also like to participate in various animation festivals, especially keen on cosplaying classic characters in various film and television comics.

But they never rent, but buy a set directly, and more of them sew by themselves!
For this reason, they also have special sewing machines, and each of them can sew all kinds of strange uniforms with one hand.

Think about it, given that they are full of food and the whole family is not hungry, they are willing to spend so much money on comics, hand-made peripherals, a lot of uniforms in various film and television comics, and there are more ordinary clothes than normal people. They are all custom-made, so how can they buy their own sewing machines to sew their own clothes instead of buying rare peripheral uniforms with special significance.

The frequency of their cosplay is much higher than that of ordinary people who only cosplay on Halloween, and the cost of uniforms may be tens or hundreds of times different. Even if they are all dead houses willing to pay for their hobbies, they really do not have the financial support.

Handicraft work has always been a helpless move for nerds.

"Let's see, let's see, if the omnipotent netizens have replied to me, I want to know the answer immediately, so hurry up and order clothes!"

The big girl from Texas was in a hurry, and while yelling, she went online to see if the netizens had replied to her.

Tomorrow is Halloween.

She needs to have a very good idea, and then hurry up and order it out.

Fortunately, she is willing to add more money and more money, so she doesn't think it will be impossible.

The key is an idea so brilliant that it can impress the boss!

"Almighty netizens, hurry up and leave a message, let me choose a choice!"

Professor Alicia Harper, who was walking on the campus, listened to the prayers of her best friend on the phone, smiled dumbly, and hung up the phone, but then she thought of the carousel that Chuck gave her, and her footsteps stopped , Thoughtful in the amorous eyes.

Maybe she should think about it.

It's just that she was asked to directly tell her situation to Lisa, a big girl from Texas, and ask online. She, who is traditional and reserved, still can't do such a thing.

"Forget it, that's tomorrow night, think about it after school."

Professor Alicia Harper, who felt that she could only rely on herself, shook her neck.

Although she is not as careless as Lisa, a big girl from Texas, who seeks help from almighty netizens without any scruples, but she also has her own advantages...that is, she can sew!

That's right!

Back then, she also had a dream of being a good wife and loving mother. With her IQ, she could easily master housewife's homework skills, comparable to a professional tailor.

As long as she has a good idea and works overtime, she can make a cosplay uniform according to her heart at any time.

New Jersey.

St. Sebastian's Hospital.

Emergency room.

"Ah oh..."

A sloppy man was sitting on the treatment table and asked the emergency doctor to see him. When the doctor touched his face, the sloppy man let out a cry of pain.

"No bruises, nothing, but it hurts like hell!"

Before the young emergency male doctor could say anything, the sloppy man had already given his own explanation.

"Unfortunately, pain and lack of bruising are typical symptoms of a cheekbone fracture."

The young emergency male doctor reads from the script.

"Sounds awful."

The sloppy man responded with a heartless, sad response again.

"Well, the bones are fine to the touch."

The emergency male doctor continued to touch the sloppy man's face, and then asked, "Which hospital did you go to after the car accident?"

"Princeton Teaching Hospital!"

The sloppy man took out a hospital discharge certificate from his pocket, and handed it to the emergency male doctor.

"I'll give you some acetaminophen and codeine (antipyretic and pain reliever)."

After reading the discharge form, the emergency male doctor explained his diagnosis and treatment results.

"I tried it, but my stomach turned."

said the sloppy man.

"There's also one called gabapentin, which works for certain pains."

The emergency male doctor thought about it and changed to another medicine.

"Great, just so I can't sleep for days."

The sloppy man said happy words, but his head was deliberately lowered, and there was no smile on his face.

"Gabapentin has no effect on insomnia."

The emergency male doctor shook his head.

"Oh, what other medicines are there?"

The sloppy man said disappointedly.

"Vicodin is the best option for treating insomnia."

At this moment, the male emergency doctor finally said what the sloppy man wanted to hear the most.

"thank you very much."

The sloppy man, that is, Dr. House who hides his true identity, sees the male emergency doctor under his control, finally speaks out the medicine he wants, and forcibly suppresses the joy of manipulating others and about to get it, very plain Smile.

"Hey!"

The male emergency doctor raised his finger and shook: "It's a pity that our new regulations cannot prescribe anesthesia for new patients."

"Why does the hospital have a rule not to allow patients to relieve pain?"

Dr. House released his displeasure a little.

"Only for narcotics!"

The emergency male doctor had already looked at Dr. House suspiciously, and explained in a straightforward manner: "We found that this can deal with fraudulent medicine!"

"You think I'm cheating?"

Dr. House feigned exasperation.

"I didn't say it."

There was a hint of a see-through smile on the corner of the emergency male doctor's mouth.

"Then give me Vicodin!"

Dr. House raised his voice.

"No."

The emergency male doctor shook his head.

"Because you still think I'm cheating?"

Dr. House wants to try to catch the fact that doctors discriminate against patients.

"I said, I didn't."

Male emergency doctors may not have very good medical skills, but they are very proficient in how to deal with patients and avoid responsibility. These are the core courses required before obtaining a doctor's license.

"No, you said that your new regulations are to deal with fraudulent drugs!"

Dr. House still held on to this point, trying to force the male emergency doctor to be timid and timid to compromise: "You also said that I am not cheating on the medicine, and the hospital regulations do not apply."

"Rules are rules!"

The male doctor in the emergency department was too lazy to deal with it any longer, and directly acted as a repeater with a blank expression.

"Gabapentin is used to treat nerve damage, and you're prescribing it for a face injury. You might as well give a bandage to someone with a damaged carotid artery!"

Dr. House couldn't bear it any longer, and began to spit out his venomous tongue: "The medical representative of Purdue Company didn't serve you comfortably, but offended you to death. Otherwise, how could you not take the initiative to prescribe Vico to the patient?" Ding, when the patient asks for it, why don't you agree?"

"you are a doctor!"

The emergency male doctor immediately understood Dr. House's identity as a doctor.

"If you follow the rules of your clinic, I'm not a doctor, because I'm not stupid enough!"

Dr. House sprayed his poisonous tongue wantonly. Seeing the emergency male doctor directly called the guard, he picked up his crutches and walked out: "Forget it, I'll get out!"

After leaving the hospital, he angrily knocked on the wall with his crutches and cursed, "Damn Chuck!"

Since Chuck spoke, Dr. Wilson, the female dean, Dr. Kadi, and the three ducks around him all stopped prescribing medicine for him, trying to force him to take the initiative to quit addiction.

Of course he couldn't agree.

But this time, the good friends and the others were all firm. No matter what he said, he disagreed. He had no choice but to follow the example of those poisonous bugs who cheated medicine and went to various hospitals, trying to cheat some Vicodin.

It's a pity that these methods have long been exposed by those poisonous insects, and ordinary doctors dare not prescribe them to these poisonous insects so recklessly.

So there is a rule that new patients are not prescribed.

In fact, House can wait a little longer. When he pretends to be sick for the second time, he asks for Vicodin, and he will probably succeed.

After all, most doctors have received money from large pharmaceutical groups like Purdue, and they can't wait to prescribe this addictive painkiller for everything.

But it is obvious that Dr. House, who has only 3% of the "battery" of the poisonous insect, has no patience to delay the second time after hitting a wall again and again.

Failure at the last moment again and again made him very angry, but he was helpless.

Because outside the Princeton Teaching Hospital, no one bought his account at all!

Ok!

To be more precise, except for the people around him, good friends, ambiguous objects, and three subordinates whose future is controlled by him, no one is willing to buy it.

He could only scold Chuck secretly, and he couldn't even speak out about it.

Because he knew that once he said it, Chuck would definitely ridicule him immediately: "I can only be incompetent and furious at the people around me, he really is a poisonous insect!"

(End of this chapter)