The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 366 Modern Family Fitzbao: Happy New Year's Eve!

"It's interesting now."

Dr. House watched this scene, then looked at the camera in the corner, a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Which one is interesting?"

The superb mother Bonnie smiled ambiguously.

"Of course not you!"

Dr. House looked at Bonnie, the superb mother who showed her curves calmly, stared deeply for a while, and then looked at the new hot girl over there: "I'm talking about her!"

"What does she mean!"

The top mom Bonnie sneered and said, "It's just for sale! I knew her the first time I saw her! I can smell her dirty body from far away! Believe me, I'm a professional!"

"I believe you."

Dr. House said viciously: "I also believed you when I saw you at first sight. By the way, I also often support poor female college students. Why have I never met you?"

"Because I'm not a female college student!"

The best mother Bonnie doesn't care about Dr. House's poisonous tongue at all.

As a person with all five poisons, she did play the role of a poor female college student who needed help back then.

"How do you charge?"

Dr. House continued to speak harshly.

"It must be more expensive than her!"

Superb mother Bonnie gestured to the hot girl: "But it's worth the money, whoever uses my technology will know~"

"Really? I don't believe it!"

Dr. House smirked and said, "Want to bet?"

"You really think I'm cheaper than her?"

The superb mother Bonnie said dissatisfied.

"I don't think so, but I'm sure!"

Dr. House said excitedly: "So you dare to bet?"

"What are you gambling?"

Superb mother Bonnie, as a person with all five poisons, naturally also has a strong gambling addiction.

"Just bet..."

Dr. House stared at her expression while speaking, and just when she was about to reject him flatly once he said to stay away from Wilson, he saw his voice change: "You act as a female college student and ask Wilson to fund you! Don't worry, I will pay for it !"

"What if you lose?"

The superb mom Bonnie hesitated for a moment.

She knew what Dr. House meant, and tried to use this behavior to tell her good friend what kind of person she was.

But she doesn't care.

She is confident that once she breaks through the relationship, she will be able to kill this honest doctor with her means.

To be honest, she who has been spinning around at the bottom is just the age of just graduating from university, and she has already seen the dangers of the world.

In contrast, Rachel Green, who is about the same age, is really the eldest daughter of the Green family. Of course, they also have a lot in common.

For example, they all accompanied the uncle when they were in the Mood for Love.

It's just a fee, and the other is purely out of interest.

Experience makes acting skills, as long as she wants, she can become anyone.

Poor female college students in need of funding?

simple!
Passionate lover?
Got it!
Is it a virtuous wife?
She has no problem either!

Once tied to Dr. Wilson and become a wealthy and drug-rich Mrs. Wilson, she can continue this identity forever.

Just so confident!

"As you bid!"

Doctor House laughed.

"What if I want you to lose, and also pretend to be a poor female college student who needs funding to go to Dr. Wilson?"

The superb mother Bonnie smiled maliciously: "After all, the bet is only interesting if the stakes are equal."

"People always say we are British gentlemen."

Dr. House mocked: "But you are the British orthodox!"

"Do you agree or not?"

The superb mother Bonnie immediately imitated a British accent.

"no problem."

Dr. House did not refuse.

"Do you want me to tell you my charging standard first, and then we will go over and ask together later? lest you say that I cheated by talking nonsense!"

The superb mother Bonnie laughed.

"no need."

The corner of Dr. House's mouth curled up, and he pointed at the waist of the hot girl over there: "Look carefully, what is that?"

"what?"

The superb mother Bonnie looked over and asked in confusion, "Car keys, what's wrong?"

"That's the key to the Jaguar."

Dr. House reminded: "It's still the latest model. With her age and face, she obviously hasn't come out to seek funding for a long time. How much do you think she charges to earn enough for such a luxury car in such a short period of time?"

"Fake!"

The superb mother Bonnie immediately broke her defenses, staring at the car keys on the hot girl's waist with wide eyes, and said in disbelief: "Did she catch a rich man?"

Although in this line of business, it seems natural to catch a rich man and become the sugar daddy's sugar daughter.

But in fact, this has always been a survivor bias with an extremely low probability, and it belongs to the urban legend at the top of this line of pyramids.

More people are just like her, either passively or actively infected with calf addiction, and then forced to seek funding to barely relieve their calf addiction, falling and struggling in the hell on earth.

It was also she who had Christie by accident, and temporarily controlled it for a while, instead of continuing to roll in the mud, she bravely rushed to the upper reaches of the biological chain and started a calf selling business.

Otherwise, maybe it won't take long for her to become a walking dead on the street, the kind who is watched by the world.

Moreover, with her height of 184 and her long legs, it was because of taking too many drugs that she finally became a walking dead, and she was also the one that attracted the most attention among the walking dead.

So this is an industry with low barriers to entry, but it is extremely difficult to get ahead.

So much so that she considers herself a veteran, she doesn't even know the Jaguar brand, let alone quickly earn a new Jaguar sports car.

Now seeing such a coquettish slut who is about her age, but far inferior to her in all aspects, actually owns it, after she bets with others with confidence, it is hard for her not to break her defenses!

"That's what you want her to be."

Dr. House said venomously: "But it's a pity, she probably didn't rely on recognizing sugar daddy as a sugar-hearted daughter, but earned it by her own ability!"

"impossible!"

The superb mother Bonnie couldn't hold back any longer, and directly denied: "It is absolutely impossible for her to earn a new luxury car in such a short period of time by pretending to be a poor female college student to seek funding! I can't do it, and she can't do it! This It’s simply faster than selling calves to pay back the money..."

This is the truth.

There are always people who think that selling calves is very expensive, but it is the big guys who make money quickly.

Small-time retail criminals like her earn only a hard-earned money, but risk being shot and killed.

But even so, it takes years of accumulation to earn so much money.

"Ok?"

Speaking of this, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and grabbed Dr. House beside her: "Is she selling calves to you?"

"Why do you think so?"

Dr. House didn't deny it, and looked at her with a half-smile.

"Please! I'm a professional!"

The superb mother Bonnie sneered and said: "Although I didn't become a boss, I also had a dream of growing up since I was a child, and I thought about how to realize my dream more than once after being high.

I admit that her method is more subtle, but I must have thought of this, but I will forget it when I wake up.

After all, selling calves is illegal, so how to find enough customers has always been my bottleneck.

And what better place to develop clients than an addiction support group?
Here, there are countless people who desperately need calves. They have been tortured and have been fighting their own calf addiction.

As long as we tempt them a little bit, they will definitely not be able to stand it, and they will take the initiative to buy it outside.

Even as long as we act smarter, we won't be exposed at all.

As long as you talk to yourself, talk about the more exciting new styles that have come out on the street, and talk about the fatal attraction of these new styles to us. The first time I left, I went to inquire about the source of goods and tried to try.

The number of customers is so large and dense. Once this method is used, the shipping efficiency will definitely skyrocket. It is really easy to earn a Jaguar luxury car in a short time!
damn it!
How could I forget it when I woke up! "

While talking, she patted herself on the head, very annoyed that she forgot, otherwise with this method, it would not be that coquettish bitch over there who is so chic now, but hers.

And if this is the case, she who has accumulated a lot of money in a short period of time can directly use the money to buy enough calf for her to die, and there is no need to steal the goods that the boss gave her.

And if she didn't steal the goods, she wouldn't be caught and locked up here.

Of course, if she wasn't locked up here, she wouldn't run into Dr. Wilson, the most injustice, and she would have more fantasies about the rest of her life.

In the future, it will be a great benefit to hook up with Dr. Wilson, establish a normal family, and give her daughter Kristi a normal home.

But after all, if you can rely on yourself, who wants to rely on others!
"You're all right."

Dr. House looked at Bonnie, the best mother who was talking and was in the mood of brain-filling frustration, and said mockingly: "But unfortunately, poverty still limits your imagination. She is not a calf dealer at all!"

"no?"

The best mother Bonnie was taken aback for a moment, then shook her head in disbelief: "Don't lie to me, she must be!"

"She was soliciting for an alcohol treatment center."

Dr. House explained: "It's a very high-end kind, only the rich can afford it. What she sells is not medicine, but medical services!"

"shit!"

The best mother Bonnie didn't believe it at all, but when she heard about the medical service, she immediately believed it, and cursed out loud.

Even though she was at the bottom, because she was poor and didn't have much imagination, she also knew that selling medical services was a more high-end way to make money.

Let me give you a simple example.

The sale of calf products known as the underworld gold-absorbing pool, because calf products and medicines are both a word, can actually be summarized as selling medicines, and it is only a type of selling medicines.

Even relatively small ones.

And the category of selling drugs should also be included in the category of selling medical services, which is the housekeeping skill of the medical complex that can be paralleled with the military-industrial complex.

Selling this kind of service is of course the most profitable.

And it was silent, and it sucked the marrow!
I'm afraid that as long as this high-end alcohol addiction treatment center attracts a few more clients, the commission alone will be enough to buy a new Jaguar sports car.

"Are you rich?"

After scolding the superb mother Bonnie, she looked at Dr. House strangely.

"I'm a doctor, the best kind."

Dr. House shrugged and did not answer directly, but winked and said: "Sometimes I subsidize poor female college students, and I subsidize two at a time!"

"Is it true?"

The superb mother Bonnie looked at the sloppy Dr. House, a little in disbelief, and wondered: "Are you lying to me? She is not selling medical services at all to lure people to some high-end alcohol addiction treatment center! Otherwise, she What are you looking for with Benjamin? What kind of money does he have for a Santa Claus?"

"Wow! Your daughter Kristi should have heard that from you."

Dr. House exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Santa Claus, who can give gifts to countless children, is actually a poor ghost with no money in your mouth?"

"Have I lost my sight again..."

The superb mother Bonnie murmured.

"Benjamin, you are here!"

At this moment, a tall, chubby and gay man walked in, glanced around, and his eyes fell on Benjamin, a professional Santa Claus, and made an exaggerated cry, instantly attracting everyone's attention attention.

As the man walked towards Santa Benjamin, he looked around from the corner of his eye. Seeing that all eyes were on him, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth that was almost uncontrollable.

"Pompous clown!"

Super mom Bonnie couldn't help but spit as he walked by.

"Thank you!"

Hearing this, the big fat man stopped and turned around, and bowed to the sweet-smelling mother Bonnie: "You also know Fitzbao?"

"Don't tell me what kind of Fitzboy are you?"

The corners of Bonnie's lips twitched.

"Of course I am not!"

The fat man first smiled and shook his head, then solemnly put on a clown pose: "Fitzbao is a professional clown, and he needs enough professional make-up and special costumes to show himself in front of everyone and stand in front of you." Not yet!"

"A clown is a clown, always so dramatic!"

Dr. House sneered.

"A clown can bring happiness."

The fat man immediately turned his eyes sideways: "And what can a person who dare not even admit his true inner feelings bring? Apart from pain and death, I don't think there is anything else!"

"Do you know?"

No matter how slow the best mother Bonnie was, she still reacted and stepped aside a little so that she could see the expressions of the two of them at the same time.

"I only know Fitzbao, a clown-"

Dr. House connoted something, looked at Santa Benjamin who was stopped by the fat man and said mockingly: "As for who this is, I think it may be Santa Claus, after all, this Fits just right."

"..."

As soon as the big fat man lowered his head and couldn't see the soles of his feet, he was immediately furious. He gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile, trying to maintain his dignity, but his hasty words had already exposed his broken heart.

"Santa Claus, like clowns, bring people joy. Their appearance doesn't matter at all, unlike some people, not only do they have no appearance, but they don't even have a beautiful heart that brings people joy."

"Stop talking about a beautiful mind."

Dr. House's original good mood immediately disappeared. He couldn't help but look at the camera and mocked loudly: "This word has been said rotten. Any cat or dog can be called a beautiful heart."

no way.

When it comes to a beautiful mind, he can't help but think of Chuck and the others, and his current predicament is all thanks to Chuck.

"Ok?"

The big fat man, who was at the disadvantage of talking, keenly sensed a chance to fight back. He took a serious look at Dr. House, and his eyes lit up: "Where is your soul mate Stacey? Don't tell her that she has plastic surgery to look like this? "

Speaking of this, he apologized to his superb mother Bonnie: "I don't mean to be disrespectful, but your beautiful big eyes and long legs are not something that poisonous bitch can do!"

While exhaling fragrantly, he tried to remain graceful, as if the word bitch didn't come from his mouth at all.

"I take it as a compliment."

The best mother Bonnie smiled and said: "After all, plastic surgery costs a lot of money, so don't pay attention to me. Just remind me, why doesn't the bitch Stacey stay with my soul mate Bitter House? Go ahead!"

Dr. House:"……"

(End of this chapter)