Chapter 373

"it is good."

Claire didn't have time to worry about the ambiguity between her father in his 60s and his sister-in-law who was 30 years younger. At this moment, she even wished for this, so she agreed.

The captain first dialed Chuck's number in the cockpit.

"Chuck, I'm Claire Fell!"

As soon as the connection was made, Claire said excitedly, "I want to ask you for help. Luke is in danger... I swear I didn't mean it..."

While talking, she couldn't help but think back to Chuck's criticism of her heart attack that frightened the adults more than a month ago on Halloween. She quickly clarified, but stopped again.

Because the crisis of the youngest son Luke, in the final analysis, was caused by her.

It's just that compared to the deliberate Halloween, it's unintentional now.

"I'll go take a look."

That's right!

Claire didn't believe it.

"Children won't believe it. They must have heard the story of the big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood, so they won't open the door."

The sound of prying on the door stopped immediately.

But he was soon occupied by the happiness of being alone, jumping around while eating French fries, watching some [-]-ban DVDs in his grandfather's collection, playing wantonly, so happy.

"You're looking for Cameron, and you're involved in a murder of Santa Claus? OMG!"

The tall, silly man couldn't figure out how to do this.

The smart short man reminded with a smile: "These houses with no one at home are equipped with automatic light timers, but I, the cosplay policeman, got all the information. Light number 664 is on now!"

"Correct!"

"Hello?"

The clever little man sneered, "All Yankees have is money."

"On this street alone, five families have gone on vacation."

The two thieves, one tall and one short, looked at each other and ran away immediately. They hurried back to the car and were about to drive away when the smart short man stopped suddenly: "No! There should be no one in his family! Listen to this voice It seems to be a child, could it be that he was left at home? And the phone line has been disconnected by us in advance..."

"It has our money in it!"

A pickup truck was parked not far away.

It's a pity that he had been fighting wits and courage with the air for a long time, but Manny didn't jump out.

New Jersey.

Chuck's calm voice came from the other end of the phone, which immediately made Claire feel very comforted, and then when she was full of thanks, Chuck's words made her tremble again.

Chuck agreed.

Because her youngest son, Luke, was born with her husband's food-addicted personality, and was thrown by their husband and wife several times the day after tomorrow, making him look stupid and cute. Innate talent plus hard work, God knows that such a Luke, in a world full of What can be done in a home with electric lights.

"They invited us here."

Chuck said, "You tell him to call me when he gets off the plane."

And when you think about the destructive power of the bear kid itself, it is already very troublesome. Now that there is no adult to control him, and it is still on a festival like Christmas Eve, will he still have a home after returning?
"damn it!"

"..."

Ten-year-old Luke Dunphy woke up in a daze and came down from the attic on the third floor. He didn't hear or see anyone, so he rubbed his eyes and walked down.

Even if they reacted, the parents on the plane couldn't come back immediately.

Claire will basically relax. Seeing the old father like this, she immediately understands, and comforts with a smile: "Luke is very good, and won't mess up your house too much. He is still young, not Hailey!"

"I'm afraid he can't do it."

Claire didn't realize it for a while, but after all, she was a mother of three children, and she was also a first-class crazy girl before her son got married. She quickly made up the situation on Chuck's side, and her heart fluttered. His worries have been diluted a lot.

The old father-in-law Jie couldn't help exhaling the fragrance.

Hearing what his father said, Claire, who was not nervous at first, became nervous again.

The silly tall man couldn't close his mouth when he laughed immediately: "Jewelry is for others to see, and her very big jewelry necklace can only be exposed~"

In his simple thinking, for someone he doesn't like, it's a gift to ignore him, and he pays for a car to send him away?

The tall, silly-looking man immediately laughed along with him.

Chuck said bluntly.

"With his exaggerated style, I'm not surprised that he did such a thing for the position of the president of the Santa Claus Association."

"It seems that you understand!"

"Huh? Can it still be like this?"

"hey-hey."

Burning down a house is just a trivial matter, but don't get electrocuted again, and then be trapped in a burning house.

While speaking, all the lights in a house were turned on.

"It's a kid."

The tall and silly man naturally understood the famous sayings about thieves that were always repeated by his partners.

The clever little man touched the other crowbar with his brother's, and then they got out of the car and headed for the Pritchetts' backyard.

Little Luke was worried and complained.

"help yourself at home!"

What kind of divine operation is this?

The old father-in-law Jie reminded with a sad face: "Luke is a boy and likes to play with electric lights. There are so many lights inside and outside the house for Christmas. In order to prevent theft, they are also designed to be turned on automatically at regular intervals..."

"Go and see, it's more convenient for you."

That would be horrible.

"Oh, no! Again!"

With the gun, he has changed his courage. Thinking of the teachings of his cheap grandmother Gloria, he took the air gun, followed the movement, and came to the back door. Seeing two thieves breaking the door there, he immediately shouted: "There is someone in the house!" ! I called the police!"

"So we came here this time just to take what should belong to us!"

The silly tall man whispered, "He's not that stupid, is he?"

The clever little man thought nothing of it.

"Now you can rest assured!"

The old father-in-law Jie complained in a low voice, and saw that the stewardess next to him had a different expression, and quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I'm mocking, he is gay among gays, and he doesn't have the guts to do such a thing!"

"Believe me!"

no way.

"Thank you so much!"

outside on the street.

The silly tall man also laughed: "I'm the best at dealing with children!"

The old father-in-law Jie laughed and said: "I am at Luke's age, I wish I could live alone, without parental control, without brothers and sisters bullying me, I can do whatever I want, this is the best Christmas gift! I believe Luke It's the same with Ke, maybe he's having fun at home now..."

But he waited and waited until he was hungry, but no one came back.

Claire exclaimed: "You don't suspect that Cameron is the murderer?"

Grandson Luke is not staying in his own house now, but in his house.

Speaking of this, he couldn't help complaining: "If you want me to say, those red necks are also stupid, since we hate each other, why don't we just send a car to take us to the place where we are welcome, so that we don't have to work so hard Thousands of kilometers across."

The old father-in-law Jie said with a smile: "With the double insurance of Chuck and Rosa, Luke will be fine, and maybe he will be happier alone."

Speaking of this, he said to himself: "I was almost fooled, he was bluffing us! He is a poor kid at home, what are we afraid of, just leave immediately after finishing this ticket."

Claire heard a female voice of "I'll call now" and the sound of jingle bells, and immediately said emotionally: "You are spending Christmas Eve over there, the bells sound so nice, I really hope Luke can be like you. "

"We waited until we arrived in Paris and immediately bought a return ticket..."

Speaking of this, he shook his head: "I don't want to think about it anymore. Now we are not only responding to their warm invitation, but also reimbursement for the travel expenses we have asked for from Texas. Do you know which American saying I like the most?"

In the blink of an eye, it was already dark.

If Hai Li, a girl who was already a high school student, was left behind this time, then she wouldn't worry about safety or anything, but she would definitely worry that the house would be destroyed by Hai Li and the rambunctious kids that Hai Li pulled over to throw a party.

They shouted one after another, but no one responded, which made him feel something was wrong. Thinking of something, he looked around vigilantly and shouted: "Manny, I saw you! Don't try to trick me! Today is not April Fool's Day is not Halloween, but Christmas Eve! I'm not a fool!"

After he figured it out, he shrugged his shoulders, lay down on the sofa, rested his arms on his head and stared at the ceiling in a daze, waiting for his parents to find out and yell to come back to him.

Speaking of this, his smile suddenly froze, and he murmured with pain in his teeth: "My home..."

Luke, who let himself go, was a little sleepy, lying on the sofa and fell asleep, when he suddenly heard a voice, he looked quickly, and saw two figures, one tall and one short, passing by the window, and their conversation was transmitted to him In his ears, let him understand that this is a thief who is about to enter the door.

"Please, Dad!"

Ping An Town.

The smart short man also picked up a crowbar, squinted his eyes and smiled: "At the beginning, they said that the United States would always welcome us, but in order to be able to come over, we had to work so hard. We were blocked at the border of Texas and suffered so much. Those Texas rednecks with big guns don’t seem to welcome us at all, free New York is too far away from redneck Texas, we have suffered so much to get to the edge of New York.”

After hanging up the phone, she took the phone number of her sister-in-law Rosa that her father had given her, and the other party just said one word coldly and hung up the phone.

The clever little man glanced and saw a dog's hole under the door, he ordered.

"If it's a magic trick, it's definitely a magic trick that my dad will exclaim for the rest of his life."

He doesn't want to be a fool!

"They don't care about money!"

His first reaction was that the cheap little uncle and his little friend Manny were going to play tricks on him.

He was so cute, but only then did he realize that this would be different from the past. They should have taken him with them and flew to Paris for vacation together.

"It shouldn't be him. I just asked him to find out about the situation."

"OMG!"

"how is this possible."

Claire thanked Chuck more and more.

The silly tall man picked up the crowbar beside him and said with a smile.

Who made Manny a Colombian? In Colombia, they like to spoof people at Christmas, and they will laugh at the person being spoofed as an idiot after success!

At such a moment, Chuck is willing to answer the phone to help, and he really is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside.

The smart short man's eyes fell on Jay Pritchett's mansion: "This is our goal tonight. There are many high-end goods in the house! Especially fine jewelry. The owner of this house is an old white man. At such an old age, I married a beautiful wife with a hot figure. In order to win her over, I spent a lot of money buying valuable jewelry to please her, and with her figure, it is more costly than ordinary women~"

The clever little man smiled and said, "Take your crowbar! We're going to visit you!"

"Right, that is it!"

Only then did he react from his confusion and vigilance. The inexplicable sense of familiarity in this state was clearly the result of his unpleasant experiences more than once or twice since he was a child, and he was left behind!

"I'm more concerned just because Luke isn't Hailey."

The silly tall man exclaimed in amazement: "They are not here, why do they still turn on the lights? How much would it cost?"

The Pritchett family mansion.

It wasn't her wishful thinking.

"There's a dog hole here, you can poke your head in and have a look."

Luke shivered, and ran directly upstairs, got into the room of the cheap little uncle and his little friend Manny, panted for a while, and saw the air gun hung high on the wall by Manny, he immediately ran over to the room. He took down the air gun and manipulated it skillfully. Hearing the sound of the bolt being pulled, Luke's rapidly beating heart finally calmed down.

"Don't hesitate, the sooner the better!"

The smart short man immediately called his companions to get off the car, rushed over, came to the door, grabbed the tall man who was about to rush in, rang the doorbell, and raised his voice with a smile: "Police, is anyone at home?"

"My God! It's so beautiful!"

The silly tall man said seriously: "Let's just knock on the door."

That's right!

The smart short man's eyes showed wisdom: "This is the smartest way! How much does it cost to send us away? It's a bottomless pit to resettle us! It's a pity that few people can think of this, or dare to Do it."

In the car, two men, one tall and one short, were spying on the community.

"it is good."

Claire quickly said, "By the way, can I trouble you to book the nearest return ticket for us now? We need to go back immediately."

"have a look!"

"Dad? Mom? Grandpa? Manny?"

"of course can!"

The silly tall man shouted: "Didn't you say that Yankees robbed money in our hometown? It turned out that after they robbed it, they spent it like this. This is too wasteful! The lighting and electricity bills for a house on Christmas Eve are enough. Our family has been using it for a year, and we are reluctant to turn on the lights when we do business at night, but they are fine, and they just light it up empty!"

"Will he drive himself?"

The shorter, smarter-looking man smiled happily: "They all told me, hehehe."

Moreover, he carefully searched the entire Grand House of Grandpa's house, saw many things that he shouldn't see, and no one appeared to stop him.

Her husband, Phil, likes magic and inventions, so he put himself in a dangerous situation more than once. She didn't know that she and her husband were comedians and couldn't be treated with common sense, so she was lucky and puzzled more than once, and died like that How did he get through every danger safely.

"Yes! You said they invited us."

said the silly tall one.

"..."

The smart short man hesitated, but facing the wise rebuttals of his companions, he was speechless, and could only short his body and peek inside through the dog hole.

However, as soon as his head got in, the gap between his eyebrows was blocked by the cold muzzle of the gun. With the sound of a gunshot, at the last moment, he thought with a big brain: "It's better to have a red neck, at least remind me before shooting." One sound, this little boy in the free world doesn't talk about martial arts so much..."

(End of this chapter)

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