The daily life of American drama detective

"Do not!!!"

Little Sheldon's screams still echoed, but there was no one in the video.

The three of Chuck were not surprised at all. They all knew that the other party couldn't control his bladder again, and went to the bathroom to try to regain control of his bladder while screaming.

"Is the accident rate on trains really that high?"

Peggy asked with a smile.

"Freight trains are that tall."

Chuck nodded.

"Haha."

Peggy had an expression that I knew was like this, haha.

"You two are too, why scare him."

Monica complained speechlessly: "He wants to take the train, so let him take it. It's so pitiful to scare the child. Originally, he liked trains the most. Not only will the greatest fun be gone in the future, but there may be It's the biggest nightmare, and it's probably going to be the nightmare of the train accident tonight."

"I have been warned in advance."

Chuck said frankly, "He asked for it."

Although American passenger trains are not as weird as freight trains, there are many accidents. Little Sheldon is an important yin and yang point for Chuck to acquire assets, and Chuck does not allow him to do such dangerous things.

Unless he follows.

In this way, even if the car does overturn and various accidents occur, he is capable enough to bring little Sheldon out safely.

Obviously little Sheldon couldn't feel this kind of concern, even if he told him, he would not appreciate it at all.

"Peggy, something happened in college again."

Monica had no choice but to ignore that poor little Sheldon, and said to Peggy: "Chuck is here to investigate the case, why does it feel like the university is getting more and more chaotic now, fortunately you are not like us At that time..."

Speaking of this, she found that both Chuck and Peggy were looking at her, she quickly stopped, and said with a smile: "I mean like Rachel, when she and Peggy were the age, they wanted to go to the senior seniors' house or even I went to all kinds of parties on the university campus, and I didn't feel so chaotic at that time, otherwise, if you did the same, I would definitely go crazy and die."

"That's Missy."

Peggy laughed and said, "I told my family that I was going to spend the night at my best friend's house, and my best friend told my parents that I was going to spend the night at Missy's house. In fact, we went together to a party organized by a college fraternity."

"OMG!"

Monica exclaimed: "Who told you? You must not learn from her!"

"Alcohol hurts my nerves and lowers my IQ."

Peggy raised her eyebrows and said, "And those idiots who only know how to drink and giggle, do you think I'll talk to them?"

"That's true!"

Monica breathed a sigh of relief.

Little Sheldon and Peggy are only a few months apart, so Little Sheldon's twin sister Missy is only a few months older than Peggy.

But Missy went to a party on the college campus, and while she was shocked, she didn't feel too nervous.

There are not only reasons for the lack of close relationship, but also the fact that she has met Missy, and she can tell at a glance that Missy is still a child. Even if she went to a college fraternity party, she would not dare to take the initiative unless those people were all unconscious from drinking. To provoke Missy.

That was a real crime!
But Peggy was different.

Although she was only a few months old, she developed earlier, and she already looked like a girl. Put on a little heavy makeup, go to the evening, take out her college student card, and others can really see her as a girl. College students.

If Peggy had that idea, many people would be willing to take her away.

As an acting guardian, after nearly a year of getting along day and night, she already has the feeling of a real guardian, and she can't bear this imaginary possibility at all.

"What are you busy with recently?"

When Monica went out to take out the trash, Peggy looked at Chuck: "I seldom come to see Mona, is there a new subject?"

"Ah."

Chuck raised his decorative glasses, not hiding anything: "Help me watch Little Sheldon, especially for such deadly things as taking the train, you must notify me in advance!"

"You value Sheldon very much."

Peggy narrowed her eyes: "It feels more important than me!"

"You are different."

Chuck said frankly: "You are wise, he is unreasonable."

"My IQ is 187!"

Little Sheldon, who regained control of his bladder, came over and heard this, because the pain mask that his favorite train was completely destroyed by Chuck, he couldn't help but put it away, and shouted dissatisfied.

"Who isn't!"

Peggy glanced at him with a smile: "Who here is lower than 187?"

"..."

Little Sheldon looked at the little devil Peggy, and then at the big devil Chuck, the painful mask on his face became more and more obvious.

"How am I doing?"

Peggy ignored him and just looked at Chuck expectantly.

"Very good! Come on!"

Chuck looked at Little Sheldon, but his consciousness was looking at the system, and said sincerely.

Hit little Sheldon, if little Sheldon has an uncomfortable reaction, he will be rewarded with double yin and yang points.

When others hate Little Sheldon, Little Sheldon has an uncomfortable reaction, and associates this kind of hatred with Chuck, thinking that it has something to do with Chuck, and the system also has double rewards of yin and yang points.

Peggy's effect on Little Sheldon is second only to Chuck himself.

"you!"

Little Sheldon looked at the big and small devils with grief and indignation.

"Go to work!"

After saying something, Peggy took the initiative to hang up the video, and then smiled at Chuck: "If you have time, you should pay more attention to Mona. You also know her situation. You haven't looked for her very much recently. She can't tell from the outside. What, but the sleepwalking at night has worsened."

Seeing Chuck looking at herself, she smiled and said, "I know I caused it, but the starting point wasn't for you."

"I see."

Chuck glanced at Monica, who was working there, exuding a happy atmosphere, and nodded to indicate that he had made a note of it.

Monica was a little unable to keep up with the progress of Chuck's scientific experiments. Peggy made a good idea and secretly hypnotized Monica. Although Chuck was able to do the control group experiment, it also left Monica with the root cause.

Last time, Jane was almost scared to death by her sleepwalking state.

Especially when I just encountered a case where an Eskimo sister killed her best friend afterwards, the feeling of fear was so strong that Jane deliberately avoided Monica, and would rather choose to be a classmate with the newcomer Texas girl Lisa than to open her eyes Until Monica stood in front of her in a daze.

In order to protect herself, Monica's brain deliberately downplayed these memories, but the negative emotions of being treated in this way remained to some extent.

When Chuck is busy and she has more free time, it is inevitable that her subconscious will become anxious, and this unconscious sleepwalking state will also increase uncontrollably.

"what do you know?"

When Monica walked in, she heard Chuck say this, and immediately asked with a smile.

"Chuck said he'd go to your game."

Peggy laughed.

"Really?"

Monica said in surprise, "Did you follow him?"

Speaking of this, she looked at Chuck: "It's actually an ordinary amateur baseball game. If you're busy, you don't have to come here."

"Mona, that's not what you told me before."

Peggy said: "Isn't this a battle of reputation? Are you gnashing your teeth and saying that you must convince the other party?"

"I was exaggerating before."

Monica said embarrassingly: "Hill and I are just discussing each other, it's not that exaggerated."

"It's not an exaggeration to pull all your circle of friends, and find three unfamiliar friends to help out, form a nine-member team, and force them to train every day?"

Peggy laughed.

"Hill?"

Chuck looks at Monica.

"A golfer I just met."

Monica explained helplessly: "She is a baseball player and has a bad temper, so I wanted to compete with her."

"Then have a good discussion!"

Chuck already had a picture in his mind, he nodded and said, "I'll see it when the time comes."

With Monica's competitive MAX character, she must have met this bad-tempered Hill. The two had a quarrel, and then Monica, an amateur who only played rugby, gave up her advantage, and she had to learn to play baseball again. To defeat the opponent.

"it is good!"

Monica was thrilled.

She didn't mention Chuck joining her team, because everyone knew the strength of Chuck the detective, and it was impossible for the opponent to let him play.

Even if he succeeds in provoking the general with words and wins afterwards, the other party will say strange things, that way the joy of winning will be greatly reduced.

So Monica would rather choose to take a group of fighting scum, as a beginner, to challenge this group of old fritters, but also let the opponent lose convincingly.

She had already notified all her friends who could be notified, and she was waiting to support her when she witnessed her big victory, but seeing that Chuck was busy, she didn't trouble him for such a trivial matter.

Of course, there was another person she didn't notify, but she called uninvited, saying that she would definitely go to cheer for her cousin, and kept urging her not to give up her advantage to learn baseball and play baseball. Let Hill play women's rugby with her.

All-female lineup!
Regular football jerseys!
He sells iron and is willing to subsidize these team uniforms!

That's right!

This person is her little cousin Howard who was completely spoiled by her elder brother.

As for why he is so active?

Just look at the uniforms worn by the U.S. women's football players.

Even if Little Howard was killed, she wouldn't dress like that!
That night.

Chuck chose to stay.

He is not the kind of person who is full of empty words. Since he said to support Monica, he will support her with practical actions.

The next day.

As soon as I got to work, the annoying police detective called: "Haha, Chuck, come here, we caught a stupid thief last night! Are all female biologists so funny?"

"Let's talk about the situation first!"

Chuck reminded.

"Chuck, we listened to you yesterday and ambushed near those little white rat evidence at night. When it was late at night, we saw a car approaching."

Detective Amy Santiago snatched the phone and introduced: "I stopped near the pet store, waited for a while, and got out of the car a sneaky figure, wearing a hoodie, can only be seen as a woman .

Then we saw her open the trunk, take out a package from it, hide in a corner, and take out a lighter. We were all stunned at the time, thinking it was a terrorist attack, and wanted to get out of the car and draw our guns, ready to rush down, but it was too late. late. "

"Bang! Boom! Boom!"

Detective Annoyance smiled and imitated: "The tongues of flame shot straight into the sky at that time, it was extremely gorgeous!"

"It turned out that she was not going to light the explosives, but the fireworks."

Detective Amy Santiago laughs: "Do you know why she did it?"

"Tune the tiger away from the mountain."

Chuck shook his head and said: "It's a pity that this method is too stupid. Let alone the security guards inside have been reminded in advance, even if they have not been reminded, when they hear this sound, their first reaction must be to lock the door directly. Go out and see what's going on, so she can take advantage of it."

"Haha! You're right!"

The annoying police detective laughed: "The security guard's reaction was much faster than ours, and he closed and locked the door, and when we rushed over to take her down, we found out that there was an accident when this funny female biologist even ignited the fire.

There was a problem with the fuse of the fireworks I bought, so I had to tear it apart and ignite the shorter fuse of the first section, which resulted in my hands being burned.

We arrested her, and we had to take her to the hospital for treatment. Only then did we know that she was so clever that she was indeed planning to use fireworks to lure the security guards, and then took the opportunity to go in and steal the mice. "

"Chuck, guess why she has such a funny idea?"

Detective Annoyance saw that Chuck on the other end of the phone was very calm, without any surprises or laughter, and said in a somewhat displeased manner.

"There is a high probability that she has been to the other side of the ocean."

Chuck said seriously.

"Holy shit!"

The annoying police detective yelled out dumbfounded: "How did you guess that?"

When he knew the reason, he was stunned. He didn't expect it to be the reason at all. He didn't expect Chuck to report it in one go.

"It is impossible for ordinary Americans to use this method when they want to turn the tiger away from the mountain."

Chuck explained: "Only if you have been to the other side of the ocean, you must have lived on the other side of the ocean, and you have participated in the New Year, you will have this kind of thinking that is very different from that of ordinary Americans.

Otherwise, she should have thought that when the fireworks go off, it is not the security guards who come out to watch the fireworks, but the security guards put down the welded iron gate.

Luckily this is New York and she only hurt her hand.

Had it been in Chicago, the results would have been quite different. "

"How to say?"

Detective Amy Santiago wondered.

"In New York, and Chinatown, we are not too unfamiliar with fireworks."

Chuck said with a blank expression: "If you let it go, you will let it go, but if you are in Chicago, there are Chicago typewriters, and you just set off fireworks on other people's sites, and people will hear the sound of Chicago typewriters, which will cause gang fire at any time.

She who set off the fireworks might have died from stray bullets.

Of course, what is more likely is that after returning to China, she did not have time to make it this far. On the first night of her return to Chicago, she heard the sound of a Chicago typewriter. The time difference did not adjust, and she thought she was on the other side of the ocean. Set off the fireworks, come out and watch quickly, and then there will be no more. "

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago's mouth twitched.

What kind of hell joke is this?

But if you think about it carefully, why do you feel that logic is self-consistent?

According to the arrested female biologist, she did go to the other side of the ocean for academic exchanges. At the beginning of the Chinese New Year, the explosion of fireworks all over the city almost didn't scare her to death.

When I got used to it later, I happily went out to watch the gorgeous fireworks blooming everywhere.

After watching too much, she somehow thought of using fireworks to divert the tiger away from the mountain, but forgot that this is not the other side of the ocean.

No one will come out to watch the fireworks.