The daily life of American drama detective

"Don't be ashamed!"

Little Leonard saw the eyes of Detective Amy Santiago, and snatched the telescope from Howard Jr.'s hand.

"What are you doing! I'm still thinking about which line to be L. Is the vertical line better? Or the horizontal line?"

Little Howard had an extremely wretched expression.

"Kid, you are so coquettish."

Detective Annoyance also understood, and gave Little Howard a thumbs up in amazement.

"Thank you."

Little Howard was not ashamed but proud: "If it were you, what would you choose?"

"I choose..."

As soon as Detective Annoying wanted to answer, he was overwhelmed by the murderous look in Detective Amy Santiago's eyes that was almost substantive, and he dared not say any more.

But in the next second, he showed his true nature as an annoying detective. He raised a finger to his mouth and made a silent gesture.

Seeing this action, Little Howard laughed knowingly.

Detective Amy Santiago can't say anything other than rolling her eyes and pinching the detective hard.

There are so many children here, she can't make these things clear, although it seems that none of these talented boys and girls understand.

But they understand that speaking out to her in public is a completely different matter!
"Are you not happy?"

Chuck looked at Little Sheldon, and said solemnly: "I said I was too busy before, but now Peggy has taken you out for team building and rest, what are you not satisfied with?"

"..."

Little Sheldon didn't speak, but still stared at Chuck with bulging eyes, holding his right hand tightly with his left hand, so as not to raise his right hand to his temple, and Chuck saw that he was going to blast Chuck's head with the Force.

"Sheldon is touched that you care so much about him."

Little Leonard also reached out and pressed Little Sheldon's hand, smiling and misinterpreting Little Sheldon's meaning.

"He cares about me?"

Little Sheldon couldn't bear it anymore, and his voice, which had already started to change, tried to drive it to the maximum: "My favorite little train was destroyed by him, and I had a nightmare last night.

When the whining sound sounded, I no longer felt the joy of the train leaving on time, but the fear of the train crashing into me!
Trains are one of the few that can bring me real peace and happiness, but now they are all destroyed by him, the big devil, is this also good for me? ! ! ! "

"At least you're still here, aren't you?"

Little Sheldon's hoarse accusation was quite touching. The group of people gathered by Chuck in the stands fell silent for a few seconds, and then Peggy laughed disapprovingly.

"The danger that Chuck said is real. Before technology develops to replace your fragile body with an indestructible steel body, in order to ensure your survival, you must know more truths about the world. , Could it be that the value of your existence is not comparable to the shattering of the illusion of a little train?"

"correct."

Leonard Jr. was the first to chime in: "When you encounter a challenge, face a challenge or run away, you have only one answer, and that is to run, as far as you can run.

Now Chuck is telling you such a reality so intimately. This is the real information that you can’t find from the official website at all, so that you can avoid the infinite regret when you really get on the train and then have an accident. Of course, you have to thank Chuck for that. right. "

"that is!"

Little Howard's eyes were still on the baseball field, but he also subconsciously stood on the right side: "Peggy gave us a day, took us around the campus, and led us to watch such a wonderful game, what more do you want?

This is a baseball game!
The origin of many technical terms!
We are students, and we are all future scientists with scientific thinking. When encountering new knowledge, we should absorb it like a sponge.

First base, second base, third base, top base, home run... These rich and connotative knowledge are the two points we should pay most attention to now. What is a small train! "

"Whose coquettish...youth?"

Detective Amy Santiago was dumbfounded.

She is a police detective, or a New York police detective. Back then, she patrolled the streets of New York and arrested big sisters like Phoebe. She was so coquettish, but she was still eye-opening.

Detective Annoying Detective responded with two thumbs-ups to Howard Jr., who looked over. He agreed with Howard Jr. that the most important thing to pay attention to now is two points, not others.

"First strike!"

Little Sheldon saw that Howard was talking nonsense the most, so he turned his head suddenly, stared at him with eyes that felt like they were going to bulge, and shouted in a stern voice.

"what?"

Little Howard was stunned.

"Didn't you say you want to learn about baseball?"

Little Sheldon glared at him and shouted: "I'll teach you a basic baseball sense right now, strike out! If you do something that displeases me again, accumulating to three times, you will be kicked out of my circle of friends!"

"You still know baseball?"

Little Howard was surprised: "Isn't your father a football coach?"

"Missy plays baseball."

Peggy explained.

"Really? Why haven't I heard from Sheldon?"

Little Leonard was just watching the fun at first, but when he heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, and he looked at the baseball field eagerly, with an expression that I wanted to learn.

But at the sight of the batsmen running fast after hitting the ball, his fiery enthusiasm instantly cooled to normal temperature.

never mind!

Playing baseball in person, looking forward to someday playing with dear Missy, hopeless.

But if you have more knowledge about baseball, you can pretend to be a baseball fan and have a good time with dear Missy. You can still think about it.

"Why should I say that?"

Little Sheldon looked at Little Leonard with dissatisfaction: "The reason why I went to the baseball field to watch the game was because I was forced to go to see Missy's game, and this time too!"

"I have another question."

Little Howard raised his hand, and when Little Sheldon looked over, he asked solemnly: "When did I enter your circle of friends? I don't think we are friends!"

"Of course we're not friends!"

Little Sheldon looked at Little Howard contemptuously: "You are just an alien who forced in, a fool who only knows the truth of the universe and only wants to fight alien manipulators."

"That's the truth of the universe, okay?"

Detective Annoyance has also heard his good friend Chandler talk about this awesome allusion, and immediately raised his hand to give Howard Jr. a high-five.

Little Howard was a little annoyed at first when his wounds of shame were uncovered in public, but seeing that Detective God Troubled understood him as always, he felt much better, and he raised his hand to fight Detective God Troubled.

However, when Detective Annoyed Detective's hand was about to slap his palm, he quickly retracted it. Facing his suspicious eyes, Detective Annoyed Detective just laughed, as if you knew why I only gave you a high five. expression.

Little Howard was speechless.

Of course he understood.

But he thought that Detective Annoyance was the same kind of person as him, and he didn't care about these things.

It seems that he still overestimated the annoying detective.

"I have another question!"

Little Howard looked at Little Sheldon very unhappy.

After such a long time, he had a certain understanding of Little Sheldon, and he knew that Little Sheldon was clearly because everyone bullied him, unable to vent, and could only transfer his anger towards him incompetently and furiously.

He is not used to this kind of behavior!

"What's the quickest way to strike out?"

"Second strike!"

Little Sheldon raised his finger to remind.

"Let's watch the game."

Leonard Jr. pressed Howard Jr.'s mouth, and looked at him pleadingly.

Little Howard wasn't afraid to piss off little Sheldon completely, but he was.

It's not him, Little Howard, who lives with Little Sheldon.

Little Howard offended little Sheldon to death, patted his ass and went home, at worst, he would never see little Sheldon, but he had to face little Sheldon's revenge every day.

Unless he promises to never play with Howard Jr. again and regards Howard Jr. as an enemy, Sheldon Jr. will never let him go.

He will never have peace!

"Humph!"

Little Howard snorted coldly and turned his head to watch the game.

He knows what his friends mean, and unless he has the determination not to play with them at all, he can only choose to accept the deterrent effectiveness of three strikes.

"Third strike! You're out!"

Little Sheldon saw Howard Jr. dared to hum him, and immediately announced that he was out with three strikes.

"OMG!"

Little Leonard directly covered his face, wearing a pain mask.

"Leonard, you saw that too."

Little Howard shrugged and said, "It's not my fault!"

"Leonard! Watch your position!"

Little Sheldon's threatening reminder: "The enemy of my friend is also your enemy, and the friend of my enemy is also my enemy!"

"I have a question too."

Peggy smiled and said, "Is Chuck your enemy? I don't want to ask this question, but you also know that I am Chuck's friend. Now that you say that, I have to figure out who I am."

"..."

Little Sheldon's threatening eyes just now turned into grief and anger.

The little devil asked if the big devil was his enemy?
Demon kings big and small are staring at him, what can he say?
Especially meeting Chuck's gaze, thinking that his favorite train was destroyed by Chuck's words, and now it has become his eternal nightmare.

What dare he say?
"rest assured."

Chuck said frankly: "Sheldon has an extremely flexible bottom line. I believe that even the three-strikes principle has supplementary terms."

"Oh? Why do you say that?"

Peggy cheered.

"Because little Sheldon would never have had friends without the supplementary clause."

Chuck said seriously.

"..."

Little Sheldon's mouth twitched, and his eyelids stared at Chuck with convulsions. He wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything.

Because he does have supplementary clauses.

That is, after one year, the strikeout is automatically cleared, and those who are willing to attend his cram school within one year, learn how to respect his rules, and pass his test can recover from the strikeout state.

This was originally a clause he subconsciously added.

But now that Chuck picks it up, the taste is completely different.

Although I don't want to admit it, but if I think about it carefully, I really hit the nail on the head.

Make him very uncomfortable.

"Woooooo!"

Little Sheldon held back and held back, but he didn't hold back. He cried and got up from the stands, and walked away quickly as a zombie.

"Aren't you too much?"

Detective Amy Santiago said in shock: "He is still a child. Are you treating him like this, so you are not afraid that his mind will be twisted and he will end up on a dangerous wrong path?"

"Not afraid!"

Chuck looked at the system's double yin and yang reminder, and said indifferently: "He has the most professional parenting experts to accompany him, and the most professional psychiatrists to counsel him. Crying is a good thing, it is more human and vivid."

"...He has humanity, but you feel it is gone."

Detective Amy Santiago looked at Chuck speechlessly: "No matter how powerful a child-rearing expert is with you, no matter how professional a psychiatrist is to counsel you, can't you guys bully me together like this?"

"you are wrong!"

Chuck said frankly: "You don't know anything about the abilities of the most professional parenting experts and the most professional psychiatrists! Don't say we haven't done anything too extreme, just do it a hundred times, ten thousand times more than this , as long as he is accompanied by the most professional parenting expert and the most professional psychiatrist to guide his mind, little Sheldon will not be blackened, I can guarantee this!"

"How can you guarantee it?"

Detective Amy Santiago cried incomprehensibly.

"Because of him!"

Chuck motioned Detective Amy San Diego to look at little Leonard sitting next to him: "This most professional parenting expert and most professional psychiatrist is Leonard's mother, Beverly Hoffs Dr. Tate!"

"..."

Little Leonard didn't know what expression to react.

The truth is this truth, there is nothing wrong with it.

But I always feel a little sad and tearful.

After listening to Peggy's detailed explanation, Detective Amy Santiago knew how little Leonard grew up to be a good-natured boy. As for Chuck's words, "No matter how wronged or cried little Sheldon, the future will not be blackened." ', there are countless slots, but I can't spit it out.

Because Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, a parenting expert and psychiatrist, seems to be so awesome!
"I'll go take a look."

She looked around and saw that no one was moving. She was soft-hearted and had no choice but to get up and catch up to Little Sheldon, who was crying and walking away as a zombie.

"What a handsome swing!"

Little Howard was relieved to see the most hated little Sheldon cry away in anger, his eyes returned to the court, and the lewd words poured out again.

"I only hope that I can also swing like this, and then I can perfectly form the most beautiful and energetic L~"

"..."

This time, even Detective Annoyance was taken aback for a moment before he came to his senses and cast an admiring look at young Howard.

"You'll have a chance."

Chuck said.

"Really?"

Little Howard looked at Chuck in disbelief.

Not only did Chuck respond to him, but he responded positively.

"In India, in order to welcome the spring, there is the Holi Festival. On that day, people will sprinkle colorful paints on their bodies, and then the wives will beat their husbands with sticks, and the husbands are not allowed to fight back."

Chuck said.

"..."

There was an ominous premonition in Little Howard's puzzled eyes.

Little Leonard suffocated a smile and said, "Chuck said that you have a chance to hit the ball. Of course, congratulations on having a husband in the future~ Chuck, am I right?"

"Of course not!"

Little Howard cried, "I like women! And I'm a Jew, not an Indian! What the fuck!"

"Don't be so sure yet."

Chuck said solemnly: "What if you marry in India one day? Don't you have the opportunity to participate in this festival and realize your freedom of swinging in the name of love."

Little Howard: "..."

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