The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 416 The Shocking Truth!Passionate Joey Tribbiani!

While the two were talking, they came to the subway entrance where the crime happened, which has been cordoned off by the NYPD.

Chuck brushed his face and went in.

"Dude, you're here!"

Detective Annoyance was below, and when he saw Chandler approaching, he immediately greeted him with a smile, and gave a very flamboyant African-American greeting, which made Detective Amy Santiago roll his eyes.

If there is one white person and one colored person, that's fine. Two white people meet to do this, it's really enough!

"Chuck, how's Phoebe?"

Detective Amy Santiago asked concerned.

"The operation was a success and Phoebe will be fine."

Chuck said.

"That's good!"

Detective Amy Santiago breathed a sigh of relief.

"Chuck, if you want me to say it's all your fault!"

Detective Annoyance looked at Chuck strangely.

"Blame Chuck?"

Chandler froze.

"Yup!"

Detective Annoyance joked, "If Chuck hadn't been telling hellish jokes about that New York subway lawyer, Phoebe probably wouldn't have encountered such bad luck."

"Phoebe's not a lawyer!"

Detective Amy Santiago countered.

"Perhaps she dresses like a lawyer?"

The annoying detective shrugged.

Chuck didn't say anything. Although Detective Annoyed was joking, it was still on the right track. If it wasn't for Chuck's butterfly effect and the luck of the comedy protagonist of Friends, Ross might not have been almost killed first. Now It pops up again and Phoebe gets shot.

Of course Chuck doesn't feel guilty about it.

Because this is not a pure comedy world, but a comprehensive world of American dramas, where there are joys and sorrows, and the synthesis is more in line with the magical reality.

So even if there is no Chuck, with the personality of comedic characters who like to make troubles without taboos, it will happen sooner or later.

"What did you find?"

"No clues."

Detective Amy Santiago shook his head and said: "There is no surveillance here. We also asked the people who were present at the time, but they all said that they saw nothing at the time and fled on their own as soon as they heard the gunshot. I didn’t even dare to look at anything.”

"Peralta, take Chandler to collect all the surveillance during the period when there was surveillance nearby."

Chuck raised his decorative glasses and directly ordered, "Santiago, follow me to Ursula!"

"Ursula?"

"Ursula!"

Detective Amy Santiago was puzzled, but Detective Annoyed had already jumped up, wishing he could add the phrase "forever God" after Ursula. That excited expression clearly showed that Ursula was a fan of the movie.

"Why don't you go?"

After Detective Amy Santiago knew who Ursula was, he said to Detective Demented with a dark face.

"No!"

Detective Annoyance stretched out his hand and hooked Chandler's neck, and teased, "I like Chandler better than Su Ula!"

"This is really not gay at all!"

Chandler laughed at himself.

Detective Amy Santiago gave the two gay men in the gay room a disgusted look, and followed Chuck to investigate Ursula.

Get the address from Joey.

At the beginning, Joey fell in love with Ursula, and the two fell in love for a period of time. Later, Ursula dumped Joey, and Phoebe even pretended to be Ursula to comfort Joey.

As soon as they arrived at the door of the apartment, without Chuck and the others knocking, the door of the apartment opened, and Ursula, who had the same face as Phoebe but with wilder hairstyle, sent a girl out.

When the girl saw someone, she hurriedly lowered her head, almost hitting the wall, and left in a hurry.

"Handsome, I know you!"

Ursula leaned against the door, smoking a cigarette, squinting at Chuck: "Are you interested in playing?"

"NYPD!"

Detective Amy Santiago flashed his badge straight away.

"The police are amazing!"

Ursula puffed out her cigarette, disapproving.

"Now we suspect that you are related to a murder case, please cooperate with our investigation!"

Detective Amy Santiago warns.

"Murder?"

Surprised, Ursula put down the long legs that had been deliberately lifted up to show the temptation of forks: "It can't be that some old man can't stand the excitement and is too excited, and he will die immediately?"

"Not the old man!"

Chuck was expressionless: "It's your sister Phoebe. She was shot and is being rescued in the hospital."

"It's her."

When Úrsula heard this, she immediately calmed down and started smoking again.

"She is your sister, you don't care about her life or death at all?"

Detective Amy Santiago looked at her incomprehensibly.

"Then is she dead now?"

Ursula shrugged indifferently, seeing that Detective Amy Santiago was speechless, she said indifferently: "Who can live forever? Always die! What's the big deal! You don't come to me just for this matter Right? First declare that although I have no feelings for her, I have no hatred, and I will not send someone to shoot her!"

"Who have you offended recently?"

Chuck looked at her.

"I?"

Ursula took a drag on her cigarette: "Why do you ask that?"

"Because we suspect that the shooter mistook Phoebe for you, and it was you who the other party really wanted to shoot!"

Detective Amy Santiago reminded: "If we guess correctly, you are in a very dangerous situation now. Once the gunman knows that he has made a mistake, he will definitely find you again!"

Ursula's eyes flashed.

"You figured it out."

Chuck asked, "Who?"

"Though I'm not sure."

Ursula shrugged and said, "But if you insist on saying that the shooter wanted to kill me, then you have to investigate a lot of people."

"why?"

Detective Amy Santiago said with some disgust: "Could it be that you have offended many people and they all want to shoot you?"

"This is up to you to investigate yourself."

Ursula shrugged and said, "I'm only providing clues. Go to Magellan's Bar and ask. During this period of time, I held a [-]-day challenge there. Every night a newcomer, they are all possible!"

"why?"

Detective Amy Santiago was puzzled.

"In this [-]-day challenge, who didn't wear safety measures?"

Chuck said blankly.

"How do I remember this?"

Ursula laughed and said, "I drank so much wine, and men are not all the same, who likes to wear that thing?"

"Where did you come out the next day, you should have some impression?"

Chuck reminded.

"There are so many places to go, there is Brooklyn, there is Manhattan, there are even Long Island and New Jersey."

Ursula smiled and said, "I have been very happy in the past month. Even if I die suddenly one day, it will be worth it."

Chuck ignored her and turned away, taking out his phone to make a call.

"It seems he understands."

Ursula looked at Detective Amy Santiago, who was still a little confused, with a teasing look: "Do you want to come in? I don't mind."

Detective Amy Santiago looked cold, and quickly turned around to pursue Chuck, and then he was shocked when he heard the content of Chuck's phone call.

"Joy, do an AIDS test immediately!"

Chuck said to Joey on the other end of the phone.

"what?"

On the other end of the phone, Joey was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled wryly, "Chuck, don't be kidding me. I shot a public service advertisement, so it doesn't mean I really have AIDS!"

"I'm not kidding you!"

Chuck said blankly, "Ursula has AIDS!"

There was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone.

Then Rachel exclaimed: "Joy, what's wrong with you?"

Rachel picked up the phone: "Chuck, this is Rachel, what did you say to Joey? He just passed out!"

"Ursula has AIDS, I'm not sure when she got it, you give Joey a few big bangs, shake him awake, and then ask him to go for an AIDS test right away!"

Chuck reminded.

"OMG!"

Rachel yelled in horror: "How could this be?"

"It's not surprising."

Chuck said frankly: "Ursula is making small movies. American small movies have always been real. They never require safety measures. They also like to play styles with high exposure risks. It is a matter of time before they get AIDS. Joey, a vagabond, is known as a half-city prodigal, and loves the 'movie stars' who make small movies. This time, he was not infected, and he hasn't been infected until now. It can be said that Goddess of Luck favored him, immortal Xiaoqiang!"

In the world of American dramas, this kind of vagabond has a virtue. When he hears about a small movie star, he can't wait to have a romantic relationship with him.

In Friends, Joey doesn't like Phoebe from a good family, but he has a soft spot for Ursula, who is exactly like Phoebe, but has a worse personality and still makes small movies. After being dumped, he was depressed and sad for a long time.

In "Looking for Mom", Barney Stinson also has a girlfriend who is a dancer and is still a formal girlfriend with feelings. Before talking about this girlfriend, he also clamored, who dares to talk to the little movie star Tuoyi? If a girlfriend like a dancer breaks up, he will be friends with her!

It's as if a woman like the little movie star, Toi Dancer, is some kind of saint.

In The Big Bang Theory, the wretched Howard had similar activities more than once. He was also publicly exposed by his good friends on the single night before their marriage, and it was posted on the Internet, which once ended the wedding.

These distorted values ​​have now finally touched the background of comedy, revealing the core of tragedy that should have been.

"I, I dare not hit him, I'm afraid..."

Rachel trembled.

As for what to be afraid of?
Obviously!

"Don't use your hands, use your bag to slap him a few times to wake him up! Get him checked as soon as possible!"

Chuck hung up the phone.

Now I just hope that Joey is really the protagonist of the comedy luck, living among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches his body, and even with Ursula, he has taken full safety measures.

Otherwise, if it is really infected, then Joey must be dead.

It will not drag on to the onset at all.

Because Peggy's mother, Linda, had been in a relationship with him before, if it infected Linda, with Peggy's personality, Joey would probably commit suicide.

"shit!"

Detective Amy Santiago waited for Chuck to hang up the phone before exclaiming, "Ursula has AIDS? Then she goes to the Magellan Bar for a month of one-night challenges?"

Chuck gave her a knowing look.

"Fake!"

Detective Amy Santiago was alarmed: "She is a broken jar, and she wants to infect more people. No wonder someone wants to kill her! Don't mention them, I want to shoot her right now! No way! , I asked someone to arrest her, and I can't let her harm other people like this again."

"If you catch one of her, there will be tens of thousands of her in New York!"

Chuck was expressionless and didn't stop.

What he was thinking of was the name Magellan Bar, no accident, it should be the bar where the protagonist group often spend time in the story of looking for mother.

Upstairs is the apartment of the protagonist group.

The vagabond Barney Stinson, who used to be here, has done similar challenges many times.

I have to say that if Ursula were introduced to Barney Stinson, it would be a perfect match.

It's just that if Barney Stinson knew about Ursula's current situation, would he still regard Ursula as the saint of true love.

While Chuck was driving Detective Amy Santiago to the Magellan Bar, the phone rang, and Monica's lowered voice came from over there: "Chuck, I got a call from Rachel, what did she say, said Ugh Sura, Joey...is it true?"

"it is true!"

Chuck didn't hide.

"This this……"

Monica didn't know what to say.

"Don't tell Peggy yet."

Chuck reminded.

"I know."

Monica's voice was even quieter.

Although her understanding of Peggy is not as deep as that of Chuck, the subconscious formed by her daily relationship let her know that although Peggy is young, she cannot be simply measured as a girl.

When Joey and Linda fell in love, Peggy threatened Joey.

Thinking about it now, her scalp is numb.

Magellan Bar.

It's not yet time for the opening, only the bartender and the waiter are preparing for the bar, and Detective Amy Santiago directly flashes the police badge.

"Do you know Ursula?"

Chuck asked.

"Of course I do."

The bartender nodded: "What's wrong with her?"

"She's here for the [-]-day challenge. Did someone come to you afterward and ask for her address and contact number?"

Chuck looked at him.

"Of course there is."

The bartender stared blankly at Chuck, and there was an ice-cold female police detective beside her. She didn't dare to hide anything, and honestly said what she knew: "Ursula is so beautiful, and she's a 'celebrity'. One night, there are many things I want to think about afterwards, but I don't have Ursula's address or contact number."

"Do you remember who had a bad face?"

Chuck asked.

"You don't look well?"

The bartender thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't really remember this, if I'm a regular customer, I still remember, but the bar can't be full of regular customers every night, and Ursula is doing a [-]-day challenge here, the news spread , Attracted many new customers who came here admiringly, so..."

Coming out of the Magellan Bar, Detective Amy Santiago worried: "What should we do now?"

"Go back first."

Chuck said calmly: "I have already contacted the FBI and asked them to obtain the list and personal information of those who have been tested for AIDS in the past month. After Peralta and Chandler get the surveillance video near the crime scene, I will quickly Go through it again, find out the suspicious person, cross it with this list, and you should be able to lock the shooter."

"The most important thing now is not to catch the shooter, is it?"

Detective Amy Santiago suddenly sighed: "This Ursula is too hateful. She knows she has the disease and spreads it to others on purpose. We want the prosecutor to prosecute her for dangerously spreading the disease and send her to jail."

Chuck didn't speak.

He had already said that if one Su Ursula was arrested, there would be tens of thousands of Ursulas, and it would be very troublesome to convict her.

If you want to be safe, you still have to keep yourself clean.

What really makes Chuck ignore this is the relationship between Ursula and Phoebe, as well as Phoebe's character of the mainstream Virgin Mary in American dramas.

Even if Ursula caused Phoebe to be shot and nearly died, even if Ursula knew that she had AIDS and deliberately spread it, but as a sister, Phoebe would definitely choose to forgive.

Phoebe herself doesn't care, and Chuck certainly won't get involved.

He was only responsible for finding the shooter who shot Phoebe, and now he intends to do it as slowly as possible, just like finding the crazy God of War in the case of Dr. Edward Oster.

This was also the real reason why he ignored Ursula before.

(End of this chapter)