The daily life of American drama detective

Rehabilitation Center.

Audio-visual outdoor.

"Chuck, why don't we go away first?"

Monica was a little embarrassed.

"No!"

Chuck shook his head.

There was the female dean, Dr. Cardi, scolding Dr. House. After a while, the door of the audio-visual room opened, and the dressed female dean, Dr. Cardy, touched her untidy hairstyle, feeling a little embarrassed He smiled at Chuck and Monica standing outside the door: "Talk!"

Saying that, he prepared to leave first.

"Don't worry!"

Chuck stopped the way, and said solemnly: "I came here this time to see how far my experiment has progressed? How long is it before the seven-year itch?"

"..."

The female dean, Dr. Cardi, was speechless.

You have only been away for a few days, and this suggestion has only been implemented for a few days, why is it the seven-year itch?

How much distrust of House is this... Okay!
When she thought of this, she suddenly understood.

Saying this is humiliating and mocking House.

"We're fine!"

Dr. House put on his clothes, gritted his teeth and said, "Your plan will never succeed."

"Looks like three years have passed!"

Chuck ignored House, and added another serious sentence to the silent dean, Dr. Cuddy.

"Why don't you talk to each other?"

The female dean, Dr. Cady, really doesn't understand where Chuck calculated the progress of her and House's relationship for three years. Could it be that the sky is one day and one year is one year? I really don't want to talk about this topic.

Chuck stepped aside this time and let the female dean, Dr. Cardy, leave first.

The dean, Dr. Kadi, couldn't understand his connotative jokes, and it was meaningless to force her to stay.

"You talk, I'll wait for you outside."

Monica glanced at Dr. House who was looking at him wrongly, said something to Chuck, and was about to leave as well, giving space to the two people who were not dealing with each other.

"Ask her a question for me."

Chuck stopped Monica who was leaving.

"……you sure?"

After listening to what Chuck said in her ear, Monica's eyes were extremely strange.

"Sure!"

Chuck said blankly.

"This... I will try my best."

Monica didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she was used to obeying any request from Chuck, but she was not sure that she could really ask, so she went with a weird expression.

"What question did you ask her to ask Cardi?"

Dr. House immediately sensed that something was wrong with Chuck.

"You have nothing to do with rain."

Chuck didn't tell him, standing outside the door and looking at House.

"What? Don't dare to come in?"

Dr. House sneered: "It's full of the smell of your conspiracy, you don't like to smell it?"

"There is no conspiracy, only conspiracy!"

Chuck said frankly: "I even came here on purpose."

"..."

The corners of Dr. House's mouth twitched.

He knows it!

Chuck came at this time, but he was not satisfied with just letting him know about it, and he had to laugh at him face to face to feel it.

This bastard!

"Are you sure I will lose?"

"I am sure!"

Chuck took it for granted: "Otherwise I wouldn't have given her this suggestion."

"What if you lose?"

Doctor House asked.

"If you can survive the remaining 134 days and Dr. Cardi has not dumped you, then I will treat you differently."

Chuck said with a blank face: "If you can survive a year, I will admit that you are very good!"

"This is what you said!"

Although Dr. House didn't want to hear the words of killing monkeys to make an example to chickens, he still grasped the topic: "When the time comes, I want you to say that in public!"

Just like when Dr. Cuddy came over for the first time, he guessed Chuck's sinister intentions, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Because no matter what he does, Chuck will not lose, and he is the only one who suffers.

It is already a surprise to be able to seize this opportunity to make Chuck agree to praise him in public now.

"I said!"

Chuck nodded.

He didn't believe Dr. House could do it at all.

That's right!

Even the 134 days in the rehabilitation center are enough to suspend.

Although he was trapped in the rehabilitation center, he blocked the frontal conflict between him and the female dean, Dr. Kadi, about outpatient services in the hospital in disguise.

But House's absolutely self-centered bad temper, as long as he spends more time with him, he will not be able to stand him.

Especially in this special time period after the fact.

Even the dog Leonard in The Big Bang Theory was in a sage state afterwards, and he had the guts to raise the topic of Penny dumping him at any time to his girlfriend, let alone Dr. House.

After he and Monica left, Dr. House would definitely ask the headmistress what question Cady Chuck asked Monica to ask.

Maybe before the fifth day, there will be a winner.

But Chuck still hopes that Dr. House can persist for a longer time, so that House can invest more deeply, not to mention the pain after being dumped by the female dean Cardy in the future, it is such a long time of worrying, and deliberately suppressing his own nature in order to win, It can make House gnash his teeth at Chuck every day.

The long-term supply of double yin and yang points, isn't that what it is!
This may be the best opportunity for Dr. House to surpass Little Sheldon in one fell swoop and become the largest supplier of Chuck's double yin and yang points.

After all, in this regard, compared with Dr. House, Little Sheldon has an absolute disadvantage.

Little Sheldon is still a child, he is considerate enough, he can automatically adjust to Chuck's jealousy, unlike Dr. House, whose character has been completely established, and Chuck's jealousy is absolutely not up to the mark until the real life-and-death moment , and the pain felt for this is also longer.

And little Sheldon is still only a teenager after all, Chuck is not the right time, and there is nothing he can do about him, he can't deliberately bully a young boy.

But Dr. House was different.

This kind of sloppy and poisonous tongue is a rotten person, and he can hate him as much as he wants, without thinking about other things at all.

Chuck left the rehabilitation center full of expectations.

The female dean, Dr. Cardi, waited for Chuck to leave before coming back again.

"What question did that bastard ask you?"

Doctor House asked impatiently.

"You don't need to know!"

The headmistress, Dr. Kadi, suddenly looked very strange, and shook her head, not wanting to say anything.

"I want to know! Just say it!"

After being urged by Dr. House, he joked, "Even if he wanted to ask about my length, I wouldn't be surprised at all!"

"no!"

The female dean, Dr. Cardi, shook her head, unable to bear the urging of Dr. House, who is now her lover, and finally said what Chuck asked Monica to ask.

"..."

Dr. House was dumbfounded.

What does this mean?
"I told you that you don't need to know."

Seeing this, the female dean, Dr. Cardi, complained: "Chuck is also very weird sometimes, and you can't treat it with common sense. When dealing with such illogical weird words, it's best to pretend that you didn't hear it and didn't know it."

"No!"

Dr. House shook his head: "He has always spoken logically, and it is impossible to talk nonsense. There must be something weird in this sentence that we don't know."

Having said this, he frowned and thought deeply.

Chuck has been ridiculing him for being independent and killing monkeys to make an example of chickens.

Chuck likes to quote allusions in Chinese, he knows this, and he has learned some Chinese specifically for this reason, especially the words that Chuck mentioned with an obvious translation accent, he deliberately checked them.

Especially after Chuck came up with such a vicious plan to let Cady showdown with him, and now that he is being ridiculed, it fits Chuck's character.

It was actually more appropriate to use a duck, but Chuck obviously has an extra layer of detours, mocking his relationship with Wilson.

Same thing as calling him Mrs. Wilson.

It's okay to understand.

He's an English immigrant, and Chuck used to laugh at him for going bald soon, and he should have ridiculed him for being bald.

There must be something weird here.

"Forget it!"

Seeing that Dr. House was pondering for a long time and ignoring her, the female dean, Dr. Cady, couldn't help complaining: "Maybe this is Chuck's real purpose, deliberately saying such nonsense that you don't understand to make you scratch your head." Think, increasing your risk of going bald."

It's a pity that Dr. House didn't listen to her at all, and still spent his mind trying to figure out the connotation of Chuck's words.

Of course he knows that these words are definitely not good words, but this kind of words with the nature of solving puzzles just scratched his itch. Of course, he, who is a master of solving puzzles, must fully analyze the true meaning of these words before he can understand them. happy.

The female dean, Dr. Kadi, had no choice but to leave bitterly, leaving Dr. House to figure it out alone.

On the way back to New Jersey.

"Chuck, what the hell is that question you asked me to ask?"

Monica couldn't help but ask.

Compared with House who guessed the general idea in a blink of an eye, but couldn't read the key connotation, Monica couldn't understand it at all.

It just felt like a weird question.

But the weirder she is, the more curious she is, it's human nature.

"Let me explain briefly to you."

Seeing her looking at him eagerly, Chuck didn't mean to hide it: "Take Chandler as an example. Now Chandler's career as the king of comedy is developing well, but his talk show is difficult to enter the mainstream. After all People like to laugh at others, but they don't like to laugh at themselves.

It's okay to see a joke.

But replacing Chandler as an idol feels different.

So even if Chandler becomes popular in the future, most of his fans are shy fans.

That is to say, if you like him in your heart, you can't be a fan, but when you talk about Chandler in social situations outside, you always laugh at him like everyone else.

And only in the dead of night when he was alone, did he dare to speak out his love for Chandler boldly on the anonymous Internet.

If Chandler has such a fan, he likes Chandler so much that he is so strong that he is not satisfied with supporting him anonymously online, and he finally tells his boyfriend about it one day.

But the next day, the fan's boyfriend intensified all kinds of tricks to mock Chandler, including the fan himself.

If you were this fan, would you be blown up? "

"puff!"

Monica laughed straight away: "What kind of magical metaphor is this! Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I must tell this joke to Chandler!"

If she had been this fan, she would have been furious and broke up with him directly... But if it was Chuck, she would have to hesitate.

Just stop being a fan, and mocking the former idol with her boyfriend Chuck, it's not a big deal after all.

"The fan is House, and so is the dick boyfriend."

While driving, Chuck explained: "I don't understand, it's him who is scratching his head and scratching his head, but he is the one who explodes in anger! It's him, it's him!"

"Chuck, are you so bad~"

Monica looked at Chuck with watery eyes.

Facts have proved that she chose to leave the hospital directly and follow Chuck, which was an extremely wise choice. Not only did she hear this kind of joke, but the insomnia she was worried about that night did not bother her at all.

She closed her eyes in extreme happiness, and when she opened her eyes again, it was already noon the next day, and the phone kept ringing to wake her up from her dream. She, who was completely transparent, reached for the phone and answered it with a smile on her lips.

"What's the matter? Oh, Joey's test report came out, nothing? That's great! My reaction is abnormal? I'm happy for Joey, but I'm not as exaggerated as you jump up."

On the other end of the phone, Chandler heard Monica's lazy laughter, and immediately reacted from the ecstasy that his good friend was fine, and began to tease: "You've been cleaned up and jumped up, aren't you~ Where's Chuck?"

"do not know."

When Monica heard that Chandler was making fun of herself, she immediately thought of the joke that Chuck told her yesterday, and suppressed a smile: "Chandler, when I go over, I'll tell you a funny joke! I hope you all like it."

"Maybe it has something to do with me?"

Chandler laughed at himself subconsciously: "Is Chuck making up some jokes about me again? It seems that I can use more jokes on the show tonight."

"Hahaha!"

When Monica heard it, she burst out laughing again: "You guessed it right, this joke suits your style very well, if you say it on stage, the effect of the show will definitely explode!"

"..."

On the other end of the phone, Chandler was just talking casually, but when he heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched.

New York Medical Center.

"I'm fine, I'm fine!"

Joey got the test report and learned that he was lucky enough to avoid the catastrophe of life and death. He immediately jumped up and down with Chandler next to him, wantonly venting his suppressed emotions for a long time.

"I am also very lucky."

Rachel clutched the report, also very excited.

"We're all very lucky. It's just that you don't forget your previous worries and fears, which is worthy of your current luck. Otherwise, one day, you won't be so lucky."

Chandler teased.

"rest assured!"

Joey held his head high: "From now on, I will be a new man!"

This is not the first time he said this, but he felt that he said it the most firmly this time.

Ok.

At least this is the case right now!
"Joey Tribbiani?"

At this time, a man and a woman came over and showed their police badges to Joey: "NYPD, do you know Priscilla Bryan?"

"know!"

Joey was taken aback: "She is a student of the Drama Academy. I have rehearsed a play with her. What's wrong?"

He also received a call from her yesterday, but at that time he was full of fear of being infected, so he didn't have the heart to deal with it, so he directly refused.

"She's dead!"

Female police detective Rosa said blankly: "I heard that you were very close to her, we want to talk to you!"

Joey: "..."

what happened to him?
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