The daily life of American drama detective

"Come on, show the boss what buy one get one free~"

When Bernie's father was called to help by his wife in the kitchen, the eldest cousin MAX immediately handed the puppet in his hand to the little cousin Bernadette, teasingly.

"stop!"

Bernadette shyly took over her puppet, and asked her eldest cousin who made fun of her to stop saying those embarrassing things.

"Is not it?"

The eldest cousin MAX continued to tease her: "You have already named the puppet doll, don't you plan to marry her with you when you get married?

Don’t worry, ordinary people may not be able to stand a little bit of wood burrs, but there are always some tough guys who are strong enough to smooth everything, and make rough roads~”

As he spoke, he looked at Chuck provocatively.

"MAX!"

After all, Bernadette is not as vicious as her future marriage, and the person in front of her is not her future husband, and her big cousin MAX is here. The baby hid behind her back, staring at her eldest cousin in embarrassment, her voice became clear and high-pitched.

"Don't get excited."

MAX immediately knew that his little cousin was really angry, so he quickly calmed down with a smile, but the nature of the vicious tongue and yellow accent is not so easy to change, so he came again casually.

"If you think Dai Mi is a bit too creepy, and you are afraid that she will scare men away and wilt, why do you still have me as a big cousin~"

"..."

Bernadette really wanted to get angry, but seeing MAX's playful smile and the big cousin directly holding her in her arms, she couldn't move, so she had to forget it.

In fact, as she said to Chuck before, many people say that she is very similar to her big cousin MAX.

A brutal and domineering figure, a poisonous tongue and a yellow accent.

But in fact, a brutal and domineering figure is born, while a poisonous tongue and a yellow accent are acquired.

How did you develop it?
Her mother is the most devout Catholic, and she is always worried about all kinds of bad influences on her, so she pays too much attention to her.

For example, the future of Yuanshikong would call her every day when she was at work, asking if she had a healthy lunch. Of course, she would not ask if her bowel movements were normal.

This is something that will happen when she grows up in the future, and now her mother still treats her like a nine-year-old child, and helps her match the clothes she can wear early in the morning.

They are usually covered up tightly, trying to eliminate the effect of her brutal and domineering figure on attracting other people's eyes as much as possible.

It will still be like this when you grow up in the future.

She is so old, she has never ridden a bicycle, and she will still not know how to ride a bicycle in the future. The reason is different from Phoebe's desire to ride. Her mother is afraid that she will hit something while riding a bicycle, and she will no longer be a virgin.

This matter was ridiculed countless times by her big cousin MAX, and one of them was a venomous joke.

"My aunt made a mistake. She never let you ride. When you get married in the future, you will meet a husband who cares about this matter. If you want to be like everyone else, it won't work to use riding a bicycle as an excuse~"

There is this kind of mother who controls her in all directions in the name of love, and there is also a handsome cousin with a poisonous tongue and a yellow accent. Normal girls will listen to their mother's words on the surface, but in their hearts they tend to be their own. Xueba cousin subconsciously worships and imitates Xueba cousin.

As time goes by, of course, she has become more and more vicious, more and more like her big cousin MAX.

So she is actually not disgusted with her eldest cousin's poisonous tongue and yellow accent. On the contrary, if there is no one around, she can have passionate exchanges with her eldest cousin MAX. The scale of poisonous tongue and yellow accent is beyond the imagination of normal people, and it is impossible Describe it.

But it wasn't their cousins ​​alone at the moment.

The idol Chuck is in front of him, and his parents are in the kitchen not far away.

Therefore, being cautious, of course she couldn't listen to her big cousin MAX's full-on venomous tongue, but she couldn't fight back.

"Her name is Demi?"

Chuck spoke.

"Ah."

Seeing Chuck ask, Bernadette's sharp and high-pitched voice immediately whispered again: "Demi Joe St. Crowe..."

Having said that, under the encouraging eyes of her big cousin MAX, she put her hand into the body of the puppet doll, and began to manipulate the doll to speak, with a voice different from hers.

"Hi, Detective Chuck, I'm from South Carolina. I heard that you are the tough guy that the meat-ball jerk MAX said was strong enough?"

"Hahaha!"

MAX, who was called a meatball jerk by the puppet doll, was not only not annoyed, but laughed, patting his thigh and laughing: "That's it! This is my truest little cousin!"

"No, I am not."

Chuck shook his head solemnly in the face of Bernadette's natural poisonous tongue and yellow accent, which was slightly released by using the puppet doll.

"Did your inspiration come from your big cousin MAX?"

"Half and half."

Bernadette continued to control the puppet doll with a vicious tongue: "After all, Bernie is so cute and innocent. Participating in a beauty pageant requires a talent. You can't just rely on her to spread rumors that other contestants are pregnant, right?"

"Freeze said."

Bernadette herself spoke softly and scolded her puppet doll: "I will never spread such rumors...and they are not all rumors~"

This sentence showed that Bernadette was sweet on the outside, but actually very dark on the inside, and showed it.

After hearing this, Chuck and MAX were not at all shocked that someone who competed with Bernadette at such a young age should be pregnant.

After all, this is Free America.

Chuck is well-informed but doesn't mention it. MAX only stayed in the Princeton Teaching Hospital for more than a week, and he witnessed a young athlete getting pregnant by his own coach.

At first, all the doctors in the consultation thought it was because of her unexplained weight gain, and the various symptoms did not match. They never dared to imagine that she was pregnant at such a young age...Of course, even if they saw it at first, they didn't dare to say it.

It's still necessary to perform a shocking act, otherwise the archway with the strictest child protection will be lost!

After listening to the introduction of the little athlete, this is not a rare thing, 'no big deal'...

"Indeed."

After Bernadette whispered softly, she continued to control the puppet doll's poisonous tongue: "So you can only find another talent, or you can kill all opponents directly, so why is my existence necessary?"

"That's true!"

MAX laughed and said, "It's just that you have half the credit for me, I dare not admit it, I swear, I absolutely don't have the ability to let Bernie have you~"

"In your dreams!"

Bernadette controlled the puppet doll to look at the big cousin with her uncanny valley eyes like Annabelle, and spray wantonly.

"Since you all know that Bernie is a black-bellied person, how dare you still say that about her, are you not afraid that she will make you look ugly one day? Believe me, I can feel her black-bellied heart ready to move!"

"Let her come! I'm not afraid!"

The big cousin MAX looks down on the little cousin Bernadette: "If she has the ability, let her be tender to me~"

A pair of cousins ​​took advantage of the occasional doll and started to spray wantonly, which Chuck was very interested in watching.

"The poisonous tongue was inspired by MAX, but the puppet was inspired by Mrs. Gloria Pritchett."

Bernadette used the puppet to spray her big cousin MAX. Seeing Chuck watching silently, she was a little embarrassed, and quickly switched to her soft voice, explaining to Chuck.

"She used to participate in a beauty pageant in her hometown. The other candidates all chose to play big swords as always, and she wanted to be different, so she made a puppet, but it was not a doll, but a bad-tempered uncle. The two partners said talk show, and finally Successfully won the championship!"

Speaking of this, she glanced at Chuck, embarrassed to speak, but just now it felt so good to exchange passion with her eldest cousin, so she subconsciously controlled the puppet with her hands, kept her mouth still, and used ventriloquist again.

"Bernie didn't want me at all. After all, what use would I be? Between a doll best friend and a dream lover, a woman will always have only one choice!

Look at Mrs. Pritchett, the husband she chose in the end is old, ugly and smelly, just like the live-action version of Uncle Smelly.

It's a pity that all of this was stopped by Bernie's mother.

It is impossible for her to agree with Bernie to bring an extremely handsome man on stage to perform cold jokes, and even wantonly suppress my figure!

Come on!

Check out my nativity inspiration, Lady Gloria Pritchett for puppetry, MAX Blake for tongue-in-cheek, and bestie and owner Bernadette Rostenkowski!
Look at all three of them!

Even a blind person should know what they have in common, it's so obvious!
As an existence born from them, I actually have such a humble figure?

It's not fair! "

"Don't be sad."

MAX joked with a smile: "It's okay if your figure is suppressed. Anyway, the little Bernie who appeared with you in the end is also wrapped in a thick dress. It doesn't matter whether you are good or bad."

While talking and laughing, MAX's phone rang, and before she took it out, she complained: "I knew it was Caroline's without looking at it, if I didn't know that she likes the boss, I would have been loved by her." Manman was frightened, and she liked to pester me more and more."

While venomously tongued, he took it out for a look, and then motioned to Chuck and Bernadette to see that it said 'His Royal Highness Princess America' is calling, and it really was Caroline.

"Yes? Yes, I will come to my cousin's house for dinner with the boss, and I will go back soon. Do you want to talk to the boss?"

Speaking of this, she asked Chuck with her eyes, and seeing that Chuck didn't mean to talk to Caroline on the phone, she immediately teased: "He's not free, he's just teasing my little cousin, you can come through me if you have anything to say." Tell me, you forgot that this is the job that the boss handed over to me!
what?
In the future, if you get what you want and hook up with the boss, will you also pass me?
As long as I'm still the boss's assistant, you really have to pass me~
Anyway, I have no opinion~

Got it, got it, I'll go back soon, don't worry, Dwight Middle School is a place where people are stupid and rich, I want to stay forever.

When the time comes, ask me, can I keep repeating grades and become the king of repeating grades?
Feel sorry!

I said people who are stupid and have more money, you are the one with more money, and they are the ones who are stupid!

A small cake costs less than a dollar, but you actually suggested that I sell it for 10 dollars, just because it is convenient to not have change, so many people really come to buy it!
Isn't this a fool with a lot of money?
I know, I know, they are looking at your face. As a top socialite and school queen bee, your every move is fashion. This is no longer a simple small cake, but a fashionable food.

For the rich second-generation who can go to aristocratic high schools like Dwight, there is no difference between selling them for 10 dollars and [-] dollar.

Didn't I also promise you that when the time comes, I will make money, and I will share half of it with you?

I know, I know, they are not stupid. Apart from being willing to buy because they are close to you, they also want to squeeze my time and grades by buying a lot of small cakes.

But sister doesn't care about this.

Still the same sentence, people are stupid and have a lot of money!

No profit, no gain!
I know, I know, the Hermes Science Award competition is only a month away.

I don't care about the high school Nobel title, but I care about the $2 bonus, and I will definitely participate.

It's not who I'm targeting, the huge Dwight Middle School, except for Tim, everyone else is rubbish.

Who told Tim to be a Chinese from Chinatown? It's normal to be smart, otherwise he wouldn't have won a scholarship to enter a noble high school like Dwight. Last year, he helped NASA solve a problem and got a NASA award...

No, no, I didn't mention you among the others in the rubbish, you are interested in business, not physics..."

While talking to Caroline on the other end of the phone, MAX winked at Chuck and Bernadette who were watching him on the phone.

Especially when it's not about anyone but Tim being trash, and Caroline is not included, the winking is obviously saying that Caroline is also in the trash.

Bernadette stared blankly.

She had never seen such a high-spirited eldest cousin.

Although the living environment of the big cousin MAX was very bad in the past, and the sun was shining since she was a child, she didn't have the confident look she has now.

Very touching, she is not surprised that such a big cousin MAX, can get the friendship of the Princess of America, there is something particularly strange about it.

Who doesn't want to have a girlfriend like MAX?

And such a big change is all because of the man in front of him.

Chuck quietly listened to MAX and Caroline on the phone.

Of course he knew about MAX's study and living conditions in a noble high school like Dwight. Even if he paid her a salary, she still wanted to work part-time to earn money to support herself.

Chuck understood, too.

This came from the deep sense of insecurity in her heart, relying on him is worse than relying on herself.

So many years in advance, MAX, who has a completely different background, still formed a group with Caroline to sell small cakes.

With the blessing of a top socialite like Caroline, it's not surprising that small cakes that taste good are selling very well in expensive schools.

If such a small cake is sold in an office building in Manhattan, those white-collar workers are willing to pay 7 dollars to buy it, let alone the rich second generation who don't have to think about money at all.

10 dollars a piece, really because of the convenience of not needing change.

MAX is not greedy, and the limited supply is 100 per day. For MAX, who will have to work three jobs a day and barely sleep for three or four hours to be able to have unlimited energy, it is really easy.

Being younger and being able to earn a lot of money motivates her even more.

Roughly calculated, the daily turnover is 1000 U.S. dollars, deducting the cost of 100 U.S. dollars, and half of the distribution to Caroline, 450 U.S. dollars.

Going to school 20 days a month, with a small income of [-] yuan, is a decent high income.