The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 85

on TV.

"He said he was very sorry for the pain he caused you and your mother."

Patrick Jane, dressed very photogenicly, stood in front of the camera with a microphone, facing a female audience in the audience, and practiced his "psychic magic" with empty eyes, and psychic with the dead father of the female audience Dialogue', paraphrasing the words of the dead father.

"He asks you to forgive him. Can you do that, Jenny?"

Faced with "The psychic master is so supernatural", the female audience Jenny has already burst into tears, covering her mouth and nodding her head again and again.

"He needs to hear from you."

'Psychic master' Patrick Jane was still not satisfied, and pointed to the female audience to ask her to speak out.

"Dad, I forgive you."

The female audience couldn't hold back completely, and cried out.

"He was laughing, with tears in his face, and he said God bless you."

'Psychic' Patrick Jane goes on to describe the state of the dead.

I don't know if the undead laughed or not, but the female audience directly changed from tears to tears and laughter.

CBI headquarters.

"Nice emotional release."

Gideon nodded approvingly.

"It really is fake."

The Lisbon agent was eating ham, and when he heard the evaluation from the BAU professionals, he made a secret complaint.

In the past, she also knew that Patrick Jane's psychic was fake, but many times the other party could do things completely beyond her imagination. Even if she knew that the other party was fake, sometimes she had to secretly doubt it. Is it her?

"You mean it's fake?"

The expressionless Asian Detective Zhou was a little puzzled.

Compared with the female boss who is half-believing and most of them don't believe it, he is half-believing and most of them believe it because of cultural reasons.

"Of course it is false. There is no such thing as psychic communication in the world."

"It's just a math problem," Reed said.

"Math problem?"

Agent Lisbon asked curiously.

"Correct."

Reed explained, "You guys know about wire scams, don't you?"

Detective Lisbon and Detective Zhou both nodded, even for them, they were inevitably bombarded by text messages about telecom fraud.

"Those scam text messages are very fake at first glance, and people with a little discerning ability can see through them at a glance."

Reid continued: "But there are still a large number of people who are successfully scammed every year. The reason is that the world is so big and the population is so large. Although the proportion of people who cannot see through such fraudulent information is very small, the probability of successful fraud is also very low. , but multiplied by hundreds of millions of billions of people, the final result is not small at all.

The fraudulent text messages that seem to be fake to the point of retardation are actually screening targets, and those that can be seen through are not within the scope of their fraud targets.

You look at the TV audience, it's basically women..."

"You discriminate against women?"

Next to him, JJ Yoyo threw a punch.

"……No ah."

Reed was a little confused, but he still tried to explain: "I mean, they are more accurately identities as housewives. They are trapped at home, and the only people they have the most contact with every day are their family members and neighbors. Their lives and thoughts revolve around them. It is easy to talk to them." The society is out of touch, their own thinking and prevention of fraud are weaker, and women are more emotional, so they are more likely to be deceived."

Speaking of this, I couldn't help but glanced at JJ.

But I saw that JJ had already turned his eyes away to bet on the TV.

"This troublesome man really likes to deceive women the most."

Detective Lisbon saw that there were almost all female audiences, and the only few male audiences were the ones who stayed at home for a long time, and cursed secretly.

on TV.

Faced with such magical psychic art by psychic master Patrick Jane, the other female audience members in the auditorium all looked at him in shock and admiration.

"he's gone."

The expression of the psychic master changed, and his eyes focused instantly from the empty state. With the arm that had been raised forward, he lowered it, as if he had returned to reality from the psychic state.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, it's amazing."

The hostess took the lead in applauding and admiring repeatedly, welcoming Patrick Jane's return.

"She was shocked~"

The male host made a joke, and then said, "Patrick."

Patrick Jane picked up the coffee cup on the table and signaled that he would have a sip first, and the hostess waved her hand to stop the hostess, who knew this very well: "Let him recuperate, after all, he just came from the spirit world. return."

"Of course, please go back to the world."

The male host was very cooperative, but his words were full of ridicule. It was obviously different from the female host's perspective of catering to female audiences. He catered to male audiences who were more rational and took it as fun.

"I am back."

Patrick Jane took a sip and smiled brightly at the camera.

"So, Patrick, I understand you're a detective? Sensual?"

The male host started to ask according to the script: "Is this true?"

"I'm really helping the police as much as I can."

Patrick Jane replied modestly.

"Wow, Sensual Detective."

The hostess exclaimed: "This name sounds very cool."

"not bad."

Patrick Jane waved his hand lightly, and then said with a smile: "Detectives are no longer as mysterious as in novels, movies, and dramas. Now anyone can be a detective, including novelists, forensic doctors, hackers, mental patients, and even accountants. They all started working as detectives to solve the case..."

Speaking of this, he shrugged and joked: "Of course except the detective himself."

"Hahaha."

The host and the audience suddenly gave knowing and joyful smiles.

This is a rant about the police's notoriously bad detection rate.

CBI headquarters.

Seeing Patrick Jane make fun of this, the real police detective, Detective Lisbon, immediately turned black.

This tongue-in-cheek bastard!
How dare they make fun of police detectives who really protect the people.

You must have a good talk with the boss later, whether their CBI can't solve the case without this bastard, if you still have some dignity, then definitely don't ask this person who looks down on them to assist in the investigation.

"Why rely on guesswork when you can talk directly to the victim?"

The hostess complimented: "A psychic being a supernatural detective is definitely much better than those novel detectives, hacker detectives, and accounting detectives."

"You said it, not me~"

Patrick Jane shrugged his shoulders with a humble mouth, but his face was full of 'you tell the truth' expression.

CBI headquarters.

Seeing this, Reed said dissatisfiedly: "The real core abilities of all detectives are observation and deduction. Chuck's observation and deduction are the most powerful. If he is the only one inferior to this supernatural detective, It's just acting."

"Acting is also a kind of ability."

Gideon squinted his eyes and looked at Patrick Jane, who was talking and laughing on TV: "When hard power is insufficient, many times you have to rely on acting skills to make up for the shortcomings, and then you have the chance to turn a mouse into a cat."

(End of this chapter)