medical simulator

Chapter 439 New Internet jokes (for subscription)
"National Science and Technology Progress Award Winning Project Catalog (General Project)"

Then there is the screenshot, in which, on column No. 73, it is clearly written——

Item number: J-234-2-01.
The technical establishment and application of minimally invasive fracture internal fixation devices in trauma surgery.

Main contributors: Zhou Cheng, Zeng Diwei, Luo Yun, Yang Yifeng, Landscape Star...

The Affiliated Hospital of Shonan University; The Ninth Affiliated Hospital of Shanghai Jiaotong University, Shonan University, Shanghai Jiaotong University...

Nominator, Ministry of Science and Technology.

Very official, very formal, no other special introduction.And it's just a small segment in a long list.

However, this also represents a message.

Because this screenshot was not only posted on the official page of the Huaguo Highest Science and Technology Award Office, but also reprinted by the Ministry of Science and Technology, Huaxia News, and Huaguo News.

It has no special information, but it sends such a signal to everyone.

But there is no way, if you want to ask some irrelevant questions at this time, aren't you deliberately finding fault?

"Everyone knows about fractures, right? Everyone knows that fractures require surgery, and everyone must have seen the long scars after fractures."

"Nowadays, this kind of fracture treatment concept and equipment is not only widely popularized in China and brings a lot of good news to fracture patients, but also popular overseas."

But now?
There are still people stumbling behind, isn't this bullshit?

"I heard that you have been temporarily suspended. Is there such a thing?" There are not many people who know Zhou Cheng, and the one who directly contacts Zhou Cheng is Gu Huo.

Some people said sorry in the comment area, they misunderstood or something before.

"So, the reality gave us the answer. If you really win the Nobel Prize, you can not only upgrade to a higher education, you don't even need a degree and learning process, you can directly become an expert and a professor."

Then in the conference room, all the previous topics were put on hold, and everyone started to applaud, turning into a celebration banquet.

"It can be said that those who can enter the National Science and Technology Progress Award are all new breakthroughs and discoveries in the industry, leading to world-class discoveries or innovations."

"Huh? Teacher Gu." Hearing this, Zhou Cheng's heartbeat started to speed up slightly, and at the same time, his face was nervous.

"Then someone broke the news that there are many problems with the source of the doctor's academic qualifications. But with the development of the matter, it is indeed found that the source of the doctor is very problematic."

"Doctor Zhou, don't worry, you will be able to return to work normally by tomorrow at the latest."

……

Zhou Cheng didn't reply, just smiled awkwardly.

Otherwise, if they are named and criticized at that time, it will not only be a matter of fines, but it is even unknown whether the short video platform will exist anymore.

This time, not only was he affected, but the hospital and the school were also affected, so it was impossible for Zhou Cheng to act as if he was number one in the world and he didn't need to discuss with anyone.

"According to data reports, my country exported more than 90 billion medical devices related to minimally invasive fractures last year."

So he doesn't need to know.

"Besides, due to the factors of the times, many experts and professors have never studied at the doctoral level. Should they be denied?"

"It's okay, Doctor Zhou, that's what I think. Your current file is here with us. I'll call the person in charge of the Health and Health Committee of Hunan Province."

"That's not what you said, Doctor Zhou, your essence and starting point for saving people must be correct."

I don’t know if it’s a hotspot and traffic intentionally, so in the process of scrolling photos in the video.

"Academicism alone is definitely not enough. Those who can enter the National Science and Technology Progress Award are all well-known experts and professors. In front of them, they should belong to leading scientific research."

Moreover, the subject that Zhou Cheng had done before was really affordable, the world's only mature minimally invasive fracture surgery, and patented bearings such as internal fixation devices.

"So, at this moment, it might be a bit of a waste of time to cling to the academic qualifications of these people."

Of course, Lei Zhong didn't mean that this was bad, but that the nominee was not the Science and Technology Department of Hunan Province, but the Ministry of Science and Technology.

"This is not comparable to publishing a few journals and writing a paper."

The biggest official media outlets have all taken action. The short video platform, which originally only wanted to gain traffic and popularity, conducted a self-examination first.

Anyway, as long as words related to Zhou Cheng are all mentioned, they will be banned first, and then unblocked.

"But minimally invasive fractures, you must not be familiar with them? The concept of minimally invasive fractures was not first proposed in our country, but the mature surgery and internal fixation devices for minimally invasive fractures are a patent that belongs to our country alone. .”

However, this time, what was supposed to be an aggressive meeting was changed to an interview meeting, mainly talking about the hospital's impressions of Dr. Zhou's award.

"It is also pointed out in my country's special management measures for awarding doctoral degrees that if there are major scientific breakthroughs or scientific research contributors, they can be awarded exceptionally..."

"And after this fracture, the scar left is very small and almost invisible. There was a popular trend on the Internet before, and everyone guessed it well."

As long as a university can have one or two National Science and Technology Progress Awards, it is considered extremely powerful, and there must be hundreds of professors in a university.

It is impossible for Gu Huo to stare at him all the time. He must have a lot of things to deal with now, including facing some shocks from abroad, and the aftermath of previous incidents, etc.

Ding Changle looked at Zhou Cheng, and Zhou Cheng immediately explained: "Dean Lei, and all the directors, I didn't know about this matter in advance. If I had known, I would definitely not have known about it and not reported it."

"With patents, it is also divided into whether there is a realistic patent bearer, and whether economic value can be created."

There are not a few followers on the news side, and after the official media is over, many self-media have reprinted it one after another, or reprinted it like this without fear of slapping their faces.

"He not only has superb medical skills, can stand up at critical moments, but also has strong scientific research capabilities."

The gold content is quite high.

"The postgraduate stage is the process of learning how to do scientific research. This should be a learning stage, not an indicator of the final learning outcome."

"Then this joke was misused in many places. I won the Nobel Prize, can I keep the research?"

Zhou Cheng is now the winner of the second prize of the National Science and Technology Progress Award, and the nominated projects are also mainly completed by him.

In addition, some previously popular videos disappeared and were taken off the shelves one after another, and some people noticed this immediately.

Lei Zhong said: "It's a good thing to win an award, now we can go out and deal with it."

Dean Lei Zhong of the Affiliated Hospital of Shonan University and the head of the Propaganda Department also faced the reporter friends who interviewed together.

"Currently, most of the patents are noun patents without any special bearing."

Some self-media commentators who had no time to catch the traffic before also began to express their emotions.

The leader of the Ministry of Science and Technology nominated Zhou Cheng for this award, which represented a kind of rumor. If you want to compete, shouldn't you be against it?

So, as soon as this announcement came out, all the short video platforms panicked.

However, there was no wind at all before.

Gu Huo still doesn't believe that the quality of the people has fallen to such a low level. Zhou Cheng has encountered so many strange things in a short period of time!

"Some time ago, there was a very popular joke on the Internet, everyone should be familiar with it."

"Such novelty-seeking psychology will produce many things." Gu Huo explained to Zhou Cheng, and continued:

"Our country has proposed a long time ago that talents should be promoted exceptionally, and ability is the most important thing. Whether it is a master's degree or a doctor's degree, they are actually graduate students.",

Because of this matter, Lei Zhong, who is the dean, didn't know about it. Logically speaking, generally speaking, if there are any projects in his unit that can be nominated for the National Science and Technology Progress Award.

Gu Huo originally thought that Zhou Cheng's file was placed in the National Health Commission, which in itself was a very high attitude, and going to Hunan Province was only an explicit job, so it should be easy.

"The main reason is that we have been a little busy recently, so we didn't pay attention to it, but fortunately, a colleague from the Ministry of Science and Technology called me and talked about it."

"The main reason is that in the age of self-media, traffic will catch some people's attention, so the points of attention are becoming more and more strange."

"This minimally invasive fracture surgery and internal fixation device were invented by Dr. Zhou, who was saving people in Shanghai before."

"In our country, the annual project establishment and scientific research expenditure exceeds [-] billion, but the amount of scientific research that can achieve good results is very small."

This is impossible!

In fact, if we interview again now, the gimmick is not enough, and it is not as newsworthy as when we were so meloned before.

"Originally, according to our plan, it's better for you, Doctor Zhou, not to appear in the awards for the time being. You must know the specific reason, Doctor Zhou, right?" Gu Huo apologized to Zhou Cheng.

Moreover, it also has its own short video public account, and also has registered accounts on major video websites, which can push video news.

"Also, Doctor Zhou, look, if you are applying for this year's project, did you sign up, or go to the Youth Fund?" Gu Huo discussed with Zhou Cheng again, wishing to give Zhou Cheng some more research funding.

Although the Science and Technology Progress Award is only a second-class award, it represents a weight that is recognized by the country in all projects, and represents that you have made enough outstanding contributions.

The page Zhou Cheng was on was the first to bear the brunt, and he also stopped for a little more.

"Although I don't want something like this to happen, I still hope that Dr. Zhou will not give you chills. When you meet a similar person, you should save them. No matter what the follow-up result is, someone will bear it for you."

Immediately afterwards, someone began to popularize the gold content of the second prize of the National Science and Technology Progress Award.

"..."

"Some time ago, during the Shanghai bombing incident, a certain doctor stepped forward and rescued several people, but it was insinuated that he was trying to clean up the incident at the Second Affiliated Hospital of Shonan University."

"This is the first time that our country has so much export weight in the medical and health industry..."

Zhou Cheng's shot is basically a life.

"I want to see if they can handle your work well. If they can't handle it well, do you want me to apply for another person to handle it?"

"Are you free soon? There is an old man who wants to see you."

"So we temporarily decided on this change, and the Ministry of Science and Technology took the lead temporarily and put you in."

……

"Mr. Gu, I haven't made up my mind yet. Thank you for your concern, Mr. Gu." Zhou Cheng said.

Gu Huo said, "Doctor Zhou, you must not be so polite."

Ordinary people, if they don't make a move, they won't make a move, but Zhou Cheng is different. His professional ability is top-notch.

Zhou Cheng didn't show up at the meeting because he received a call from Gu Huo: "Doctor Zhou, I'm sorry, I have caused you some trouble, but our work is not detailed enough."

If you order rectification, in this era where traffic is king, and you come out after a while, who will know who you are?
In the office, there was no sound.

"Mr. Gu, you're being serious. Actually, I didn't know that I would get into so much trouble. I happened to be there at the time." Zhou Cheng naturally didn't dare to say that the other party was wrong.

How many PhDs are graduated each year?Across the country, there are thousands if not ten thousand, but how much is the second prize for scientific and technological progress?

"That's what a student from a certain college said, if I can win the Nobel Prize, can I keep my college and get promoted?"

Therefore, if Gu Huo didn't handle it personally, others might not help Zhou Cheng and recognize him as a favor.

This is a comment made by one person, which caused a lot of people to shout 666.

That would definitely be to promote it in the hospital news in advance to increase their popularity.

People's Daily and CCTV news are all real-time tweets.

"Mr. Gu, you misunderstood me again." Zhou Cheng explained.

Lei Zhong's face twitched slightly, and his tongue licked his lips in embarrassment: "This is a good thing, we should congratulate our Comrade Xiao Zhou, everyone, right?"

"Smart netizens naturally know that this is a joke, but in reality, similar things happen."

How many projects are nominated each year?How many can win the prize in the end?
Is there anyone else who has such great energy to let these units wash the ground?

"Ah."

"Doctor Zhou, if it's convenient for you, come over here, just to meet at random, he wants to know what problems and difficulties a young talent like you will encounter, what kind of difficulties will he encounter? How can I let go of these routine problems." Gu Huo quickly explained.

"Teacher Gu, how should I answer?" Zhou Cheng was very nervous when facing An Nan, and even more nervous when facing such a big boss, for fear of answering incorrectly.

"Doctor Zhou, if there are standard answers and reference answers for such answers, isn't it all formalism?" Gu Huo said.

(End of this chapter)