Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 1 Dies as soon as you leave the society

"He Huan, tour guide of Star Travel Agency! He Huan, tour guide of Star Travel Agency! Please go to the South Gate parking lot as soon as you hear the announcement! Please go to the South Gate parking lot as soon as you hear the announcement! Your tourists are waiting for you in the car!"

In the Yulong Gorge Scenic Area, a young man held the guide flag of "Star Travel Agency", with a fair face and bright eyes, he was at a loss.

Look at the sun, raise your hands, "get up in the morning, face the sun, the front is east, the back is west, the left is north, the right is south..."

It's afternoon now, shouldn't that be the other way around?As he turned around and adjusted his posture, a large cloud ran over and covered the sun.

The young man froze for a moment, and asked a passing older brother, "Brother, which side is South?"

The elder brother looked at him, then at the tour guide flag he was holding, and smiled, "You are He Huan, the tour guide of Xingxing Travel Agency?"

He Huan didn't want to admit it, but couldn't deny it, so he could only acquiesce.

The elder brother pointed to the side, and He Huan nodded repeatedly, "Thank you, elder brother." He ran towards the direction of the elder brother's finger.

Pedestrians gradually became scarce.After finally running to a door, the door was dilapidated, and outside was a piece of farmland. An old man and a dog were sitting at the door, and the dog jumped up and barked at him.

He Huan stopped, "Uncle, where is the parking lot at the South Gate?"

"This is the North Gate! Young man!" Seeing the tour guide flag he was holding, the uncle smiled, "You are He Huan, the tour guide of Xingxing Travel Agency?"

With a sad face, He Huan turned around and ran all the way. People all the way looked at him, "This is He Huan, the tour guide of Xingxing Travel Agency! Hahaha..."

Finally running to the parking lot, He Huan ran out of breath and got into the car. A group of people looked at him, and there was a person standing on the tour guide's seat. This...

It doesn't look like it's my car.

He Huan got out of the car in a daze.

Everyone laughed loudly in the car, and everyone poked their heads out of the car window to look at him, "He is He Huan, the tour guide of Xingxing Travel Agency!"

He Huan made a big circle in the parking lot full of identical coaches. Amidst the laughter, the tourists in one car covered their faces and waved at the window.

Seeing this shameless appearance, he is his own tourist.

He Huan quickly climbed into the car.

Looking at them is like seeing relatives reunited after a long absence, but the driver and tourists are silent.

He Huan tried his best to smile, nodded his head silently, and looked at the master, "Master Zhang, let's go to Dragonfly Lake."

Master Zhang looked ahead expressionlessly, "Dragonfly Lake is closed, so I can only go back to the city to disperse the group." His voice was unlovable and calm.

He Huan nodded and turned to face the tourists, "We are going back to the city now, please sit down!"

The whole car exploded!

"Aren't there three scenic spots?"

"If there is one less attraction, we will refund our money!"

"It should be fully refunded! We reported an itinerary that includes three scenic spots! Now one point is missing because of your delay!"

"The tour guide lost his way! What an anecdote! Let a road idiot be a tour guide. Is the tour guide dead?"

"Money back! Money back!"

The tourists were noisy, He Huan hugged the bag tightly, and quickly turned around and sat down.

Seeing him turn around, the tourists rushed forward, and the driver roared: "Go back and sit down!" and started the car with one foot.

He Huan glanced at Master Zhang gratefully.

The tourists wobbled and sat down, continuing to curse.

He Huan didn't say anything.

After stopping the car in the urban area, tourists swarmed up with their teeth and claws. He Huan, who was sitting at the door, jumped out of the car and ran away. The driver and tourists shouted together: "My money!"

He Huan had already opened the door of a taxi on the side of the road and got in, leaving behind a taxi cursing.

Holding the bag tightly, I walked into the gate of Xingxing Travel Agency. It was past the off-duty time, but everyone was not off work, and the phone calls kept coming and going.

A group of people looked up at him, and the phone on the table was still ringing.

A colleague pointed back, "Boss Zhang told you to come over."

He Huan silently passed through the colleagues and walked into the general manager's office.

Zhang Qishan raised his head from behind the desk, stood up abruptly, his eyes were like a pair of copper bells!
"He Huan, you became popular when you just entered the tourism industry! The entire Yunzhou tourism circle knows you!"

He Huan lowered his head, is this the death of the whole industry?
"Thanks to you, our Xingxing Travel Agency is also popular. I recruited you, and now other travel agencies are blessing me for picking up the treasure!"

He Huan lowered his head, his face flushed and turned pale, "Because Director Sun went to deal with another group's dispute temporarily and asked me to wait for the tourists. At that time, the tourists were free to move around. I waited at the meeting point until the meeting time, but they didn't come. I just went to find them."

"Are you looking for a tourist?" Zhang Qishan spread his hands, "And you lost it yourself?"

He Huan almost dropped his head, "I didn't find the list of tourists in my bag. Director Sun couldn't get through to the phone either. I can only go to them." He Huan's voice became weaker and weaker.

Zhang Qishan walked up to him and looked at him with serious eyes, "Are you a talent or is it an emergency? Or do you mean that you don't want to be a tour guide and purposely smash the group?"

"I want to be a tour guide!" He Huan raised his head, then lowered his head, "I was born."

"Then you are really brave! Lu Chi is also a tour guide! I respect you for being a hero!"

"Thank you Mr. Zhang."

Zhang Qishan raised his head, wiped his face, his teeth were about to be crushed before holding back the tears.

"Xiao He!" Zhang Qishan sighed, "The man is afraid of entering the wrong line of work. You are still young, so find another job."

He Huan was taken aback, and raised his head, "Then what I have learned for four years is useless? I am familiar with the humanities, history, stories, and customs of every scenic spot in every city in every country!"

Zhang Qishan looked at him, "You know everything, but you don't know astronomy at the top, and geography at the bottom."

He Huan lowered his head again, he didn't understand geography when he was assigned to liberal arts.

Struggling: "But I have a bilingual tour guide certificate! I have a professional English level eight!"

"He Huan!" Zhang Qishan yelled, "The tour guide is not that you stand in front of a few teachers and read a few words of the tour guide! You have to take a group of tourists to eat, live, travel, shop and entertain! It's not to let a car of tourists wait for you! It's also delayed Next trip!"

Zhang Qishan covered his head and almost lost his breath.

Heart is bleeding.

There is a shortage of bilingual tour guides.When other people came to practice, they first served as receptionists in the agency, and He Huan arranged for him to join the group with the old tour guide as soon as he came.

Originally, I planned to wait for him to be proficient for a few days, and then lead the group alone, and after a short period of time, I can take over the foreign group.

He went out in person and defeated several travel agencies before he was recruited.

Zhang Qishan covered his head, he really thought too much!Wrong payment!It also provoked several competitors to wish him a strong general!As soon as he left his teacher, he became famous in the travel circle!

"He Huan, change your industry." Zhang Qishan said sincerely.

After handing over the group money to the financial department, He Huan walked out of the travel agency dejectedly. He is an outstanding graduate with a bilingual tour guide certificate and an eighth grade in English!

All destroyed today!
The phone rang, "Happy! Come to Fatty Hot Pot."

"I... seem to have lost my way."

"Where is it?"

"Hmm..." He Huan looked around, "Next to it is the Mobile Building, and behind it is the Oasis Hotel. There is an overpass in the middle, and I am under the overpass."

"Stay there and don't move, I'll come find you."

He Huan sighed, walked onto the overpass, lay on the bridge railing and watched the rolling traffic.

What is the sense of direction, he didn't bring it out of his mother's belly.

After a while, Liang Ming came and put his hand on his shoulders, "Huan'er! Find another job. You are an expert! Find an English training institution. It's easy to be a tutor and you can earn a lot of money."

It seems... the students all know it.

The last time he was so famous was when he was taking the tour guide license test!No, not famous this time.

He Huan turned his head, "I don't like the boring job of staying in one place, I like to run around freely."

"You like to run around freely! Fortunately, Blue Star has gravity!" Liang Ming walked down the bridge with his shoulders in his arms.

At Fatty Hot Pot Restaurant, the three chatting brothers shut up and looked at him sympathetically.

He Huan sat down dejectedly.

Another roommate ran in, "Hey! Huan'er! Isn't it your first time joining a group today? How is it?"

Several brothers looked at him together.

"Didn't you watch Hot Search?" a roommate said.

He Huan lay face down on the table, but unexpectedly, it was also on the trending searches!

It's the first time in my life to be on the trending search!

It is the death of the national society!

(End of this chapter)