Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 117

The other tourists couldn't stand it anymore, He Huan pushed her selfie stick away, "So sometimes human beings are just a group of onlookers who don't know the truth! Seeing mandarin ducks with beautiful feathers in pairs, I can imagine the unswerving loyalty. love!

Why do people like to look for symbols of love in animals?Because they can't do it themselves!There are ten or eight around me!They also hope that if one of the mandarin ducks dies, the other will also die in love!Is it bad?Bad or not, what do you think? "

The tourists laughed.

"You expect the bird to do what you can't do? How did you write the injustice of the mandarin duck!"

"Hahaha……"

Laughing and leaning on the shore.

He Huan went ashore first, stood on the shore, and picked up the tourists one by one.

When the female anchor came up, she pulled him down. Fortunately, he was prepared and stood firm. "Beauty, did you become a mandarin duck? You have a grievance in your heart, come to play tricks on me?"

The hostess laughed and pushed him out again.

It's really a tiger!

Fortunately, He Huan hugged the eldest brother on the pier and stood firm. The elder brother was as stable as Mount Tai, with a mouthful of white teeth showing on his black face.

"Today, I will hold on to my eldest brother. You can play by yourself. I tell you that it is very dangerous to fight around on the slippery road!"

The tourists all looked at the female anchor.

The female anchor had no choice but to move away from the phone temporarily, "Okay, okay, just kidding, I just don't push you."

He Huan let go of his eldest brother, "I know that some friends may be more lively, and the way of expressing their love is more intense. Xiao Bailong is very happy.

But next, please remember one thing: if you like Xiaobailong, take it to your heart, put it on your face, and stand firm on your feet!Don't throw me down! "

The tourists nodded with a smile.

Leading the tourists up the Shock Gorge, the hostess held a mobile phone and approached He Huan, "Xiao Bailong, can I ask you a question for the fans? Did you go to Yuanyang Valley to avoid Gesanghua?"

He Huan said: "Let me answer your previous question - no!"

The hostess was stunned for a moment, then bent over and leaned in front of the camera, "Wow! Xiao Bailong is so cool! My family, Xiao Bailong doesn't want to answer your questions! Get the gifts! I'll find a chance to ask him later! "

"It's very narrow here! It's also very low!" He Huan reached out to block the mobile phone she held in front of her, and greeted the tourists, "Everyone follow me!"

The tourists behind could see that Xiao Bailong was impatient, and she kept interrupting the explanation, as if Xiao Bailong was her only tour guide!Really annoying!Very influential to others!
The tourists all followed behind He Huan, pushing the hostess to the back.

The female anchor tried to extend the selfie stick, He Huan said: "Beauty, there are many people here, please put away the selfie stick, don't bump into other people."

An old man turned his head, "I'm talking about you! Did you hear me?"

The female anchor gave him a white look, "I filmed Xiao Bailong, what's your business?"

"Beauty, please don't affect others, okay?" He Huan looked at her and called her name directly.

"I didn't influence others! How could I influence others?" The female anchor raised the selfie stick.

"Are you willing to let her take pictures?" He Huan asked the tourists.

"I don't want to!"

"How could I have photographed you?" the female anchor said, "Really! Do I photograph everything? You are not good-looking, what is there to photograph? I am photographing scenery! I bought tickets! Can't it? This It's a public place!"

He Huan was speechless, the cave was narrow and crowded, and there were other tourists behind, so it was not easy to argue with her inside.I had no choice but to be patient and continue to move forward with the tourists.

In the Lion Hall, the tourists rested, and the hostess came to He Huan's side again, "Little Bailong, say hello to my fans! They asked if you could sing for them?"

"I want to take pictures of tourists." He Huan picked up the camera to take pictures of tourists.

"Shoot for me!"

"Aren't you taking pictures all the time yourself?"

The hostess watched him walk away, and looked at the phone again, "Family! Xiao Bailong is not as friendly and polite as in the legend. He is so fierce! Sure enough, the real person and the online person are two different faces! If If you want to report to his tour group, be careful."

He Huan's fists were hardened, forget it, let's take pictures of tourists.

At the last cave, He Huan said: "It seems that there is a family in our group who came out to play!"

"Yup!"

"Actually, I think we can do some gender education for children. The more you avoid them, the more curious you will be. If you explore by yourself, you will easily go astray. So don't tell them that this is a mushroom." Walking to the very image of the stalactite pillar, He Happy to say.

"Hahaha……"

"Little White Dragon, what is this?" A little boy asked, pointing to the stalactite pillar.

"This is your pee!"

Everyone laughed.

"Then why is mine so small?"

He Huan laughed and said, "Because you are still a child!"

"Oh." The little boy was relieved and said happily, "I will grow up too?"

He Huan looked at him with a smile, and said softly: "Yes. You will grow up too, and you will be very handsome!"

"Well! I want to be as big and handsome as Little White Dragon!"

Everyone laughed.

The hostess laughed and said, "Did the family hear that? Little Bailong is lustful! What does a stone mean! I can't even understand it!"

Everyone looked at her and was speechless!It's obviously very warm, but she's the only one doing sex.And she was so revealingly dressed, and she even talked about others!
He Huan ignored her and led the tourists into the time tunnel.

At the cableway station, the tourists lined up to take the cable car, and the female anchor came next to He Huan, "I want to sit with Xiao Bailong!"

He Huan shook his head and said directly, "I won't sit with you!"

"You!" the female anchor pouted, "Little Bailong is so fierce! My family, give me a lollipop! Wow! Thank you brother! Thank you! You are the best for me!"

He asked the tour guide to pick them up there, and He Huan arranged for the tourists to get on the cable car one by one.In the end, he and the hostess were left.

The hostess walked up to the cable car, "Family, I'm going to take the cable car soon! This cable car is so scary! Look! Little Bailong won't accompany me! Give me some encouragement! A fairy stick, please? I I'm going to fly!"

The staff all smiled and turned their heads away, it was terrible!
He Huan looked at her and smiled, "Sit on it first."

"Ah! Little White Dragon! Do you want to sit with me?" The hostess happily sat on it, thinking that he might be so cute.He Huan snapped down the safety lever for her and sent her out.

He sat alone in the back chair.

"Ah!" The female anchor raised her mobile phone to him on the chair in front, "Look, brothers! This is the liar tour guide in Yunzhou! Sex tour guide! He thinks I want to sit with him? How embarrassing!"

He Huan had never hoped that a tourist's mobile phone would drop, turned his head to enjoy the scenery, and ignored her.

Back at the visitor center, the hostess rushed in, "I want to complain to Xiao Bailong!"

Team leader Ma and the tour guides inside were all amazed!Xiao Bailong will also be complained?
"I really think of myself as a star! After being on a trending search, I started playing big names! What's the big deal? Do you have as many fans as me? Ask him to say hello to my fans!

Questions are not answered!Ignore me the whole time!I didn't catch the explanation at all!Didn't see the scenery either!I am a tourist and I paid for it!He didn't even serve me well!And teased me so many times! "

Team leader Ma looked at He Huan who came in with a calm face, and then at the female anchor, "Then what do you want?"

"I want Xiao Bailong to take me on a solo tour again! Otherwise, I will definitely complain to your tourism bureau!"

Tour guides and other tourists are numb!What do you mean by ignoring her, teasing her again, and then she asked him to take her on a solo tour again?No matter how you look at it, it looks like you have a serious illness!
He Huan looked at her, "Come out."

(End of this chapter)