Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 134
He Huan turned to look at Huang Xiao's outstretched neck. When Huang Xiao saw him turn his head, he quickly turned his head away, pretending that he was not eavesdropping.

He Huan laughed and raised his voice: "Team leader, I'm already working as a tour guide for Sleeping Beauty, and I don't have time to go there."

"Ah!" Team Leader Horse screamed, "You actually went to Sleeping Beauty! Why didn't I know that Sleeping Beauty has beauties?"

He Huan said with a smile: "Team leader, you have misunderstood me. I came here for the beauty of Sleeping Beauty."

Team leader Ma knew that he was just stepping on the spot and would not be tempted at all. It was really useless to bear the name of being romantic, so he had to forget it.

He Huan hung up the phone and went in, Huang Xiao looked at him resentfully, He Huan smiled, "Yuanyang Valley Qixi Festival asked me to go back, I said I was already working at Sleeping Beauty."

"You can go if you want." Huang Xiao said graciously, after all, Sleeping Beauty has no activities on Qixi Festival, so it can't stop people from being famous!

He Huan smiled and said, "I won't go."

Huang Xiao smiled.

On the day of Qixi Festival, the most lively place is Yuanyang Valley, followed by Stone City. They are all newly famous duets of love songs!Couples find both places very romantic.

Even less on Sleeping Beauty!
It's ten o'clock, and no guide has left the group yet.

A tour guide walked into the visitor center, took off his hat and patted it on the table, "There are people everywhere! Tickets can't be bought! You are still comfortable here! Send me a tour guide!" He said, flapping his hat.

"He Huan." Huang Xiao looked at He Huan with a smile and sent a delegation.

He Huan stood up.

"Hey! He Huan?" Lu Kuan turned his head, looked at He Huan, and then laughed.

He Huan also laughed and walked out.

"Hahaha..." Lu Kuan patted his arm.

The insiders all looked at him, is he crazy?

Lu Kuan couldn't wait to pull him out, "See what I brought you?"

He Huan is speechless!what? What?
"Wow!" The tourists were very pleasantly surprised, they gathered around, looked up and down, and even touched, "Little Bailong! It's true!"

He Huan was speechless again, "Do I look like a counterfeit?"

"Ahhh! This crispy voice! It's really a little white dragon!"

"Director Lu! You are so kind! If you just said that Little White Dragon is here, we wouldn't blame you for not buying the Mandarin Duck Valley ticket!"

He Huan looked at Lu Kuan.

Lu Kuan nodded, "They still want to go to Yuanyang Valley! But they can't buy tickets online! Yuanyang Valley is really my nemesis! This time I don't want to queue up to buy tickets and fight at the end. I persuaded them to give up Yuanyang Valley. Day trip, take them to Sleeping Beauty and National Garden for a day trip!"

He Huan looked at the group of tourists with a smile. They were all young people holding hands. They looked like a group of lovers.

"Guide Lu is definitely thinking about you! A group of people squeezed into a narrow hole is nothing compared to you owning a mountain! Welcome everyone to Sleeping Beauty! I am your tour guide, Xiao Bailong!"

The tourists looked at him, all smiles and contentment.

He Huan brought the tourists in, and Lu Kuan ordered a drink in the food corridor outside the visitor center, and stayed comfortably.There is no need to worry at all.

I couldn't help but take pictures and show off in the group: You all took a group to Yuanyanggu Stone City, right?Are you still in line now?Haven't entered the scenic spot yet?do you know where i amsleeping Beauty!Tourists are already in!It's great that there are few people!

Tour guides: There are few people, but have you ever wondered why there are few people?Is Sleeping Beauty the right place to be today?
Lu Kuan: Whether Sleeping Beauty is suitable depends on whether there is a little white dragon!Hahaha!The tourists who complained all the way that I couldn't buy tickets for Yuanyang Valley were overjoyed when they saw the little white dragon!

Tour guides: Shit!real or fake?Just say that he hasn't been in the car for the past two days, so he thought he was resting!How did you go to Sleeping Beauty!Is it too late for us to go now?

Lu Kuan: Too late!I'm on a day trip!On Qixi Festival, the little white dragon was taken over by me!Hahaha……

The surrounding businesses all looked at him, is he crazy?

He Huan led the tourists into the gate, "Although this mountain is called Sleeping Beauty, it is actually a mountain range, stretching for forty kilometers, lying on the west bank of Yunchi. The five hundred miles of Yunchi are the tears shed by Sleeping Beauty.

According to legend, there is a loving young couple, one weaving a net and the other fishing, living happily.Many of us now, when it comes to Valentine’s Day, we only remember our lovers, not our wives. "

He Huan looked at them, "How many of you went out to play with your lover today? They left their wives at home?"

"Nonsense!" The men immediately proved themselves, "We are both original partners!"

"The original match is good!" He Huan said with a smile, "This husband is also good. After getting married, he is still as romantic as before, because his wife likes sea cauliflower, so she rowed to pick sea cauliflower.

His wife waited and waited at home, and he didn't come back when it was dark, so he left the house and searched along the river bank, but he couldn't find it, probably because he fell into the water. "

"Is it possible to pick flowers and send them to lovers?" said a young man.

He Huan glanced at him, "Why are you so bad?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"You are stepping on Sleeping Beauty's body and trampling on her heart!"

"Hahaha……"

After being told by He Huan, everyone dared not step down, and they were full of pity for the mountain under their feet.

"Okay." He Huan continued, "Whether it's falling into the water or sending off a lover, I'm going to cry. My wife stood on the shore, crying and crying, tears shed for five hundred miles."

Everyone sighed, and He Huan looked at them, "It's terrible for women to cry! So don't make women cry, but make women laugh."

"Hahaha……"

"Send a mission, tell a joke to your girlfriend later."

"What if I don't have a girlfriend?" said a young man.

He Huan looked at him for a while, "Let me just say, I feel like something strange has been mixed in since just now..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The only single young man covered his face.

He Huan said with a smile: "Then you see whose girlfriend is not smiling, you can tell a joke to his girlfriend, and it will become that he doesn't have a girlfriend."

The women laughed, and the men were already eyeing the single guy.

"Really." He Huan said again, "If I don't have a girlfriend, can I still post one? I don't even have one!"

Tourists lean forward and back together.

"Without a girlfriend, it's the seventh day of July."

"Why does it have to be the seventh day of July? Isn't there a solar calendar?" the young man said dissatisfied.

"I can't stand the seventh day of July, brother! It's Wednesday, and it has nothing to do with you!"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan went on to explain: "Five hundred miles of tears turned into a pool of clouds, and when the tears dried up, the body fell down and turned into this sleeping beauty mountain.

Her long hair turned into a sea of ​​grass, floating on the shore of Yunchi.This is our endless wetland park beside Yunchi.It's all free, and it's very, very beautiful.

Her favorite sea cauliflower is turned into a decoration on her hair, and the stars fall in her hair.In the past, there were many sea cauliflowers in the wetland beside Yunchi, but it is a pity that it is difficult to see them now. "

"Oh, I wish her husband would come back and kiss her awake!" said a sentimental young man.

"Forget it, when the kiss wakes up, the earth will shake." He Huan said.

A group of tourists laughed.

He Huan froze for a moment, then turned to look at them, "What are you laughing at?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment.

Eyes and brain waves communicate in the air...

"Ah!" He Huan suddenly realized, "You are all lovers! Husband and wife! You smile knowingly, I, a single dog, don't even understand!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Brother, don't you have a girlfriend? Why are you laughing? Shouldn't you be crying?" He Huan looked at the guy who just said he didn't have a girlfriend and now he was smiling happily.

The boy couldn't laugh or cry, lowered his head and covered his face, and everyone laughed like crazy.

(End of this chapter)