Road idiot tour guide
Chapter 176 The first time I joined the group, I disturbed the Dali tourist circle and knew him
Chapter 176 The first time I joined the group, I disturbed the Dali tourist circle and knew him
Park at the entrance of the hotel. The team hotels are all in Lijiang New City, and tour buses cannot enter the ancient city. The ancient city is full of inns and cannot receive the team.
He Huan and the senior sister greeted them to get off the car and took their luggage.
When the driver left, the tourists breathed a sigh of relief.
After taking the tourists into the hotel and issuing the room card, the senior sister said: "Everyone is not full at noon, right? You can take care of your own dinner. Be careful not to touch other people's things. The ordering here in Yunzhou depends on the food. Ask the price before asking." point!
You can go to the ancient city at night, it's very close, but don't go to remote places!If you go to a bar, make an appointment with someone you know!Although this is a city of love affairs, there are also many wine holders!Everyone must pay attention to safety! "
The tourists didn't say that Director Bai was caring, and could never return to the atmosphere of last night, so they turned around dejectedly with their room cards, luggage and a bunch of handicrafts they bought today.
He Huan said: "After you go back, you can apply for a full refund on the Yunyou APP. Keep the good things and receipts, don't damage them, just send them back to him. The refund will be credited immediately."
The elder sister glared at him.
The tourists turned around, with joy on their faces at last, and nodded one after another, "Mmm! Mmm! We got it!" Everyone held the handicrafts preciously.
went upstairs.
"Do you know what you're doing?" The eldest sister shouted in a low voice, "If they all quit, don't they know that you are playing tricks? Do you want to be blocked?"
"Will such a black shop block me?" He Huan snorted indifferently, "That's really what I wish for!"
"Ah!" The elder sister gritted her teeth and turned her head abruptly.
He Huan didn't want to be angry with the elder sister anymore, so he went upstairs and put the bag in the companion room, then went down and walked outside.
"Stop!" The elder sister said from behind.
He Huan stopped, turned his head and said with a smile: "Master, I thought you didn't care about me and went out by yourself."
The elder sister came up, "I really want to kill you!"
He Huan lowered his head.
The elder sister looked at him, gritted her teeth again, and walked out.He Huan also followed, and he didn't understand a lot!
Followed by the angry elder sister, "Why do you treat tourists like pigs and sheep?"
"Then ask why they want to send themselves to this land as pigs and sheep!"
"what?"
The elder sister stopped, "Do you know how much their tour fare is?"
He Huan looked at her.
"998."
"998?" He Huan's eyes widened.
"That's right! Not one thousand, just 998!" The elder sister said angrily, "The travel agency over there is 1298."
He Huan's eyes widened.
"You really did a great job! You taught them how to eat, drink, and play for nothing!" The elder sister walked forward angrily.
He Huan quickly followed.
"Now that the Internet is so developed, they are not very old, and they are all urbanites. Don't they know how to search online?
Transportation, accommodation, tickets, and prices are all transparent.Counting six days and five nights to fly together, isn't it worth five or six thousand? Is 998 enough for their air ticket?
We are not that kind of black travel agency. Several shopping spots and stay time are written in the itinerary. They signed the contract and they recognized it. "
He Huan stopped, his mind was confused.
"Don't they know that there is a shopping store? Don't they know that the shopping store stays for a long time? But they still have to report! Why? They just want to travel to Yunzhou at a low price! They came to take advantage of it, why can't we take advantage of them?"
He Huan was speechless.
The elder sister glared at him again, she was angry at him, then turned her head and continued walking.
"This group is already very good. Other prices are scraped by the group agency and sold to the local travel agency. Tourist guide.
Today with this group, tomorrow with that group, group members are different, let alone a tour guide!
We didn't sell them to anyone else!We accompany them all the way!They are lucky to have someone take care of everything!Otherwise, when you arrive in Dizhou, you will be at the mercy of others, and it is not uncommon to be thrown halfway.
I didn't scold them before, I just wanted them to stay inside for enough time, why couldn't I cooperate? "
He Huan said: "Three Pagodas, such a scenic spot with rich architectural history and cultural heritage, don't go to the representative scenic spot! Stay in some ethnic handicraft center for two hours! Is this reasonable?"
"The price is very reasonable." The elder sister looked at him without blinking.
He Huan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and was speechless.
"They have already spent money in Spring City!" He Huan said again.
"But they're in Dali now! In Lijiang! Do you think a travel agency would dare to take this kind of tour? They need to share the cost! Dali and Lijiang have shared the cost.
The shopping store pays a head fee for every person you meet!Ultimately, their cost falls to the shopping store!When you enter the shopping store, you will send the pigs and sheep back to the pig farm!Can they leave without bleeding? "
He Huan was shocked and speechless.
"Normal double-flying six-day tour on this line, can you get it if you lose five thousand? They have a gambling mentality, betting that they can travel all over Yunzhou at a low price, and we are also betting that they will come, and we will make money .
This is the game.This is called a gambling group!We are all adults and are responsible for our own choices.Why should you sympathize with them? "
"The tourists are all blocked in the toilet." He Huan can no longer tell whether it is sympathy or what, in short, his mood is very complicated.
"Why didn't you tell me?" the elder sister said angrily.
"Told you you'd let her keep shopping."
"Yes!" The elder sister glared at him, "What else? Didn't she think about it when she signed up for this regiment? Didn't anyone at home remind her?
Five 60-year-olds!Eating more salt than we eat rice!Want to take advantage and don't want to suffer!Do we deserve her?
998 flew to eat, drink and have fun for six days, is she my real mother? "
He Huan was silent, his beautiful imagination of travel was crumbling.
The elder sister didn't speak any more.
The two of them walked to the ancient city.The small bridges in front of every house are flowing water, the green trees are dancing, and the lanterns are swaying. It is worthy of the south of the plateau.
But He Huan was not in the mood to appreciate the scenery, and followed the elder sister into a restaurant on the side of the road.
According to what they said yesterday, tour guides often meet on the road, and they often eat together when they meet familiar people.
I don't know if anyone is here today, and He Huan dare not speak.
Looking at the amount of food ordered by the senior sister, it doesn't look like it can be eaten by two people.
"Huanhuan!"
Suddenly a voice came, and He Huan raised his head, "Mingming! Eldest brother!"
The two walked across the small bridge in front of the door with smiles on their faces, and walked around to the bamboo table. The senior brother sat down next to the senior sister, and Liang Ming sat next to He Huan.
The senior brother looked at the senior sister who didn't say hello, and then at He Huan, "Did you make your senior sister angry?"
He Huan also looked at the senior sister, afraid to speak, the senior sister said angrily: "You said that Xiao Bailong would disrupt the tourist circle! That's right! He joined the group for the first time, and he disturbed the Dali tourist circle to know him! "
"Liang Ming." The elder brother said, "Look, it's not you who has the biggest problem, but him. Are you happy?"
He Huan was speechless.
The senior sister turned her head and pulled the senior brother, with a look of grievance and anger, and told the story of what He Huan had done.Liang Ming couldn't help but look at He Huan, the elder brother was quite calm.
After the senior sister finished her complaint angrily, and the dishes came out, the senior brother smiled, "Let's eat first." First, he scooped up a bowl of bitter vegetable soup for the senior sister, "Go and get rid of the fire."
"Brother, have you arrived in Lijiang today?" He Huan asked.
"We are Lijiang Lugu Lake Shangri-La, so we arrived in Lijiang on the first day. Today is also a free day, and tomorrow we will go to scenic spots."
A few people were chatting, but He Huan didn't dare to eat it seriously. He didn't have the good taste of being immersed in the hot and sour fish last night. After eating, he immediately got up to pay.
The elder brother smiled, and when he came out, he put his arms around his shoulders, "When you come to Lijiang, you have to drink. Let's stroll to Sifang Street and find a bar to sit."
"Ah."
The night in the ancient city is bustling with many well-dressed young men and women, and the air is full of charming smells.He Huan also had no intention of admiring it.
The elder brother led them into a bar where there were not too many people, and the music was not loud but just enough to cover the voices of the conversation. They ordered a dozen beers, a fruit plate, and a plate of popcorn.
"We're here to drink now. Dali is probably drinking and talking about you!" Sitting down and taking a sip of wine, the elder sister said, "I thought that Xiao Bailong, who is known as the killer of the aunt, led the group, but they were very excited at first."
"Yes! They are very excited! The knives are sharpened, right?" He Huan said.
"Yes!" The elder sister did not shy away.
Seeing that they were talking wrong, the elder brother interrupted: "Huan'er, you are with a group, why do tourists seek you?"
"It's not because he is soft-hearted! Tourists come to him. It's okay to stay in there for enough time. I have led such a group before, and it will be no problem to come out empty-handed. At most, the face will be ugly and the speech will be ugly. I'm here. He's just looking for trouble!" The elder sister gave He Huan another look.
The elder brother nodded and looked at He Huan, "Yes, you shouldn't make any claims. If you let the elder sister go, she will either persuade the tourists to stay or bring them out. It's okay to let a person come out. You make trouble too big!"
He Huan took a sip of wine, "This is common to you, it's the first time I've seen it, not to mention that tourists are afraid, I'm even afraid."
"Tour guides and tourists can't be completely integrated, there is still a distance. You can't stand on the opposite side of your peers for the sake of tourists.
They knew what kind of regiment they signed up for.It is also written in the itinerary.Why do tourists look for you instead of the big sister?Have you thought about it?It's because you don't have a clear position!
My tourists will not ask me for help, and as long as no one beats my tourists, I will not come forward.Even if it is scolding, to be honest, since you have signed up for such a group, you have to be thick-skinned, and if you make up your mind not to buy anything, you have to bear a few scolding!
That's what I always tell them, after all, they put money on you to come here, if you don't buy anything and still want them to treat you well, that's impossible!So they buy more or less, just to make sense of it.Money is really hard to come by now! "
"They can do other things, don't be a tour guide if they don't have the skills!" He Huan said angrily, "Even if it's to release ducks!"
"Let the ducks go?" Several people looked at him, did they get drunk after just one sip?Is it a duck or a duck?
"I found that those tour guides are very numb! On the cruise ship, at the photo spot, anyway, when the tourists are playing, they are like farmers who release ducks. They only feel noisy, not cute at all. They only care about how many eggs the ducks can lay. Otherwise, I wish I could trample them to death!"
"Hahaha..." The three laughed.
He Huan didn't smile, and took a sip of wine, he really thought so.
The elder sister gave him a white look, "There are very few tourists who think tourists are so cute like you! Do you think tourists are all cute little ducks?"
"Hahaha..." Senior Brother and Liang Ming laughed again.
The elder brother said seriously again: "Erhai really can't put ducks, haha..."
(End of this chapter)
Park at the entrance of the hotel. The team hotels are all in Lijiang New City, and tour buses cannot enter the ancient city. The ancient city is full of inns and cannot receive the team.
He Huan and the senior sister greeted them to get off the car and took their luggage.
When the driver left, the tourists breathed a sigh of relief.
After taking the tourists into the hotel and issuing the room card, the senior sister said: "Everyone is not full at noon, right? You can take care of your own dinner. Be careful not to touch other people's things. The ordering here in Yunzhou depends on the food. Ask the price before asking." point!
You can go to the ancient city at night, it's very close, but don't go to remote places!If you go to a bar, make an appointment with someone you know!Although this is a city of love affairs, there are also many wine holders!Everyone must pay attention to safety! "
The tourists didn't say that Director Bai was caring, and could never return to the atmosphere of last night, so they turned around dejectedly with their room cards, luggage and a bunch of handicrafts they bought today.
He Huan said: "After you go back, you can apply for a full refund on the Yunyou APP. Keep the good things and receipts, don't damage them, just send them back to him. The refund will be credited immediately."
The elder sister glared at him.
The tourists turned around, with joy on their faces at last, and nodded one after another, "Mmm! Mmm! We got it!" Everyone held the handicrafts preciously.
went upstairs.
"Do you know what you're doing?" The eldest sister shouted in a low voice, "If they all quit, don't they know that you are playing tricks? Do you want to be blocked?"
"Will such a black shop block me?" He Huan snorted indifferently, "That's really what I wish for!"
"Ah!" The elder sister gritted her teeth and turned her head abruptly.
He Huan didn't want to be angry with the elder sister anymore, so he went upstairs and put the bag in the companion room, then went down and walked outside.
"Stop!" The elder sister said from behind.
He Huan stopped, turned his head and said with a smile: "Master, I thought you didn't care about me and went out by yourself."
The elder sister came up, "I really want to kill you!"
He Huan lowered his head.
The elder sister looked at him, gritted her teeth again, and walked out.He Huan also followed, and he didn't understand a lot!
Followed by the angry elder sister, "Why do you treat tourists like pigs and sheep?"
"Then ask why they want to send themselves to this land as pigs and sheep!"
"what?"
The elder sister stopped, "Do you know how much their tour fare is?"
He Huan looked at her.
"998."
"998?" He Huan's eyes widened.
"That's right! Not one thousand, just 998!" The elder sister said angrily, "The travel agency over there is 1298."
He Huan's eyes widened.
"You really did a great job! You taught them how to eat, drink, and play for nothing!" The elder sister walked forward angrily.
He Huan quickly followed.
"Now that the Internet is so developed, they are not very old, and they are all urbanites. Don't they know how to search online?
Transportation, accommodation, tickets, and prices are all transparent.Counting six days and five nights to fly together, isn't it worth five or six thousand? Is 998 enough for their air ticket?
We are not that kind of black travel agency. Several shopping spots and stay time are written in the itinerary. They signed the contract and they recognized it. "
He Huan stopped, his mind was confused.
"Don't they know that there is a shopping store? Don't they know that the shopping store stays for a long time? But they still have to report! Why? They just want to travel to Yunzhou at a low price! They came to take advantage of it, why can't we take advantage of them?"
He Huan was speechless.
The elder sister glared at him again, she was angry at him, then turned her head and continued walking.
"This group is already very good. Other prices are scraped by the group agency and sold to the local travel agency. Tourist guide.
Today with this group, tomorrow with that group, group members are different, let alone a tour guide!
We didn't sell them to anyone else!We accompany them all the way!They are lucky to have someone take care of everything!Otherwise, when you arrive in Dizhou, you will be at the mercy of others, and it is not uncommon to be thrown halfway.
I didn't scold them before, I just wanted them to stay inside for enough time, why couldn't I cooperate? "
He Huan said: "Three Pagodas, such a scenic spot with rich architectural history and cultural heritage, don't go to the representative scenic spot! Stay in some ethnic handicraft center for two hours! Is this reasonable?"
"The price is very reasonable." The elder sister looked at him without blinking.
He Huan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and was speechless.
"They have already spent money in Spring City!" He Huan said again.
"But they're in Dali now! In Lijiang! Do you think a travel agency would dare to take this kind of tour? They need to share the cost! Dali and Lijiang have shared the cost.
The shopping store pays a head fee for every person you meet!Ultimately, their cost falls to the shopping store!When you enter the shopping store, you will send the pigs and sheep back to the pig farm!Can they leave without bleeding? "
He Huan was shocked and speechless.
"Normal double-flying six-day tour on this line, can you get it if you lose five thousand? They have a gambling mentality, betting that they can travel all over Yunzhou at a low price, and we are also betting that they will come, and we will make money .
This is the game.This is called a gambling group!We are all adults and are responsible for our own choices.Why should you sympathize with them? "
"The tourists are all blocked in the toilet." He Huan can no longer tell whether it is sympathy or what, in short, his mood is very complicated.
"Why didn't you tell me?" the elder sister said angrily.
"Told you you'd let her keep shopping."
"Yes!" The elder sister glared at him, "What else? Didn't she think about it when she signed up for this regiment? Didn't anyone at home remind her?
Five 60-year-olds!Eating more salt than we eat rice!Want to take advantage and don't want to suffer!Do we deserve her?
998 flew to eat, drink and have fun for six days, is she my real mother? "
He Huan was silent, his beautiful imagination of travel was crumbling.
The elder sister didn't speak any more.
The two of them walked to the ancient city.The small bridges in front of every house are flowing water, the green trees are dancing, and the lanterns are swaying. It is worthy of the south of the plateau.
But He Huan was not in the mood to appreciate the scenery, and followed the elder sister into a restaurant on the side of the road.
According to what they said yesterday, tour guides often meet on the road, and they often eat together when they meet familiar people.
I don't know if anyone is here today, and He Huan dare not speak.
Looking at the amount of food ordered by the senior sister, it doesn't look like it can be eaten by two people.
"Huanhuan!"
Suddenly a voice came, and He Huan raised his head, "Mingming! Eldest brother!"
The two walked across the small bridge in front of the door with smiles on their faces, and walked around to the bamboo table. The senior brother sat down next to the senior sister, and Liang Ming sat next to He Huan.
The senior brother looked at the senior sister who didn't say hello, and then at He Huan, "Did you make your senior sister angry?"
He Huan also looked at the senior sister, afraid to speak, the senior sister said angrily: "You said that Xiao Bailong would disrupt the tourist circle! That's right! He joined the group for the first time, and he disturbed the Dali tourist circle to know him! "
"Liang Ming." The elder brother said, "Look, it's not you who has the biggest problem, but him. Are you happy?"
He Huan was speechless.
The senior sister turned her head and pulled the senior brother, with a look of grievance and anger, and told the story of what He Huan had done.Liang Ming couldn't help but look at He Huan, the elder brother was quite calm.
After the senior sister finished her complaint angrily, and the dishes came out, the senior brother smiled, "Let's eat first." First, he scooped up a bowl of bitter vegetable soup for the senior sister, "Go and get rid of the fire."
"Brother, have you arrived in Lijiang today?" He Huan asked.
"We are Lijiang Lugu Lake Shangri-La, so we arrived in Lijiang on the first day. Today is also a free day, and tomorrow we will go to scenic spots."
A few people were chatting, but He Huan didn't dare to eat it seriously. He didn't have the good taste of being immersed in the hot and sour fish last night. After eating, he immediately got up to pay.
The elder brother smiled, and when he came out, he put his arms around his shoulders, "When you come to Lijiang, you have to drink. Let's stroll to Sifang Street and find a bar to sit."
"Ah."
The night in the ancient city is bustling with many well-dressed young men and women, and the air is full of charming smells.He Huan also had no intention of admiring it.
The elder brother led them into a bar where there were not too many people, and the music was not loud but just enough to cover the voices of the conversation. They ordered a dozen beers, a fruit plate, and a plate of popcorn.
"We're here to drink now. Dali is probably drinking and talking about you!" Sitting down and taking a sip of wine, the elder sister said, "I thought that Xiao Bailong, who is known as the killer of the aunt, led the group, but they were very excited at first."
"Yes! They are very excited! The knives are sharpened, right?" He Huan said.
"Yes!" The elder sister did not shy away.
Seeing that they were talking wrong, the elder brother interrupted: "Huan'er, you are with a group, why do tourists seek you?"
"It's not because he is soft-hearted! Tourists come to him. It's okay to stay in there for enough time. I have led such a group before, and it will be no problem to come out empty-handed. At most, the face will be ugly and the speech will be ugly. I'm here. He's just looking for trouble!" The elder sister gave He Huan another look.
The elder brother nodded and looked at He Huan, "Yes, you shouldn't make any claims. If you let the elder sister go, she will either persuade the tourists to stay or bring them out. It's okay to let a person come out. You make trouble too big!"
He Huan took a sip of wine, "This is common to you, it's the first time I've seen it, not to mention that tourists are afraid, I'm even afraid."
"Tour guides and tourists can't be completely integrated, there is still a distance. You can't stand on the opposite side of your peers for the sake of tourists.
They knew what kind of regiment they signed up for.It is also written in the itinerary.Why do tourists look for you instead of the big sister?Have you thought about it?It's because you don't have a clear position!
My tourists will not ask me for help, and as long as no one beats my tourists, I will not come forward.Even if it is scolding, to be honest, since you have signed up for such a group, you have to be thick-skinned, and if you make up your mind not to buy anything, you have to bear a few scolding!
That's what I always tell them, after all, they put money on you to come here, if you don't buy anything and still want them to treat you well, that's impossible!So they buy more or less, just to make sense of it.Money is really hard to come by now! "
"They can do other things, don't be a tour guide if they don't have the skills!" He Huan said angrily, "Even if it's to release ducks!"
"Let the ducks go?" Several people looked at him, did they get drunk after just one sip?Is it a duck or a duck?
"I found that those tour guides are very numb! On the cruise ship, at the photo spot, anyway, when the tourists are playing, they are like farmers who release ducks. They only feel noisy, not cute at all. They only care about how many eggs the ducks can lay. Otherwise, I wish I could trample them to death!"
"Hahaha..." The three laughed.
He Huan didn't smile, and took a sip of wine, he really thought so.
The elder sister gave him a white look, "There are very few tourists who think tourists are so cute like you! Do you think tourists are all cute little ducks?"
"Hahaha..." Senior Brother and Liang Ming laughed again.
The elder brother said seriously again: "Erhai really can't put ducks, haha..."
(End of this chapter)
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