Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 192

Aziya turned around with a smile and led them up. He Huan walked behind her, explaining the history of the formation of the Black Forest to tourists.

The tourists are very excited to meet Xiaobailong and Gesanghua leading the group together. This is a dream come true!
Climb to the top of the platform, the setting sun just falls towards the Black Forest.

It is so beautiful that the ancient times shine through the present, and it is soul-stirring.

The tourists stood silently, and even an exclamation would disturb the tranquility, beauty and vicissitudes of life at this moment.

The whole heaven and earth, stones and flowers will all be ablaze, and become a fiery unity.

The wind is cold, and the fire is also cold.

Extremely dazzling, extremely calm.

The fiery sunset fell into the Black Forest, burning everything up.The fire was extinguished, and there was a piece of orange-red embers on the edge of the blue sky, and the dark black forest was like leftover ashes and skeletons.

cool.

How appropriate is this moment to be on the ancient battlefield and the commander's platform!
The swaying Gesang flowers at the bottom are still innocent and beautiful after going through vicissitudes.

Everyone was speechless for a long time. In this situation, they just want to become fossils with this [-] million-year-old stone and guard this place.

Even the driver was in a daze. The driver ran to the scenic spot every day, but he seldom entered the scenic spot.

I feel like a rough person, running around for life, not enjoying the scenery.

But any sentient animal would be touched by such a sight.That's why the ethnic minorities known as barbarians in ancient times worship nature.

After taking pictures of them, He Huan said: "Many ethnic minorities in Yunzhou have their own totems and religions, and the worship of nature is a common feature of ethnic minorities in Yunzhou."

Everyone nodded, nature is really worthy of worship.

Of course, the one who worships nature most here is the man behind the camera.

Everyone didn't bother.The main reason is that one of them is cold and the other is cold, and they have an aura of repelling others thousands of miles away.

"Perhaps, this is the reason why Yunzhou's natural environment is well preserved and can become a gene pool of species. Mountains are sacred mountains, trees are sacred trees, and even stones have life and feelings in their eyes."

He Huan looked at Teacher Chen and Teacher Qin reluctantly. He was too focused to bother them.

Leading the tourists down the mountain, Aziya hurried forward to lead the way.He Huan arranged for the elder brother and the driver to escort the team behind.

Drilling through a dark and narrow stone cave, the eyes suddenly opened up. He Huan pointed to the two stone peaks on the opposite side, "That's called sending off the [-]th. It is said that Liang Shanbo sent Zhu Yingtai. Look at the two short two behind them. The mountain is their little book boy."

"Wow! It really looks like hey!"

He Huan couldn't help singing: "Three years of classmate love is like the sea, and Shanbo can't give up Zhu Yingtai. We send them down the mountain with each other, and then come up Qiantang Road.

Brother Liang, there is a branch of plum in front of the study door, and the birds are fighting each other on the tree.Magpies are chirping all over the tree, announcing the good news to you, Brother Liang.

The two brothers went out, and there were pairs of magpies in front of the door.Magpies always report good news, congratulations to my younger brother for returning home safely. "

Xiao Bailong suddenly sang!And it's a Yue opera classic!
The opera is soft and graceful, with a long lasting charm.

The tourists were overjoyed and looked at Aziya again, "Gesanghua, can you sing a duet with him?"

Aziya shook her head shyly, she hoped she could be right, but she really couldn't!
He Huan sang male and female all the way down:
"I went out of the city and passed the customs, but I saw the woodcutter on the mountain carrying firewood.

Getting up early and setting down at night is hard work, and collecting firewood to survive the day is also difficult.

Brother Liang, why did he carry the firewood?Who are you sending down the mountain for?
He beat firewood for his wife and children, and I sent you down the mountain for your virtuous brother.

Over one mountain after another,
We arrived at Phoenix Mountain ahead.

Hundreds of flowers bloom on Phoenix Mountain,

Missing peony and peony.

Brother Liang, if you love peonies, come home with me.My family has a good peony branch, brother Liang, it is not difficult for you to pick it.

Although your peony is good, it's a pity that it's a long way to climb it?

In the clear water pond with green lotus leaves, mandarin ducks are in pairs.

Brother Liang, if Yingtai is a female red makeup, brother Liang, would you like to be paired with a mandarin duck?

Matching mandarin ducks with mandarin ducks, it's a pity that your Yingtai is not a female red makeup. "

He Huan not only sang male and female, but also sang the lyrics of the two bookboys: "There is a river ahead, and a pair of big white geese float.

The male walks in front, and the female calls the elder brother behind.

what?
Here, cluck cluck"

The tourists giggled, too.

"If the second goose doesn't come to speak, how can there be a female goose called a gander?
When you don't see the female goose, she smiles at you slightly, and she laughs at you, Brother Liang, you really look like a goose.

Since I'm a goose, don't call me Brother Liang from now on. "

"Hahaha..." The tourists all laughed.

Aziya turned her head to look at him, smiling all over her face, her eyes shining brightly.

Long Teng also looked at him, and suddenly realized that the talent of this tour guide was endless!
Followed by two loitering tour guides.

"No wonder An Ge is his fan. I watch his singing videos every day. He sings really well."

Chen Ying said with a smile: "Who told you that you can't sing, you can't take pictures, and you don't like food. You can't even like what An Ge likes. You deserve to have no common language!"

"roll!"

The mountains and caves are winding, how did He Huan know that there were two famous people behind him!

A soft female voice and an upright male voice have been performed by him!Although it's not a female voice, but the feeling is still very good.As soon as people listen to it, they will know which one is sung by Zhu Yingtai and which one is sung by Liang Shanbo.

Everyone smiled and followed him.

"Brother Liang, my younger brother made a mistake.

Not next time, not next time.

There is a single-plank bridge in front of you,

Ah, Brother Liang, I am panicked and timid.

Brother Yu will help you cross the bridge.

You and I are like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl crossing the magpie bridge.

You!

Brother Liang!

After crossing the river beach, there is another village, and the yellow dog in the village is called Wangwang.

Don't bite the man in front, but bite the red makeup on the back.

Brother Xian's words are too absurd, how can there be female red makeup here?Be bold and don't panic, Brother Yu hits the dog and you go too far.

There was a well in front of me. How deep is the well water?
The depth of the well water does not matter, the most important thing is for you and me to hurry.

Brother Liang!

what?
Come on, look at the two shadows at the bottom of the well, a man and a woman smiling.

Brother Yu is obviously a man, why do you compare me to a woman?let's go!

Leaving the well and another hall, we arrived at the Guanyin hall in front.

Brother Liang, why don't you pay your respects in front of the hall?

Hurrah!

Avalokitesvara Hall, Avalokitesvara Hall, sits above Avalokitesvara.

Avalokitesvara is here to do the media, and I will come to worship with you, Brother Liang.

The more the virtuous brother said, the more absurd he became, how could two men pay homage to the hall?move!
Walking away from the ancient temple, but saw a cow.

The shepherd boy rides on the back of the bull and sings folk songs to relieve his worries.

It's a pity that you don't know how to play the piano and how to play the zither, but your brother Liang is as stupid as a cow.

It wasn't Brother Yu who got angry, why did you compare me with me!
Brother Liang, please don't get angry, my younger brother apologizes and admits his mistake.

ok ok let's go!

Brother Liang! "

The tourists were annoyed and funny in the back, shouting "Brother Liang" and urging them away one by one!

Zhu Yingtai crazily hinted at Tiehanhan Liang Shanbo!
"Thank you, Brother Liang, for your deep friendship. You climbed mountains and waded to send me off. As the saying goes, you will never leave after sending you off for thousands of miles. Please stay here and turn back.

The friendship with the virtuous brother Caoqiao is deep, and I will let Brother Yu send you to Changting again.

Forty-nine let's go! "

The tourists laughed to death, "Let's go!"

"Eighteen-mile phases are sent to Changting, and eighteen-mile phases are sent to Changting.

Brother Liang!

what?
You and I are separated from each other.

Ask my brother, what else do you have to say?
Before I leave, I want to ask you a word, brother Liang, do you have a wife and room in your family?

You knew Brother Yu was unmarried, why did you come here today?

If your brother Liang is still undecided, my younger brother will be the matchmaker for you.

My virtuous brother is my matchmaker, but I don't know who is the daughter?
It's my little sister Jiu, I don't know how cute you brother Liang is?

How old is Jiu Mei this year?
She is the same age as me...

what?
They are twins.

Is Jiumei similar to you?
She looks just like my Yingtai.

But I don't know whether Renbo is willing or not?

Oh, my father told me to choose talents.

Thank you so much, brother, for coming to Yucheng.

Brother Liang, come early to carry the sedan chair, and I will ask you to come to my house during the Qiqiao period.

Difficult to part parting.I want to say a thousand words in my heart, I hope you, brother Liang, will come soon. "

After the Eighteen Aspects singing, everyone went down the mountain like Zhu Yingtai's heart, and turned their heads to look at Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. In the night and under the sunset, it was even more lifelike.

A girl couldn't help but said: "Liang Shanbo is really a straight man of steel! Zhu Yingtai has made so many metaphors and explained so clearly, he doesn't understand it! He still has the face to be angry!"

Her boyfriend said: "Does Jiumei look like you? It says it all! He just doesn't dare to break the gender barrier!"

Everyone laughed.

He Huan said with a smile: "Although this is a popular love tragedy in our country, the first part is very cheerful and funny."

Everyone nodded, tragedy is tearing up beautiful things for others to see!
People in modern times know about Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, but not that much.

After listening to "Farewell to the Eighteen", everyone felt a sense of loss.

Walking outside in the dark, suddenly two people jumped out from behind, one carrying a camera, the other carrying a cosmetic bag, walking like flying, and disappeared instantly.

Everyone was stunned.

The driver said: "They have been following behind our team, listening to your singing!"

"Ah!" He Huan was shocked.

The eldest brother in the group said: "Teacher Qin also said that you sing really well, no wonder his wife watches your singing videos every day, she is your fan!"

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed loudly, "Amazing! Even big stars have become your fans!"

He Huan was very embarrassed, "Actually, I am also a fan of elves."

"You're not afraid that Teacher Qin will come back and beat you! I heard he's super jealous!"

"Yes!" said the eldest brother, "Mr. Chen said that he can't sing, take pictures, and doesn't like food. He doesn't know what his wife likes! It's right that there is no common language! Teacher Qin told him to get out!"

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, "Teacher Chen's mouth is truly poisonous!"

"The spirit chasing Teacher Qin back then was no different from Zhu Yingtai chasing Liang Shanbo, right? The spirit called him, and he still had the face to be angry! He said that the spirit had nothing to do to greet him for a day! In the end, he had to sing to him to confess his love, so he understood !"

"Hahaha... Qiqiao Linglong's heart just likes to be natural, this is called complementarity!"

"That is to say, for straight men: don't talk to me about anything, just tell me if you like me!"

"Hahaha……"

Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai made everyone feel sad, but for no reason, they ate a handful of dog food from the weird elf and the dumb straight boy Mr. Qin, which is also very cute!

A group of people walked out sweetly.

He Huan was full of smiles, being paid attention to and praised by such a big celebrity still felt a sense of accomplishment.They are all gods in their respective fields of expertise!They are also the shapers and disseminators of modern oriental aesthetics, and He Huan admires them very much.

The driver followed behind with a smile, inexplicably acting like a tourist.I have never encountered such a tour guide, such a tour group.

The tourists are also very excited, because of the little white dragon, they can enjoy the Black Forest exclusively, see this stunning beauty, and meet famous photographers and stylists.

This day's trip was full of surprises, and everyone was very satisfied.

Coming out of the black forest, He Huan turned and looked at Aziya, "I'm leaving."

"Yeah." Even if he was leading a group, he couldn't stop him from leaving.Aziya lowered her head.

Tourists also bid her farewell.If they had known it from the Internet before, now they really felt Gesanghua's feelings for Xiaobailong.

On the tour bus, leave the Black Forest.I originally went to Chuxiong to have dinner, but after planning for half an hour, I actually played for more than an hour, and it was too late to rush there now.But you can't tell tourists that you can't catch up with the meal!

He Huan asked: "Is the team meal delicious at noon today?"

"It's okay." Although everyone was very happy, they couldn't talk nonsense.

"I'll take you to eat delicious food!"

"Good!" The tourists cheered. It would be great to have a sumptuous dinner after watching the beautiful scenery!

"Let me declare first! The team meal in the itinerary is [-] per person, and you will not be refunded if you don't eat it. I will take you to eat delicious food, and you will pay for the meal yourself. You can AA yourself, okay? Let me know if you don't participate."

"Participate! Participate!" Tourists expressed their opinions one after another.

He Huan looked at the out-of-group Long girl.

Long Teng also nodded slightly.She didn't eat much at noon, she only ate a few pieces of pastries a day, and she is also very hungry now.

He Huan happily told the driver: "Brother Wang, go to the county seat, Second Brother's Restaurant."

"Where is it?" the driver asked.

He Huan was dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)