Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 226 What Are You Comparing To A Dog?

Looking at them excitedly, He Huan shook his head.

The brothers couldn't understand why he didn't become a star, and they didn't care about him, and his mouth was full of red oil.

He Huan looked at them, "What is Yunyun doing? I haven't heard from you for so long."

"Hey." Meng Li said, "It's all my fault. Didn't I take him to play after dinner last time? That sister made him a man, so he was moved and went to Yanjing to find that sister. .”

"What!" Everyone was shocked.

"Why don't you persuade him?" He Huan said, "What is he doing now?"

"Why didn't I persuade? When I persuaded him, he had already arrived in Yanjing! Now he said he was taking a one-day tour. Just the Great Wall, the kind that only deceives outsiders."

Everyone laughed.

Meng Li said: "Golden Week, a guest from Yanjing said that your Yunzhou sky is high and the emperor is far away, and the poor mountains and rivers are full of troublesome people. I said the darkest thing is the big capital under the feet of your emperor! He stopped talking."

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, "Really, a one-day tour of Yanjing is really too dark! I am full of longing for the capital, and I am basically deceived!"

He Huan shook his head, "Why did he do this?"

"He ran away suddenly. If he wants to work, he has to report to the local tourism bureau and learn again. And there is protectionism everywhere. He is a novice, how can he get in without anyone taking him?

When he got started, my sister was already in someone else's bed.Although the sister may have been in someone else's bed.After all, it’s all about making money!It's all for love! "

"Yes. Most of Yanjing's one-day tours are black guides, and it's very profitable to coax foreigners!"

"Those tour guides told tourists that you have to pay tribute when you come to the capital!"

"So there is a national guide certificate, which is considered formal."

"If you are found out, your tour guide license will be revoked and you will be prohibited from practicing," He Huan said.

"But it's always been banned repeatedly. It's the same in the whole country." Everyone raised their glasses, "Come on, come on, let's drink today and get drunk now! I wish Yunyun makes a lot of money and embraces beautiful women!"

He Huan sighed, everyone has their own ambitions, and also raised his glass.

Leaving the hot pot restaurant slightly drunk, He Huan slapped the key on Liang Ming's chest, and said with pride, "Honey! Take me home!"

Liang Ming laughed, took the key, and pushed him into the taxi.Entering the community, the environment was really cool, the two looked around.

He Huan said happily: "Mingming, let's see if our house is beautiful?"

"Pretty!"

At the door of the house, Liang Ming opened the door, "Damn it!" He walked in and looked around, "Tell me, what do you want me to pay?"

"I want you to be with me forever."

"Damn it!" Liang Ming laughed, "Hurry up and find a girlfriend! Otherwise, it's a waste of your mouth!"

He Huan also laughed.The two happily sat on the sofa.

Liang Ming looked around and sighed again: "That's great, I have to give half. Otherwise, I will always feel like being taken care of by you."

He Huan looked at him with a smile.Although he is a brother, if he does not give it, he is afraid that he will feel uncomfortable.He Huan said: "This is the house I'm looking for. The living room is mine, so you can give one-third of it. If you want to share it equally with me, let's talk about it with a few more groups."

"When will you lead the group again?" Liang Ming turned to look at him, "I saw the Little White Dragon Group on the Internet, I'm crazy!"

He Huan shook his head, "I want to enjoy family life. I'll go buy pots and bowls tomorrow and come back to cook!"

Liang Ming stared wide-eyed, "Aren't you going to take advantage of the fire to make money? Are you going on vacation now?"

"Stone City gave me 60 yuan, and I earned more than 2 points in the last group." He Huan said pretending to be calm.

"Fuck! Fuck!" Liang Ming stared at him with wide eyes.

He Huan was so happy, he had to find someone to share it with, and he could only tell Liang Ming.

"I won't talk about Stone City. Can invite such a team! Can be on CCTV's prime time! You have brought them such a big name! It should be."

Ho Huan is glad that he thinks so too.

"Did you... buy something last time?" Liang Ming looked at him.

"tip."

"How much is the tip?"

"A tourist gave ten thousand."

"Fuck!" Liang Ming stared wide-eyed, "What kind of tourists? It's too exaggerated!"

"I just took her to eat chickpea powder."

"female?"

He Huan nodded.

"I knew it must be a woman."

He Huan kicked him, "How did you know?"

Liang Ming glanced at him, "Do you know that the young master earns more money than the princess?"

"Damn it!" He Huan pounced on him and beat him up.

Liang Ming rolled off the sofa, and the floor was so bright that he wanted to roll, he laughed, "Just kidding! But the girl can't count the money when she's happy!"

"Why didn't you count it? This is my daily living expenses!"

"Fuck!" Liang Ming sat on the sofa again, "Is it a rich woman? Is she pretty?"

He Huan nodded, "Very beautiful!"

"Wow!" Liang Ming glared at him, "What's next?"

"What's the follow-up? That's one day's living expenses. What follow-up do you want?"

"Oh." Liang Ming also calmed down.Indeed, Bai Fumei and the poor boy, how can there be so many stories?

However, the two were still very happy, and they chatted for a long time before going back to their rooms to sleep.

The next day, Liang Ming went to take a day trip to Stone City, and He Huan went to the supermarket to buy bowls and pots, preparing to live a happy life.

Carrying a bunch of things around the neighborhood, the phone rang. He Huan managed to free his hand to pick it up, and said anxiously, "Mr. Zhou! What's the matter with you?"

"Uh... where is your home? I'll go find you."

"Hey! Mr. Zhou." He Huan's tone improved a lot, "How do you know I'm lost? Yes, this neighborhood is too big, I don't know where I live."

Mr. Zhou almost fainted in the office.

He Huan said again: "Wait, Mr. Zhou, don't come here, I'll ask someone else."

After all, he hung up the phone, and Mr. Zhou almost died.When he was in the group, no one noticed that he was crazy?

He Huan had already carried a bunch of things and ran to an aunt who was walking the dog, and shouted sweetly, "Sister, how do I get to Building 12?"

The aunt looked at the pile of things he was carrying, and He Huan quickly explained: "I deliver goods to customers." If you kill him, he lives in it!

"You deliver the goods?" Auntie looked at him incredulously, "Little Bailong! Aren't you a tour guide?"

"Ahem..." He Huan didn't expect that he was so famous that his aunt knew him, and being on CCTV was really different! "Yes, I rented a house here. Didn't I just move my things here? Sister! Your community is so big and beautiful! But it's my first time here, can you take me there?"

"Okay." Auntie nodded happily, took the puppy, turned around and led him, "Huanhuan! Go find Qiuqiu!"

He Huan was stunned, how could he suddenly call so kindly?How do you know his name is Huanhuan?What the hell is a ball?

At this time, I saw the cute puppy barking happily and running forward for a while.

He Huan almost ascended to heaven in place!

The aunt turned her head, "Let's go! Can't carry it?" She picked up a bag, "Your cutting board is still heavy! Little Bailong! You are very hardworking! So many pots and pans! Now young children can't Can cook! Do you have a girlfriend?"

He Huan said decisively: "Yes."

Auntie glanced at him, full of regret, and gave up her desire to be a matchmaker.

The puppy ran to the door of Unit 12, turned around and barked, jumped on all fours, and wagged its tail like a propeller.

He Huan felt greatly insulted!
He took what was in his aunt's hand, "Thank you, sister." He never wanted to touch this aunt and her dog again.

"Huanhuan, Qiuqiu is not at home today, let's go to the square to look for it, let's go!" Auntie pulled the rope, and the puppy barked and ran away with her.

He Huan almost slammed his head against the glass door to death.

In the morning, he said that he was going to buy pots and pans for cooking. In the evening, Liang Ming called and said happily, "Have you cooked the meal yet? I'll go home and eat it?"

"The neighborhood is so big, I won't be able to come back if I go out!" He Huan said loudly.

"Then I'll bring it back? Huanhuan, what do you eat?"

"Don't call me Huanhuan! Never call me this!"

Liang Ming was stunned, "Have you lost your way? Can't find your home? Are you outside? Where are you?"

"I don't want to talk anymore." He Huan hung up the phone.

Liang Ming looked at his phone, feeling incompetent and furious!

Let's go home first.

Knocking on the door and not opening it, I opened the door and came in. I saw He Huan sitting on the sofa with a pile of kitchen utensils on the floor that hadn't been tidied up.

"Didn't you buy it? You can make it at home!" Liang Ming flipped through the pages, "Where did you buy it?"

"The big supermarket outside the neighborhood."

"You actually bought it from a supermarket outside! You are amazing!"

Although he looked sincere, He Huan felt insulted. In order to test whether he was really sincere, He Huan said: "I got lost when I came back. I asked an aunt how to get there. She asked her puppy to lead the way...she His puppy is called Huanhuan."

Liang Ming froze for a moment, then sat down on the ground, rolling with laughter.

He Huan sat on the sofa and looked at him.Liang Ming glanced at him, held back, and wanted to comfort him, but when he saw how he was holding his breath, he couldn't help laughing again.

It was only when I was about to die that I was forced to stop and stand up, "Come on, I'll take you to buy vegetables and show you the way. Huanhuan."

He Huan's eyes were going to kill him, Liang Ming laughed again, tears came out of his eyes.

"What do you say you compare yourself to a dog? Dogs are very good at knowing the way!"

He Huan looked at him.

Liang Ming suppressed a smile and coughed, "Well, I just moved here, just walk around more. Let's go, let's go shopping. Huanhuan."

"Don't ever bark! Or break the friendship!"

Liang Ming laughed again, held back again, and pulled him up.In order to avoid letting a dog with the same name as him lead the way next time, He Huan still went with him.

After going downstairs, Liang Ming asked, "Then how did you get out?"

"I do not know either."

Liang Ming suppressed a smile, and told him about the road signs.The supermarket is next to the community, very convenient.After buying vegetables and seasonings, I had a busy meal at home, and I didn't eat until eight o'clock.But the meals I make myself are satisfying.

After eating, the two went downstairs for a walk.Liang Ming told him to turn left when he saw the pond, and turn right when he saw the pavilion... Looking at He Huan's confused expression, "Do you want to write a guide for our community?"

He Huan nodded, "It is possible."

Liang Ming laughed.

He Huan is still familiarizing himself with the way home, and Mr. Zhou is dying of anxiety!
Call Bai Jingjing early the next morning: "Jingjing, call Xiao Bailong and ask him out for dinner! Don't tell me I'm here! As soon as I call him, he'll just gossip around."

Bai Jingjing suppressed a smile, and said seriously: "Last time, President Zhang of Xingxing Travel Agency wanted Xiao Bailong to go back, and asked the senior brother to invite him to dinner, and gather in mountains and seas."

"Then Mountain and Sea Gathering! I'll make a reservation now! You just need to bring someone to me!" Mr. Zhou is very grateful to Bai Jingjing for telling her this important information. It can't be lower than Zhang Qishan's standard of treats!
Especially now that Xiaobailong is even more popular!Can only be high but not low, hung up the phone, called Shanhai Huihui to book a private room, and sent it to the elder sister.

The elder sister picked up the phone with a smile, "Little Bailong, come to dinner tonight."

"it is good."

"A collection of mountains and seas."

"Who is the guest?" He Huan asked cautiously.You have to ask clearly about the per capita consumption of thousands of dollars, you can’t do this even if you have money!

"Aren't you hot? Let's celebrate for you. AA."

"Okay!"

(End of this chapter)