Road idiot tour guide
Chapter 264 Drive directly to the police station
Chapter 264 Drive directly to the police station
No one is afraid of them running, how to run at these eighteen bends?Even if you run away, in modern society, as long as you call the police, is it not easy to find someone?
He Huan pointed to the winding road in the mountains, "Look! That's Lining [-]th Bend! Below is the road we're going to take later!"
"Wow!" Everyone exclaimed, "It's so spectacular!"
"Actually, the road over there is an old road, and there are more than eighteen bends connected together. The Jinsha River is underneath!"
After looking around at the viewing platform, He Huan took them into the car again.The tour bus circled all the way down the mountain.
Just now I couldn't find a toilet on the top. Although there are many bends now, there are many shops and Sichuan restaurants along the road.
He Huan said: "Look, there are Sichuan restaurants all over the world!"
The tourists laughed.
The tourist bus circled and descended, and everyone was even more amazed at the builders of this road.
Although there are many turning backs, it is much more peaceful than the old road just seen.
Turning around a turn, He Huan looked back at the tourists, "Do you know why Yunzhou likes to talk about dumping? In the morning, I want to talk about dumping a bowl of rice noodles! In the evening, I want to talk about dumping a bottle of Lancang River!"
The tourists looked at him with a smile, "Why?"
"Didn't you feel it? Like now, it was thrown back and forth in the car."
"Hahaha……"
"I feel it, I feel it! I'm about to be thrown out!"
It really didn't take long to go straight, just toss it, and the road I just walked floated over my head.
It's not that the old driver really dare not leave.Moreover, it is a two-way two-lane road. When turning a corner, you must pay attention to the car coming in front of you, and you must also pay attention to the falling rocks from the sky.
The driver was so engrossed that he didn't care to enjoy the scenery.The tourists looked out of the window, and the green hills were higher than the other, and there was no end in sight.
"I'm so hungry!" said a tourist when he saw the smoke.
"Let's go down and find a Sichuan restaurant for dinner!" He Huan said.I was planning to go to Lugu Lake for dinner, but I was stuck on the road for almost two hours, and it is already twelve o'clock.
"Good!" The tourists became excited.
"Does anyone still live in this mountain?" A tourist looked at the patches of cottages that appeared on the mountain from time to time.
"That's right! They have lived in this mountain for generations! If the road hadn't been built, many people would never have left the mountain. The road in Yunzhou was the last to reach the village. How difficult it is to build roads in Yunzhou! You see! Ribbons wrapped around cliffs!"
Everyone can see that the scenery is beautiful, but it is really not easy for people living in the mountains.
"Go ahead to the Jinsha River Observation Deck." Master Feng asked, "Does it stop?"
"Non-stop." He Huan said, "Anyway, we're going to the riverside soon."
Master Feng continued to drive forward.
One bend after another, the Jinsha River is on the left and on the right for a while.Passing by the rockfall site, the staff are still cleaning up the stones scattered on the ground.
The tourist bus went around lightly, but was still bounced a few times by the gravel on the ground.
But everyone did not complain at the moment, and silently paid tribute to the staff who rushed to repair the road.
He Huan said: "Yunzhou is a paradise for adventure and self-driving enthusiasts! Many roads are called devil roads, where danger and beauty, excitement and tranquility coexist.
Now there are staff repairing the national highway.In the past, many roads were dirt roads dug by the villagers themselves, and the old drivers in Yunzhou would carry explosives with them.When encountering a landslide and falling rocks, take it out without changing your face, and it will explode! "
"Hahaha……"
"Do you think the drivers in Yunzhou are wild?"
"wild!"
"It's impossible for a boy like me to carry a pack of explosives with him, so I can't go down and move the falling rocks, I can only make you happy."
Everyone looked back at the shrew again, hating her so much!
Down to the Jinsha River, there is a straight road, and there are many restaurants along the road.
These restaurants are not mainly for tourist business, which cannot be used as a team restaurant.There are not many self-driving passengers who stop to eat, and many of them just buy snacks.After all, it's only three hours, and everyone is willing to rush to the scenic spot early.So these are doing the business of passing drivers.
He Huan handed over this task to Master Feng.
Tell him to find a place to stop.
A piece of green silk floats on the side of the road. Tourists by the river look out of the window and admire the Jinsha River.
"Why is the Jinsha River so green?" a tourist asked, "The blue water in Blue Moon Valley yesterday and the green water today are so beautiful!"
"The Jinsha River is the upper reaches of the Yangtze River. Some rivers carry stones and some rivers carry sand. The Jinsha River carries gold. There are thousands of grains of yellow sand and one grain of gold. There are gold diggers in the river. It was named Jinsha River in the Song Dynasty. "
"Wow!"
"She is a serious Bai Fumei. Because Yunzhou itself is a place rich in mineral resources, with frequent geological movements, the gold mines inside the mountain and underground are exposed.
Yunzhou is also windy and rainy, and the Jinsha River is rushing by, rushing by, bang!Just beat down the gold that was crumbling from the wind and rain on the mountain.The so-called golden sand hits the shore and the clouds and cliffs are warm, golden and shining, isn't it warm? "
"Hahaha……"
"This Bai Fumei took her dowry and ran all the way, planning to find a handsome and humorous young man..."
"Like you!" The tourists are now laughing.
"Yeah!" He Huan nodded naturally, and continued amidst the laughter of the tourists: "She also has two sisters, the Lancang River and the Nu River, which form a geographical miracle of our country, a world natural heritage, and three parallel rivers.
It is said that these three sisters have grown up, and their spring hearts are sprouting, so they meet to go out and find a handsome guy to fall in love with.One person crosses a canyon, running and running!Let's see who finds Mr. Ruyi first!
Their parents saw: Hey!My three daughters ran away!Especially that little girl, who still has gold with her! "
"Hahaha……"
The tourists laughed.
"My parents said it's not okay! Let the two elder brothers of the three sisters, Yulong and Haba, chase after them."
The tourists all laughed.
"Yulong carried thirteen swords, and Haba carried twelve bows. They chased all the way and took a shortcut to Lijiang first. They sat face to face and took turns waiting. It was agreed that whoever let the three sisters go would be beheaded.
That day Yulong fell asleep after finishing his shift, and Haba just opened his eyes when he saw Miss Jinsha coming. "
"Hahaha……"
"The little girl ran over hurriedly with her dowry. When she saw her two older brothers guarding the front, she slowed down and walked slowly while trying to figure out what to do. But it didn't bother Xiao Jinsha. Sister!
His eyes lit up, and he sang a ballad, the melodious and melodious ballad was haunting, and Brother Haba was so mesmerized by listening to it that he fell asleep.Little sister Jinsha must have sung a lullaby to her brother! "
"Hahaha……"
"Brother Yulong also slept more sweetly after listening to it."
The tourists couldn't stop laughing.
"Little girl Jinsha sang the ballad gently, and she sang [-] songs in a row. Finally, she passed under the feet of Brother Yulong and Brother Haba. She was so happy that she laughed loudly and ran away without looking back."
"Hahaha..." Everyone looked at the little sister Jinsha beside them, and couldn't help but feel pity.
"Brother Yulong woke up, and my sister had already run away. In the future, she will cross eleven provinces of our country, from west to east, and become the mother river of our country! What she left to her two brothers are eighteen dangerous shoals, which echo her to this day. singing."
The tourists also laughed happily like the Jinsha girls.
"So why is she so calm, she doesn't look arrogant at all. Because she is going to sing and slip past the two brothers' feet quietly!"
"Hahaha……"
"She is indeed Bai Fumei, and she has indeed assumed the responsibility of the mother river. Many hydropower stations have been built on the Jinsha River to convert her rushing momentum into electricity. Her original turbulence has become a warm light for thousands of households. "
"Wow!" Everyone looked at Bai Fumei Jinsha River outside the window like a green ribbon, and they liked her even more.
"Our country's hydropower is in the southwest, and the southwest hydropower is in Jinsha. The Jinsha River is the largest base for west-to-east power transmission."
"Wow!" Everyone looked out of the window again, and the tourists on the other side couldn't help standing up.
He Huan said: "Don't worry! Everyone, sit down! They are at the riverside during this section, and you will be at the riverside after crossing the bridge. After all the way, you haven't noticed that left, right and right are changing at any time?"
The tourists over there smiled and sat down.
After hearing the story of the Jinsha River, Master Feng lived up to expectations and stopped the car in front of a Sichuan restaurant.
Driving has a heavy taste, He Huan is not surprised at his choice.
He Huan led everyone in and asked everyone to order food.
"The Yunnan-Guichuan family all emphasizes spicy food. But Sichuan is spicy and spicy, while Yunzhou is hot and sour. The main reason why Yunzhou can't become a cuisine like Sichuan cuisine is that Yunzhou relies too much on local ingredients.
You can eat whatever flowers bloom in any season, and eat whatever bacteria grow in any season.Sichuan likes to use red oil, which can be mixed with all kinds.Yunzhou likes to use dipping water, and all kinds of dipping can be used. "
Everyone looked at him with a smile, and they fully felt it after eating Yunzhou cuisine for the past few days!
"So Yunzhou cuisine is difficult to unify. Every place is different. Even people in Yunzhou prefecture laugh at the people in Chuncheng who eat pig food!"
The tourists laughed.
"Yunzhou people are treasures in their hometown. So they don't open restaurants all over the country. It is basically difficult to eat authentic Yunzhou cuisine outside. But authentic Sichuan cuisine can be eaten all over the country."
The proprietress looked at him with a smile, and spoke Sichuan dialect: "Little Bailong, you are right! We guarantee the authenticity! The drivers come to our Leha to eat! You are the first tour guide! I will wait for a table to see you off Cold white meat, it's all mixed with red oil! It's very good!"
The tourists laughed and looked at Xiao Bailong, he is well known to all women and children!And following Xiaobailong can be given food again!
He Huan said with a smile: "Then thank you lady boss."
Lead the tourists to sit down.
A female tourist pointed at the shrew and said, "I don't want to be at the table with her! It affects my appetite!"
Other tourists also looked at them in disgust.
The family of three sat silently aside.
The two tables here are laughing and laughing.
After eating the Jianghu dishes by the river, the tourist bus crossed the tree bottom bridge.He Huan said: "Everyone sit down, it's going to spiral up now!"
"Yeah!" The tourists are obedient, full of food and everything.
Satisfied with food, He Huan closed his eyes as he explained all the way and ran into various things.
Long Teng turned his head to look at him, his eyes full of distress.
Spiraling from the bottom of the river to the top of the mountain, the road gradually becomes gentler, and the sight suddenly becomes clear, with white clouds floating, walking in the clouds in a trance.
He Huan woke up, looked out the window, and asked Master Feng, "Where are you?"
"Little Liangshan is here, and we are at the end of the Lining Highway, and we are going to the Ninglu Line."
"Ah! Isn't there a snow-capped mountain viewing platform here? You can see Brother Yulong and Brother Haba who fell asleep after being sung by the Jinsha girl!"
"Wow!" The tourists also became excited and looked out of the window.
"Do you want to stop?" Master Feng asked.
Long Teng said: "Don't stop! Drive directly to the police station!"
Well, double.
(End of this chapter)
No one is afraid of them running, how to run at these eighteen bends?Even if you run away, in modern society, as long as you call the police, is it not easy to find someone?
He Huan pointed to the winding road in the mountains, "Look! That's Lining [-]th Bend! Below is the road we're going to take later!"
"Wow!" Everyone exclaimed, "It's so spectacular!"
"Actually, the road over there is an old road, and there are more than eighteen bends connected together. The Jinsha River is underneath!"
After looking around at the viewing platform, He Huan took them into the car again.The tour bus circled all the way down the mountain.
Just now I couldn't find a toilet on the top. Although there are many bends now, there are many shops and Sichuan restaurants along the road.
He Huan said: "Look, there are Sichuan restaurants all over the world!"
The tourists laughed.
The tourist bus circled and descended, and everyone was even more amazed at the builders of this road.
Although there are many turning backs, it is much more peaceful than the old road just seen.
Turning around a turn, He Huan looked back at the tourists, "Do you know why Yunzhou likes to talk about dumping? In the morning, I want to talk about dumping a bowl of rice noodles! In the evening, I want to talk about dumping a bottle of Lancang River!"
The tourists looked at him with a smile, "Why?"
"Didn't you feel it? Like now, it was thrown back and forth in the car."
"Hahaha……"
"I feel it, I feel it! I'm about to be thrown out!"
It really didn't take long to go straight, just toss it, and the road I just walked floated over my head.
It's not that the old driver really dare not leave.Moreover, it is a two-way two-lane road. When turning a corner, you must pay attention to the car coming in front of you, and you must also pay attention to the falling rocks from the sky.
The driver was so engrossed that he didn't care to enjoy the scenery.The tourists looked out of the window, and the green hills were higher than the other, and there was no end in sight.
"I'm so hungry!" said a tourist when he saw the smoke.
"Let's go down and find a Sichuan restaurant for dinner!" He Huan said.I was planning to go to Lugu Lake for dinner, but I was stuck on the road for almost two hours, and it is already twelve o'clock.
"Good!" The tourists became excited.
"Does anyone still live in this mountain?" A tourist looked at the patches of cottages that appeared on the mountain from time to time.
"That's right! They have lived in this mountain for generations! If the road hadn't been built, many people would never have left the mountain. The road in Yunzhou was the last to reach the village. How difficult it is to build roads in Yunzhou! You see! Ribbons wrapped around cliffs!"
Everyone can see that the scenery is beautiful, but it is really not easy for people living in the mountains.
"Go ahead to the Jinsha River Observation Deck." Master Feng asked, "Does it stop?"
"Non-stop." He Huan said, "Anyway, we're going to the riverside soon."
Master Feng continued to drive forward.
One bend after another, the Jinsha River is on the left and on the right for a while.Passing by the rockfall site, the staff are still cleaning up the stones scattered on the ground.
The tourist bus went around lightly, but was still bounced a few times by the gravel on the ground.
But everyone did not complain at the moment, and silently paid tribute to the staff who rushed to repair the road.
He Huan said: "Yunzhou is a paradise for adventure and self-driving enthusiasts! Many roads are called devil roads, where danger and beauty, excitement and tranquility coexist.
Now there are staff repairing the national highway.In the past, many roads were dirt roads dug by the villagers themselves, and the old drivers in Yunzhou would carry explosives with them.When encountering a landslide and falling rocks, take it out without changing your face, and it will explode! "
"Hahaha……"
"Do you think the drivers in Yunzhou are wild?"
"wild!"
"It's impossible for a boy like me to carry a pack of explosives with him, so I can't go down and move the falling rocks, I can only make you happy."
Everyone looked back at the shrew again, hating her so much!
Down to the Jinsha River, there is a straight road, and there are many restaurants along the road.
These restaurants are not mainly for tourist business, which cannot be used as a team restaurant.There are not many self-driving passengers who stop to eat, and many of them just buy snacks.After all, it's only three hours, and everyone is willing to rush to the scenic spot early.So these are doing the business of passing drivers.
He Huan handed over this task to Master Feng.
Tell him to find a place to stop.
A piece of green silk floats on the side of the road. Tourists by the river look out of the window and admire the Jinsha River.
"Why is the Jinsha River so green?" a tourist asked, "The blue water in Blue Moon Valley yesterday and the green water today are so beautiful!"
"The Jinsha River is the upper reaches of the Yangtze River. Some rivers carry stones and some rivers carry sand. The Jinsha River carries gold. There are thousands of grains of yellow sand and one grain of gold. There are gold diggers in the river. It was named Jinsha River in the Song Dynasty. "
"Wow!"
"She is a serious Bai Fumei. Because Yunzhou itself is a place rich in mineral resources, with frequent geological movements, the gold mines inside the mountain and underground are exposed.
Yunzhou is also windy and rainy, and the Jinsha River is rushing by, rushing by, bang!Just beat down the gold that was crumbling from the wind and rain on the mountain.The so-called golden sand hits the shore and the clouds and cliffs are warm, golden and shining, isn't it warm? "
"Hahaha……"
"This Bai Fumei took her dowry and ran all the way, planning to find a handsome and humorous young man..."
"Like you!" The tourists are now laughing.
"Yeah!" He Huan nodded naturally, and continued amidst the laughter of the tourists: "She also has two sisters, the Lancang River and the Nu River, which form a geographical miracle of our country, a world natural heritage, and three parallel rivers.
It is said that these three sisters have grown up, and their spring hearts are sprouting, so they meet to go out and find a handsome guy to fall in love with.One person crosses a canyon, running and running!Let's see who finds Mr. Ruyi first!
Their parents saw: Hey!My three daughters ran away!Especially that little girl, who still has gold with her! "
"Hahaha……"
The tourists laughed.
"My parents said it's not okay! Let the two elder brothers of the three sisters, Yulong and Haba, chase after them."
The tourists all laughed.
"Yulong carried thirteen swords, and Haba carried twelve bows. They chased all the way and took a shortcut to Lijiang first. They sat face to face and took turns waiting. It was agreed that whoever let the three sisters go would be beheaded.
That day Yulong fell asleep after finishing his shift, and Haba just opened his eyes when he saw Miss Jinsha coming. "
"Hahaha……"
"The little girl ran over hurriedly with her dowry. When she saw her two older brothers guarding the front, she slowed down and walked slowly while trying to figure out what to do. But it didn't bother Xiao Jinsha. Sister!
His eyes lit up, and he sang a ballad, the melodious and melodious ballad was haunting, and Brother Haba was so mesmerized by listening to it that he fell asleep.Little sister Jinsha must have sung a lullaby to her brother! "
"Hahaha……"
"Brother Yulong also slept more sweetly after listening to it."
The tourists couldn't stop laughing.
"Little girl Jinsha sang the ballad gently, and she sang [-] songs in a row. Finally, she passed under the feet of Brother Yulong and Brother Haba. She was so happy that she laughed loudly and ran away without looking back."
"Hahaha..." Everyone looked at the little sister Jinsha beside them, and couldn't help but feel pity.
"Brother Yulong woke up, and my sister had already run away. In the future, she will cross eleven provinces of our country, from west to east, and become the mother river of our country! What she left to her two brothers are eighteen dangerous shoals, which echo her to this day. singing."
The tourists also laughed happily like the Jinsha girls.
"So why is she so calm, she doesn't look arrogant at all. Because she is going to sing and slip past the two brothers' feet quietly!"
"Hahaha……"
"She is indeed Bai Fumei, and she has indeed assumed the responsibility of the mother river. Many hydropower stations have been built on the Jinsha River to convert her rushing momentum into electricity. Her original turbulence has become a warm light for thousands of households. "
"Wow!" Everyone looked at Bai Fumei Jinsha River outside the window like a green ribbon, and they liked her even more.
"Our country's hydropower is in the southwest, and the southwest hydropower is in Jinsha. The Jinsha River is the largest base for west-to-east power transmission."
"Wow!" Everyone looked out of the window again, and the tourists on the other side couldn't help standing up.
He Huan said: "Don't worry! Everyone, sit down! They are at the riverside during this section, and you will be at the riverside after crossing the bridge. After all the way, you haven't noticed that left, right and right are changing at any time?"
The tourists over there smiled and sat down.
After hearing the story of the Jinsha River, Master Feng lived up to expectations and stopped the car in front of a Sichuan restaurant.
Driving has a heavy taste, He Huan is not surprised at his choice.
He Huan led everyone in and asked everyone to order food.
"The Yunnan-Guichuan family all emphasizes spicy food. But Sichuan is spicy and spicy, while Yunzhou is hot and sour. The main reason why Yunzhou can't become a cuisine like Sichuan cuisine is that Yunzhou relies too much on local ingredients.
You can eat whatever flowers bloom in any season, and eat whatever bacteria grow in any season.Sichuan likes to use red oil, which can be mixed with all kinds.Yunzhou likes to use dipping water, and all kinds of dipping can be used. "
Everyone looked at him with a smile, and they fully felt it after eating Yunzhou cuisine for the past few days!
"So Yunzhou cuisine is difficult to unify. Every place is different. Even people in Yunzhou prefecture laugh at the people in Chuncheng who eat pig food!"
The tourists laughed.
"Yunzhou people are treasures in their hometown. So they don't open restaurants all over the country. It is basically difficult to eat authentic Yunzhou cuisine outside. But authentic Sichuan cuisine can be eaten all over the country."
The proprietress looked at him with a smile, and spoke Sichuan dialect: "Little Bailong, you are right! We guarantee the authenticity! The drivers come to our Leha to eat! You are the first tour guide! I will wait for a table to see you off Cold white meat, it's all mixed with red oil! It's very good!"
The tourists laughed and looked at Xiao Bailong, he is well known to all women and children!And following Xiaobailong can be given food again!
He Huan said with a smile: "Then thank you lady boss."
Lead the tourists to sit down.
A female tourist pointed at the shrew and said, "I don't want to be at the table with her! It affects my appetite!"
Other tourists also looked at them in disgust.
The family of three sat silently aside.
The two tables here are laughing and laughing.
After eating the Jianghu dishes by the river, the tourist bus crossed the tree bottom bridge.He Huan said: "Everyone sit down, it's going to spiral up now!"
"Yeah!" The tourists are obedient, full of food and everything.
Satisfied with food, He Huan closed his eyes as he explained all the way and ran into various things.
Long Teng turned his head to look at him, his eyes full of distress.
Spiraling from the bottom of the river to the top of the mountain, the road gradually becomes gentler, and the sight suddenly becomes clear, with white clouds floating, walking in the clouds in a trance.
He Huan woke up, looked out the window, and asked Master Feng, "Where are you?"
"Little Liangshan is here, and we are at the end of the Lining Highway, and we are going to the Ninglu Line."
"Ah! Isn't there a snow-capped mountain viewing platform here? You can see Brother Yulong and Brother Haba who fell asleep after being sung by the Jinsha girl!"
"Wow!" The tourists also became excited and looked out of the window.
"Do you want to stop?" Master Feng asked.
Long Teng said: "Don't stop! Drive directly to the police station!"
Well, double.
(End of this chapter)
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