Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 276 A woman who can say why she is angry is great
At the right time, it made a wave of fame for Yunzhou tourism, and did not stop at every point.Because here are ancient villages and museums.But they have already seen the real Mosuo family, so they don't need to look again.

All the way to Caohai, there are more people.

There are people coming and going on the Walking Marriage Bridge. There are many vendors on both sides of the bridge, and people in national costumes gather here in groups.

"I'm so envious of the Mosuo girls' hair! There are so many!" A female tourist looked at the big braids on their heads.

"That's yak braid!" He Huan said.

"What yak braid?"

"Fake braids made from yak tails."

"what!"

"This way the top of the skull looks high, and the braids on the head are surrounded by colorful beads, making the face appear smaller. If you want to have a high top of the skull, you have to perm your hair, and people have already put wigs on your head. You 2000 years behind!"

Tourists lean forward and back together.

"Hurry up and wear pleated skirts now. The more pleated you are, the more youthful you will be. After 13, you will look tender. But they start wearing skirts at the [-]-year-old coming-of-age ceremony. The more pleats the skirt has, the higher the status. We are entertained at noon. Grandmother, pleated skirts have the most folds."

"Oh!"

"What about those guys?" The tourists looked curiously at the guys in national costumes.

"The reason why the guy dresses up like this is entirely because Mosuo girls think he looks good. It is different from our traditional men who think women are good-looking. Mosuo women think what kind of men are good-looking, and Mosuo men dress up like that. To please them."

"Hahaha……"

"They all wore felt hats and knives. Like cowboys."

Everyone looked, "Wow! Really!"

"Wow! Really!" He Huan imitated them exaggeratedly, "Now it's all about pleasing you tourists!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists chased after him.

When they caught up, they stopped him and didn't hit him.

He Huan said to them again: "Didn't you find that the real Mosuo people we went to at noon didn't wear national costumes at all?"

"Yes!" Everyone nodded as if waking up from a dream.

"Why don't they wear national costumes?" Everyone asked curiously.

"National costumes are very complicated, and many of them are woven by themselves. With more convenient, simpler and cheaper clothes, why do they ask for trouble? Their hair is tied up casually, and they don't wear big braids and wear a lot of jewelry.

The people you see in national costumes from head to toe are either scenic tour guides or actors.Not even a nation.You go to the store to rent a set and buy a set. You are more like Mosuo people than the one we went to at noon. "

The tourists couldn't stop laughing.

"Mosuo people come to Lugu Lake, so Lugu Lake is full of Mosuo people. In fact, there are other ethnic groups, including Han people, and some people come to do business.

But they have all become Mosuo people, all for making money, and they cannot be distinguished from their appearance alone.The stories they tell are only romantic or even obscene, all in order to fit the curiosity of some tourists. "

"In their shy culture, they don't talk about themselves and their lovers in public. So don't ask. I didn't ask them today. It's a private matter."

Everyone nodded. Today I just visited the house and didn't talk about personal feelings.

"Those who talk about their A-Xia and how many A-Xia they have can't be judged to be Mosuo people, at least not authentic Mosuo people."

"Yeah." The tourists nodded.

"You wouldn't ask a strange Han person how your girlfriend is? How? Right? If a stranger suddenly came to ask you about your girlfriend, you would think there was something wrong with him, wouldn't you?"

Everyone nodded.

"So don't treat them as objects of interest, be respectful."

Everyone felt that this tour guide was really nice, otherwise they might have crossed the boundary etiquette between people unknowingly because of curiosity.

But this is also something that residents of tourist destinations cannot escape.Because this kind of tourist destination based on folk culture has itself promoted them as commodities.It is also difficult for tourists to avoid looking at them with curious eyes.

"Many people come to walk the Marriage Bridge because it is the channel for the Mosuo people to walk to get married. In addition to pig trough boats and horse riding, they just walk the Marriage Bridge. Look at the direction.

There is only such a bridge on Lugu Lake.In fact, it is not just a walking marriage, just like pig trough boats also need to fight pigweed, and horses are also a means of travel.

It's just because love is always yearning, so this bridge for ordinary local residents to travel has become the best bridge in the world. "

The reeds on both sides of the bridge gradually became denser, He Huan stopped, "You lovers, let's go!"

After the tourists passed by, Long Teng walked over to him.

He Huan said, "Use an umbrella to cover it."

"Yeah." Thinking of the two of them hiding under their clothes in the morning, Long Teng blushed slightly.

A child came over with roses, "Brother, brother, buy flowers for sister!"

"No." He Huan said.

"He doesn't love you." The child turned to Long Teng and said.

"She is allergic." He Huan said.

The child left angrily.

Long Teng looked at him, "Who said I'm allergic?"

"You said it!" He Huan took her umbrella, lowered his head and hugged her, "You are allergic to Gesang flowers, aren't you allergic to roses? I even sang with wild roses in Stone City."

With his face flushed, Long Teng reached out to grab the umbrella, but he didn't.Looking up at him bitterly.

He Huan looked at her and smiled.

Long Teng lowered his head again, "What are you so proud of? There are flowers all over the ground and confidante! I haven't had allergies in 20 years, come out to see flowers or to see your woman coming?"

He Huan covered his face, "What is my woman? How can I have one?"

"I'm not one of those flowers of yours." Long Teng took the umbrella, "Take your tricks away from me!"

Holding a small umbrella to cover her face, He Huan walked outside her umbrella, "I'm just using an analogy. I think women are as beautiful as flowers, with various forms. But I didn't pick flowers casually."

"You don't. You are like those romantic talents who compose a poem casually, making others famous and touching others' hearts, and everyone praises your talent and romance.

Then you go to another place to write a poem.Those girls like you, think of you when they see flowers, think they are different, but what about you? "

Long Tengyang opened the umbrella and looked at him, "Aside from making people sad and never forgetting, what else can you give them? You once praised them like flowers? You don't think of them when you see flowers. It's the one who thinks of them when you see flowers. Woman. Isn't that sad?"

Suddenly tears welled up in her eyes.

He Huan felt pain and reached out to hug her.

Long Teng turned his head, "I'm not those women, and I won't be moved by your casual words."

He Huan lowered his hands, women's minds were full of twists and turns, he didn't expect them to think of him and other women when they saw the flowers.

He didn't understand why a woman's mind was so complicated. He pondered for a long time, "Thank you for telling me this. I will definitely be more cautious in my words and deeds in the future. But I..."

He Huan didn't know how to explain it, but he would definitely think of her when he saw Haicaihua.Gesanghua and wild rose, he just took local materials and compared them casually, but he had never seen sea cauliflower before, so he felt like her.

Appearance, posture, and now I find that—and character, there is no room for any impurities.

He Huan was a little worried.

She was obviously very happy when he said that she was like sea cauliflower, but when she saw Gesanghua, she suddenly became unhappy!
She probably thought he treated her like everyone else?

"I will never compare women to flowers in the future. Just look at flowers as you like."

"It's none of my business whether you compare flowers or not! It's none of your business whether I see flowers or not!" Long Teng walked away quickly.

He Huan stood behind, smiled, and sighed again.Maybe Miss Long is right, he is cheap, right?He actually thought it was cute that Long girl didn't care about him.

No matter what, a woman who can tell why she is angry is great, right?
He Huan hurried to catch up with the little white dragon group again.

Tourists walk on the bridge covered by winding reeds by themselves, regardless of the guide.

There are many tourist groups on the Marriage Bridge, and many tour guides are explaining, but the little white dragon is gone.

A female tour guide in Mosuo clothing explained in front, attracting many tourists to listen.

The little white dragon group also leaned over to listen.

"Our goddess Gemu is the most beautiful girl in the Mosuo village. There are so many mountains around Lugu Lake, and these male mountain gods are all her lovers. But her favorite lover is a male mountain god from afar.

One day, Goddess Gemu was having a tryst with a male mountain god by the Lugu Lake in Hualou.

Goddess Gemu heard the sound of horseshoes and chased after her. Seeing the male mountain god who had come from a long way away, she hurriedly chased after him. After three days and three nights of chasing, she did not catch up. Only a footprint of a horseshoe was seen. Goddess Gemu was heartbroken and burst into tears. Flowing with horseshoe prints became Lugu Lake.

The male mountain god who walked away looked back and was very sad, so he sprinkled a few lumps of silver into the lake, and it became a few small islands in the lake.

Dear male gods from afar, although we Mosuo girls have many lovers, we love you the most!Don't leave, we Mosuo girls will be sad! "

"Hahaha..." All the male tourists around her laughed and made some nasty jokes, and she answered back and forth.

The little white dragon group ran back quickly, and angrily grabbed the little white dragon, "How could the tour guide say that about their goddess?"

An indignant narrative.

"Little Bailongtuan, you go to listen to other people's explanations, aren't you looking for trouble?" He Huan looked at them.

The tourists laughed and said, "It's not because you didn't tell us after you left."

"I've been talking all the way."

Everyone laughed too, yeah!One day around the lake, Xiao Bailong was explaining almost everything, no matter when he got in or out of the car.

Everyone pulled He Huan and walked to the Mosuo costumed female guide surrounded by the crowd.

She was talking about the Mosuo boy climbing the flower building and climbing to the aunt's room by mistake, but the aunt didn't say a word, and the girl waited all night...

All kinds of descriptions made the male tourists around her laugh.

The little white dragon group frowned at the fair and pretty female tour guide, and pushed He Huan, "Little white dragon! Sing! Sing Mosuo songs!"

When they made a fuss, the tourists around also found Xiaobailong and shouted: "It's Xiaobailong, the prince of Yunzhou antiphonal song!"

"Sing! Sing! Little White Dragon sing!" The onlookers booed together.

He Huan was also made uncomfortable by her insult to Mosuo culture just now. The culture spread by some tour guides is really vulgar and distorted, hurting the aborigines in the name of the aborigines.

So he sang generously: "Azhu hey Azhu hey, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..."

After singing a paragraph, she looked at the female tour guide with a smile on her face.

The onlookers clapped and applauded, Xiaobailong lived up to his reputation!Can sing ethnic minority songs that I can't understand at all but are pleasant to hear.

The little white dragon group looked at the female tour guide, "It's your turn! This is the marriage love song that you Mosuo people will sing!"

(End of this chapter)