Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 291 Killing a person in ten steps

A boy leaning against a tree to rest brushed his hair, raised his head, a long strand of silk hung down his face, and hurried away in fright, "What is this? Is this a spider's web?"

"Really!" Everyone looked over, and the branches in the woods were covered with long gray-green threads.

"Not like a spider's web, like a tree with beards!"

He Huan said: "It's not a spider web. You're right. Tibetans call it tree beard. Sea cauliflower is a water quality detector, and this tree beard is an air detector. You can only see it in places where the air quality reaches the first class."

"Oh!" Everyone immediately relaxed, touching the long silk.

"You call it Tree Beard, its scientific name is Changsongluo, the Book of Songs calls it Nvluo, and its stage name is Cloud Mist Grass."

Everyone laughed, "Gradually advanced!"

"Tquat and Nvluo were given to pines and cypresses. I didn't see a gentleman, but I was worried. I saw a gentleman, and I said it."

"Ah!" Everyone looked at Nuluo, and suddenly felt different.The lovers cuddled together and became romantic.

He Huan watched them show their affection, so he poured cold water on them, "This is a poem about the reunion of relatives and friends. It means that brothers are like female roses, attached to pines and cypresses, and interdependent.

This is not wrong, the female dill grows attached to the tree, absorbs the nutrients of the tree, and at the same time helps the tree to carry out photosynthesis.The ancestors in the Book of Songs understood this relationship very well.

Just say that I go to a relative's house as a guest like a girl, and the host is like a pine and cypress.I was very worried when I didn't see the master, but when I saw the master, I was very happy, and everyone gathered together. "

The lovers covered their faces that they pretended to be affectionate, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Of course, many of the Book of Songs have been quoted by us as love poems. It's like holding a son's hand and being in the same robe with a son. They are originally about brotherhood and friendship.

But now girls can hold hands with girls, girls can hold hands with boys, and when two boys hold hands, everyone will look sideways. "

"Hahaha……"

The boy resting on the tree next to He Huan suddenly grabbed his hand, "Then I want to break the taboo! Show brotherhood!"

The tourists laughed.

He Huan shook his hand, and his girlfriend immediately picked up the phone to record this wonderful scene!
Amid everyone's laughter, He Huan shook his hand away, thinking: it's still more comfortable to hold Miss Long's hand.

Glancing at her who was standing behind, he said: "But Li Bai really wrote: the king is a female dill, and the concubine is a dodder. Lingering to the end of the world."

The tourists laughed, "Did you make it up?"

"It's not fabricated." He Huan said, "The light strips are not self-introduced, but to chase the spring breeze. Hundreds of feet are entrusted to the pine, and the lingering family becomes a family..."

In the infinite yearning of the lovers, He Huan finished reading this lingering poem, "There were very few women who read books in ancient times, but they were also delicate in their thoughts, and they wanted to express themselves! What should I do?

Of course it is the responsibility of us male poets!Otherwise, have you read the book for nothing?So Li Bai often substitutes himself as the heroine and writes some poems about complaining women. "

The tourists laughed.

"He didn't just kill a person in ten steps, he didn't stay behind for a thousand miles, and he just brushed his clothes away, Li Baiha, who has hidden his achievements and fame!"

The tourists couldn't help laughing.

"Nvluo was often used by the ancients to refer to newlyweds. This poem means that husband and wife depend on each other. I will not have two minds at home. I will only think about my husband. When you are away, don't be nice to other women!"

Everyone laughed, and the girls held the boys' arms and leaned on their shoulders, all smiling.

"Although many people think that this poem expresses Li Bai's unrecognized talents, I don't think we should interpret the author's thoughts too much. Li Bai has traveled so many places and seen so many women. Isn't it normal to write a poem for them?

Why bother with grand ambitions?How can one become a poet if there is no love for children?Nowadays, many books always feel that the relationship between children and daughters cannot be put on the table, and they must be served with family and country feelings for everyone to enjoy.No fun ha! "

Everyone smiled and looked at him.

"This is a good poem. In fact, many poets have written such boudoir poems. Poets are more sensitive! If poets cannot understand women, who else in this world understands women?
That's why women and children know it, and Liu Ci can be sung by wells and water.Men don't like to express, but women like to share.The names of many poets have lasted through the ages, and they were all spread by women!

They write, they sing, to honor the women we have loved to share and spread for thousands of years. "

The female tourists looked at him happily, and really felt that Xiao Bailong was very gentle and appreciated women.

"Look, I have brought so many tourists, and the touching travel notes are basically written by female tourists. What are the male tourists doing? They just pat me on the shoulder: brother, let's go! I won't say another word."

The female tourists leaned forward and back together, and the male tourists covered their faces one after another, "Okay! Xiao Bailong has a grudge. In order to prevent you from writing poems about women, we will publicize it for you when we get back!"

Just such a plant, after talking so much, a group of individual travelers around them were also full of smiles, reluctant to leave.

I really feel that Xiao Bailong is different from other tour guides. His explanation makes every plant and tree feel emotional, historical and cultural!

When everyone looked at the female dill entangled and hanging on the branches, they also felt a little more sentimental.

Where is Treebeard?That's a girl!

He Huan told them about Nuluo, and had enough rest, and led them to move on.

The group of individual travelers followed behind them, and a man kept observing Long Teng, and found that the little white dragons were all in pairs, and only this glamorous big beauty was alone.

Then he opened his fingers and wiped the cock's head that was shaved on both sides and caught in the middle, and walked to Long Teng in a posture that he thought he was handsome, and stretched out the phone in front of her, "Is that Miss Long? Can you add a WeChat?"

He Huan suddenly turned around, turned around and walked across the little white dragon group, holding Long Teng's hand, "Why do you always walk behind? Walk beside me." Pulling behind, the rooster's head was separated.

Rooster looked at him and walked away resentfully.

The few individual travelers who were with him all left.

The little white dragon group leaned against the side of the road, let them pass, and waited for them to pass before saying: "Why is it so disgusting? Rubbing our tour guide and harassing us?"

He Huan pulled Long Teng to the front, "Leave them alone." He walked slowly while admiring the scenery.

Long Teng walked beside him and was held by his hand.

Although this is not the first time to hold hands in front of everyone, we also held hands in Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, but the road was slippery at that time.It's very different now.

But everyone is used to their unusual relationship, and they didn't pay much attention to it.

"Oh! It's good to be a tour guide! Sleeping with women everywhere! Tourists are also welcome! I want to be a tour guide!" Rooster head suddenly said loudly after walking away.

The little white dragon group was furious and wanted to catch up.

"Don't make trouble!" He Huan stopped them, "In this high-altitude area, you will faint when you stand up."

Seeing that they didn't respond, Rooster head yelled at his companions again: "The tour guide is the worst! I used to sleep with the female tour guide of the group and the driver! I slept with other tour guides! I slept with tourists! Their circle of men and women is very chaotic!
Those female tourists who come out alone are often deceived by these male guides!They are all master hunters!I don't follow the group now, see through!The tour guides are cheating, abducting and messing around!Dirty! "

The little white dragon group was furious.He Huan picked up the phone, "I'm Xiaobailong, I have a rooster head with a bunch of red hairs on its head..."

Everyone lost their temper and looked at him with a smile.

"I don't mind him explaining. But he harassed the female tourists in my group. I protected my female tourists, but he slandered the tour guide. Please pay more attention."

After that, I sent the audio recording and the photo of the rooster head.

Xiaobailongtuan laughed secretly, "Xiaobailong, have you called the police yet?"

"Called the security office of the scenic spot, let them handle it."

A group of people walked slowly, taking pictures, and several groups of tourists had already passed by.Seeing that some senior groups still wear uniform hats, you can know that they are a group.

Passing by the little white dragon group, listening to He Huan's explanation, he was urged to leave by the group members.

The tourists of the Little White Dragon Group asked strangely: "Don't they have a tour guide? Why do they all come to rub against our tour guide!"

"Other tour guides generally don't come in." He Huan said, "Tell the tourists the assembly time and wait outside. The group tour usually takes three hours. Those who come in the morning go out at noon, and those who come in the afternoon go out in the evening. So they leave in a hurry .”

"They are so pitiful!"

"So! I'm the only one who will take you for a leisurely stroll in a park and tell you stories."

"Hahaha..." the tourists said happily, "Little Bailong is the best!"

"Then what happens when they go out late?"

"The tour guide will urge you, the driver and all the tourists in the car are waiting for you, what do you think will happen to everyone?"

"Oh!" The little white dragon group sighed leisurely, "It's too pitiful for them! They are in such a hurry to come out to play!"

"Most group tours are like this. They have two or three scenic spots a day, and they have to go into the store. When applying for a group, they only look at the number of scenic spots, not the quality.

Like Cangshan and Pudacuo, if there is no day, how can it be called tourism?Then I went back and said that Cangshan Mountain is a mountain bag, and Pudacuo is a water bubble. "

The tourists laughed. Pudacuo was already the last scenic spot of the little white dragon group, and everyone was very reluctant to part with it.

After the dark tourists passed by, they slowly enjoyed the beautiful scenery and listened to He Huan talking about the plants and trees on the roadside and the rare animals that haunted the forest as leisurely as them.

I rested and took photos while walking, and arrived at the boarding point on the other side of Shudu Lake. The Jigongtou and his partners were still there. When I saw the little white dragon, the Jigongtou's eyes were as red as his cockscomb.

The assistant policeman stepped forward, "Xiao Bailong, now the tourist is willing to apologize to you." Look at that rooster head.

Ji Gongtou walked up to He Huan, then looked at Long Teng beside him, his eyes were full of jealousy and resentment, "I'm sorry!"

"I don't have time to accept your apology right now."

"I've already apologized, what else do you want?" Ji Gongtou roared angrily, "Can a famous tour guide play a big role?"

He Huan didn't even look at him, but looked at the auxiliary policeman, "I'm leading the group now, and we can talk about other things after leading the group."

"Then when will you lead the group?" Ji Gongtou roared.

"Then it has nothing to do with you." He Huan finally glanced at him and let Xiaobailongtuan get into the car.

"If you don't accept the apology, they won't let me get in the car!"

He Huan ignored him, waited for the tourists to get on the bus, and got on the bus himself.

Ji Gongtou rushed up the car door, eyes puffed up, "Little Bailong! It's not over, right?" Pointing at him with his index finger, "Okay! Remember! I'll never end with you!"

Two police officers pulled him down, and the driver closed the door.

The little white dragon group looked at the irritable cock who was dragged down by the assistant police, and smiled.

(End of this chapter)