Road idiot tour guide
Chapter 333 Gangnam Style
Chapter 333 Gangnam Style
He Huan stood up, "Are you going to the Xingguang Night Market?"
"Okay!" After sitting for a while, everyone still wanted to go and see the excitement.
Almost all the lights of the Lancang River come from the opposite bank, and the sound of singing and dancing, drum music, and voices from all over the world all come from the other bank.
Everyone stood up and followed He Huan.Jinghong is still easy to know the way, and a bridge in the shape of a peacock connects the two sides.He Huan led them towards the bridge.
"Is the opposite side the most prosperous?"
He Huan said: "Yes. Tell Zhuang Xishuangjing to build a comprehensive tourist resort with an investment of 40 billion."
"what!"
"Is it a scenic spot?"
"What do you think?" He Huan said, "Gaozhuang Xishuangjing is a Dai language, meaning nine pagodas and twelve villages. Including the landmark Shwedagon Pagoda, they are not traditional Buddhist pagodas, but built for tourism."
"Ah! I always thought there was a lot of history!" A tourist said, "I thought it was a historic site when I came here before!"
"It doesn't matter whether it is a historic site or a modern building, as long as it looks good!" He Huan said, "Including the entire Gaozhuang, these buildings with a Southeast Asian style were built later. I can fool so many of you into thinking that it is an ancient city." , indicating that it was a success!"
"Hahaha……"
"The first stop for most tourists to Banna is Gaozhuang. Therefore, Gaozhuang is a distribution center for tourists. Those who open inns, bars, restaurants and stalls are all foreigners, and those who come to play are also foreigners.
The goal of its construction is indeed to reproduce the prosperity of Jinghong in ancient times.But unlike Dali and Lijiang, which is indeed an ancient city, the scenic spots in Gaozhuang are set up for the purpose of turning it into a tourist area.
Most of the historical attractions in Jinghong, such as the Manting Garden known as the Royal Garden of the Dai King, and the Zongfo Temple are more than 1000 years old, but they are opposite Gaozhuang, which is our side. "
"what!"
"I always thought that the Shwedagon Pagoda was the Zongfo Temple! A scenic spot!" said a tourist.
"No, no." He Huan shook his head, "The Zongfo Temple is a holy place of Theravada Buddhism, and there is no entrance fee."
Looking at the Shwedagon Pagoda, He Huan said: "The Shwedagon Pagoda is so brilliant and golden, it looks very new. It doesn't matter how soon it was born. If you come back after 1000 years, it is also a scenic spot! You can also say that you have witnessed its growth." brilliant!"
The tourists laughed.
"Although the Shwedagon Pagoda was just topped out a few years ago, as a landmark building in Gaozhuang, it is connected to the Xingguang Night Market, Lancang River, Liuguo Floating Market, inns, restaurants, and the entire tourist area has been built very successfully.
Let tourists feel in the ancient city of Dai people in the modern integrated tourist area.Our side does not have such a strong tropical atmosphere.So tourists are willing to go to Gaozhuang. "
"What about the locals?" the tourists asked curiously, "Where did the locals go?"
"The locals are here where we live." He Huan stopped after he had reached the Peacock Bridge, "This bridge divides Jinghong into two parts, Jiangnan and Jiangbei.
Jiangbei is a tourist area, where food, accommodation, transportation, shopping and entertainment are very convenient.Especially for accommodation, most of them are homestays, which can be settled for an ordinary one or two hundred.For the last four or five hundred, there will be a swimming pool or Linjiang.
Gangnam District is the urban area.Government agencies, hospitals, schools, communities, etc. are all located in Jiangnan District.Of course, Gangnam District is not all locals.
High-end luxury hotels are basically concentrated in Jiangnan.Large real estate developers also acquire land in whole blocks to build tourism complexes.For example, Wanda Tourist Resort is a cultural and tourism site. "
"This is Gangnam style." A tourist said.
"Yes!" He Huan sang, "Ouba Jiangnan style..."
"Hahahaha..." A group of people danced Jiangnan style on the bridge.
He Huan ran away quickly, feeling that he was bringing a group of psychopaths.Everyone laughed and ran after him.
The signs of the Peacock Bridge and the Shwedagon Pagoda are too obvious, and the Starlight Night Market is a sea of lights.So He Huan took them there without getting lost.
"You can buy the small things inside if you want, but it is not recommended to buy expensive things here!" He Huan reminded.
Everyone nodded and walked in.
Afraid of getting lost, He Huan followed the largest group of people.
Although the tour guides said that this is a tourist market, it is also his first time here to see the excitement.
The Starlight Night Market is really lively, like an internet celebrity photo studio, where people rent ethnic costumes and take photos.
Selling handicrafts, jade antiques, specialty snacks.It is really no different from the tourist characteristic streets all over the country, just Yiwu Small Commodity Market.
But it is still a small commodity market with a Southeast Asian style. Although the bosses inside speak various accents, tourists also speak various accents.But many bosses still wear Dai costumes with a sense of professionalism, and many tourists also wear national costumes.
He Huan likes to watch the excitement, and follows them to look around.
Turning around, I met two tourists who were running away, and said happily: "We actually met a fellow! A buddy who sells Dai-style dumplings!"
"Dai-flavored dumplings are chopped spiders made into stuffing?" He Huan said.
"Ah!" The two held their hands on their chests, "Don't talk about it, Xiao Bailong! We still ate it!"
"Hahaha..." He Huan laughed loudly, "It should be dipped in Nanmi instead of vinegar?"
"Yeah!" The two nodded, and then they didn't spit it out.
It was too crowded inside, and it was really hot in Banna. Even though it was already November, everyone was still sweating.
This group of tourists still like to relax and relax. After seeing the excitement, they don’t want to go shopping anymore. They all ran to He Huan, "Let's go! Let's go out!"
Everyone squeezed out, bought juice at the entrance and drank it.The fruit in Banna is not generally rich, and the freshly squeezed juice is really good.
A group of people are walking along the Lancang River, blowing the comfortable evening breeze, looking at the bright lights, and listening to the hustle and bustle.
"It's better to watch the Starlight Night Market outside the Starlight Night Market."
He Huan said with a smile: "Yes. So the resort hotels are all built in Jiangnan, to watch the excitement, not join in the excitement. Standing high above, overlooking the fireworks in the world, it should be the Jiangnan style you are after."
"Hahaha..." The tourists pushed him and started dancing horseback again.
I jumped across the river all the way and returned to the hotel. It was almost eleven o'clock.He Huan was a little confused, looking at the villas hidden in the plantain palm forest amidst the blurred lights, he didn't know which one he lived in?
A guy hugged him, "Let's go!"
He Huan saw that this was a tourist who was transiting in Spring City, and he lived in the same building as him!He was carried away with peace of mind.
Other tourists also walked to their guest rooms, and He Huan waved, "Go to bed early! Wear light shoes tomorrow! Be careful of sun protection!"
"Okay! Good night, little white dragon!" The tourists waved their hands. It seemed that everyone knew where they lived, but everyone didn't know that the tour guide didn't know where they lived.
Back in the room, the driver was already lying on the bed.
He Huan met him when he was arranging to invite him to dinner, and He Huan said with a smile, "Brother Zhou, it's been a long journey."
"It's not hard." Master Zhou touched the bed, "I've never stayed in such a good hotel! It's comfortable to sleep in! I used to live in the company's escort room. Lao Feng said that with your group, it's a vacation! We all want to try Try it!"
He Huan smiled, although the tour guides didn't say anything, He Huan also knew that the drivers were scolding him, which was much worse than the tour guides!After all, drivers also rely on commissions from shopping stores.Now as soon as the new regulations are implemented, they will be gone.
Seeing his forced smile, Master Zhou said, "Really! Everyone in your group envies me. To be honest, every driver wants to experience the Little White Dragon Group.
In fact, everyone is making noise to eat, and the driver also has to eat.Now tourists are self-guided and self-driving tours, and high-speed trains and planes are very convenient.
We have also become more and more difficult to do these years, and we get less and less.Now the new regulation group, as long as we are given a suitable salary, everyone will still do it.
We all know that the little white dragon group has the best conditions. They live in five-star hotels and luxury hotels, and they all have rooms with a view.Eat well, as well as meal supplements. "
Master Zhou's words are reasonable, he is a sensible person, and He Huan feels at ease, and he doesn't have to worry about cooperating with the driver.To be honest, I was a little worried before.
He Huan sat down on the edge of the bed, "Have you eaten yet?"
"I ate. I didn't get to the hotel until I ate."
"Okay, get up for dinner at 07:30 tomorrow, leave for the botanical garden at 08:30, and visit for a day. If you want to go in, go in, and if you don't want to go in, just wait outside."
"I won't go in." Master Zhou shook his head, "But it's really comfortable to be with your group. It turns out that there are several scenic spots and shopping stores a day, and you run around. You only have one scenic spot in a day. I will be idle when I deliver it."
"Yeah." He Huan said, "The botanical garden is so big that it won't last a day."
After taking a shower and lying on the bed, I didn't want to talk to the man anymore. I looked sideways at the Lancang River, and the Shwedagon Pagoda on the opposite side was still so shining.
Looking at the phone, Miss Long didn't reply to the message, so she was calm!
I had to start by myself: Good night.
Long Teng replied in seconds: Yes.
He Huan laughed, and then pressed the remote control to close the electric curtains, and fell asleep sweetly.
The next day, after breakfast at the hotel, He Huan took the tourists into the car and introduced: "This is our driver for the whole journey in Banna, Master Zhou."
Master Zhou smiled and nodded, "It's a pleasure to serve you!"
The tourists also laughed and said, "Thank you, Master Zhou!"
He Huan also laughed, very good.Some masters always think that serving tourists is the job of tour guides, and he just drives.I even often have conflicts with tourists, and I need tour guides to deal with them.
A high-quality group should have a high-quality master. I don't know how he was before, but at least He Huan is very satisfied now.
Master Zhou started the car, and He Huan stood in front of the tour guide seat and explained to everyone: "Today we are going to the Banna Tropical Botanical Garden. It is a national [-]A-level scenic spot and the largest botanical garden with the richest species in my country. The tour time is one day. all day.
At noon, we ate in the botanical garden. There were not many serious meals in it, and they were all snacks.Everyone just fill up their stomachs casually, and let's eat and drink when we come back at night! "
"Good!" The tourists cheered.
Master Zhou also drove the car with a smile on his face, which really stirred up the atmosphere.
After explaining the geographical orientation and construction history of the botanical garden, we arrived at the botanical garden.
The tourists looked out the windows excitedly, unbuckled their seat belts and prepared to get out of the car.
A group of men in blue armbands stepped forward.
It seemed that the visitor was not kind, and seeing Master Zhou's panicked face, He Huan immediately raised his hand to signal the tourists to sit down.
(End of this chapter)
He Huan stood up, "Are you going to the Xingguang Night Market?"
"Okay!" After sitting for a while, everyone still wanted to go and see the excitement.
Almost all the lights of the Lancang River come from the opposite bank, and the sound of singing and dancing, drum music, and voices from all over the world all come from the other bank.
Everyone stood up and followed He Huan.Jinghong is still easy to know the way, and a bridge in the shape of a peacock connects the two sides.He Huan led them towards the bridge.
"Is the opposite side the most prosperous?"
He Huan said: "Yes. Tell Zhuang Xishuangjing to build a comprehensive tourist resort with an investment of 40 billion."
"what!"
"Is it a scenic spot?"
"What do you think?" He Huan said, "Gaozhuang Xishuangjing is a Dai language, meaning nine pagodas and twelve villages. Including the landmark Shwedagon Pagoda, they are not traditional Buddhist pagodas, but built for tourism."
"Ah! I always thought there was a lot of history!" A tourist said, "I thought it was a historic site when I came here before!"
"It doesn't matter whether it is a historic site or a modern building, as long as it looks good!" He Huan said, "Including the entire Gaozhuang, these buildings with a Southeast Asian style were built later. I can fool so many of you into thinking that it is an ancient city." , indicating that it was a success!"
"Hahaha……"
"The first stop for most tourists to Banna is Gaozhuang. Therefore, Gaozhuang is a distribution center for tourists. Those who open inns, bars, restaurants and stalls are all foreigners, and those who come to play are also foreigners.
The goal of its construction is indeed to reproduce the prosperity of Jinghong in ancient times.But unlike Dali and Lijiang, which is indeed an ancient city, the scenic spots in Gaozhuang are set up for the purpose of turning it into a tourist area.
Most of the historical attractions in Jinghong, such as the Manting Garden known as the Royal Garden of the Dai King, and the Zongfo Temple are more than 1000 years old, but they are opposite Gaozhuang, which is our side. "
"what!"
"I always thought that the Shwedagon Pagoda was the Zongfo Temple! A scenic spot!" said a tourist.
"No, no." He Huan shook his head, "The Zongfo Temple is a holy place of Theravada Buddhism, and there is no entrance fee."
Looking at the Shwedagon Pagoda, He Huan said: "The Shwedagon Pagoda is so brilliant and golden, it looks very new. It doesn't matter how soon it was born. If you come back after 1000 years, it is also a scenic spot! You can also say that you have witnessed its growth." brilliant!"
The tourists laughed.
"Although the Shwedagon Pagoda was just topped out a few years ago, as a landmark building in Gaozhuang, it is connected to the Xingguang Night Market, Lancang River, Liuguo Floating Market, inns, restaurants, and the entire tourist area has been built very successfully.
Let tourists feel in the ancient city of Dai people in the modern integrated tourist area.Our side does not have such a strong tropical atmosphere.So tourists are willing to go to Gaozhuang. "
"What about the locals?" the tourists asked curiously, "Where did the locals go?"
"The locals are here where we live." He Huan stopped after he had reached the Peacock Bridge, "This bridge divides Jinghong into two parts, Jiangnan and Jiangbei.
Jiangbei is a tourist area, where food, accommodation, transportation, shopping and entertainment are very convenient.Especially for accommodation, most of them are homestays, which can be settled for an ordinary one or two hundred.For the last four or five hundred, there will be a swimming pool or Linjiang.
Gangnam District is the urban area.Government agencies, hospitals, schools, communities, etc. are all located in Jiangnan District.Of course, Gangnam District is not all locals.
High-end luxury hotels are basically concentrated in Jiangnan.Large real estate developers also acquire land in whole blocks to build tourism complexes.For example, Wanda Tourist Resort is a cultural and tourism site. "
"This is Gangnam style." A tourist said.
"Yes!" He Huan sang, "Ouba Jiangnan style..."
"Hahahaha..." A group of people danced Jiangnan style on the bridge.
He Huan ran away quickly, feeling that he was bringing a group of psychopaths.Everyone laughed and ran after him.
The signs of the Peacock Bridge and the Shwedagon Pagoda are too obvious, and the Starlight Night Market is a sea of lights.So He Huan took them there without getting lost.
"You can buy the small things inside if you want, but it is not recommended to buy expensive things here!" He Huan reminded.
Everyone nodded and walked in.
Afraid of getting lost, He Huan followed the largest group of people.
Although the tour guides said that this is a tourist market, it is also his first time here to see the excitement.
The Starlight Night Market is really lively, like an internet celebrity photo studio, where people rent ethnic costumes and take photos.
Selling handicrafts, jade antiques, specialty snacks.It is really no different from the tourist characteristic streets all over the country, just Yiwu Small Commodity Market.
But it is still a small commodity market with a Southeast Asian style. Although the bosses inside speak various accents, tourists also speak various accents.But many bosses still wear Dai costumes with a sense of professionalism, and many tourists also wear national costumes.
He Huan likes to watch the excitement, and follows them to look around.
Turning around, I met two tourists who were running away, and said happily: "We actually met a fellow! A buddy who sells Dai-style dumplings!"
"Dai-flavored dumplings are chopped spiders made into stuffing?" He Huan said.
"Ah!" The two held their hands on their chests, "Don't talk about it, Xiao Bailong! We still ate it!"
"Hahaha..." He Huan laughed loudly, "It should be dipped in Nanmi instead of vinegar?"
"Yeah!" The two nodded, and then they didn't spit it out.
It was too crowded inside, and it was really hot in Banna. Even though it was already November, everyone was still sweating.
This group of tourists still like to relax and relax. After seeing the excitement, they don’t want to go shopping anymore. They all ran to He Huan, "Let's go! Let's go out!"
Everyone squeezed out, bought juice at the entrance and drank it.The fruit in Banna is not generally rich, and the freshly squeezed juice is really good.
A group of people are walking along the Lancang River, blowing the comfortable evening breeze, looking at the bright lights, and listening to the hustle and bustle.
"It's better to watch the Starlight Night Market outside the Starlight Night Market."
He Huan said with a smile: "Yes. So the resort hotels are all built in Jiangnan, to watch the excitement, not join in the excitement. Standing high above, overlooking the fireworks in the world, it should be the Jiangnan style you are after."
"Hahaha..." The tourists pushed him and started dancing horseback again.
I jumped across the river all the way and returned to the hotel. It was almost eleven o'clock.He Huan was a little confused, looking at the villas hidden in the plantain palm forest amidst the blurred lights, he didn't know which one he lived in?
A guy hugged him, "Let's go!"
He Huan saw that this was a tourist who was transiting in Spring City, and he lived in the same building as him!He was carried away with peace of mind.
Other tourists also walked to their guest rooms, and He Huan waved, "Go to bed early! Wear light shoes tomorrow! Be careful of sun protection!"
"Okay! Good night, little white dragon!" The tourists waved their hands. It seemed that everyone knew where they lived, but everyone didn't know that the tour guide didn't know where they lived.
Back in the room, the driver was already lying on the bed.
He Huan met him when he was arranging to invite him to dinner, and He Huan said with a smile, "Brother Zhou, it's been a long journey."
"It's not hard." Master Zhou touched the bed, "I've never stayed in such a good hotel! It's comfortable to sleep in! I used to live in the company's escort room. Lao Feng said that with your group, it's a vacation! We all want to try Try it!"
He Huan smiled, although the tour guides didn't say anything, He Huan also knew that the drivers were scolding him, which was much worse than the tour guides!After all, drivers also rely on commissions from shopping stores.Now as soon as the new regulations are implemented, they will be gone.
Seeing his forced smile, Master Zhou said, "Really! Everyone in your group envies me. To be honest, every driver wants to experience the Little White Dragon Group.
In fact, everyone is making noise to eat, and the driver also has to eat.Now tourists are self-guided and self-driving tours, and high-speed trains and planes are very convenient.
We have also become more and more difficult to do these years, and we get less and less.Now the new regulation group, as long as we are given a suitable salary, everyone will still do it.
We all know that the little white dragon group has the best conditions. They live in five-star hotels and luxury hotels, and they all have rooms with a view.Eat well, as well as meal supplements. "
Master Zhou's words are reasonable, he is a sensible person, and He Huan feels at ease, and he doesn't have to worry about cooperating with the driver.To be honest, I was a little worried before.
He Huan sat down on the edge of the bed, "Have you eaten yet?"
"I ate. I didn't get to the hotel until I ate."
"Okay, get up for dinner at 07:30 tomorrow, leave for the botanical garden at 08:30, and visit for a day. If you want to go in, go in, and if you don't want to go in, just wait outside."
"I won't go in." Master Zhou shook his head, "But it's really comfortable to be with your group. It turns out that there are several scenic spots and shopping stores a day, and you run around. You only have one scenic spot in a day. I will be idle when I deliver it."
"Yeah." He Huan said, "The botanical garden is so big that it won't last a day."
After taking a shower and lying on the bed, I didn't want to talk to the man anymore. I looked sideways at the Lancang River, and the Shwedagon Pagoda on the opposite side was still so shining.
Looking at the phone, Miss Long didn't reply to the message, so she was calm!
I had to start by myself: Good night.
Long Teng replied in seconds: Yes.
He Huan laughed, and then pressed the remote control to close the electric curtains, and fell asleep sweetly.
The next day, after breakfast at the hotel, He Huan took the tourists into the car and introduced: "This is our driver for the whole journey in Banna, Master Zhou."
Master Zhou smiled and nodded, "It's a pleasure to serve you!"
The tourists also laughed and said, "Thank you, Master Zhou!"
He Huan also laughed, very good.Some masters always think that serving tourists is the job of tour guides, and he just drives.I even often have conflicts with tourists, and I need tour guides to deal with them.
A high-quality group should have a high-quality master. I don't know how he was before, but at least He Huan is very satisfied now.
Master Zhou started the car, and He Huan stood in front of the tour guide seat and explained to everyone: "Today we are going to the Banna Tropical Botanical Garden. It is a national [-]A-level scenic spot and the largest botanical garden with the richest species in my country. The tour time is one day. all day.
At noon, we ate in the botanical garden. There were not many serious meals in it, and they were all snacks.Everyone just fill up their stomachs casually, and let's eat and drink when we come back at night! "
"Good!" The tourists cheered.
Master Zhou also drove the car with a smile on his face, which really stirred up the atmosphere.
After explaining the geographical orientation and construction history of the botanical garden, we arrived at the botanical garden.
The tourists looked out the windows excitedly, unbuckled their seat belts and prepared to get out of the car.
A group of men in blue armbands stepped forward.
It seemed that the visitor was not kind, and seeing Master Zhou's panicked face, He Huan immediately raised his hand to signal the tourists to sit down.
(End of this chapter)
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