Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 336 I'm a flirt, but I'm not a flirt
Seeing him hang up the phone, the team leader smiled helplessly.

He Huan walked to the team leader, "Why are the inspectors so rude? They stop cars at the entrance of the scenic spot, and I feel that you can't do anything about them."

The team leader shook his head, "Fortunately, we are not just a scenic spot, but a scientific research unit of Chinese characters. They are quite polite. Other scenic spots don't use their cars, and they won't even let tourists in."

"Is it so powerful?" He Huan was surprised.

The team leader nodded, "For example, a day trip to the botanical garden usually sets up a village. The village is also a scenic spot, but it is mainly singing and dancing performances, and then sells things to tourists.

This kind of scenic spot has a contract with them. If there is no contract, they will not drive the car there.There is no way to go on with that scenic spot.If they become their agreement unit, they will always bring tourists to such scenic spots, and they will not come to regular scenic spots. "

He Huan frowned, "A passenger transportation company can actually control the scenic spot!"

The team leader smiled wryly, "You only control the scenic spots. You underestimate them. Travel agencies, tour guides, performing arts companies, shopping stores, all tourism-related enterprises and tourists in Banna must listen to them."

He Huan looked at the team leader in disbelief.

"We also hate them for disrupting order at our gate, but the security team in the scenic spot is limited. When they shout, hundreds of people come and block the entrance of the scenic spot. There is no way to control it. No one can control it."

He Huan couldn't understand, this is simply a car bandit and road tyrant, why no one can control it?
"We are the only five-A scenic spot in Banna. Tourists must come to Banna. They can't control it. But they are guarding at the gate. If it's not their car, they will make trouble.

In the past, Chuncheng's car also got off, and they seemed to be staring at their enemies, with long-standing grievances.Maybe because it's you this time, your reputation is too big, and your goal is too big, they obviously deliberately targeted you. "

"what?"

The team leader looked at him, "The whole province enforced the new regulations, and they all said you were responsible. They lived on the high kickbacks from shopping, and now you stood up and were the first to accept the new regulations.

We all know that you are coming to Banna, but they did not receive your request for a car. It is not difficult to guess that you must come to the Botanical Garden when you come to Banna.So they should have been ready to block you here. "

He Huan was speechless.

The team leader said: "In Banna, we still have to pay attention to safety."

"Thank you, Captain."

If they wanted to take him under the knife, if the team leader didn't come out and bring him in, they didn't know what would happen.

The tourists came out one after another, and the two stopped talking.

Let us continue to move forward.

Seeing an ordinary-looking tree, everyone paid no attention to it.

He Huan said: "This is called the blood-sealed throat tree."

The tourists immediately jumped three steps away.

He Huan caressed the tree trunk and said with a smile: "It is said that it was a Dai hunter who first discovered that the sap was highly poisonous in Banna. Once, the hunter was chased by a bear while hunting, so he quickly climbed up a big tree. Tree.

But the bear still refused to leave and climbed up the tree.The hunter was so wise that he broke off a branch and stabbed the bear, and a miracle happened!
The bear immediately fell off the tree and died.Since then, hunters in Banna have learned to smear this blood-sealed throat juice on their arrowheads for hunting. "

"So poisonous?" Everyone looked at the ugly tree in fear.

"What about people? What would happen if they were infected with Jianxue throat poison?" a tourist asked.

"Nine times up and down." He Huan patted the trunk, "It means that if a person is poisoned by seeing blood and sealing his throat, no matter if you take seven steps to a higher place or eight steps to a lower place, Step, as long as you reach the ninth step, you will fall to the ground and die."

"Ah!" A tourist next to him hastily pulled him away.

"What would happen if the banyan tree met the blood-sealed throat tree?" asked the girl who always hated strangling the banyan tree.

Everyone also looked at He Huan excitedly.

"Of course, hang it."

"Why?" Everyone was upset.

"Because the banyan tree has no blood."

The tourists were speechless.

"In addition to being highly poisonous, sealing the throat with blood can also be used as medicine."

"Can poison be used as medicine?"

"When you see blood, seal your throat, but if you don't see blood, you can enter your throat." He Huan said.

"Hahaha……"

Even so, everyone still dared not get close, and walked around the tree cautiously.

Coming out of the dense woods, I finally saw the sun.

The blue sky and white clouds are lush everywhere, like in midsummer, but unfortunately there are no flowers.

When they arrived at the exotic flowers and herbs garden, the tourists regretted: "Why are there no flowers now?"

"It's not the flowering season now, so I can only look at the trees and grass." The team leader said, "But the weather is fine now. It rains a few times a day in summer, and after the rain is over, it will be exposed to the sun."

He Huan said: "Don't look down on grass!"

Walking to the edge of a small garden, there is a piece of green grass half a person's height inside.

It looks like bamboo leaves, but softer and thinner than bamboo leaves.

Everyone followed He Huan and stopped, "What's so special about this grass? Why do you plant a piece of it alone in the exotic flower garden?"

"This is Dancing Grass." He Huan said, "It is also called Windless Automatic Grass and Passionate Grass. It likes sunshine, warm and humid environment. In short, it likes the tropics. On sunny days above 24 degrees, the leaves will automatically kiss."

"Wow!" Everyone's eyes widened, and they bent over to stare at the green and delicate grass.

He Huan looked at them, "If you want to see Xiaocao kiss, kiss yourself, wouldn't it be faster?"

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed, "Liar! I knew you were lying to us!"

He Huan continued: "With so many of you around, how does it kiss? Are you polite?"

"Hahaha……"

"Then if we don't watch it, how will we know if it will kiss or not? We can only listen to your lies!"

He Huan said with a smile: "When the rain is over, its pairs of leaves will embrace and dance together like lovers."

"Wow!"

"When the sun sets, it sticks the leaves to the branches and remains motionless."

"Wow!"

"I don't believe it, but I like being lied to by you!" said a girl.

He Huan said with a smile: "It is said that the Dancing Grass is an incarnation of a Dai girl who died in love in ancient times. A romantic young man sings love songs to her, and she can dance."

"Ah! Really?" The tourists stared excitedly.

The team leader smiled at them.

"Little White Dragon! Sing! You are the most affectionate and romantic!"

"If you don't sing and dance it today, you are lying to us!"

"Yes! It doesn't dance! You sing and dance!"

He Huan squatted down, looked at the dancing grass, and cleared his throat solemnly. Everyone laughed.

"Moonlight, the phoenix bamboo below oh oh oh
Soft and beautiful like a green mist oh oh oh
The Good Girl in the Bamboo House

dazzling like night pearls
Listen
How many affectionate gourd sheng
I poured out my heart's love to you
Hey

golden peacock girl

why don't you open it

your windows
......"

The dancing grass didn't respond, but the tourists were mesmerized and shook their heads.Other tourists also gathered around.

A scenic spot tour guide brought tourists over, saw the little white dragon singing, and quickly said: "Wait!" He called someone to send the gourd sheng to the dancing grass.

He Huan looked up at him, paused with a smile.

The team leader also looked at his tour guide with a smile, full of admiration, not bad!Dare to challenge the little white dragon!
Introduction: "Little Bailong! This is Yanpeng, our scenic tour guide, a master of gourd and sheng!"

Yanpeng looked at him brightly, and He Huan was not afraid.

Both tourists looked excitedly at their guides, hoping they would fight, not... hoped they would fight.

Soon, someone sent a gourd sheng to Yanpeng, and everyone's eyes lit up, it was time to fight!
Yanpeng took the gourd sheng into his mouth and looked at He Huan with a smile.

He Huan was not afraid either. He opened his mouth to sing and Yanpeng played the gourd sheng.

With an accompaniment, it sounds better.

Surrounding this piece of grass, there is a large circle of people, there is no sound, only the melodious accompaniment of the gourd sheng and the affectionate singing of the little white dragon.

Everyone was drunk and wanted to dance.Amorous Grass In the affectionate singing and confession of the two young men, the two fluffy little hands moved slowly.

"what!"

Everyone covered their mouths, for fear of disturbing her.

The small hands of Amorous Grass gently open and close, sometimes hugging and kissing, sometimes holding hands and sliding away, and the long leaves in the middle are also gently rotating.

It is pity.

That weak, elegant and affectionate posture is so suitable for this song!

The whole plant and the amorous grass in the whole garden are dancing and dancing gracefully.

Everyone surrounded them in amazement, not daring to make a sound.

The team leader took a mobile phone and recorded a video with a smile on his face.

Xiaobailong sang love songs with girls everywhere, and when he came to Banna, he sang love songs to Xiaocao with their boys, that must be recorded!
"Moonlight, the phoenix bamboo below oh oh oh
Soft and beautiful like a green mist oh oh oh
The Good Girl in the Bamboo House

Open the door and open the window for whom
Hey, it's the little white dragon from Spring City

Take this night pearl"

The tourists were dying of laughter, covering their mouths desperately, trembling.

Never seen such a brazen person!
Yanpeng also couldn't laugh or cry, the original word was obviously taken by Xiaoyanpeng, okay?Can this be changed?How shameless!Forget it, give up arguing with him and continue playing the gourd sheng.

The team leader also couldn't laugh or cry, how could someone be so shameless and cute?
"Hey
The golden peacock follows the little white dragon

together, go there
green fog
Hey hey hey..."

The tourists tried their best to hold back their laughter, and when he finished singing, they finally burst out laughing wildly.

He Huan stood up.

"I think this dancing grass will turn into a beautiful girl at night, and come to Xiaobailong to repay her kindness!" said a tourist.

People around laughed.

They all looked at him and applauded.

He Huan walked up to Yanpeng and shook his hand, "Good job!"

"You still sing well!"

He Huan smiled embarrassedly.

"The words have been changed even better!" Yanpeng added.

Everyone laughed, and He Huan covered his face and rushed out of the crowd.

The little white dragon group hurriedly chased after the tour guide.

Passing by a patch of mimosa, He Huan squatted down, stretched out his hand to caress, and the mimosa immediately closed its leaves tremblingly.

"Do you know what this is called?" He Huan looked at them.

"Flirting!" said one tourist.

The other tourists laughed.

He Huan was speechless, "This is called Mimosa! Don't you know Mimosa?"

"We know mimosas! I say you're a flirt!" the tourist corrected.

Everyone laughed again.

"Little Bailong, you really don't let grass go! Flirting with flowers everywhere!"

The team leader also smiled at him.

He Huan said seriously: "Whether you believe it or not, although I am a flirt, I am not a flirt."

"We don't believe it!"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan said: "Okay, let's be serious, do you know why they can move without wind?"

"Because you're a flirt!"

He Huan stood up pretending to be angry and left.

The tourists caught up with him and grabbed him, "Okay! Explain!"

"Give you a chance!"

"Sophistry!"

"Hahaha……"

The team leader looked at the happy little white dragon group and really admired him. At this moment, the tourists have completely forgotten the unhappiness in the morning.

(End of this chapter)