Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 357 Passing through thousands of flowers

After taking a sip of the self-roasted wine, the tourists squinted their eyes because it was so spicy.

He Huan picked up the chopsticks, "Su Dongpo said: no bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin. If you want to be both vulgar and not thin, eat bamboo shoots and boil meat."

Everyone laughed.

"So let's eat more of these bamboo shoots and boiled meat."

"Yes! These are the bamboo shoots you dug yourself, eat more." Mi Qiu said.

A farm feast has begun.

Chicken porridge, bamboo shoots boiled meat, grilled dry, sour bamboo shoots fish, cold Zhe Ergen, fried mushrooms and various wild vegetables.

This is really the taste of eating at my mother's house!

He Huan scooped up a bowl of chicken porridge for Xiaoge, and Mi Qiu went to get her a spoon, "This little girl is very cute, but she is shy. She refused to call her before. Maybe she didn't understand. I will follow you today, Don't be shy anymore."

He Huan also looked down at this soft and sticky little girl, and served her some food.

Jia Yong pushed the bowl in front of him, and He Huan brought him another dish.

Then he laughed and scolded: "Do you have any rules? Let the guests bring you food?"

He Huan said with a smile: "It's okay, it seems that he didn't treat me as an outsider."

"So I won't let him sit next to you, don't worry about him, he is so big, he can eat by himself." Mi Qiu said.

Some tourists are not used to drinking home-baked wine, and then they pour beer for them.

He Huan saw that Ms. Lan at the table next to her took a sip of the self-baked wine, and asked, "Ms. Lan, have you ever drank baijiu before?"

"Occasionally."

Since she said that, He Huan didn't know how much she drank, so it was hard to tell her to drink less.Besides, he is not the master.

Then he turned his head to look at Mi Qiu who was at the table, and Mi Qiu also picked up the cup to drink with Ms. Lan.

Minorities, I don’t persuade you, but if you are willing to drink, they are happy and will sacrifice their lives to accompany a gentleman.

While drinking, Ms. Lan and Mi Qiu hugged each other.They are about the same age, and they seem to have become girlfriends.

There was not a single table of food left, and everyone was full with wine and food, so everyone went to the yard.

The big golden retriever also got a plate of chicken racks and gnawed happily in the yard.

A group of cats chased after them with fish scales and blood on their beards.

Such a life in the mountains is under a beautiful sunset.

The tourists stood in the yard, "Brother Rangu, Sister Miqiu, your place is really beautiful!"

"Really?" The couple also looked at the sunset, maybe they were used to seeing it, but now they realized that the sunset is beautiful.

Covering the verdant mountains and villages with a layer of gauze.

At this time, it is so easy to miss people far away.At this time, I really want the person I love the most by my side.

They cuddled up to each other.Only Ms. Lan and He Huan looked at the sunset lonely.

Master Chen was not as sentimental as they were, squatting on the side smoking and petting the big golden retriever.

Jia Yong picked up a pile of small stones by the yard to build a house for Xiaoge.

A group of young girls and boys came from the road with bags of snacks, a case of beer, and musical instruments.

Everyone is still thinking about where they are going to visit relatives or perform?They stopped at the door and looked at Xiao Bailong.

"Little White Dragon! We're here to play with you!"

The tourists turned their heads to look at Xiao Bailong in surprise, and now he is not lonely anymore.

The Zuni boy said again: "I'm from the old village of Banpo. My father said that a young man brought a group of people to my house to buy tea. It's like the reincarnation of the tea god. You can tell the year and where the tea was made with just one sip."

The tourists looked at the little white dragon and laughed.Big brother Ran Gu and sister Mi Qiu looked at him in surprise.

"My dad said to keep you for dinner, but you said you lived in Girl Village. I knew you were in Banna, and I showed him your video, and my dad said it was you. So I called them to come together. Hehehe..."

The tourists looked at He Huan, and it turned out that this was the uncle's son.This guy should be the head of the boy, right?Bring a group of girls and boys to string a guy!

He Huan was very happy, "Thank you!"

Nowadays, young people from ethnic minorities are often exposed to the Internet, and it is normal to know him.

The girls and boys greeted Ran Miqiu again. According to their names, they all belonged to the nearby village.Some are still relatives.

Then Gu and Mi Qiu hurried in to clean up the dishes, and a few girls and boys ran to help.

After a few strokes, the dishes and dishes on the dining table were removed, wiped clean, snacks and beer were placed, and the microphone was plugged in.

Instantly the living room becomes a bar.

He Huan called Boss Xiao: "A group of Zunni people came to play with me and drink. Are you here to pick up Xiaoge?"

"Let's play too!"

After a while, Boss Xiao and his wife came running, and Mi Qiu and Ran quickly dragged them in.

Everyone gathered in the bar that was temporarily arranged. A boy from Zuni knocked on the bamboo tube, and other girls and boys played the guitar and played the bau.

A Zuni girl took a microphone and sang: "Ayepomi Alu, let's go, Bodemi, let's go..."

The tourists couldn't understand, they shook their heads and sat around the tea table, acting as an atmosphere group.

Minorities are really versatile.Yanpeng, a boy from the Dai nationality who played the gourd sheng in the botanical garden, and a girl from Zuni, who gave a concert here.

After Miss Zuni sang a section, a microphone was handed to He Huan. He Huan looked at the microphone, picked it up and sang: "Ayepomi Alu, let's go, let's go..."

"Wow!" The tourists looked at the little white dragon, they really could sing!

The little white dragon group will be so proud!What kind of talent is their tour guide!

A group of Nepali people were even more happy, looking at him with smiles all over their faces, thinking that he was going to speak Chinese, but unexpectedly he also sang in Nepali.And it sings so well!

He Huan finished singing the boys section.

The girl Zong Ni looked at him with a smile, and sang together with him: "Guojue Hei Hani Ye Po Zong Da, ah, back to Gu Ni Ye Po Zong Da..."

Ms. Lan leaned on Mi Qiu's shoulder, "Zuni's song is really nice!"

Mi Qiu nodded proudly, looked at Xiao Bailong, "A young man like Xiao Bailong would make the girls fight if he was in our Zhuni village!"

Bai Lu also smiled.

Mi Qiu said seriously: "We Zunni people can sing, but there are very few who can sing as well as Xiao Bailong. He is handsome, and if he sings again, which girl's heart won't melt?"

Bai Lu nodded, "Yes, no woman can resist a handsome guy singing love songs to her!"

Ms. Lan looked at He Huan, picked up the beer bottle and blew it directly, one bottle after another.

After singing, He Huan glanced at Shui Bo Yingying, who was looking at his Zuni girl, and then at the other girls and boys, and said with a smile, "Thank you for choosing a song that has been widely spread."

Tourists looked at him, Van is dead!
"Where is it spreading? I don't understand it at all!"

"We are all listening for the first time!"

"Yes! Translate for us, what do you mean!"

Miss Zunni glanced at He Huan and suggested, "Sing the Chinese version again?"

"Row."

"Wow!" Everyone applauded again.

The corner of the girl's mouth curled up, and she picked up the microphone, looked at He Huan with twinkling eyes, and opened her voice: "

Flowers open and butterflies come
Honeycomb hollow attracts bees

Sister waits for brother to come

Brother, brother, brother

I picked a bunch of magnolias
You pick a red rhododendron"

He Huan went on to sing: "

flowers open butterfly
honeycomb hollow bee

sister love brother come

Sister, sister, sister

you wear a bunch of magnolias
I wear a red cuckoo"

The two sang together again: "

Butterflies and flowers are inseparable
Bees and nectar are inseparable
brother and sister inseparable
Sister, sister, sister

Brother, brother, brother

Red flowers and green leaves are inseparable

stay together forever

Red flowers and green leaves are inseparable

Together forever"

At the end of the song, everyone applauded.

Miss Zuni walked up to He Huan and held out her hand, and He Huan shook her hand.The girl sat down beside him.He Huan turned slightly to the side.

They were recording a video again, and when Miss Long saw it, she would say that he was promiscuous again!
"It's still good to hear Zuni!"

"That's right! Xiao Bailong's voice is crisp and crisp. It's so nice to sing this kind of song full of modal particles!"

He Huan was speechless after being called crisp and whiny.

Miss Zunni glanced at him.

He Huan nodded, "That's right! Minority languages ​​sound full of modal particles, and they sing very well. After translating, they lack that flavor, and the translation is too dry!"

The whole room laughed.It is indeed translated, and there is no such mild and crispy taste.

Miss Zoni looked at He Huan and explained to the tourists: "This song is called "Flower Love", which is the theme song of the movie of the same name, and it tells the story of a Han boy who came to Zonni's village and Miss Zoni falling in love. "

"Wow!" The tourists looked at Xiao Bailong with a smile.

"Then, does Xiao Bailong want to be our Zuni's son-in-law?" Another Zuni girl shouted loudly, and everyone in the room laughed.

He Huan said with a smile, "I have a girlfriend."

The face of the Zuni girl who sang the love song turned dark, and she looked at the tourists.

The tourists quickly leaned on each other and clarified, "We are not."

Miss Zunni looked at He Huan again, "Bring your girlfriend to play next time."

"Okay." He Huan said, "Your atmosphere is so good, I will bring her here."

The Zuni girls and boys sang again.

Until late at night, He Huan looked at the tourists and said, "Let's go back."

"Little Bailong, come play again tomorrow! We will take you to see the waterfall!"

"They will go home tomorrow." He Huan looked at the tourists.

"what!"

Tourists feel that they are redundant, and they want to stay with Xiaobailong, but Xiaobailong is their tour guide, so they have to leave.

A group of Zuni people sent them out.

"If all the birds in the forest can only sing the same sound, how much less fun will there be in the forest!" He Huan turned and hugged them, "It's really great that you can sing Zuni songs so well! I will also Come!"

"Hmm!" A group of young people hugged and hugged before parting reluctantly and watching them go down the road.

The tourists were still very excited, "I didn't expect that! I actually participated in one of their parties!"

"so fun!"

"It's really talented! Musical instruments, singing and dancing come as soon as you say it!"

He Huan nodded, "Yes! So I also learn from them!"

Everyone looked at him, "You are different! You, a Han boy, can sing so many ethnic songs!"

"Little Bailong! What kind of genius are you! I can't understand those modal particles! How can you sing so many ethnic minority songs!"

He Huan laughed and said, "It's mainly because it sounds good!"

Everyone nods, it sounds great!Much better than those divine comedies now!
"Little Bailong, all the girls who sang love songs with you fall in love with you. This is just seeing Xiao Bailong for life!"

"Then I won't sing anymore."

"Hahaha... sing and sing!"

"How can a first sight fool a lifetime? They just haven't seen Han people who can sing their songs, so they are just curious. After the novelty passes, they will find that there are many boys from their own ethnicity who can sing, and they will be moved by others."

"You've lived among thousands of flowers, not even a single leaf touches your body!"

"Xiao Bailong, do you really have a girlfriend?"

"Ah."

"I'm really curious what kind of girl can have a boyfriend like you!"

"Yes, yes!" The female tourists looked at him curiously.

A male tourist said: "Forget it, Xiao Bailong, you can only let women sign up from now on! Isn't letting men sign up to seek abuse?"

The other male tourists nodded sourly, "Yes!"

"Hahaha..." The female tourists went to appease their targets again.

He Huan looked at them, everyone in the world liked Xiao Bailong, the little Bailong who could sing, be humorous, smart and take care of others. Only she liked He Huan who was silly and childish.

Look up and take a picture of the sky full of stars, and send it to Miss Long: There is nothing to say, a square inch is a galaxy.

Long Teng: What do you mean?
He Huan: I miss you as much as the stars in the sky.

(End of this chapter)