Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 359 A group of idiots ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
The tourists all got up and opened the curtains, "Wow..." The hotel exclaimed.

He Huan said, "Are you going through a catastrophe?"

"Ahhh..." Everyone shouted even more exaggeratedly.

He Huan was really refreshed, so instead of entering the room, he went to the swimming pool below, and boundless clouds and mist poured in from the opposite mountain pass, as if the clouds in the sky rolled down into the world, and the whole valley became a big misty bathtub.

The people below can't see them, they are in the clouds.The swimming pool reflects the light blue sky in the morning, and this pool of blue water is like a heavenly pool.

Heaven and earth!

He Huan walked to the swimming pool, looked at the leader who was patrolling Jiangshan, picked him up, and sat down by himself.

Zhao Pianling was stunned for a moment, looked up at him, and could only recognize him, just treat him as a cushion!
He Huan stroked Mao Mao on Zhao Pian's collar, took a selfie and sent it to Long Teng.

Long Teng: You actually have a cat!

Seeing that she was not asleep, He Huan turned on the video.

"Ah!" Long Teng exclaimed in surprise, "You really have a cat! And it looks like a fairy!"

She was wearing snow-white silk pajamas, her hair sticking to her face and crawling up.

Yay!How wonderful it would be to wake up in the morning with her by my side like this!
Long Teng stroked the hair on his face, He Huan felt a little regretful.Long Teng sat by the window.The fairy who was patrolling the Qiantang River turned her head, and the two cats looked at me and at you.

He Huan said: "Hi! Fairy! This is Zhao Pian Ling!"

Two cold and proud snow-white cats stared at each other with round eyes.

Long Teng smiled, sitting by the window and stroking the fairy's back, "Photo collar, what kind of strange name is this?"

He Huan said with a smile: "Lord of the vast land! Although fairies are fairies, we are not bad!" He Huan rubbed Zhao Pianling's head, turned the camera to face the sea of ​​clouds, and zoomed in.

Zhao Pianling raised his paw and scratched the screen, obviously wanting to continue looking at the fairy.

He Huan turned the camera around again, and the fairy looked at Zhao Pianling indifferently, and scratched the screen.

Long Teng said, "She wants to see the sea of ​​clouds."

He Huan lowered his head to look at the leader of Zhao Pian, "You are the lord of the vast land, and the fairy does not want to see you, so you tell her that this sea of ​​clouds belongs to you, and you are tired of looking at it every day, so you ask her if she will come?" ?”

Long Teng smiled brightly, gently stroking the fairy, and admiring the sea of ​​clouds together with the fairy.

He Huan said softly: "Want to come? Bring the fairies. You can really cultivate immortals here!"

"It's really beautiful! But how do you take a cat with you when you travel?"

"You can do it alone! This way it won't affect others! Come?"

Long Teng looked at him, He Huan knew that she was moved.

Long Teng died when he heard a group of tourists yelling and shouting behind him.

He Huan turned his head to look at them, he would have known better not to ask them to look at them.Zhao Pianling also scratched the screen, and then looked at He Huan, wondering why this human didn't let him see the fairy cat!
He Huan patted its head comfortingly, "I will summon her for you in the future."

Zhao Pianling reluctantly believed him.

Big Golden Retriever and Xiaoge also ran out.The big golden retriever stretched its limbs and lay at He Huan's feet with its tongue out.

Zhao Pianling lowered his head and looked down at the big golden retriever, his eyes narrowed because of his big round face, and the big golden retriever quickly stepped back to the foot of the chair.

He Huan smiled and patted the head of the leader, "You really have the momentum of a leader!"

He bent down and stroked the big golden retriever reassuringly.

Xiaoge also nestled in his arms.

"Ah!" The tourists ran to the pool, looked at the boundless sea of ​​clouds, and took a deep breath.

Listening to their non-stop yelling, He Huan said: "You guys have been arguing for a long time, but you are writing a poem! Don't just know it!"

"Hahaha...you write poetry!"

"We'll give you a head start!" The tourists shouted in unison: "Ah——"

"White clouds are rushing to and surging waves, mist is lightly floating around the treetops. I am afraid that the heavenly being last night will feel sleepy after rolling down for nine days."

"Ah!" The tourists applauded.

"A bunch of idiots, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Wow!" Everyone covered their mouths.

"Hahaha...Although you say we are idiots, I admit that this mountain is good!"

"I want to jump in and sleep!"

The turbulent sea of ​​clouds gradually flattened, and He Huan said: "Look at you just screaming so loudly that the fairy quilt was not covered. Then the fairies in the morning glow smoothed the quilt for him, and the corners and corners were all smoothed out. When it was full, he fell asleep soundly again."

A group of thieves watched this scene quietly, unable to speak in words.

It was extremely peaceful.

The rising sun also climbed up so lightly, piercing through the mist, and the mountains were covered with a blurred halo, turning the white quilt into pink quilt.

But the quilt was too thick, and the gods still slept so peacefully and quietly.

Bai Lu came over, not wanting to disturb them, but still said softly: "It's time to eat, such a big sea of ​​clouds will last almost until after ten o'clock before slowly dissipating."

Everyone sighed softly, "How can the Tiangong be better than this mountain? Even the gods know to sleep here!"

The tourists looked at He Huan again, "Little Bailong is really talented!"

"Nannuo Mountain should thank you and write a poem for it!"

Everyone went in with smiles, carrying rice noodles and pastries, and eating breakfast around a few tables in the swimming pool.

"Do you think the gods will wake up after smelling it?"

"Hahaha...It's possible that when I couldn't get up, I was really awakened by the smell of rice."

After breakfast, a tourist said, "Let's go to Sister Mi Qiu's house to buy some tea."

He Huan looked at them, "Are you sorry for eating for nothing?"

"That's right!" Everyone laughed, "Anyway, they also sell tea. I ate and played at her house yesterday, and I was too embarrassed to give money, so let's go buy some tea."

He Huan nodded, "I also want to buy tea from Girl's Village." So I told Team Leader Su to bring him tea.

I took a group of tourists to Mi Qiu's house.

Mi Qiu was cleaning up the dishes, "Ah! Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat." He Huan said with a smile, "They are leaving today and want to buy some tea. Please Miqiu make some for us to try."

"Ah!" Mi Qiu came out, "Didn't you buy it in Banpo Village yesterday?"

"That's Banpo Village!" He Huan said, "They also want to try the tea from Girl Village."

Mi Qiu was very embarrassed and hurriedly called them in.After a while, then Gou and Gomi also came to the living room.

Everyone sat down around the tea table.Sister Mi Qiu made tea, and then stared at Xiao Bailong to see if he really knew the year and what kind of tea after a sip.

That certainly didn't disappoint him.The couple laughed and said, "It's true, you are the reincarnation of the God of Tea!"

Everyone bought it, and Ms. Lan bought the most.Mi Qiu stopped her, "No, no, why are you buying so much?"

He Huan said with a smile: "Sister Mi Qiu, do you do business like this? Ms. Lan runs her own company and often entertains and gives gifts to customers. You won't let her buy it?"

Only then did Mi Qiu give up stopping with a smile.

He Huan also bought some cakes.

Then he pulled him to the side, and said, "Little Bailong, you don't need to pay, I'll send you off."

"How does this work?"

"I don't have much kickback for you." Ran Gu said embarrassedly.

"I know, but brother, your tea is good and affordable, I don't want kickbacks. But you have to take my money, or I won't take it."

Ran Yu was very embarrassed and had no choice but to accept his money.

At last he stuffed two extra cakes of good tea into his bag.He Huan smiled and didn't refuse.

A group of people bid farewell to Rangu and Mi Qiu. Mi Qiu sent them to the side of the road and looked back at the basket, "Ah! You haven't finished eating the bamboo shoots and mushrooms you dug yesterday! Take them back!"

He Huan said with a smile: "You let them take it back? They don't know how to cook, so it's not good to see the elf!"

A group of tourists were overjoyed, "Sister Miqiu, you can keep it and eat."

"It's really..." The couple watched them walk away embarrassedly, and Yu Mi ran down with them again.

This time, He Huan was finally able to touch his head, and walked down with his arms around his shoulders.

Gomi was playing with Xiaoge downstairs, and the group packed up their luggage and carried them downstairs.

Zhao Pianling turned to look at He Huan, He Huan walked over and patted its head, "Zhao Pianling, next time I will bring a fairy to meet you."

Tourists laughed: "Is that how you captured it?"

The owner and his wife also had smiles on their faces, "Zhao Pian collar is so cold, no one will let you touch it, it just breathes out when you touch it, it really likes the little white dragon!"

Gao Leng's Zhao Pian leader put his head in He Huan's hand, and He Huan rubbed it, "Don't worry, I won't break my promise, I will bring her next time."

Zhao Pianling turned his head and watched them walking backwards.

The big golden retriever wagged its tail and followed to the parking lot.

Gomi and Xiaoge also ran out hand in hand.

Looking at He Huan, the two children were about to cry.

He Huan's eyes were also wet. He squatted down and hugged them, "I will come here to play next time."

The two children hugged him and refused to let go.

Tourists looked amused and moved.

Gomi was older, He Huan patted his head, and he let go.Xiaoge still hugged He Huan's neck and refused to come down.

Bai Lu hugged her, "Xiao Ge, brother Xiao Bailong will come next time!"

Only then did Xiaoge let go with tears in his eyes.

A group of people got into the car.

Then Gu and Mi Qiu also came down to see them off.

In their watching, leave.

The tourists waved their hands, their eyes were wet, "I will definitely come again in the future!"

The sea of ​​clouds has not dissipated, how can the Tiangong be as good as this mountain!

The car drove all the way down the mountain and got into the clouds. Although it was cold, everyone opened the windows to breathe fresh air.

He Huan said: "Suck it hard! You've got into the fairy's quilt!"

"Hahaha...then we need to inhale more fairy energy!"

At the gate at the foot of the mountain, in the clouds and mist, a few people ran over dimly and stopped the car.

The tourists all stretched their heads and looked outside, seeing their smiles on their faces, they felt relieved.

Master Chen opened the car door, and a man boarded the car, "Little Bailong! I am the head of Gelanghe Township, why did you leave so soon?"

He Huan stood up, held his hand, and was pulled out of the car by him.

There was a group of people under the car, they were all village committee members in the village, and they all looked at Xiao Bailong as if they were seeing gods.

"Little Bailong! The villagers say that you are the reincarnation of the tea god!"

"That's right! Little White Dragon! You are so knowledgeable about Pu'er tea, we want to invite you to participate in the tea tasting conference!"

"That's right! We are talking about preparing it today. Every village, every year, let you taste it!"

(End of this chapter)