Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 380 We Are All Gourd Babies

A female tourist said: "The ancestors are amazing! They created such an accurate calendar just by observing the sun and stars! I don't look at my phone, so I will never know the time!"

He Huan nodded sympathetically, he must have lost his way to death when he traveled back!
"Yes, yes! Going back to the ancient times in the time travel drama, it is too small to look down on the ancients! The wisdom of the ancestors should not be underestimated!"

He Huan continued: "Many festivals of the Yi people, although we are now calculating according to the solar calendar, are actually closely related to the solar calendar. The Yi people celebrate the New Year in a place of great cold, and celebrate the Torch Festival in a place of great heat..."

A group of people looked at the simple and majestic high platform and walked up.

"It's like a sacrificial altar!"

He Huan said, "It's the sacrificial altar!"

"Ah!" The tourists looked at the simple and mysterious high platform again in surprise.

"The Yi people have a cremation ceremony called the Xiangtian Tomb. This is the crematorium for Yi chieftains, chiefs, and nobles."

Everyone looked at the stage, and there was a chill in their hairs.

"It got its name because there is a gourd-shaped depression on the top of the tomb, facing the sky."

Everyone looked at the gourd on the pillar in the middle of the high platform.

"The Yi people are very particular about the site selection of Xiangtianfen. People can get the four seasons and time through the shadows on the gourds and pillars when the sun shines. Therefore, Xiangtianfen also functions as an observatory and an observatory."

"Oh!" The tourists looked up at the majestic ten pillars on the three-story high platform.

"Now it's not called Xiangtian Tomb, it's called Tiantai." Ouba said.

On the high platform, you can have a panoramic view of Chuxiong Prefecture.

Looking at the ten large pillars wrapped with totems, He Huan said: "The October solar calendar is a great and exquisite calendar created by the ancestors of the Yi nationality, and it is also a treasure of our splendid civilization!"

Walking along the pillars to explain, seeing the reliefs on the bricks and stones, He Huan asked tourists: "Do you know what this is?"

"I do not know!"

He Huan said: "This is the legend about the origin of human beings in the epic of the Yi people."

"Ah!" The tourists looked at the relief, unable to understand.

"It is recorded in the Yi epics "Mei Ge" and "Chamu" that in ancient times, God Gezi created everything in the world, but there were no human beings.

So three handfuls of snow were sprinkled, and three generations of people fell on the ground.The first generation was one-legged dwarfs, they ate mud and sand as food, but they were afraid of the sun, so this generation was sunburned to death.

The second generation are giants who make clothes out of leaves, eat wild fruits in the forest, and live in caves.Then nine suns and moons appeared in the sky, and this generation was sunburned to death again. "

"How miserable!"

He Huan said with a smile: "Do you feel familiar? Then God Gezi wiped out the extra eight suns and moons."

"Ah! Isn't this Hou Yi shooting the sun?"

He Huan went on to say: "The god Gezi sprinkled the third handful of snow again, and became the third generation. This generation is a person with vertical eyes, with two eyes that grow upwards, which is the shape of the third eye of God Erlang.

God Gezi sowed buckwheat, millet and wheat to let humans learn to cultivate and cultivate.The dragon in the sky also taught people how to make fire.

But this generation has a bad heart, does not farm, does not weed, and eats, sleeps and plays games all day long. "

"It turns out that our ancestors have long been lying flat!"

"Your ancestors are coming soon!" He Huan said with a smile, "Goddess saw it, alas, this class of humans is not good! It is simply the worst class of humans I have ever brought!"

The tourists laughed, and the Jiejie Wang hugged himself, "I feel like I'm going to be extinct!"

"Yes. The more the gods look at it, the more troubled they become. Alas, let's change this generation."

The tourists covered their faces, "It's so miserable! This is a restart after deleting the account!"

"Yes! But after all, it is a world created with hard work, and we still have to leave some resources. The gods sent their subordinate Wu Mulewa to find a human race in the world.

Wumlewa came to the world and turned into a bear. She found a family with six siblings.Xiong destroyed their family's arable land, and the four brothers caught the bear and prepared to kill it.The little brother was kind-hearted and let the old bear go secretly.

The old bear ran back again and told the brothers that the flood was coming, and asked the four brothers to build four cabinets of gold, silver, copper and iron to avoid the water, but gave the younger brother three seeds to plant.The younger brother planted it honestly, and soon the seed grew vines and formed a gourd. "

Everyone laughed again, "It looks like deja vu again!"

"The old bear told the little brother, don't eat the gourd, let it grow as big as a basket. When the gourd grows as big as a basket, the old bear said that there will be a flood, so you take your sister to get into the gourd.

Give them a bowl of rice and a bag of seeds.The brothers and sisters got into the gourd with rice and seeds.The bees sealed the mouth of the gourd with honey.

Seeing that the arrangements were made properly, the gods let the dragon king rain. It rained for 77 days, and the world was filled with oceans, and the third generation of human beings became extinct.

God saw that the watery earth was so clean!Let the gods release the flood, come to the mortal world to look for the gourd, inquire about the whereabouts of the gourd everywhere, reward the animals and plants that provide information, and punish the animals and plants that deceive and destroy.

Finally, with the help of the industrious and kind-hearted little bee, the gourd was found, and the god opened the mouth of the gourd.

The siblings are still unwilling.The god said, then I will give you three tests.

The god asked them to roll the stone from the top of the mountain. The stone rolled together, but the brothers and sisters refused.They were asked to roll the dustpan again, and the dustpan was rolled together, but the brothers and sisters still refused.Let the younger sister take the needle at the end of the river, and the older brother thread the thread at the head of the river and go in.

Three tests and three tests.

Everyone covered their faces.

"There is a way to spread the smoke among people. On the day of the pig, sister Hewei holds water to eat."

"Is this the mother-child river water?"

"Why didn't my daughter, the king, think of drinking Tang Seng's bath water?"

Everyone covered their faces, "Why is it still a gourd?"

"Yes!" He Huan said.

"The gods came to give instructions again, and asked them to cut open the gourd, and 36 dolls jumped out."

The tourists laughed.

"It's not over yet!" He Huan said, "The dolls are all dumb. The god came to give instructions again and asked them to cut down bamboo and throw it into the firepit to burn.

The bamboo was crackling, bursting out sparks, and the sparks splashed on the dolls, and the dolls made ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..."

Seeing that he didn't say anything for a long time, the tourists said anxiously: "Ah what?"

"Ah mile!"

"Hahaha……"

"Ahaha!" He Huan imitated them.

The tourists burst into laughter.

"Really!" He Huan said solemnly, "The 36 children were scalded and ran away screaming and screaming. Ah Ya Ya is Chinese, Ah Cha Cha is Hani, Ah Wa is Yi, and there are many different ones. cry.

Then the dolls went to different places to multiply and became Han, Hani, Yi and many other ethnic groups, forming today's big ethnic family. "

"Ah!" Everyone suddenly realized, "We are all gourd babies!"

"Ah! That's right!" He Huan said, "Call me Grandpa! This is really Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandma!"

"Hahaha……"

"Grandpa and grandma!" The tourists shouted loudly at the characters on the relief.

"If the ancestors see you, they will definitely think: Why are these dolls getting more and more stupid? Could it be that one named Ah Han ran away?"

"Hahaha..." The tourists pushed him, "Are you a fool?"

He Huan said: "You guys are really stupid!"

Ouba tried his best not to laugh.Several tourists turned their minds for a while before realizing that Xiao Bailong is going to be the ancestor!Push him again.

Several leaders couldn't help but laugh, Xiaobailong is really different!

After arguing for a while, He Huan said seriously: "In fact, looking at the history of many nations, we can indeed touch the commonality of human beings. In our Chinese culture, Fuxi and Nuwa are also a pair of brothers and sisters.

Regarding the legend of Gezi and Houyi, the Yi people are also very similar to the Han people.Floods wiped out human beings, Noah's Ark appeared abroad, and gourds appeared in China.In the age when there was no written language, people passed it on orally from generation to generation.

Different languages ​​and different regions have left similar cultural legends.Therefore, the ancestors of human beings may really have a common ancestor, and various ethnic groups have mysterious connections in ancient times.

Human beings have multiplied from so few to today's billions of big families, maybe our ancestors were originally those dozens of dolls. "

Everyone nodded in thought, full of emotion!

Walking down the sacrifice platform, there are many gourd shapes around.

He Huan said: "Gourd babies, take a look!"

"Aah!"

He Huan laughed and said, "Awesome!"

Ouba shouted, "Ahhh!"

A group of people froze for a moment, then bent over laughing in the square.

The other staff also looked at Ouba, who did not expect him to be such a leader.

It took He Huan a while to hold back his laughter, "The gourd has the characteristics of being able to float on the water, with the gentleness and tolerance of a mother, and it is always used as a boat in mythology to carry us to rebirth.

Moreover, the gourd bears many seeds, much like the belly of a mother that conceives a fetus, so it is also our ancestor worship, and it is human beings' nostalgia for the womb and the mother's body. "

"Yeah." Everyone looked at the gourd, and then looked up at the gourd on the central pillar, and couldn't help admiring, "We are all gourd babies!"

Walking to the parking lot of the park, He Huan stretched out his hand, "Director Obama, thank you for the hospitality!"

Ouba held his hand to his chest, and there was a man's sticky note, "Little Bailong! We are brothers, and I will always wait for you! Ahhh!"

"Ahhh!" He Huan and the tourists waved and got on the bus.

(End of this chapter)