Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 454 The first task of this variety show

The governor was already shaking hands with the experts warmly, and walked up to He Huan, "Xiao Bailong, welcome! Bring so many experts here!"

The Director of Tourism also came over, as if looking at the God of Wealth.Where did little white dragon go and get angry!They all knew that this route was determined by Xiao Bailong.

He Huan shook hands with them with a smile on his face, "Thank you, thank you. I haven't slept for two nights. I'll take them to take a bath in the afternoon. The leaders don't have to accompany them. Just go about your own business."

"Okay, okay, then we'll wait for you for dinner."

"Row."

Walking into the hotel and collecting everyone's ID cards, the governor accompanied the experts, and the director led him to the front desk.

The room has already been arranged, and the room card is put aside, hand it to him immediately after registration.

He Huan came over and looked at the photography team, "There are also tourists coming to the Nu River now, and the bathhouse is also very famous, so there are many tourists and photographers with mobile phones and cameras to shoot them.

Everyone is not as natural as before.It turns out that although they bathe naked and share the bath, the bathers are very natural and don't stare at them, let alone take pictures.

Now foreign tourists and photographers not only like to take pictures but also like to post them on the Internet.So now men and women are also divided into pools.Except for some old people and children, they basically wear underwear. "

"I don't want to divide the pool!" Liang Ange said.

Qin Kong looked at her.

"What do you see me doing? I wear a long down jacket to take a bath, okay?"

Everyone laughed.

"Everyone said don't stare, it's not serious!"

Everyone laughed.

Qin Kong smiled, shook his head and turned away, can't control it anymore, can't control it anymore.

He Huan said: "The ethnic minorities in Yunzhou are open and simple, and everyone lived in peace and harmony before, but the impact of foreign culture has indeed had a great impact on them and made them feel uncomfortable.

They used to have no one to watch and no one to shoot, but now they are surrounded by people to shoot, that is a kind of curiosity-seeking mentality.Then if it is spread, they will become the object of scrutiny and comment, which is not very respectful.

No one likes to be watched while taking a bath, and they are pointed at each other with long guns and short guns.

So, everyone don't shoot today, just relax and take a good bath.After all, I haven't showered in the past two days..."

A group of people laughed.

"I didn't sleep much either. I just took a bubble bath, and then everyone has a good rest today, okay?"

"it is good!"

Chen Ying looked at Xiao Bailong, "Can I take pictures?"

"Yes, outside the pool, it is also very lively. The official bathhouse will be during the Spring Festival, which is the Lisu people's New Year's Seven Days of Fun. There are many activities such as climbing the mountain of swords and descending into the sea of ​​fire, archery, wrestling, swinging and singing.

Bathing is quite pure, just pure bathing.So everyone should be pure, and the photographers have been tired for so many days, so let’s put down the guys and go to the bubbles! "

"Okay!" The photographers were very happy, and Xiao Bailong was still considerate!
Who likes to carry such a big guy and stare at them?
Only then did He Huan hand out the room card to them, and everyone ran to the elevator.

When I arrived in the poorest prefecture, I stayed in the best hotel. By the Nujiang River, I watched the sunrise, the sunset, the mountains and the river, surrounded by beautiful scenery.

But everyone was looking forward to the bathhouse meeting, so they all changed into swimsuits. He Huan also reminded before departure that there will be hot springs this time, so everyone brought them with them.

He Huan was the fastest, went downstairs and waited first, and saw Master Li happily standing in the lobby wearing shorts instead of swimming trunks.This is when you take off your pants and come down!

He Huan couldn't help laughing, "Brother Li, aren't you more reserved? You haven't even reached the bathhouse yet!"

"Ah?" Master Li looked at himself, and then at the girls at the front desk who were all giggling, "Then I'll go up and put on my pants! Wait for me!"

Several experts who walked out of the elevator and carried swimming trunks laughed loudly when they saw it.

It seems that except for Master Li who is more self-willed, everyone still took off their swimsuits, bath towels and slippers.Some even brought hotel bathrobes with them.

He Huan greeted them to get on the bus, which was still driven by Master Li. He Huan got off wearing shorts without knowing what he was thinking.

"The hot spring is very close, [-] kilometers away, so I will briefly talk about it.

Lisu, which first appeared in the records of the Tang Dynasty, is called Luoluo Biezhong, which is a branch of the Yi nationality.

It is also recorded in the Naxi Dongba Sutra, and it is called Meisu or Lisu.In short, it has a close relationship with the Yi and Naxi peoples.

The name Lisu has been used for thousands of years, but what it means is still unclear.It is not accurate to understand from Chinese and Naxi languages.Including some expositions from foreign countries, they are somewhat subjective.

Our current 55 ethnic minorities, especially those in Yunzhou, were identified after the founding of the People's Republic of China.The method of identification is according to the will of the nation, which is what they call themselves.

So if we can only explain it subjectively, we are also based on their own subjective.Lisu, they explain themselves as people who like to be together and have fun.Let's take it that way.

The Lisu people really like to be lively. They have many festivals with rich content, and each festival is a carnival of literature, art and sports.

We're just here to join in the fun. "

The elf who loves to join in the fun can't wait to hold her swimsuit.

"So we also respect their wishes and take off their clothes to experience it for themselves. It's impolite to watch others take a bath while wearing clothes and take pictures of others. Everyone should be honest with each other."

The experts laughed.

"The origin of the bathhouse meeting of the Lisu people in Nujiang is said to be that fairies went down to bathe in a lake in Biluo Snow Mountain together.

Fairies really like to go down to the earth to take a bath. I don't know if the rain from the sky has fallen to the ground, and there is a shortage of water in the sky. "

Everyone laughed.

"How many clothes were stolen from them!"

A group of people looked up and laughed.

"But this time, it wasn't the young man who peeked at the fairy bathing, but two Lisu girls. The girls saw it, hey, it's so romantic and fun, let's take a bath too.

So after the fairies flew away, they also found a piece of water at the foot of the mountain, calling their friends and companions to take a bath, and more and more people came.

They like to be lively, and even sing in the shower.It alarmed the gods, so it's very strange, mere mortals deserve to take a bath? "

Everyone covered their faces.

"The gods just wanted you not to take a bath, how dare you take a bath?" Amid the laughter of the car, He Huan said, "The gods' inexplicable sense of superiority was offended, so they turned the two leading girls into two mountains.

During the Spring Festival, the spring thunder rang, and the two sister mountains sprayed two hot springs at the same time.If you don't let us take a bath, we become bath water. "

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"At this time, a hunter who was bitten by a poisonous snake and a fisherman who was dying of miasma came here, passed out by the hot spring, fell down, and finally woke up miraculously, and the poison disappeared.

This is life and death, soaking in the same pool of water, and drinking the same pool of bath water. "

"Hahaha……"

"The two drank it once, and after drinking it, they became physically fit and refreshed. They became brothers and spread the word, so this place became the holy water for the Lisu people.

They believe that the hot spring is the hot blood of the two sisters, which can wash away fatigue and bad luck, eliminate disasters and illnesses in the new year, and bring good luck.

Since then, every first lunar month, a unique folk culture has been formed in which Lisu people from all over the world come here to take a bath. "

A group of experts looked serious.Sure enough, he is not an expert in scientific research, but an expert in literature and art.

"This is a legend. The earliest record of the bathhouse meeting in history was in the Ming Dynasty, because the Ming Dynasty strengthened its rule over Yunzhou. So it may be earlier.

Anyway, every year after the rainy season, the water level of the Nujiang River drops, and springs of various sizes will be exposed along the Nujiang River.Liuku comes from this.

But it doesn't mean that everyone comes to soak if they have nothing to do.Usually they hunted and farmed, but in the first lunar month, when the Lisu people were exhausted for a year, they would bring their families and luggage down from the high mountains and go to the hot springs to wash away the exhaustion of the year.

They call it holy water, which can bring health and good luck.And it's also the New Year, so you don't have to visit relatives and friends. It's really not easy to visit relatives in this high mountain and valley.

Everyone came together to take a bath, and relatives and friends met.Young men and women can also talk about love.

In the holy water, men and women bathe together and meet each other frankly.

But now, except for the elderly mother, who has been used to washing like this for a lifetime, and doesn't care about the curious and scrutinizing eyes of outsiders, young girls are basically seldom naked.

This is like the Zunni village in Nannuo Mountain, where the wooden carvings at the gate are all covered with clothes.The unified worship of ethnic minorities in Yunzhou is nature worship and primitive worship. "

Everyone nodded, "Well, I feel that the foreign culture shock is still very big."

"Foreign cultures are not limited to Central Plains cultures. In the valley as deep as the Nujiang River, many believe in Catholicism and Christianity. After the establishment of the new era, we advocate freedom of belief and respect the beliefs of ethnic minorities.

But it was indeed because the environment was bad and life was difficult at that time that the people needed faith and mysterious power to explain all this and tell them the way to escape.Whether it works or not, it is a sustenance. "

"Compared to the complete and strict rules and regulations of other sects, our native religion is not aloof, it was born among the people.

The beliefs of the people are also very simple and simple.The relationship with God is not as obvious as other religions. Our believers and objects of faith are in an equal or even a friend relationship.

Before the introduction of Catholicism and Christianity, Nujiang Lisu, like other ethnic minorities, believed in animistic nature worship.

They believe that everything is controlled by gods and spirits.So wizards play an important role.For example, when there is a drought, they offer sacrifices to the dragon god. The main ceremony is like this.

Because they are good at bows and crossbows, they are very accurate in archery, so the wizards shot an arrow into the Dragon Pool, thinking that this would trigger the Dragon God, and when the signal came, it was time for you to rain. "

"What a tragedy!" Liang Ange said.

"Then, after a while without rain, they held a ceremony of cursing the dragon:
you!you!you!You broken dragon!Why is it still not raining?Didn't you get my signal?Do you have any real skills?Are you going to get rain?You can't rain, you still deserve to be a dragon? "

"Hahaha..." Liang Ange laughed like crazy, "It's too miserable! Why is there such a miserable dragon?"

He Huan suppressed a smile, "For example, if someone is sick, they pray to the elves to relieve their illness. After a while..."

Everyone started laughing, and Liang Ange was already hahaha.

He Huan was still able to hold back, "When the illness is not cured, they scold the elves. I offer you a sacrifice, and I beg you too. Why is your elf so ineffective?"

Liang Ange fell into Qin Kong's arms laughing, and the whole car laughed wildly.

He Huan could bear it very much, "If it doesn't work, you still have the nerve to call it an elf?"

Liang Ange laughed until he lost his voice.

Qin Kong looked at He Huan speechlessly, this broken dragon made his wife look like a silly wife!

Chen Ying is glad that he brought a camera. Wouldn't it be a lot less fun if he didn't record this episode?
Those pig teammates, now that they are tourists, they know how silly they are.

"Then the wizard drove the elf again, saying that you are not working well, are you afraid of scolding you now? You quickly cure him of his illness!"

"Elves can only cure Qin Kong's illness." Chen Ying said suddenly.

The crowd laughed again.

Liang Ange laughed and slapped Qin Kong's thigh, making everyone feel pain. Is this really a cure?

Qin Kong looked at her helplessly and tenderly, enjoying it a lot!After all, she only patted his thighs!

The people in the car looked at the elf who couldn't stop laughing, and they all laughed too.

I found that there is one who can tell jokes, and another one with a low point of laughter, it is really amazing!
Laughing all the way to the hot spring, the roadside is full of cars, and there are shacks under the hillside, yes, it is the kind of simple shed made of striped plastic cloth.

Everyone was so excited that they lifted their swimsuits and trunks and stood up.

He Huan looked at them, "Do you know where to change clothes?"

"I don't know!" Everyone looked around, as if...

"No locker room?"

"This is a wild hot spring! They don't charge money, and they return the locker room!"

"Ah! What then?"

"Why don't you just come in your swimsuits?"

Master Li said loudly: "I just wear swimming trunks!" He stood up and took off his pants.

Everyone laughed, and He Huan couldn't help laughing: "Brother Li, you are called shorts!"

"That's not the same! No one in the hot spring here wears a swimsuit, they just take off their pants and put on their shorts and then go into the water." Master Li went down first.

Everyone looked at the car, Liang Ange said: "Women change in the car first, and then men change together?"

"Why bother? There are so many tents below, won't you borrow one? This is a task for you!"

"Wow!" Liang Ange ran down first, she was not afraid.Qin Kong also ran down.

Looking at He Huan, Chen Ying really has a sense of variety!This is the first mission of this variety show!
I hurriedly carried the camera to take pictures of everyone borrowing tents to change clothes.

The photography buddies also swarmed down to borrow tents to exchange for swimming trunks.

Director Chen is furious!Why is he the only one filming such an interesting scene now?Want to shoot his camera crew?Terrible!

He looked back at He Huan again.

After they all got down, He Huan bent down and took off his clothes and pants, revealing the swimming trunks inside, and Shi Shiran got off the car.

Still the smartest!

"Hahaha..." He Huan laughed triumphantly.

A group of people were doing Director He's task, and when they turned around, they saw him getting out of the car in swimming trunks.

"Shameless!" Everyone shouted in unison.

Chen Ying hurriedly turned back with the camera on her shoulders, alone, flustered, and yelled: "You guys go back and get me a camera! Don't shoot other people, just follow Xiao Bailong! Shoot to death!"

He Huan ran towards the hot spring when he heard that Director Chen wanted to shoot him to death.Anyway, he's already in his swimming trunks!The little white dragon group was dumped by him.

Qin Huai is also speechless, children love to play!Had to act as a tour guide.

(End of this chapter)