Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 459

Suddenly everyone took down the stage so quickly, Chen Ying looked at Xiao Bailong.

He Huan walked up to him and said with a smile, "Director Chen, are you yelling at people again? They are almost crying."

"I hate this kind of thing the most. The form is greater than the content."

"It's not the first time they have engaged in such an activity. Organizing and propagating, and sitting in front of a row of leaders are indeed tasks for officials to see, not to make ordinary people happy. They just think it's safer to do so out of habit."

"There are hundreds of people in the director team of the Spring Festival Gala. It is impossible to find performers all over the country to make a show that ordinary people love to watch. Do they think they can do it well?"

He Huan suppressed a smile, "The Spring Festival Gala hosted by Director Chen was really good!"

"Isn't that being scolded?"

"Obviously it's all praise, and the common people all praise it for being beautiful."

"If the common people praise it for its beauty, there must be some people who don't like it. In addition to the big frame, there are also various small frames. If you don't expect it, you don't know whose nerves you have stepped on, and it will attract criticism.

Laughing and cursing are all articles, but now you can't laugh at anything, you can't scold, you can't even connotate it, and you can't touch it at all.Otherwise, you will be disrespected.

Respect is given by oneself, others will feel offended by whatever they say, and moral guards are everywhere, and literature and art will naturally wither.

The current environment requires everyone to be perfect, and the result is that everyone is in danger, everyone is hypocritical, and no one can tell the truth or make jokes.

If you read previous articles and sketches, you dare to say anything, what about now?No matter who you are, you can only praise.Political correctness is a catastrophe in this new era of the world! "

He Huan looked at Director Chen, no wonder their Spring Festival Gala was only held once. Although the whole thing was positive and the people could express their happiness in a small way, some people couldn't bear those small vents.

Now, the ruthless Director Chen has said so much, it seems that he has held back for a long time and wants to vent!

He Huan laughed and said, "That's the only Spring Festival Gala that I didn't even watch the commercials!"

Chen Ying also showed a little smile, "In that Spring Festival Gala, the day before the stage, the moment before, during the performance, I was repeatedly stopped. Qin Kong and I supported the actors, and we persisted without changing the show. .After that, they were called to be scolded. I scolded them again."

He Huan is funny. It seems that Director Chen is not directing the Spring Festival Gala anymore, but that some people are afraid of him directing the Spring Festival Gala.Scolding on stage, scolding offstage!
The stage was quickly dismantled, and the decorations were taken away. It didn't look like there was going to be an event here.Only the unobstructed masses on the hillside remained.This is so bright!
Chen Ying hurriedly went to arrange a seat.

Director Chen, who was looking fierce, left, and the minister came over.

"Then don't we need us here?"

"You just relax, let the actors... No, there are no actors here, let the masses freely play and participate freely."

"Little Bailong, you are gentle, Director Chen is so fierce!" The minister glanced at Director Chen who was yelling at the photographers to go to various positions, "We have been busy all night, and when he came, he scolded us and asked us to tear down the stage." .”

He Huan laughed and said, "He directed the Spring Festival Gala and even trained the review team."

The minister was surprised, nodded, and felt relieved.I thought Director Chen yelled at the photographer to show them!Now it seems that he has such a temper!My own people yelled too!
Moreover, those who are as high-level as the Spring Festival Gala, who censored him, can be reprimanded by him in turn, let alone them!
I am no longer entangled, and I am looking forward to it, and of course I am a little worried.There was no rehearsal in the first place, just let the singers prepare by themselves, and now there is no stage and no organization, I don't know what will happen?

He Huan looked at him with a smile. In fact, sometimes the parents and officials arranged everything for the sake of the masses, but they forgot that without them, all this was spontaneous.

When the minister walked away, He Huan saw the elves making a living at the bottom of the hillside again, so he also went down.

The stage was dismantled and returned to the hillsides, fields, and the Nu River, and the people who pitched tents below rejoiced.This is something they want to do but dare not do!

As soon as he came, the elder brother who was in charge yesterday shouted: "Little Bailong is mighty!"

"Director Chen ordered it to be dismantled."

"Director Chen is mighty!"

He Huan looked at Chen Ying, who was busy arranging the seats, and they arranged all around.It seems that he came early to arrange a seat, thinking of recording a field singing competition, but was delayed by the unexpected stage arrangement.

"Brother, you have to show yourself today!"

The eldest brother nodded happily.

He Huan went over the tents one by one, looking for the big brothers, big sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents and children who could sing in the bathhouse yesterday, "You all have to sing and dance today!"

Everyone nodded happily.This is what Xiaobailong and Xiaobailongtuan want to see.The stage was set, and some of the crowd who wanted to attend were turned away.Now this big stage between heaven and earth belongs to them.

Chen Ying looked at Xiao Bailong who mobilized the villagers everywhere, how could he be worried about the silence?Unless you don't let them talk!
Every time I went to a tent, I was stuffed with food. He Huan said: "I regret having breakfast in the hotel."

Liang Ange had food in his mouth, "Mmm, yes, me too."

Qin Kong looked at them speechlessly, "Are you here to sing or to eat?"

This time I didn't do a single shape, it was really too wild!

There is no tension between the two singers. This is called a song contest, but it is even more of a carnival.

After nine o'clock, the singers also arrived one after another.

The steaming bathhouse, the crowds of people on the hillside, the white dragon flag flying on the bus of the little white dragon group and the banner of music tour, there is nothing else, but these are enough!
This is the scene of the singing competition!
The singers ran over excitedly, "Little Elf White Dragon! Here we come!"

He Huan looked at Liang Ange, "This combination is not bad! Elf Little White Dragon!"

Liang Ange nodded excitedly, and Qin Baikong glanced at Xiaobailong, hating himself for not being able to sing!The elves and little white dragons are all out!
Two singers of the Han nationality waved to the minority singers in festive costumes and holding musical instruments on the road.

Seeing them, the singers also cheered and waved their hands.On the road and slope, you don't know me and I don't know you. We will meet each other for the sake of the song.

With a gesture from Chen Ying, the photographers all turned their cameras.

Before the singers ran down, He Huan let go of his voice and sang: "Ainiri iron flower horse, iron flower horse, Achini horse hoof horse, hoof horse..."

The eldest brother who took the lead yesterday immediately played the strings and acted as an accompaniment.

Men, women and children in the tent area sang together.

The singers above were taken aback for a moment, but Xiao Bailong could sing Lisu songs!Also became the lead singer!

Surprised, they stopped on the spot, immediately played the strings in their hands, and sang together.

When it came to the chorus, He Huan glanced at the elf, and the elf understood and sang loudly: "Azhima, yo mazhi, yo mazhi, yo hello... crunch, crunch, crunch..."

Like an oriole coming out of the valley, singing brightly the whole canyon!
The elves can sing too!
And her voice, lingering in the valley, went straight to the top of the mountain!It's fascinating to hear!
The singers are even more excited!
Just like the meaning expressed in the lyrics: hold up the wine of blessing, lift up the wine of friendship, let us cherish this moment together, let us revel in this wonderful time together!

Get drunk before you drink!
This was originally a song to welcome guests, but now it is a song for guests to welcome them.Of course, they came first.First come first!
The chorus part sung by the elves brings this heaven and earth singing field to its climax.

On the road and on the hillside, all the people sang and danced together.This is a popular song in Nujiang, every Nujiang person can sing it!

Both the minister and the director were dumbfounded. They were about to tell the singer that the plan had changed!As a result, everyone started singing?

It seems that Xiao Bailong first called to ask them to support the holding of a song meeting, just asking them to call the singers, and they don't have to worry about the rest!

Sure enough, Xiao Bailong didn't lie to them, there was him and the elves!Are they still afraid of being cold?The opening is the Nujiang Square Dance Divine Comedy!Everybody sing and dance!

The minister quickly took out the phone, covered one ear, turned his head amidst the earth-shattering singing, and said anxiously: "Governor! Come here quickly! They have already started!"

The governor didn't hear his voice, but he heard the Nu River Divine Comedy!

After singing the Nu River Divine Comedy, the singers ran down, or rather jumped down, cheering.Jump directly from the road, field ridges, and stones, scrambling to jump off.

They rushed to the foot of the mountain to welcome their little white dragon group and their fellow villagers.

Xiaobailong also led the Xiaobailong regiment to meet them in a hurry.

Hugging into a group, the scene is very warm.

The folks were very energetic and poured wine quickly. Those who knew each other or not, put their arms around their necks and drank the concentric wine.

A young man put his arms around the little white dragon's neck and poured it.

The director and the minister were dazzled, so... they started drinking?
Is it too casual?
But Nujiang people love wine!This song is so fitting!
How can dry singing be as vigorous as dancing and drinking at the same time?
They were notified that after preparing for so long, they were ready to sing on stage!Never expected to drink and sing on this hillside!

I never thought that waiting for a turn to perform on stage would turn into such a lively scene!Never expected such a welcome in my hometown!
Putting down the wine bowl, He Huan turned to look at the young man who was hugging his neck, and was stunned. The young man looked at him with a smile on his face.

He Huan shouted happily: "Ah! You are back!"

"I said a long time ago that I would come back!" said the boy.

"Ah!" He Huan hugged him excitedly, put his arms around his shoulders, and introduced to the elves and experts, "This is the Lisu boy from the Minzu Garden! I went to the Minzu Garden, and he challenged me on the Knife Mountain! He took His ability to eat - go up the mountain of knives! Challenge me! What do you think of me?"

Everyone looked at him curiously, "Sing to him!"

"No! He went to the mountain of knives, so I will use my ability to eat and give him an explanation by the side of the knives!"

"I thought you were singing to him by the side!" Liang Ange twisted his waist, patted left, patted right, turned into a cheerleader, "Come on! Come on! Brother, come on!"

There was a burst of laughter all around.It's too cute, isn't it?With such a cheerleader, they don't even want to die?

"Come down from Daoshan, he drank a glass of concentric wine with me!" He Huan said again.

The young man put his arms around him and looked at him with a smile, "Little Bailong can speak and sing! Our ethnic minority brothers and sisters like him the most! I am here to help you out today! You sing! I will go to Daoshan!"

"Okay!" He Huan said loudly, "Today you go to Daoshan, and I will sing beside you!"

"Hahaha..." There was a burst of cheerful laughter on the hillside.

In addition to meeting old friends, this song also melts away the strangeness at first sight.In fact, when Xiao Bailong sang, there was no strangeness.

He Huan took the little white dragon group to meet other singers and hugged them one by one.

The minister asked the director, "Has this started or has it not started?"

The director frowned in confusion, "It seems to have started and it doesn't seem to have started. They are so casual! Don't worry about the silence, this has completely become the home field of Xiao Bailong and the elves! I just know it's nothing to do with us, We just have to be spectators."

(End of this chapter)