Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 461

Many people were holding back to listen to the music, and now they hurriedly lined up to go to the toilet and washed their hands.

Liang Ange excitedly patrolled along the dustpan banquet, grilled chicken, grilled fish, grilled pork belly, fried bee pupae, colorful rice, sprinkled with lemon... the little white dragon ball was drooling all over the place.

"Why do you feel so like the Dai people?" Everyone resisted the urge to reach out for food now, and pretended to be civilized people to learn knowledge first.

"Follow the Nujiang River to the south..." He Huan swallowed hard, and placed the pilaf in the open air. It was a test of endurance!
Continue to be an educated tour guide, "It is Dehong, which flows out of the country and is renamed the Salween River. This area belongs to the valley area, and the climate is hotter in summer. The people living in Dehong are the Dai Jingpo people, so their eating habits are similar to the Dai people. , like to eat hot and sour and all kinds of grilled meat and fried insects."

Liang Ange nodded, looked up, and the governor quickly followed them and led them to their seats.

Seeing that everyone was seated, the governor held up the wine bowl, "Welcome experts and singers from the Xiaobailong regiment to Nujiang! Done!" He put his arms around Xiaobailong's neck as he spoke.

He Huan said with a smile: "I am very happy to gather with my brothers and sisters in the beautiful Nujiang River and share a reunion banquet! Do it!"

Let's take a look, there are round dustpans around here, isn't it a reunion feast?
They all picked up their wine bowls and stood up, hugging their necks and drinking the same heart wine together.

Putting down the wine bowls, everyone sat down, just like Sai Ge just now, there was no need to invite them at all, they all put on gloves and started.

The leaders are very happy, they are so casual!But the owner of the Nujiang Canyon really doesn't like three invitations and four bows!

After eating almost everyone walked back and forth with wine bowls to drink.

The neck is hugged, the face is close to the face, the wine bowl is handed to the mouth, and I have to drink it.He Huan thinks that the drinking capacity of each tour guide may be trained in this way.

Don't drink until Miss Long comes!Now I can only drink.

Several Weixi singers with goat horns on their heads came over with wine bowls, "Xiao Bailong, you are going to Shangri-La! When we came, Chief Gelai told us to make sure you bring the music group to Shangri-La in the future!" Otherwise, he won't let us come to the Nu River!"

He Huan laughed and nodded, "Okay!"

The experts laughed, and the singers drank concentric wine with their arms around them.

As soon as he put down the wine bowl, the Lijiang singer also came over and held his neck, "Little Bailong, you have done too much publicity for our Lijiang! Heju said that we have to wait for you to take the experts to Lijiang. We also have many good songs. !"

"Okay!" He Huan nodded and drank again.

After drinking several bowls, He Huan waved his hands, "Do you want me to lie down in the afternoon? I still want to hear you sing!"

The singers let him go.

He Huan waved to the photographers around him, "Sit down and eat, too!"

The photographers immediately dropped their cameras and ran over. Director Chen had no choice but to stop, so he also came over to sit down and eat.

After eating, a group of people sat on the hillside again. The folks laid out a lot of cushions for them, and everyone sat or lay down to rest.

The leaders are also reluctant to leave. In the past, they just showed their attention to this kind of activities, but now they are so casual, they really don't want to leave!
He also ran down and sat beside him.

But no one cares, no restraint.

The experts chatted with the singers about the songs they sang in the morning, and couldn't help feeling: "I can't understand a single word except their names!"

Liang Ange nodded, "Yes! Their names are similar to ours! They are quite popular! It seems that there are no other strange names of ethnic minorities! But their songs are really weird and beautiful!"

He Huan laughed and said, "Isn't their name really strange?"

Seeing him smiling, everyone felt that it was not easy!
The singers also looked at him curiously, "What's so strange about our names? We all have Chinese names!"

He Huan smiled and said, "The Lisu people didn't have surnames at first, only their baby names and marriage names. The baby names were given when they were born, and they were also called soul names, which only their parents knew.

Usually they don't tell people, because they think that calling the name of the soul will let the ghost know and take the soul away.Only when sick, during the soul-calling ceremony, the parents will tell the wizard the name of the soul and call him back.

As for the marriage name, it is the name given after marriage, and everyone calls him this name.Because they migrated and lived together in family units, forming a tribe.

There are not many people in the tribe, you just need to have a name.If you leave the tribal range, you can just say which tribe you belong to, without mentioning your name.

During the Hongwu period of the Ming Dynasty, a large number of immigrants entered Yunzhou, stationed troops and farms, occupied its cultivated land, and dominated its children.The Han culture began to influence them. For the convenience of calling, some Lisu compatriots have names, and maybe even their ethnic groups have changed.

But more Lisu tribes continued to migrate to the depths of the canyon. In this sparsely populated and inaccessible place, they continued to live a tribal life without a surname.

By 1820, that is, in the middle and late Qing Dynasty, the land cultivated by our Lisu compatriots was occupied and resold by chieftains and Han bureaucrats, and they were forced to revolt.

We have said that slash-and-burn farming is not easy, especially in high mountains and valleys. After finally reclaiming some land, it was occupied and sold.

The uprising alarmed the imperial court, there must be a leader, right?So when the local government reports to the imperial court, you leader, what is your name?
Ask them, no one knows.Um?Name?What's your name?
The magistrate made up one for them, saying that Tang Gui and Fu Tiangui had turned against each other, and the reason was such and such.You said that Tang Gui and Fu Tiangui are too Han Chinese. "

He Huan's Erhuayin, Tang Guier, and Fu Tianguier are not only Han Chinese, but also very Sichuan-Chongqing!Everyone laughed.

"This is the first time they have faced the Han culture on a large scale because of the war. Fighting on both sides! The general will be named! Who is the opponent? I don't know! Isn't this battle like a child's play?"

A group of people laughed.

"The rebel army is also confused! Let's use the name! This is more like Faner!"

"Hahaha..." A group of singers stopped singing and surrounded Xiao Bailong to listen to the explanation.I finally understand why the Lisu brothers in Minzu Garden want to drink concentric wine with him after listening to his explanation!
People who know more about your history and culture than you, can't you drink concentric wine?

"We have to come up with a name! Calling it makes the other party terrified! What Labaenbaniapa! Here we come! Pa, which means tribe in Lisu language."

The Lisu compatriots nodded, "We still have a lot of people who are called pickpockets, but there are more of them from the older generation."

"They took the tribe as their surname. What does it mean? The Han people can't understand it! Find someone to translate! Oh, La Pao...isn't porridge!"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan looked at the little white dragon group, "Guess."

"Tiger tribe!" said a language expert.

"Yes!" He Huan said with a smile, "You are indeed an expert in the study of ethnic languages! Lapa, this is very similar to the self-proclaimed Laluoba in Bijia Village! They both mean Tiger Tribe.

Lisu language is a branch of Yi language, and some characters sound the same or similar to Yi language.Well, it's the bear tribe. Nia steak is the bird tribe.

After translation, they have a surname, and those of the Bear tribe have the surname Xiong.As for the tiger tribe, the Han people said that there is no tiger in the family name, so they translated it into Hu.I couldn't find a suitable homonym for Bird, so I took the surname Bird.In this way, they took the tribe as their surname. "

The Minister of Propaganda said: "Yes! Little Bailong really understands the culture of our ethnic minorities better than we ourselves!"

The Lisu compatriots nodded.

"After liberation, the production teams required names, and Lisu children also required names when entering schools. Many Han officials and teachers gave them names or transliterated names.

Therefore, the Lisu compatriots you see feel that many names are very common, but through their surnames, you can still judge their ancestors.

What kind of bear, Hou, Gu, Ma!For example, our driver's surname is Ma. "

The driver looked at him with a smile, and learned about his life experience from Xiaobailong!
He Huan looked at the festive costumes worn by the singers, "The costumes of the Lisu people are mainly made of linen. Linen is also their worship object. We cannot live without linen, just like we cannot do without old drivers!"

Master Ma clapped his hands and laughed, very happy. Master Li saw him happy, no matter how happy he was, he couldn't drink!hum.

The Xiaobailong Tuan watched Xiaobailong coax a group of ethnic minority compatriots into smiles, treating him like a brother!

"Because they worship elves and believe in animism, each tribe has a specific object of worship.

Those who fly in the sky, run on the ground, grow in the ground, swim in the water, and all of them have become their worship objects, and thus formed their surnames, which come from tribes and nature. "

Liang Ange said: "Listening to their singing this morning, I already feel it!"

The Lisu compatriots were very happy and listened with great interest around the little white dragon.

He Huan looked at a few singers, "These singers are named Feng, Tang, and Ding. In fact, they all come from the bee tribe. Feng is the bee that comes from bees. Some people have the surname honey or bee directly. Change it to the harvest of the harvest.

And because honey is sweet, I can't just name it sweet, right?It's so embarrassing to say I'm sweet!Especially us boys!To be more tactful, our surname is Tang, next to the character for rice. "

"Hahaha……"

"what!"

"Honey is sweet, but bees sting. I'm not like them who only think of bees and honey as sweet. I have to be careful. My surname is Ding, go to the next word."

"Hahaha……"

The three singers did not expect to be from the same tribe, and they gathered together and happily hugged their shoulders.

Everyone gathered around, scrambling to report their names, and asked Xiao Bailong to help them find brothers and sisters from the same tribe!
The Lisu boy from the Minzu Garden pulled him first, "I, I, I!"

"What's your name?" He Huan turned to look at him.

"You don't know my name!" The Lisu boy looked shocked.

Everyone laughed, and He Huan also laughed and said, "I only knew you as a Lisu brother. You are the only one!"

The boy was suddenly brilliant, it turned out that Xiao Bailong didn't know his name because he was the only one!Sure enough, it is different!
Liang Ange looked at He Huan, "Your surname should be Tang! Your mouth is so sweet!"

Everyone smiled and looked at Xiao Bailong. In the morning, He Huan sang the Chinese version, and the female singer who sang the Lisu version smiled and said, "Is brother's mouth really sweet? It makes people want to taste it!"

"Hahaha..." A group of people laughed and fell to the ground.

Everyone was so excited, they all watched Xiaobailong singing in antiphonal!
The experts were especially excited and liked this kind of scene the most!Sing like chatting!Open your mouth and come.

He Huan sang back with a smile: "You call someone to try it, her family lives in Qiantang River."

The onlookers were taken aback for a moment, this is impossible to sing!This is the owner!The female singer blushed slightly and turned her head away.

Another female singer complained about the injustice, and then sang: "My brother's mouth is deceiving ghosts, how can the Nu River connect to the Qiantang River?"

Everyone looked at He Huan again, and felt that he was just refusing, but the excuse was not very good.

This girl is not easy to fool!

If a handsome guy who can sing appears alone, the girls will always be excited.

Xiaobailongtuan also looked at him, although he had said in Bijia Village that he had a girlfriend, but they didn't think it was a big deal to watch the fun!I just like this scene!

Qin Huai is also very proud, not worried, there is no way, his students are too popular!

This girl is so hot!He Huan had no choice but to sing back: "One Jiangnan flows to one Jiangdong, and it flows to the sea and finally connects."

Geography is here!The experts looked at the girls with a suppressed smile.

Qin Huai was very proud. Apart from having no sense of direction, this child had nothing to hinder him.

The spicy girl doesn't know if the Qiantang River and the Nujiang River are really connected, and she doesn't know what to do!

Seeing that another sister was stumped by the little white dragon, a girl sang: "One Jiangnan flows and one Jiangdong, she says west and you say east. Can you try it? What are you talking about Qiantang River?"

"Hahaha..." Man Shanpo laughed, Xiao Bailong really stabbed the girl!Being bombarded by girls in turn!The smell of gunpowder is getting stronger and stronger!
Liang Ange excitedly asked the male singer watching, "Are they arguing with antiphonal songs?"

"Yeah." The singer's shoulders also shook, after all, there are very few people who can quarrel with each other!It's still a group of people quarreling with him alone!Little White Dragon is so miserable!
He Huan couldn't laugh or cry, what did he do wrong?He just doesn't want to feel sorry for his girlfriend!Is it really generous to ask her to taste it!Boys need to protect themselves too.

The reason is on my side, how can I be afraid of them?Singing back: "I said she was in the Qiantang River, you said I was coaxing ghosts! You have to drink as much wine as you want, and you can't kiss if you don't love each other!"

Everyone laughed, sang songs and quarreled, it was so fun!
The girl at the beginning was already flushed, turned her back, and wanted to run away.

He Huan didn't want to embarrass her, and he didn't want to make the folks in Nujiang feel sad, so he sang: "Two high mountains come out of the river, and seven orifices lead to a distant place. My brother is drunk in Nujiang, and his heart is in Qiantang."

Everyone applauded, and the governor patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "What a pity! This Qiantang girl must be beautiful! Next time you come to Nujiang, take her with you!"

He Huan nodded with a smile, the gentleness on his face made the girls jealous.

"Do you want to go to Qiantang?" the governor said softly, "You can't go now!"

He Huan sighed, "I haven't been there yet!"

Everyone looked at him, this Qiantang girl, I don't know what she looks like, making Yunzhou Xiaobailong so emotional, unwavering in her determination!
The director smiled and said: "This is going to be broadcast, you can watch it, and let Xiao Bailong bring Qiantang girl to Nujiang, I think Hangzhou will snatch Xiao Bailong over there!"

Everyone laughed, "Yes!"

Tour guides like Xiaobailong have never been to Hangzhou, but they are in Qiantang with emotional ups and downs. This must not make them ecstatic!

In Nujiang, I gave a wave of publicity to Hangzhou!This variety show is going to be on CCTV!Don't know how to see Hangzhou then?
After singing like this, He Huan felt a little sad.Her heart is in Qiantang, but she won't let him go there!
Liang Ange looked at him, "Your girlfriend is so happy!" Then he looked at the girls, "You are all amazing! It's really chatting and singing! Swinging time, I fully understand it now!"

The girls were also happy when they were praised by the big star, and looked at Xiao Bailong again, "Xiao Bailong is really talented! Matching is very good! Singing is also very good!"

He Huan said with a smile: "You all have talents. The bathhouse song competition originally not only competed in songs but also in poems. It was basically a seven-character tune, just like our ancient poems. It was written and sung. Now we don't know how to sing. But you guys are still talking and singing! That's amazing!"

"You can also speak and sing! That's amazing!"

At the beginning, the girl was not embarrassed anymore, and it was still fun to make such an episode!
Chen Ying was especially happy, what a right decision it was to let Xiaobailong lead the music tour!Xiao Bailong's unexpected antiphonal song will greatly add luster to this variety show!

(End of this chapter)