Road idiot tour guide

Dou Sanzhan is very sorry.

He Huan knew that the Nu people were indeed too hospitable, especially the guests from afar, but there were indeed too many of them!
He Huan laughed and said: "You see, you are embarrassing this handsome guy from the Nu tribe!" Then he said to him: "Then sing us a few more songs, and we will leave."

"Hahaha..." The experts laughed, what kind of people are this!Threatening people?
Dou Sanzhan looked at them, "Go to my house, it's too cold outside."

Xiaobailongtuan followed brazenly, just wanting to go to his house.Walking to the original Zhiziluo Primary School, Dousanzhan walked to a classroom with corn cobs hanging from the eaves.

"Aopo." Dou Sanzhan put the basket on the edge of the steps, shouted, went in and said a few angry words to the man inside.

The little white dragon group automatically stopped outside the door.

He Huan said: "Aopo is an uncle in the Nusu language. Aopo is the most respected name of the Nu people. A Nu proverb: The longest road in the world is the longest in the world, and Aopo is the largest in the world. This is a legacy of the matriarchal clan. Customs. Uncle is the head of the family."

"Ah!" Everyone respected immediately.

A man in his fifties came out, and Gu Ju introduced: "I am the director of the State Tourism Bureau, and this is the director of your Fugong Culture and Tourism Bureau. They are experts in discovering and promoting minority music."

The man quickly said, "Please come in, please come in." Seeing how many people were blocking the door, he was obviously a little confused.

The experts are all embarrassed, but really want to listen to a few more songs.

He Huan said: "Uncle, don't worry, we will leave after listening to Dou Sanzhan singing a few songs."

"Oh." The uncle dragged them into the house.

The room was originally a classroom with a blackboard, and it was quite spacious, but the long-term smoky fire made the room very dark, with only a cluster of firewood in the firepit, which gave the room a little halo.

A row of bacon hangs on the beam above the firepit, which is very attractive.

Beside the firepit, a mother-in-law with white hair exposed under her baotou stood up, smiling very cautiously.Another aunt who was washing vegetables by the stove also looked at them, even more reserved.

Everyone is so embarrassed, it seems to scare this family!
But it is impossible to make them turn around and walk away.

Dou Sanzhan shouted: "Aoyue." Pulling her mother-in-law, he explained to her what this large group of people who ran into his house was doing.

"Aoyue, that's grandma, grandma." He Huan said, "The younger one, I heard his name is Aopi, that's aunt. It seems that this is a big family with three generations."

Everyone immediately bowed respectfully, "Excuse me!"

The mother-in-law quickly shook her head and told her son and grandson to let the guests sit down in angry words.Sanzhan and Uncle hurriedly brought up the bench, and then looked at them, very embarrassed, so many people didn't know who to sit on.

Look at embarrassing them!The experts were very embarrassed, and quickly said: "Don't be busy, we will stand and leave in a while, we just want Sanzhan to sing for us, please trouble."

After listening to grandson's explanation, grandma stared at him, patted his arm, and said a few words.

Now it's the experts' turn to be dumbfounded.

Uncle explained: "Omi... my mother said, you have come from afar, and when you arrive at home at night, how can you let you go out hungry!" …

Everyone really wants to get out now!How can the family entertain their large army of more than 40 people?
Grandma said a few more words, and uncle explained to them again: "I just didn't prepare, I can only cook some Gudu rice, I hope you don't feel disgusted."

The little white dragon group wanted to run away, but Dousanzhan ran out first, everyone panicked, did they scare the child away?

Quickly asked: "What is he going to do?"

"He went to borrow a bowl," said the uncle.

Everyone stands restlessly.

Seeing them standing, the uncle said again: "I'll borrow some benches for you to sit on!"

"No... no..."

Everyone turned their heads, and uncle also ran out.Grandma didn't understand Chinese, so she smiled kindly at them, found a big pot from a corner, and looked at them, as if to see if it could cook so many people's meals.

A group of people huddled in the house like fools, it felt like a gang of robbers.

Liang Ange looked at Xiao Bailong, "Why don't you come back tomorrow? Look how busy they are!"

He Huan was speechless, "It was always you who said you wanted to stay, okay?"

Qin Kong glared at him, how dare he call my wife?

Liang Ange smiled and said, "But I'm really embarrassed! There are so many of us!"

Grandma didn't understand what they said, so she smiled at them again, and my aunt took the pot and went to wash it.After brushing it clean, open the small pot on the fire pit and sit on a large pot of water.

He Huan said: "This is for our group of uninvited guests who broke into the house, a small pot for a big pot!"

My aunt laughed, she seemed to understand Chinese.I guess I wanted to tell them to sit, but there was no place to sit, so I turned on the lights, but it was not very bright, but everyone felt very warm.

"There's still electricity here!"

"In the place where electricity was first connected, some people didn't move out at that time, and some people moved in later, so there was electricity." Gu Ju said.

Not long after, Sanzhan walked in carrying a stack of colorful bowls and a basket of quickzi, which seemed to be borrowed from various households.The guests hurried aside to let him pass, almost turning around and running away.

Sanzhan put the bowl on the stove and said something. Grandma stomped her feet, but smiled all over her face.

The three uncles also came in with a pile of benches, "The neighbors said that they will bring food to the guests in a while, and when you are done eating, everyone will come to my house to sing. At night, you will share, how many people in each family, and go to sleep."

Liang Ange clapped his hands happily, "My wish to live here has come true!"

The experts looked at her, speechless.But in fact, everyone doesn't want to go.I told you everyone is going to sing!
The experts sat around the firepit, and the photographers stood around them.

When the water boiled, grandma poured a large spoonful of Baogu noodles into the pot and boiled Gudu rice. Xiao Bailongtuan couldn't help swallowing.

The uncle said: "We can only grow corn and buckwheat here, and that's all we eat. Don't dislike them."

The experts shook their heads and sniffed, "No, no! It smells so good!"

"This is Baogu Lake!" He Huan also swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "It's not easy to eat in the city! It's good to eat some coarse grains! Because when cooking, it will be boiled until it is sticky, so it is called Gudu vividly. All meals."

The aunt yelled, and the uncle stood on the stool, took down a strip of bacon, and handed it to the aunt to cook.

Then he sat down with the guests and made tea for them. …

The Little White Dragon Group looks more and more like a bandit group!
Dousanzhan held a spoon and lowered his head to stir the Gudu rice in the pot.The sweet and tangy taste of corn bread!

He Huan said, "Uncle, there are so many of us, it really bothers you."

"Not many." The uncle shook his head, "When we used to celebrate the New Year, if everyone came back, there would be four or fifty people. Now our sisters are not together, and the children are also working outside. It is rare that so many people come to the house. Mi is happy!"

Looking at Dou Sanzhan who was stirring Gudu's meal, Gu Ju asked, "Why didn't Sanzhan go out?"

"He didn't know how to talk and do things when he went out, so he planted tea at home."

"How many Zhiziluo people are there now?" an expert asked.

"There are more than 30 households with more than 100 people, all of whom are elderly, and they can't run anymore."

"Are they all natives?"

"We used to live here, but everyone moved, and we moved to the village below. I was just married at that time. Then the landslide washed away the house and there was no place to live, so we came back."

"Oh."

"What do you live on?"

"I just grow some corn and buckwheat for rations, and now I grow some tea on the mountain behind, and sell it in Liuku, but I can't afford it."

Lu Bureau said: "The per capita annual income is about [-]."

Uncle nodded.

The little white dragon group is even more on pins and needles!How dare you eat their food!And the meat they have saved for a year!
But in order to sing at night, I can only sit down with a cheeky face!

The experts drank tea, "This tea is not bad!"

He Huan said: "Good tea is produced in the high mountains and clouds! Although the history of tea planting here is short, the environment is good, so the quality of the tea is still very good! It's just that the market hypes up the old trees on the mountain tops, and these unknown ones can't be sold at a price, but it's not the taste. not good."

Gu Ju looked at Xiao Bailong with a smile, "The tea god said so! This place will definitely develop in the future!"

Uncle looked at Xiao Bailong suspiciously, Gu Ju smiled and said, "How many of them do you know?"

Obviously, they are not very familiar with the outside world and celebrities.

He Huan and several Yunzhou celebrities smiled and waved their hands, signaling Gu Ju not to speak.

The firepit was crackling and burning, and the cauldron was full of gurgling, sweet and tangy, filling the whole house.

Neighbors who also lived in the school brought some tables first, and my uncle set them up by the firepit.Neighbors came in with dishes one after another.

The experts were very embarrassed. Many of the neighbors were old people who didn't understand Chinese very well. They put down the dishes and left with a smile.

Uncle said: "They also go back to eat, and come to sing later."

He Huan said, "Are all these old people from the Nu tribe?"

"There are people from all ethnic groups. Originally, the people who lived here were all Nu people, but the people who moved here were Lisu people and Lemo people from nearby."

He Huan explained: "Lemo is a branch of the Bai nationality. The Bai nationality is basically sinicized, and Lemo is a very primitive branch."

Liang Ange excitedly said, "They said they came to sing, so can they all sing and dance?"

Uncle nodded, "There are not many people here, let alone come. You have come from a long way, we must sing and dance."

"Is there no taboo?"

The uncle was stunned for a moment, and Lu Ju explained: "Some Christians can't sing and dance." …

The uncle picked up a jug of Gudu wine and put it on the table, "Our family used to believe. But believers can't drink alcohol. After insisting on it for a few days, I couldn't stand it anymore and started drinking again. I just thought, forget it, wait for me One day, if you don’t want to drink it, I will believe in religion again.”

"Hahaha..." A group of people laughed wildly.

Uncle looked at them embarrassingly, and everyone held back with difficulty.

Liang Ange said: "Don't mind, we think you are too cute!"

"Everyone in the village believes it. One night during worship, I got drunk and sang and danced. Everyone looked at me, and I was very embarrassed."

The pros look at him, and he's just too cute!

"Later the house was washed down again. Some people in the village said that I offended the Lord, and I was punished. I didn't want to rebuild the house, so I took my family back to the old city."

The experts nodded.

"The church above has been abandoned, and no one is taking care of it, so I sing and dance around the firepit, and I am happy."

"Did you teach him the songs of Sanzhan?"

"I taught him. Singing, dancing, drinking, without these three things, going to heaven is meaningless."

Everyone laughed and understood!
"What about the parents of Sanzhan?"

"His mother, my sister, died when he was eight years old."

"what!"

The family looked quite calm.

"Where's Dad?"

"My younger sister also believes in the Lord, especially after she got sick and prayed every day, but she still didn't recover. In the end, my brother-in-law informed us to go and we discussed whether to go to heaven or return to our ancestral land.

I think, if anyone wants to go to heaven, they can go, but I want to send her back to the ancestral land.I just wanted to invite Yu Gusu to attend the funeral. "

He Huan explained: "Yu Gusu is the priest of the Nusu people."

The uncle nodded, "His father and his family all believed in the Lord and said they would be sent to heaven. After our Nusu people die, we always go back to our ancestral land to reunite with our ancestors.

Go to heaven, we don’t know where heaven is, we don’t know who is there, and we don’t know how she lives after she goes.

Only when she goes back to the ancestral land, she knows how to go every step of the way, and knows that she can go back to the ancestors to reunite with them and get their care.Only when we are alive can we rest assured.

When I was arguing with my brother-in-law, my sister held my hand tightly, she couldn’t speak, she just shed tears, I knew she was worried about going to heaven, I said to send her back to her ancestral land, Opu has already gone. "

"Father." He Huan explained.

"In the future, all the sisters will go to their ancestors to reunite. She closed her eyes, let go, and went away with peace of mind."

Everyone had tears in their eyes, for their simple family affection.To be reunited in another world.

Sanzhan lowered his head, placed wine bowls on the table, and poured Gudu wine one by one, showing no expression.

"My sister is gone, they invited a priest, and I also invited Yu Gusu, it's not good to invite Yu Gusu, now, many of them can't be found, they won't.

I finally found one, and after the priest read it briefly, I asked Yu Gusu to send her back to the ancestral land.

Later, his father married again, and I brought my nephew home.My sister is gone, but he is still a member of our family. "

The guests were very moved, as expected of uncles!
"Have you any children of your own?"

"My son has a family and works outside. There is also a daughter who goes to a teacher's college in Yuxi and comes back after a few days." …

"Oh." Everyone nodded.

He Huan said: "Zhilujing is a common funeral ceremony for ethnic minorities in Southwest China, especially Tibetan-Burman-speaking people. It is also a religiousization of Tibetan-Burman-speaking oral histories.

The content chanted by the priests includes historical origins, myths and legends, war migration, tribal division and integration, soil hunting and settlement, etiquette and folk customs, etc.It is a detailed national history book and a record of customs and customs.

Many place names and relics are authentic and testable, and ancient and modern place names can be compared.What are the scenery and people along the way, how to get there, and ancient means of transportation such as ropes and rafts, all appear in the road guide.

Compared with the illusory kingdom of God or heaven described by religion, their ancestral land, the place where the souls of the clansmen return, is the migration route of their ancestors, and it exists in the real world. "

Uncle nodded, "Yes! Our ancestors established Sanzhao at the Erhai Lake during the Nanzhao period. After Nanzhao defeated us, our ancestors crossed the Lancang River, crossed the Yunling Mountains, and crossed the Biluo Snow Mountain to Zhiziluo. "

The experts looked at him. Although Han characters were created very early, many people no longer know their roots.

Perhaps their journey of finding their roots back to the birthplace of their ancestors after death is a lingering imprint in their blood, a group memory passed down orally from generation to generation.

This is very touching!

Seeing that the wine had been poured and the table was full of dishes from the neighbors, my aunt also brought the thinly sliced, bright and fragrant pipa meat to the table.Uncle greeted the guests to take their seats.

Dou Sanzhan brought two dabias and handed one to his uncle, who played the dabias. Grandma and aunt took out two piccolos from their waists as if by magic, and played them.The family played and danced around the guests and sang the Nu wine song.

Music family!
Everyone was very pleasantly surprised!