Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 73 I'm Not Clean

The brothers laughed and asked again: You have done a good job, you have become an image endorsement, why did you leave?
He Huan: My photography skills are much better than that of the photo spots in scenic spots. I do not recommend tourists to go to the photo spots, and I had some conflicts with them.

Zheng Qian: After being a tour guide for a month, you can really blow your mouth!Your broken mobile phone is better than others taking pictures?
I just took a selfie with my mobile phone. Although I took it casually, He Huan feels that he is much better than ordinary people in terms of composition and conception.But they may still not see it well.

Waiting for nothing to happen, took out the camera to take a picture of the night scene, and posted it in the group.

The brothers fell silent.

That kind of brilliant, blurred, fleeting crowd and traffic flow, the whole photo is moving, which makes people feel admiration and loneliness when they are in it but on the sidelines.

After a while, Meng Li sent a crying emoji: I want to go home!I miss mom!
He Huan: Did you drink too much?Drink less.

I also sent a few photos of the flower garden in the afternoon to the group.

The brothers completely believed him!

[Fuck!How did you practice this technique?I haven't found it before! 】

He Huan: Mainly talent.The money borrowed from Xu Zhijie was used to buy a camera.

【Fuck! 】

He Huan suspects that they have spent four years in college for nothing, and that everything can go wrong!
Simply sort out the photos of the flower gardens, what are the unique flowers in each garden, and what are the connections between flowers, as long as he can create a few stories, he can create several characteristic tour routes.

He Huan was lowering his head to sort photos, when a peeled orange was handed to him, He Huan raised his head, "If you don't take advantage of me, you will die?"

Liang Ming laughed loudly, the orange juice in his mouth splashed on his face, He Huan wiped it off speechlessly, and stood up.

Liang Ming took his suitcase, "Where are we going next?"

"It's okay to go to your place, or to open a room."

Liang Ming turned his head, "I said work!"

He Huan smiled and said, "I haven't thought about it yet."

Liang Ming didn't ask anymore, anyway, he was so awesome, he became an image endorsement after going to Paomashan for a month, and the same goes for other places.

"What about you?" He Huan asked with concern.Liang Ming was a little more boring than the other roommates, and he was the closest to him among the people in the dormitory, so he usually didn't share his work in the group.

"Still familiarize yourself with the wiring in the office!"

"It's almost time to join the group, right?"

"Yeah." Liang Ming nodded, "The agency also urged me to join the group, and the tour guide is too busy."

He Huan patted him on the shoulder, "You can do it."

Liang Ming sighed, "I even want to be a tour guide in scenic spots, wouldn't it be better?"

He Huan shook his head, "I went to the scenic spot to check out spots."

"Step on?" Liang Ming turned to look at him.

"Well. I still need to do ground pick-up after I'm familiar with the main attractions."

Liang Ming looked at him, "I really admire you! Huan'er!"

He Huan laughed, "You have already passed the test for the tour guide certificate, don't waste it. At least you have to take a walk. A senior told me that the blue star is round, and Lu Chi is not scary!"

"Actually, I think the biggest obstacle to being a tour guide is not road idiots, but personality." Liang Ming looked worried.

He Huan put his arms around his shoulders, "You are very good at taking care of people, and tourists will feel it too."

"En." Liang Ming nodded.

After taking the bus to Liang Ming's rented apartment, He Huan came out of the shower. He was a boy. Finally, he didn't need to wear pajamas. He just wore shorts. It was so comfortable!
"Finally waiting for the opportunity to share the bed with Mingming! Where should I sleep?"

"I don't want to smell your stinky feet."

"Have you smelled it secretly? How do you know it stinks?" He Huan stretched out his foot.

Liang Ming slapped it away, "Get lost!"

He Huan smiled and got into bed, "Then we can only sleep at one end."

"Why don't you have a quilt? Are you naked because you want to have fun with your crotch?"

"My name is He Huan! Who wants Cheng Huan?"

Liang Ming laughed.He Huan got up again, opened the suitcase and took out the cool summer quilt.

The two of them wrapped up in their respective quilts and chatted until late at night, and Liang Ming had to go to work the next day, so they stopped chatting.

When he woke up, Liang Ming had already left, and the key was placed beside the bed.

During the internship period, he took a day off and finally slept in. He Huan lay on the bed for a while and continued to organize the photos and notes in the flower garden.Suddenly, a message came out from the mobile phone: Meng Li quit the group.

He Huan was idle, and was the first to express his shock: Mengmeng is not a virgin anymore?He quit!

The brothers were also shocked continuously.

He Huan pulled another group and brought Meng Li in.

Everyone asked curiously: "Mengmeng has really become a man? Congratulations! There is no live broadcast! Tell me more! Be more specific!"

Meng Li: It would be fine if I broadcast live, at least you guys won’t be able to stand it and come to give me a hand!
Everyone is even more curious: What's wrong?
Meng Li: I was drunk by those two old women last night. I obviously wanted to send them back to the hotel and then go home, but I woke up in their room in the morning.

【Fuck! 】

Meng Li: They left and left 2000 yuan by the bedside!And I took out the opinion form from my bag and wrote satisfaction!

The brothers laughed: It seems that you performed well for the first time!Can be praised by the veteran of the battlefield!
Meng Li: Do you have a conscience?Brother's first time!This is the first time I have received a tip from a guest!Oh shit!Who do you look down on?

A few inexperienced guys asked curiously: Didn't you say that you can't be drunk?
Meng Li: If only I was so drunk that I couldn't remember at all!The point is that I still have a little impression!They have rich experience, how can I be their opponent?At that time, I was dizzy, and I felt that the old sow had beautiful features!Brother is now regretting to death!I am done!
Everyone suddenly felt a little sympathetic.

Zheng Qian: Such a bold and unrestrained woman, you should go to the hospital to have a look!

Meng Li sent a series of crying expressions.

He Huan: Where are you?I go with you.

Meng Li: Are you here to see me making a joke?
He Huan: No.

What's so funny about this?Their dormitory is full of virgins. Apart from being poor, they are quite conservative, or they still maintain a beautiful and sacred expectation for love and related behaviors.

This was quite unexpected.

He Huan hurried out to take a taxi and rushed to Mengli's side, afraid that he would be too late to think about it.

Seeing He Huan, Meng Li hugged him, "Huanhuan, I'm not clean anymore."

"It's okay." He Huan patted him on the back, "Let's go to the hospital."

"If you came to me last night and brought me back, you don't have to take me to the hospital now!"

"Hmm." He Huan thought to himself, luckily I didn't go!
Although it was said to take him to the hospital, Meng Li led the way by himself, and He Huan accompanied him.

Meng Li babbled all the way: "A novice tour guide, I don't dare to take a big group. They only bring a few individual tourists. These two women can be my grandma if they get married early, but they don't care about it at all. Not kind."

He Huan looked at him, then turned his head again, heartbroken for him, what a loss!

"Since I received them, they have been picky about food, picky about where they live, picky about the sun, damn it! I didn't let the sun shine like this! They just opened an umbrella, and I carried their luggage all the way. The money didn't make a dime." They all laughed sourly.

They finally got through until they were about to leave. Last night they suddenly said that they thought I had a good temper, felt sorry, and wanted to treat me to dinner.I am also very grateful, otherwise I will give me a bad review after leaving!Just stay with them.I really didn't expect..."

He Huan looked at him sympathetically, not knowing how to comfort him, and having no experience.

"It's really disgusting!" Meng Li stopped by the side of the road as he said that, leaning on a tree and retching.He Huan didn't know whether he was suffering from alcohol or other sequelae.

When they arrived at the hospital, they registered and went in. The doctor looked at them, "Who will do the examination?"

He Huan looked at the dejected Meng Li, "He."

"Aren't you going to do it?" The doctor looked at him suspiciously, two handsome guys, the performance of the Andrology Hospital depends entirely on college students!I can't help it and I'm afraid of death!

He Huan shook his head and walked aside, wondering if the doctor had misunderstood something.He is very pure.

After the full set of inspections, the tips were almost spent, and Meng Li looked like he was going to die.

He Huan comforted: "It's okay."

I don't know what he was thinking, he was rambling on the way here, but now he doesn't say a word.

After sending him home, He Huan looked at the boys and girls, "Do you want to have dinner together tonight?"

Meng Li shook his head, "I'm going to pick up the tour group tomorrow, and I'll write the plan and the tour guide in the evening."

He Huan looked at him, it's not normal to suddenly work hard after being hit!Persuading: "Let's say you are sick and ask for a few days off."

"I'm not sick!" Meng Li said, and walked into the alley.

　I only found out about the Kunming-Guangzhou flight after reading the news. In front of life, there is nothing to hold back.May everyone be safe!so sad

　　
　
(End of this chapter)