Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 83 The Rock Is Really Big, Really Big Stone

"Brother Kuan!" As soon as He Huan arrived at the battery car waiting point, he saw Lu Kuan and said happily, "It's your group!"

Lu Kuan was also very pleasantly surprised, and patted his arm, "Little Bailong! You really went to Stone City to be a tour guide?"

"Great kindness is hard to come by." He Huan said, "I came here to step on the spot, but I got lost. Team leader Li brought me out. There is no way to repay him. I will help him lead the group for a few days."

Lu Kuan took a step back and looked at him again.

He Huan laughed and grabbed him.

Lu Broadband led him to the tourists, "This is running..." He changed his mind and said with a smile, "Stone City tour guide! He will guide everyone to visit Stone City!"

The group that comes in the afternoon is generally a returning group.It is different from the passing group in the morning.The morning is usually the beginning of the trip.

In the afternoon, I basically come back from other places, pass by the high-speed side, come in to punch a card, and then go back to Spring City or return directly by plane at night.

Compared with the tourists in the morning group who were full of anticipation and novelty, the tourists in the afternoon group had been traveling for a few days, lost their freshness, were very tired, and were eager to return home.In the afternoon, the sun is also more basking, and the summer afternoon is even drowsy.

So it is not easy to take the group in the afternoon.

He Huan took the tourists in on a battery car and saw them drowsy and didn't speak.

After entering the scenic spot, He Huan said, "Welcome to Stone City! Do you know my name?"

"Brother Ah Hei!" Seeing that he is handsome, he still has a few female tourists to give him face.

"You guys are so good at it! Who told you to call it that way?"

"We are tour guides!"

"Your tour guide must be jealous of me! My name is Xiaobailong!"

"Why is it called Little White Dragon?"

"Because I am white." He Huan glanced at them, "I will be friends with anyone who says I am white."

"You are white, you are white!" The tourists laughed and booed.

"Li Sichuan? Li Bai, Li Bai! I'm still Du Fu!"

"Hahaha..." The sleepy tourists perked up.

"See this pile of stones?" He Huan pointed to the screen-like stones behind him. On the largest side was written: Stone City.

"I see!"

"Come! Write a poem!"

"Hahaha……"

"Look at you, do you think in your heart-oh my mother! There are so many big rocks!"

The well-spoken mandarin was followed by a sentence of Sichuan dialect, which made the tourists laugh again.

He Huan still had a serious face, "Li Bai has gone all the way to Shu, but it's a pity that he didn't come to Stone City. If he came, what a magnificent poem he would leave behind!

I think the most regrettable thing about Yunzhou is that many literati in ancient times could not go as far as you do today!Therefore, the beauty of Yunzhou is wild and unspeakable, and the modern age follows everyone's footsteps to unveil the mysterious veil. "

Everyone nodded. Although this trip was tiring, we did see a lot of beautiful scenery.

"Li Bai didn't come, so this is..." He Huan turned his head and pointed at Shi Pingfeng, "Looking at the big rock from a distance, it's big when you look up close. The rock is really big, it's really big!"

He Huan's voice is full of emotion and rhythm.The tourists laughed wildly.

"What kind of poem are you talking about?" A girl laughed out of tears.

"Don't mock me, this poem wasn't written by Xiao Bailong, it was written by Guo Moruo, yes, it's the one that wrote "The Market in the Sky".

Twinkling and twinkling, the streets are full of small stars, and the sky is full of stars blinking, like many small street lights. Later He Huan sang, blinked at the children, and the children all sang along with him.

"Hahaha..." Everyone looked at the tour guide who was talking nonsense.

"The poem "Big Stone" fully expresses the poet's shocking psychology of "My God! What a big stone!"

The Sichuan dialect is connected with the well-spoken Mandarin, which made the tourists laugh wildly.

"Guo Moruo is a man from Luo (Le) Mountain." He Huan added.

"Hahaha……"

He Huan turned around and led the tourists inside, "Now we're starting to climb the rocks, everyone, don't laugh!"

"Why?"

"Because when you smile, lean forward and back together, this string will bump into each other..." He Huan turned his hands like a Tai Chi Baguazhang, and then pushed, "Nonsense."

"Hahaha……"

A child pointed at him and shouted excitedly: "He's playing mahjong!"

He Huan gave a thumbs up, "There is an inheritance, as expected of Chuan Wazi!"

"Hahaha……"

"I told you not to laugh, but still laugh!"

"Hahaha……"

Leading tourists up the stone ladder like a line of sky, He Huan said: "This is called a very narrow and open person, which comes from Tao Yuanming's "Peach Blossom Spring".

With his hands on the stone, he watched the tourists go through the narrow passage one by one.A pool of clear water suddenly opened up in front of the eyes, and the tourists were very pleasantly surprised!

He Huan looked at them, "Do you know where this is?"

"Peach Blossom Spring!"

"You have traveled all the way from Sichuan to Hunan to move the Taohuayuan to Yunnan. I thank you on behalf of the Yunzhou Tourism Bureau. Just ask you: Are you tired?"

The tourists laughed.

He Huan also smiled and pointed to a stone in the pool, "Look! What is that?"

The tourists looked at the large characters on the stone and cautiously asked, "Sword...boom?"

"Come on, read with me: feng—feng!"

"hong—"

"Boom!" He Huan said, "The sword of Boom pierced the sky, that's right! This is the Sword Boom Pool! You should show its aura to the fullest!"

The tourists laughed.

"Where's the sword?" A tourist looked at the broken stone.

"Observation is very careful. It is said that after 200 million years of hard work, my grandfather made this sword [-] million years ago. The sword's edge pierces into the sky. It is placed here to be passed on from generation to generation.

In Dad's hands, Dad used this sword to challenge everywhere. He didn't know which territory's leader lost the fight, so he smashed the sword indiscriminately, and the sword was broken, leaving only the hilt. "

"Oh!"

He Huan looked at their suddenly enlightened eyes, and said seriously: "It was broken by an earthquake."

The tourists froze for a while, then laughed out loud, staggering from side to side.Several female tourists beat him with gestures, and He Huan ran away.

"We thought there was really a story about a grandfather who made a sword and a father broke it!" The tourists laughed.

"However, Stone City [-] million years ago, that is, the era of dinosaurs, was indeed a vast ocean. Later, the Indian plate and the Eurasian plate fought."

Seeing the tourists laughing again, He Huan said seriously: "The earth's crust moved, the truth came out, and this piece was lifted up. So what you see now is the underwater world. If you look carefully, you will find marine fossils."

"Oh!" The tourists were amazed, looking at the vast underwater world where swords and rocks stand tall.

An older sister looked at the clear water in the pool, "Is this water falling from the sky or flowing underground?"

He Huan glanced at the eldest sister, "It's raining from the sky to the ground."

The tourists laughed again.

"There is a saying in Yunzhou that there is a stone city on the ground and a mandarin duck valley underground. They are all the uncanny workmanship of nature! They are all unique landforms formed by the erosion of rocks by water.

As the saying goes, water drips through stone, and the stone that is easiest for water to penetrate is limestone, because it melts in water.Under the mutual erosion of surface water and groundwater, the unique shape we see today was formed.

The stones underneath were also eroded and riddled with holes, and they were all interconnected.So these waters fell from the sky and flowed out of holes in the stones that we can't see. "

Everyone nods.A child asked his father curiously: "Dad, what is erosion?"

His father pushed his head, "Listen to Xiao Bailong!"

The child ran to He Huan, held his hand, and raised his head, "Little Bailong, what does erosion mean?"

He Huan looked down at him, "Erosion is like time is like a butcher's knife!"

"Hahaha..." A group of people laughed.

The child asked again: "What does the pig-killing knife mean? Little Bailong, are you a pig-killer?"

"The pig is my second brother, how can I kill a pig?"

The tourists laughed wildly.

He Huan looked at them, and said seriously: "The landforms of Blue Star can be divided into sedimentary landforms and erosional landforms according to geological processes. Sedimentary landforms are noble, such as plains washed out by rivers, with smooth skin. Erosion landforms are miserable, Xiao Sometimes it's weird."

Everyone laughed again.

"But it's still cute. In adolescence, there will be crazy acne, and there will be clusters of peaks. When you get old, you will be full of bumps and holes, but it also forms a unique beauty. This is the landform! If the appearance, I hope everyone is deposited The face, not the erosion of the face."

The tourists couldn't stop laughing.

(End of this chapter)