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Chapter 144 No.1 Full Score in All Subjects! (seeking subscription)

Gu Feng felt that time passed very quickly. The first semester of the sophomore year came to the end in a blink of an eye, and it was the final exam week.

Since the school is in the critical period of upgrading from the second to the first, the difficulty of the test questions given by the teachers of each subject is relatively low, and they strive to prevent most people from failing the subjects. The pass line hovers.

This caused Gu Feng, the top student, to score full marks in all subjects, shocking the entire mathematics class, and blinding the titanium alloy eyes of all the students of Sanchuan University.

"Gu Shen deserves to be Gu Shen. Before, he only got full marks in four subjects, but now he has full marks in all subjects!!!"

"Scary Gu Shen, this tm is definitely cheating, cheating!"

"In the future, don't ask God for exams, worship God!"

The students in the Shuying class talked a lot. They took out their mobile phones openly, snapped, and took pictures of Gu Feng.

I plan to print out the photos and stick them on the wall, and when the exam comes, I will prostrate and pray to God Gu for protection.

"Don't take pictures, don't take pictures, please delete the ugly photos, our Gu Shen also wants to look good."

Bai Tongxin and Tian Jingrui stood in front to prevent everyone from taking crazy photos.

Tian Xiang was close to the water tower first, so she sat behind Gu Feng, patted the back of Gu Feng's head, decided to wash it out when she went back, made it into a keychain, amulet, and carried it with her whenever she took the exam.

Gu God's head melon bless me! ! !
Tian Xiang still failed in the math this time, because the questions given by Lao Dong were not easy, even if he thought the difficulty was not high, he still failed half of the students in the math class.

At the last class meeting at the end of the term.

The mysterious homeroom teacher and the familiar Jiang Daoyuan appeared together.

"I hope everyone pays attention to safety, especially electrical appliances and the like must be taken out of the school, and the power supply must be turned off. This semester, our class is also a class that has had a fire. I won't say which dormitory it is. In short, everyone should Pay attention to safety, especially the risk of fire..."

Instructor Jiang has been worried about the fire in the 302 dormitory last time, so he spent half an hour explaining the safety of the holiday to make everyone realize the seriousness of the problem.

The head teacher kept looking at Gu Feng with a smile on his face.

"This time there is a student with perfect scores in all subjects in our class. This is the first creator of perfect scores in all subjects in the mathematics department of Sanchuan University, and the first creator of perfect scores in all subjects in the history of our mathematics class. Believe me, if I don't say who he is, everyone knows."

"Gu Shen! Gu Shen! Gu Shen!"

The students immediately called out Gu Feng's nickname, and looked at him in unison, like searchlights.

"Haha, that's right, it's Gu Feng."

The teacher in charge continued, "Everyone applauds to welcome him, and he will come to the stage to tell everyone about his learning experience."

Under the guidance of the head teacher, there was a clap of applause in the classroom.

Gu Feng walked slowly to the podium, faced all the students, and said,

"I got full marks in all subjects this time, mainly because the exam questions are simple."

The head teacher took the lead, clapping, clapping, and clapping in response to Gu Feng.

Most of the students' hearts are like this:
"Fuck, you can get full marks for simple questions? Why can't I get it!"

"Gu Shen started acting aggressive again, woo woo woo, so sour, so sour."

"If you don't listen or don't listen, just meditate on the scriptures, it doesn't conform to the common sense of the public at all."

Gu Feng continued, "Actually, everyone, don't myth me too much, and don't take my photo to go back to worship. I'm really not a tester. I'm just an ordinary, ordinary student bully. I just spent more time. In terms of study, I have rationally used the time that others use for entertainment, and I believe that God rewards hard work.”

The homeroom teacher and Director Jiang applauded together.

"well said."

Most of the students are like this at the moment:

"Fuck, don't use ordinary peace on you, you don't have anything to do with these two words!"

"Spend more time on study? Make good use of entertainment time? Gu Shen, don't lie to us, you still have time to fall in love! Are you a master of time management?"

"Heaven rewards hard work, we have your brains, we don't even need to read books to fail the exam!"

Gu Feng felt a wave of eye rolls from the audience. From the rolling eyes of the students one after another, it can be seen that they have been completely moved by his persuasion.

ka ka ka-

Tian Xiang stood up suddenly, took a few close-ups of Gu Feng's front with her mobile phone, and sat down in satisfaction.

Both the head teacher and Director Jiang were taken aback for a moment.

"Student Tian, ​​what are you doing?"

asked the teacher in charge.

"Take pictures and go back and worship every day, and bless me not to fail the make-up exam!"

Well, I didn't listen to what I said at all... Gu Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The homeroom teacher and Instructor Jiang also looked helpless.

The students saw that Tian Xiang had already made a move, and immediately took out their mobile phones.

"Everyone calm down, calm down."

Gu Feng felt that instead of getting all kinds of ugly photos taken by their mobile phones, it's better to send them the photos himself, "I'll post the photos to the group later, so you don't have to take them yourself."

The students in the Shuying class stopped.

Suddenly someone raised his hand and asked, "Can God Gu sign it?"

"Electronic version, sign the fart."

Gu Feng couldn't help but rolled his eyes, thinking that the students in the class were hopeless.

"My learning method is also very simple. The main thing is to study all the textbooks by myself, write out what I don't understand, ask the teacher to ask until I understand it, and brush up the questions to consolidate the knowledge points..."

clap clap-

Instructor Jiang applauded again, then looked at the students, "If you have any questions, you can ask God Gu for advice now."

Immediately, some students raised their hands and asked, "Gu Shen, can you teach me how to chase girls?"

Gu Feng raised his eyebrows.

Instructor Jiang coughed twice: "Ask about study."

The classmate immediately changed the question: "Gu Shen, can you teach me how to pursue girls and study at the same time?"

Director Jiang's forehead was obviously sweating.

Gu Feng smiled and looked at the male student with pimples on his face, and said: "Chasing girls and studying are actually the same thing. You need to put in your time and effort. Before I fell in love, I always regarded mathematics as a My girlfriend went to study, so you can see that my math score is the best in all subjects."

Everyone nodded thoughtfully.

Another classmate raised his hand and asked, "Gu Shen, is it like having three girlfriends at the same time?"

Instructor Jiang coughed twice again: "Students, please ask questions related to study."

The student immediately changed his words: "It's like being able to maintain full marks in all subjects when you have three girlfriends?"

Gu Feng was sweating, who has three girlfriends?Don't slander me at the class meeting!

"Your idea itself is wrong. A person's experience is limited. If he is in a relationship with three people at the same time and wants to do a good job in his profession, it will not be possible. Love and learning take time."

Gu Feng vetoed the classmate's question.

But everyone didn't buy it. Most people thought that Gu Feng was the top student who had three girlfriends, took care of his studies, and was able to participate in various competitions.

"Then how did God Gu do it?"

Li Ruiwen asked.

Gu Feng glanced at him: "I can't do it either, next question."

Even Gu Shen can't do it?So Gu Shen is actually very tired of facing three women?
Everyone thought so.

Bai Tongxin couldn't help it anymore, he raised his hand and asked, "Fengzi, do you have any tips for getting along with girls?"

Instructor Jiang cast a sharp eye on Bai Tongxin: "Ask about learning."

Bai Tongxin swallowed: "Is there any trick to learn when getting along with girls?"

Director Jiang was so angry that he almost fainted.

Gu Feng silently sympathized with Director Jiang for a second, and replied to Bai Tongxin: "This is very similar to our foreign policy. Seek common ground while reserving differences. If you do this, you can basically get along with each other."

"Gu Shen, is the belle of the Academy of Art chasing you?"

A classmate suddenly asked a question without even raising his hand.

Instructor Jiang and the class teacher looked at the student at the same time, and the student changed his words: "Gu Shen, is the school belle chasing you because of your good grades? Is chasing you because you don't fail the exam?"

What nonsense question?

Gu Feng rubbed the center of his eyebrows and said, "No, it's purely a rumor."

"Okay, the questioning session is over."

The teacher in charge stopped in time and signaled to Gu Feng that it was okay.

Gu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and sat back in his seat. He stretched out his hand and asked Tian Xiang for his mobile phone: "Student Xiang, have you deleted the photo?"

"No delete, no delete."

Tian Xiang said stubbornly.

"You take pictures without my consent, infringing on my right to portrait, do you know?"

Gu Feng raised his eyebrows and asked.

Tian Xiang was stunned, and said, "Then I will delete it, remember to post it in the group."

"Row."

Gu Feng gave a thumbs up.

Tian Xiang deleted all the photos she just took, leaving only the back of her head that she took earlier.

The back of the head does not infringe the right of portrait, right?

Afterwards, the classmates in the class began to urge Gu Feng to post photos in the group.

In desperation, Gu Feng posted the one-inch photo to the group.

This photo is on the student ID card, and students can find it if they want, so there is no big loss.

But Gu Feng still underestimated the creativity of the students.

In less than 2 minutes, some students turned the photos into emoji cards.

On the card is that you must pass every exam, on the left is Gu God Blessing, on the right is full marks in all subjects, and in the middle is Gu Feng's one-inch photo.

There is also a card introduction below: With this Gushen Card, you can avoid failing an exam once, and you will definitely pass the exam!

The corner of Gu Feng's mouth twitched slightly, can everyone stop feudal superstition? ? ?

Suddenly regretted sending the photo to this group of people.

Bai Tongxin and Tian Jingrui immediately clicked to save the emoticon package, ready to use it in future battles.

Liu Tianming hesitated for a second, then clicked Save.

Although I don't need to be blessed by failing to pass the exam, it would be nice if I could get full marks.

The head teacher coughed twice, drawing the students' attention from the phone to his face.

"Everyone, don't be in a hurry to play with your mobile phone. I have one more thing to announce. This winter vacation will start on January 1 and end on February 11. Classes will start. If you plan to stay in school during the holidays, remember to register with Instructor Jiang. , everyone should pay attention to safety when they go home.”…

After the class meeting, Instructor Jiang organized a big end-of-semester dinner for all the students in the class.

People from the two classes go to the school gate to eat hot pot together, and the fee is AA.

Director Jiang sat at a table with Gu Feng, Bai Tongxin, Tian Jingrui, and Liu Tianming.

"Drink?"

Bai Tongxin suggested.

Director Jiang nodded: "Have a drink and enjoy yourself."

Gu Feng also poured half a glass of beer and drank 2 sips.

After eating a hot pot meal, it was time for everyone to pack up and go home.

Bai Tongxin, Liu Tianming and Tian Jingrui drank too much again, Gu Feng tied up the three cobblers with a rope and took them back to the dormitory.

"Brother Feng, I can't do it anymore, I want to vomit."

Bai Tongxin pulled away Tian Jingrui's clothes, about to vomit inside.

"Don't vomit."

Gu Feng stopped it in time and made Bai Tongxin swallow it back, preventing a tragedy.

Opening the door of the dormitory, untied the ropes of the three drunk shrimps, and kicked them onto the bed one after another.

It is impossible to get them to the upper berth, so they lie on the lower berth.

Gu Feng kicked their buttocks all by himself before going to the bathroom to take a shower in satisfaction.

Shower and change clothes, climb to the upper bunk to sleep, and send a good night message to senior sister by the way.

(End of this chapter)