My Xueba Life Simulator
Chapter 149 Camera, pawn!
Chapter 149 Camera, pawn! (seeking subscription)
Gu Feng put the two of them on the sofa, and then went into the kitchen to cook pea hangover soup.
The method is very simple, you only need pea sprouts, appropriate amount of oil, cold water, and salt to make it.
Wash the appropriate amount of pea sprouts, drain the water and set aside;
Heat a wok over medium heat and add a small amount of oil, put the pea sprouts into the wok and stir fry slightly, pour cold water, bring to a boil over high heat, and add an appropriate amount of salt.
Make pea hangover soup, take out two bowls, and put them on the coffee table.
Gu Feng helped Ling Xiaoxiao up, "Xiaoxiao, there is delicious pea soup."
Ling Xiaoxiao's eyes opened immediately, she was obviously drunk, but she still stretched out her hand obediently, took the soup and drank it, not forgetting to say: "It's delicious."
After drinking the soup, she fell asleep again.
Gu Feng shook his head, foodie is probably like this, it's very good.
Gu Feng looked at Dong Xixi, Dong Xixi was not as easy to fool as Ling Xiaoxiao.
"Sister Xixi, come and have some pea soup."
"What soup, no, I can continue to drink."
Dong Xixi waved her hand, rejecting the delicious pea soup.
Gu Feng helped her up, her mouth puffed up, and she wanted to spit it out.
"Don't spit, don't spit, bear with it."
Gu Feng had no choice but to send her to the toilet, and Dong Xixi spat out "Rainbow" into the toilet.
Finally finished vomiting, Gu Feng took a water cup to rinse her mouth.
"Are you all right? Sister Xixi?"
"No, it's okay, it'll be fine if you vomit, but I'm still a little dizzy. I rarely drink beer, I usually drink red wine."
Dong Xixi explained.
Gu Feng put a hot towel on her and asked her to wipe her face.
She brought her face closer and didn't mind closing her eyes at all.
Gu Feng shook his head, why does Dong Yaojing feel like he has turned into a child after drinking alcohol.
He could only wipe Dong Xixi's face clean with a hot towel, and wipe off the makeup on her face by the way.
Gu Feng thought that Dong Xixi was wearing false eyelashes, so he wiped them vigorously with a towel a few times, which made Dong Xixi's eyes red, and they still haven't wiped them off.
"Xiaofeng, what are you doing? It hurts."
Dong Xixi said.
"Ah, sister Xixi, don't talk nonsense, Xiaoxiao is still outside."
Gu Feng immediately put away the towel, for fear that Dong Xixi would say something nonsense again.
"You can't take off your eyelashes, won't you feel uncomfortable when you sleep?"
Gu Feng asked curiously.
"These lashes are real, my own."
Dong Xixi said speechlessly.
"Really?"
Gu Feng withdrew his hand that was about to pull out the eyelashes, and almost made a mistake by himself.
And many girls don't take off their makeup before going to bed, Gu Feng shouldn't judge girls with the thinking of a straight man of steel.
Gu Feng helped Dong Xixi out of the toilet and sent her to the sofa. Ling Xiaoxiao was already asleep, breathing evenly.
"Well, sister Xixi, Xiaoxiao's father installed a camera in the living room. Remember not to take off your clothes casually in the living room. I'm going back. You drink sober soup, lock the door, and sleep."
Gu Feng reminded.
"Camera?"
Dong Xixi narrowed her eyes.
Gu Feng nodded, and he told Dong Xixi that it was also to avoid unpleasant things.
Dong Xixi rubbed her eyes and raised her head: "Where? Where is the camera?"
Gu Feng tilted his head, exposing the position of the camera to Dong Xixi's sight.
Dong Xixi took off her high-heeled shoes, slammed it on the camera, and smashed the camera down, firmly and ruthlessly.
This wave of operations stunned Gu Feng.
"Ah this."
Gu Feng immediately went to check the status of the camera and found that it was damaged.
"You actually want to peep into Miss Ben's privacy, there's no way."
Dong Xixi said, picked up the pea soup on the table, and gulped it down.
Gu Feng gave her a thumbs up.
Dong Xixi waved her hand: "Go back, I'll take care of Xiaoxiao."
"Remember to lock the door."
Gu Feng reminded, and then left the apartment.
Dong Xixi looked at the back of Gu Feng leaving, the corners of her mouth slightly raised.
"What a careful little guy."
Gu Feng returned to the ktv, guessing that Liu Tianming would definitely not be able to carry away two drunk Pippi shrimps.
Sure enough, there was still Bai Tongxin left in the ktv private room.
It is estimated that Liu Tianming planned to take Tian Jingrui back first, and then Bai Tongxin.
"Old Bai, Lao Bai, look at you, how did you drink?"
Gu Feng shook his head and walked over, helping Bai Tongxin who was lying on the ground up.
"Xuanxuan, are you here? Let me tell you, I can definitely hold on for an hour today."
Bai Tongxin gave a thumbs up and said.
"Xuan, you big-headed ghost, it's your father and me."
Gu Feng said angrily.
"Ah? Dad, why are you here? Did you come to give me money? I really don't have enough money. You don't even know how much college costs."
Bai Tongxin talked non-stop all the way, and he really regarded Gu Feng as his father.
"You can be content if you don't starve to death, you kid. You need so much money, but you don't see you studying hard? What are you doing with the money? Isn't it just to pick up girls? Girls that can be picked up with money are not good girls."
Gu Feng said seriously.
"Dad, you can't say that. What's wrong with girls pursuing a little material life? Birth is not something they can choose. What's wrong with them relying on their good looks to exchange some material resources? You can't look at it with colored glasses. They, have sympathy for them."
Bai Tongxin said seriously.
If it wasn't because he kept calling him father, Gu Feng wouldn't want to listen to him continue.
"Okay, philanthropist, you are a philanthropist."
"Dad, you really need to have a tolerant heart. Look, you are looking for young models everywhere, and I didn't say anything about you. I even helped you hide it from my mother. How can you be responsible for my college life? Don't give me living expenses, don't let me fall in love."
Gu Feng raised his eyebrows, feeling that he had heard some secret.
"Last time my friend's father had no money for surgery, and you didn't give me any money. You're really boring. I figured it out. I want to tell my mother what you did, so that my mother can divorce you, and let you Clean up and leave the house, anyway, my mother gave me more money than you."
Bai Tongxin muttered something.
Gu Feng picked out his ears and felt that Bai Tongxin was really a cheat.
But it's better not to meddle too much in other people's housework.
Finally, he carried Bai Tongxin back to the dormitory, and he also stopped talking.
Liu Tianming and Tian Jingrui, two unreliable people, were already lying on the bed and fell asleep.
Gu Feng kicked Tian Jingrui to the other side of the wall, threw Bai Tongxin onto Tian Jingrui's bed, and let the two of them squeeze together.
I really don't want to carry Bai Tongxin to the upper bunk, it's too tiring.
After taking a shower, Gu Feng went back to his little bed and went to sleep.
When I woke up the next day, I heard Tian Jingrui's voice like killing a pig.
"what!"
"what happened?"
Gu Feng rubbed his eyes.
Tian Jingrui kicked Bai Tongxin off the bed: "Why is this guy on my bed?"
"Madan, it's not like I haven't slept together, why are you kicking me?"
Bai Tongxin hugged his butt and said.
"No, my ass is hot, did you do something to me last night?"
Tian Jingrui said with an aggrieved face.
Liu Tianming and Gu Feng looked at Tian Jingrui and Bai Tongxin in shock.
They slept soundly last night and found nothing unusual.
Bai Tongxin immediately cursed: "Damn it, is your brain blocked by shit? How could I do it?"
"Then why do I feel hot?"
Tian Jingrui frowned and asked.
Gu Feng rubbed his chin and analyzed: "Did you drink too much yesterday, did you suffer from hemorrhoids?"
"Damn it, it's very possible."
Tian Jingrui got out of bed immediately and rushed to the toilet.
Bai Tongxin was so relieved that he almost became a pervert in the dormitory.
Liu Tianming patted Bai Tongxin on the shoulder: "I believe you are straight."
"nonsense."
Bai Tongxin patted the dust on his pants.
Tian Jingrui came out of the toilet with a bitter face: "Antai, I need Antai."
"Go to the infirmary to buy it yourself."
Gu Feng said.
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have drunk so much."
Tian Jingrui sighed.
Gu Feng looked at Bai Tongxin: "My dear son, why don't you buy some breakfast for Dad?"
"Fuck, you took advantage of me."
Bai Tongxin jumped up, about to fight Gu Feng.
Gu Feng waved the phone: "I'm going to release the recording from last night."
"What recording?"
Bai Tongxin asked curiously, Tian Jingrui and Liu Tianming also looked at Gu Feng.
The corners of Gu Feng's mouth raised slightly, and he clicked to play. They were all recordings of Bai Tongxin calling Dad, and Bai Tongxin's face turned green.
"Whoever tm asks me to drink again, I won't drink anymore!!!"
Bai Tongxin immediately swore to the sky and asked Gu Feng to delete the recording.
"Delete? That depends on your performance."
"Buy, buy, buy, I'll go buy breakfast for you guys right away."
Bai Tongxin felt that his luck was bad today, so he went to the toilet and changed into a pair of red underwear before going out.
"Take it to the playground, I happen to be going for a run."
Gu Feng said with a smile.
After washing up, Gu Feng sent a message to Ling Xiaoxiao, but Ling Xiaoxiao didn't reply to the message, probably still sleeping.
Gu Feng dragged Liu Tianming to run together, Tian Jingrui couldn't run anymore, what if the blood came out?
The two jogged along the plastic track, and the morning light shone on the young man, full of vigor.
"Tianming, which university do you plan to take?"
Gu Feng asked.
"To be honest, I'm not sure about Yenching University. I want to try Jiaotong University or Nankai University."
Liu Tianming replied.
"keep it up, you can do it."
Gu Feng encouraged.
At the end of this semester, Liu Tianming's grades were still No. 2 in the class, and he had already opened a distance from Li Ruiwen.
According to Liu Tianming's progress speed, Gu Feng believes that he can make up for his weakness with hard work.
Liu Tianming nodded heavily: "My math improved so fast, thanks to senior brother Liu Bailin, you haven't been counting on the competition team for a long time, I don't know how good senior brother Bai Lin is, his brain is simply a high-precision computer."
"Senior Brother Bai Lin, he is really powerful."
Gu Feng remembered that he had seen him do the questions before, he was a truly talented player.
"Unfortunately, Senior Brother Bai Lin is really in poor health and often gets sick."
Liu Tianming sighed.
"Why don't you drag him for a run?"
"Hey, Senior Brother Bai Lin doesn't care about exercising at all. Professor Li has persuaded him many times, but he doesn't want to, saying that he doesn't like sweating, and fatigue will affect his calculation ability. "
"Then there is no other way. In March, I will go to the imperial capital with him. I hope he will not get sick by then."
"We think so too, but Senior Brother Bai Lin is not very interested in cmc."
The two chatted for a while, and saw the beautiful scenery under the rising sun.
The women's tennis match is held today in the stadium, which is a friendly match between Sanchuan University and another university.
All the participants were girls, and the time was set for a holiday, but the audience was unusually large, all of them were male students staying in school.
(End of this chapter)
Gu Feng put the two of them on the sofa, and then went into the kitchen to cook pea hangover soup.
The method is very simple, you only need pea sprouts, appropriate amount of oil, cold water, and salt to make it.
Wash the appropriate amount of pea sprouts, drain the water and set aside;
Heat a wok over medium heat and add a small amount of oil, put the pea sprouts into the wok and stir fry slightly, pour cold water, bring to a boil over high heat, and add an appropriate amount of salt.
Make pea hangover soup, take out two bowls, and put them on the coffee table.
Gu Feng helped Ling Xiaoxiao up, "Xiaoxiao, there is delicious pea soup."
Ling Xiaoxiao's eyes opened immediately, she was obviously drunk, but she still stretched out her hand obediently, took the soup and drank it, not forgetting to say: "It's delicious."
After drinking the soup, she fell asleep again.
Gu Feng shook his head, foodie is probably like this, it's very good.
Gu Feng looked at Dong Xixi, Dong Xixi was not as easy to fool as Ling Xiaoxiao.
"Sister Xixi, come and have some pea soup."
"What soup, no, I can continue to drink."
Dong Xixi waved her hand, rejecting the delicious pea soup.
Gu Feng helped her up, her mouth puffed up, and she wanted to spit it out.
"Don't spit, don't spit, bear with it."
Gu Feng had no choice but to send her to the toilet, and Dong Xixi spat out "Rainbow" into the toilet.
Finally finished vomiting, Gu Feng took a water cup to rinse her mouth.
"Are you all right? Sister Xixi?"
"No, it's okay, it'll be fine if you vomit, but I'm still a little dizzy. I rarely drink beer, I usually drink red wine."
Dong Xixi explained.
Gu Feng put a hot towel on her and asked her to wipe her face.
She brought her face closer and didn't mind closing her eyes at all.
Gu Feng shook his head, why does Dong Yaojing feel like he has turned into a child after drinking alcohol.
He could only wipe Dong Xixi's face clean with a hot towel, and wipe off the makeup on her face by the way.
Gu Feng thought that Dong Xixi was wearing false eyelashes, so he wiped them vigorously with a towel a few times, which made Dong Xixi's eyes red, and they still haven't wiped them off.
"Xiaofeng, what are you doing? It hurts."
Dong Xixi said.
"Ah, sister Xixi, don't talk nonsense, Xiaoxiao is still outside."
Gu Feng immediately put away the towel, for fear that Dong Xixi would say something nonsense again.
"You can't take off your eyelashes, won't you feel uncomfortable when you sleep?"
Gu Feng asked curiously.
"These lashes are real, my own."
Dong Xixi said speechlessly.
"Really?"
Gu Feng withdrew his hand that was about to pull out the eyelashes, and almost made a mistake by himself.
And many girls don't take off their makeup before going to bed, Gu Feng shouldn't judge girls with the thinking of a straight man of steel.
Gu Feng helped Dong Xixi out of the toilet and sent her to the sofa. Ling Xiaoxiao was already asleep, breathing evenly.
"Well, sister Xixi, Xiaoxiao's father installed a camera in the living room. Remember not to take off your clothes casually in the living room. I'm going back. You drink sober soup, lock the door, and sleep."
Gu Feng reminded.
"Camera?"
Dong Xixi narrowed her eyes.
Gu Feng nodded, and he told Dong Xixi that it was also to avoid unpleasant things.
Dong Xixi rubbed her eyes and raised her head: "Where? Where is the camera?"
Gu Feng tilted his head, exposing the position of the camera to Dong Xixi's sight.
Dong Xixi took off her high-heeled shoes, slammed it on the camera, and smashed the camera down, firmly and ruthlessly.
This wave of operations stunned Gu Feng.
"Ah this."
Gu Feng immediately went to check the status of the camera and found that it was damaged.
"You actually want to peep into Miss Ben's privacy, there's no way."
Dong Xixi said, picked up the pea soup on the table, and gulped it down.
Gu Feng gave her a thumbs up.
Dong Xixi waved her hand: "Go back, I'll take care of Xiaoxiao."
"Remember to lock the door."
Gu Feng reminded, and then left the apartment.
Dong Xixi looked at the back of Gu Feng leaving, the corners of her mouth slightly raised.
"What a careful little guy."
Gu Feng returned to the ktv, guessing that Liu Tianming would definitely not be able to carry away two drunk Pippi shrimps.
Sure enough, there was still Bai Tongxin left in the ktv private room.
It is estimated that Liu Tianming planned to take Tian Jingrui back first, and then Bai Tongxin.
"Old Bai, Lao Bai, look at you, how did you drink?"
Gu Feng shook his head and walked over, helping Bai Tongxin who was lying on the ground up.
"Xuanxuan, are you here? Let me tell you, I can definitely hold on for an hour today."
Bai Tongxin gave a thumbs up and said.
"Xuan, you big-headed ghost, it's your father and me."
Gu Feng said angrily.
"Ah? Dad, why are you here? Did you come to give me money? I really don't have enough money. You don't even know how much college costs."
Bai Tongxin talked non-stop all the way, and he really regarded Gu Feng as his father.
"You can be content if you don't starve to death, you kid. You need so much money, but you don't see you studying hard? What are you doing with the money? Isn't it just to pick up girls? Girls that can be picked up with money are not good girls."
Gu Feng said seriously.
"Dad, you can't say that. What's wrong with girls pursuing a little material life? Birth is not something they can choose. What's wrong with them relying on their good looks to exchange some material resources? You can't look at it with colored glasses. They, have sympathy for them."
Bai Tongxin said seriously.
If it wasn't because he kept calling him father, Gu Feng wouldn't want to listen to him continue.
"Okay, philanthropist, you are a philanthropist."
"Dad, you really need to have a tolerant heart. Look, you are looking for young models everywhere, and I didn't say anything about you. I even helped you hide it from my mother. How can you be responsible for my college life? Don't give me living expenses, don't let me fall in love."
Gu Feng raised his eyebrows, feeling that he had heard some secret.
"Last time my friend's father had no money for surgery, and you didn't give me any money. You're really boring. I figured it out. I want to tell my mother what you did, so that my mother can divorce you, and let you Clean up and leave the house, anyway, my mother gave me more money than you."
Bai Tongxin muttered something.
Gu Feng picked out his ears and felt that Bai Tongxin was really a cheat.
But it's better not to meddle too much in other people's housework.
Finally, he carried Bai Tongxin back to the dormitory, and he also stopped talking.
Liu Tianming and Tian Jingrui, two unreliable people, were already lying on the bed and fell asleep.
Gu Feng kicked Tian Jingrui to the other side of the wall, threw Bai Tongxin onto Tian Jingrui's bed, and let the two of them squeeze together.
I really don't want to carry Bai Tongxin to the upper bunk, it's too tiring.
After taking a shower, Gu Feng went back to his little bed and went to sleep.
When I woke up the next day, I heard Tian Jingrui's voice like killing a pig.
"what!"
"what happened?"
Gu Feng rubbed his eyes.
Tian Jingrui kicked Bai Tongxin off the bed: "Why is this guy on my bed?"
"Madan, it's not like I haven't slept together, why are you kicking me?"
Bai Tongxin hugged his butt and said.
"No, my ass is hot, did you do something to me last night?"
Tian Jingrui said with an aggrieved face.
Liu Tianming and Gu Feng looked at Tian Jingrui and Bai Tongxin in shock.
They slept soundly last night and found nothing unusual.
Bai Tongxin immediately cursed: "Damn it, is your brain blocked by shit? How could I do it?"
"Then why do I feel hot?"
Tian Jingrui frowned and asked.
Gu Feng rubbed his chin and analyzed: "Did you drink too much yesterday, did you suffer from hemorrhoids?"
"Damn it, it's very possible."
Tian Jingrui got out of bed immediately and rushed to the toilet.
Bai Tongxin was so relieved that he almost became a pervert in the dormitory.
Liu Tianming patted Bai Tongxin on the shoulder: "I believe you are straight."
"nonsense."
Bai Tongxin patted the dust on his pants.
Tian Jingrui came out of the toilet with a bitter face: "Antai, I need Antai."
"Go to the infirmary to buy it yourself."
Gu Feng said.
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have drunk so much."
Tian Jingrui sighed.
Gu Feng looked at Bai Tongxin: "My dear son, why don't you buy some breakfast for Dad?"
"Fuck, you took advantage of me."
Bai Tongxin jumped up, about to fight Gu Feng.
Gu Feng waved the phone: "I'm going to release the recording from last night."
"What recording?"
Bai Tongxin asked curiously, Tian Jingrui and Liu Tianming also looked at Gu Feng.
The corners of Gu Feng's mouth raised slightly, and he clicked to play. They were all recordings of Bai Tongxin calling Dad, and Bai Tongxin's face turned green.
"Whoever tm asks me to drink again, I won't drink anymore!!!"
Bai Tongxin immediately swore to the sky and asked Gu Feng to delete the recording.
"Delete? That depends on your performance."
"Buy, buy, buy, I'll go buy breakfast for you guys right away."
Bai Tongxin felt that his luck was bad today, so he went to the toilet and changed into a pair of red underwear before going out.
"Take it to the playground, I happen to be going for a run."
Gu Feng said with a smile.
After washing up, Gu Feng sent a message to Ling Xiaoxiao, but Ling Xiaoxiao didn't reply to the message, probably still sleeping.
Gu Feng dragged Liu Tianming to run together, Tian Jingrui couldn't run anymore, what if the blood came out?
The two jogged along the plastic track, and the morning light shone on the young man, full of vigor.
"Tianming, which university do you plan to take?"
Gu Feng asked.
"To be honest, I'm not sure about Yenching University. I want to try Jiaotong University or Nankai University."
Liu Tianming replied.
"keep it up, you can do it."
Gu Feng encouraged.
At the end of this semester, Liu Tianming's grades were still No. 2 in the class, and he had already opened a distance from Li Ruiwen.
According to Liu Tianming's progress speed, Gu Feng believes that he can make up for his weakness with hard work.
Liu Tianming nodded heavily: "My math improved so fast, thanks to senior brother Liu Bailin, you haven't been counting on the competition team for a long time, I don't know how good senior brother Bai Lin is, his brain is simply a high-precision computer."
"Senior Brother Bai Lin, he is really powerful."
Gu Feng remembered that he had seen him do the questions before, he was a truly talented player.
"Unfortunately, Senior Brother Bai Lin is really in poor health and often gets sick."
Liu Tianming sighed.
"Why don't you drag him for a run?"
"Hey, Senior Brother Bai Lin doesn't care about exercising at all. Professor Li has persuaded him many times, but he doesn't want to, saying that he doesn't like sweating, and fatigue will affect his calculation ability. "
"Then there is no other way. In March, I will go to the imperial capital with him. I hope he will not get sick by then."
"We think so too, but Senior Brother Bai Lin is not very interested in cmc."
The two chatted for a while, and saw the beautiful scenery under the rising sun.
The women's tennis match is held today in the stadium, which is a friendly match between Sanchuan University and another university.
All the participants were girls, and the time was set for a holiday, but the audience was unusually large, all of them were male students staying in school.
(End of this chapter)
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