My Xueba Life Simulator

Chapter 339 Science Attacks Love
Ling Xiaoxiao leaned close to Gu Feng's ear, lowered her voice and asked,
"Xiaofeng, have you really thought of a way?"

"Yes, the scientific method."

Gu Feng made a silent gesture, and Dong Xixi looked at the couple curiously, with doubts in his eyes.

Could Xiaofeng really make herself fall in love with that idiot Qi Pinghai?

"I'm suddenly looking forward to what kind of transformation you will make to Pinghai."

In Dong Xixi's mind, Qi Pinghai's changed appearance was imagined. It was nothing more than a change of hairstyle, clothes, style and style of talking and doing things, changing from a nerd to a funny nerd.

But no matter what the situation is, Dong Xixi feels that he will definitely not fall in love with Qi Pinghai.

First, his appearance is not based on his own aesthetics, even if he looks clean and gentle.

Second, his personality is not the type I like. After such a long time of contact, apart from being obedient and obedient, he has no personality of his own.

Third, his IQ is not as high as his own. Although he is now the boss of a well-known love game, he is not smart enough.

Fourth, stay, have no interest, this is flawed, can't coax girls, can't create romance, lacks masculinity.

Although Dong Xixi didn't think about what the other half looked like, at least it was interesting.

Beautiful skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a million.

At least know some humor, can make myself laugh from time to time, and add some fun to the boring life.

While Dong Xixi was still fantasizing, Gu Feng had already left the sofa and came to the kitchen to watch Qi Pinghai, a good man at home, wash the dishes.

It wasn't until he washed all the dishes in the sink that Gu Feng waved to him.

"Brother Qi."

"What's wrong? Old Gu."

Qi Pinghai looked at Gu Feng with obvious doubts in his eyes.

"Come on, come to my lab."

"Don't you usually dislike people visiting your laboratory?"

Qi Pinghai smiled and untied his apron, followed behind Gu Feng, and the two went up to the third floor together.

Entering Gu Feng's private laboratory, Qi Pinghai looked around and was full of curiosity about various instruments.

He took the postgraduate entrance examination for mathematics, so he is not familiar with this kind of laboratory full of chemical and physical equipment, but he is not a cheap person, he will not mess around easily, at most he is not ashamed to ask his subordinates.

After he asked hundreds of thousands of whys in a row.

Gu Feng took him to a small room in the laboratory.

"Old Gu, what's the matter? Are there any new research results you want to show me?"

Qi Pinghai asked curiously.

"Yes, there are new inventions."

Gu Feng picked up the pheromone test paper, a few small pieces of paper that looked like post-it notes, they were plain in appearance, but had a faint smell.

Qi Pinghai couldn't tell what it smelled like, because he smelled it carefully, and there didn't seem to be any.

"What's this? A sticky note?"

"This is a pheromone test paper. The mutual attraction between people sometimes comes from the smell of pheromones on each other. Have you seen a movie?"

Gu Feng raised his eyebrows.

Qi Pinghai looked at Gu Feng suspiciously.

"To put it bluntly, it is a kind of pheromone. Extracting this pheromone, making it into a special test paper, and sticking it on the body can increase the charm of the opposite sex."

Gu Feng explained it to Qi Pinghai in an easy-to-understand manner.

Several question marks appeared on Qi Pinghai's head.

"Is this so? Can it really enhance the charm of attracting the opposite sex?"

"of course."

Gu Feng blinked confidently.

Qi Pinghai touched his chin, "But I don't think I lack the charm to attract the opposite sex. In our company, women confess to me from time to time, but I reject them all."

"That's not because you're attractive, but because you're rich. It's different. Just dress like this and walk down the street to see which of the opposite sex has taken the initiative to show love to you."

Gu Feng told the truth.

Qi Pinghai thought about it carefully for a while, and found that he had never been approached by the opposite sex when he was walking on the street. Even when he went to the bar or occasionally went to the nightclub with his friends, he never met a girl who took the initiative to strike up a conversation with.

Is my attraction to the opposite sex really weak? No, then I was still very popular in the company.

Maybe it's just that the girls on the street, the girls in the bars and nightclubs don't know how to appreciate it.

"You don't believe me, do you? Come, let me do a scientific questionnaire for you."

Gu Feng handed Qi Pinghai a questionnaire and asked him to do it right away.

Qi Pinghai was a little unconvinced, so he picked up the test paper and started to do it.

15 minute later.

Qi Pinghai frowned slightly as he looked at his charm test paper, which only scored 20 points, "Old Gu, did you get the wrong score?"

"Don't deny it. Just look at sister Xixi's attitude towards you, and you will know that you really lack the attraction of the opposite sex."

"Uh... well, what do you mean?"

"But you don't have to worry about it in the future, because this pheromone test strip can greatly increase your attractiveness."

Gu Feng can't say that this pheromone is only aimed at Dong Xixi, because he is not sure.

Maybe a girl like Dong Xixi will like Qi Pinghai when she smells this special pheromone.

And it is too absolute, it will make Qi Pinghai suspicious.

For example, why does your scientific research only focus on Dong Xixi?

Why does this pheromone only attract Dong Xixi?

Gu Feng couldn't answer these questions.

You can't reveal that you have a Xueba simulator, right?

"Really?"

Qi Pinghai was a little dubious.

"real."

Gu Feng nodded.

"Then try."

Qi Pinghai decided to give it a try with a half-believing mentality.

In short, just paste a few pieces of paper, which can be covered with clothes and will not be seen by others.

And, what if it works for Dong Xixi?
Soon, Qi Pinghai pasted pheromone test strips, 6 in total.

All covered under the clothes.

Gu Feng didn't feel any changes in him, he needed to appear in front of Dong Xixi to know the effect.

But before that, something else needs to be done.

"Old Qi, you have now improved your attractiveness to the opposite sex, but the one you want to attract most is Sister Xixi, you still need to make some changes."

"What changed?"

Qi Pinghai's eyes lit up.

Although he didn't feel that his charm had improved, he had inexplicably gained a little more confidence, probably due to psychological effects.

"Sister Xixi likes smart and humorous men. There is no way to improve IQ, but you can make achievements in EQ. So, during this period of time, you must work hard to learn how to be a humorous man."

Gu Feng found a few books from the bookshelf and pushed them to Qi Pinghai.

"Humor Encyclopedia", "Collection of Bad Jokes", "Brain Teasers", "How to Improve EQ" and other messy books.

Qi Pinghai frowned, "Do you want to read all these books?"

Gu Feng nodded, "That's right, they all have to watch."

"Then what's the use of me pasting this test paper?"

"You have to cultivate both internally and externally. You can't just rely on external force. It's not so easy to chase girls."

Gu Feng patted Qi Pinghai on the shoulder, "In this way, you come to me every day to help you change the pheromone test paper, and then you spend your time on studying. Even if Dong Xixi comes to you these days, you still say I'm busy and don't have time to talk to her, one month later, after you finish reading these books, we will proceed to the second step."

"what?"

Qi Pinghai was obviously a little unhappy, "Want to reject Xixi?"

"It's not for you to reject her, but for her to see a better you in the future. If you want to catch up with a girl, you have to listen to me. Look at me, I'm going to be a father now. Can I lie to you? ?”

Gu Feng said seriously.

Qi Pinghai nodded hesitantly, "Okay, then... can I go to a branch office then?"

"Of course, just don't delay reading time."

"Uh-huh."

Qi Pinghai didn't have the confidence to refuse Dong Xixi's invitation.

Soon, Qi Pinghai walked down from the third floor with Gu Feng with a stack of books in his arms.

Dong Xixi looked at him curiously, "Old Qi, are you going shopping at night? Check out the night market in Moon City."

"Okay..." Qi Pinghai was about to agree, but was pushed by Gu Feng behind him, and he immediately changed his words,
"No... no, I want to read a book."

"Uh... well."

Dong Xixi felt that Qi Pinghai who came down from upstairs was strange, but due to the distance, she didn't smell the pheromones on Qi Pinghai's body.

This pheromone is like a perfume, limited in scope.

And, after you smell it, you will never forget it.

"Brother Qi is going to retreat."

Ling Xiaoxiao said with sharp eyes.

"Retreat? Read books in retreat? This is what Xiaofeng came up with? Wouldn't that make him more stupid?"

Dong Xixi said with a smile.

Ling Xiaoxiao shook her head, "No, Xiaofeng must have his reasons for doing this. He must use scientific methods to transform Senior Brother Qi and make him into the type you like."

"So, science has taken action against love?"

Dong Xixi laughed and teased.

Ling Xiaoxiao glanced at her mouth, "Anyway, don't believe me, or we'll make a bet."

"Okay, what's the bet?"

Dong Xixi is interested.

"If Xiaofeng succeeds, then you must not blame him in the future."

"What if he fails?"

"Then I will let you choose the name for the baby in my stomach."

"Okay, deal!"

Dong Xixi and Ling Xiaoxiao clapped their hands, indicating that the agreement was established.

In the next month, Dong Xixi rarely saw Qi Pinghai. He would either read in his room and never go out, or go to the branch office. He almost became a busy person and deliberately ignored Dong Xixi.

"This is how Xiaofeng taught Qi Pinghai? Play hard to get? Unfortunately, it doesn't work for me."

Dong Xixi shrugged, she only regarded Qi Pinghai as a friend, so naturally she would not be disappointed.

In addition, there are so many men pursuing her, what method has not been used?

She has seen a lot.

It's just that recently I feel that Qi Pinghai is more pleasing to the eye, and I don't know if it's because he doesn't pester me, but I feel that he is not so dull.

So, a month later...

inside the laboratory.

Qi Pinghai sat opposite Gu Feng.

Gu Feng looked at Qi Pinghai seriously, "Are you ready?"

Qi Pinghai nodded heavily, "Ready!"

"Let me tell you a bad joke first."

"What is the main reason for the fights among Northeast people? What is A looking at? What is B looking at you? To sum it up in one sentence, what is it?"

Qi Pinghai asked.

Gu Feng already felt a little cold around him.

"Just because I saw you one more time in the crowd."

(End of this chapter)