He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 169 164. Find a suitable reason to kissEat more dumplings! 】

The reason why Winter Moon God collapsed in anger and crushed the controller is probably because after two consecutive deaths, the accumulated 'runes' are gone...

Although Nekoyashiki has not been playing for a long time, the game is very popular after all, so I have been seeing related strategies intentionally or unintentionally these days.

Therefore, he already knows a lot of related game settings.

To put it simply, 'Rune' is the experience points and money used to upgrade characters or weapons and equipment in "Elden's Ring".

In this game, as long as you die, as a punishment, the runes accumulated on the character will fall in place.

At this time, if you run back to the death point after resurrecting from the resurrection point, you can still pick up the dropped rune.

But if it dies again on the way back...

The angry Winter Moon God is an example, the rune will disappear directly, causing the player's blood pressure to soar!
As for the remaining [-]% ​​possible reason for the collapse of Lord Shenming, it is being repeatedly blasted by the boss...

The original handle has been broken. Needless to say, the two handles that are still in good condition must have been pulled out from the chest by Dongyue with the 'creation ability'.

Aliens will also collapse due to suffering games.

Nekoyashiki wanted to laugh a little.

Points +4000.

He also noticed that Dongyue also covered the broken handle with two layers of toilet paper as a cover...

The crisp sound of pressing the handle button suddenly disappeared.

Nekoyashiki looked up, meeting Fuyuki's eyes.

The girl's petite body visibly froze, and she quickly turned back to look at the screen.

The long snow-white legs that were originally resting on the side of the sofa retracted and crossed their legs directly onto the sofa.

Start pretending to be okay.

Nekoyashiki was amused.

The alien looks like a child who breaks things and is afraid of being reprimanded by his parents.

Her worry is purely superfluous.

After all, in terms of results, there are still two handles.

The girl also showed a small gesture of trying to hide it, obviously knowing that it was wrong to 'break the handle'.

All these show that Winter Moon God has been able to think from the perspective of a normal person.

Points +4000.

This is undoubtedly a great progress on the road to adulthood, and Nekoyashiki certainly doesn't intend to say that Fuyutsuki is not because of this trivial matter.

Besides, in his heart, the total number of PS5 controllers in the world is not as important as Winter Moon God's happy mood.

At this time, melodious and deep background music came from the monitor speakers.

Nekoyashiki looked at the screen.

It was night on the screen, and the figure of Winter Moon was standing in a dilapidated church.

On the half-collapsed wall in front of him sat a female NPC.

The NPC wears a large witch hat, has ice blue skin, and has a temperament as cold as the cold moon.

The strange thing is that she has four jade-like arms, and the phantom of the second face is reflected on her face as if her soul is out of its sheath.

Fascinating, yet undeniably beautiful.

That's the NPC: Moon Princess 'Witch Lani'.

Is a tsundere.

To be precise, it was Lani's spirit body, not her main body.

A dialogue option pops up on the screen.

Winter Moon moved her slender fingers slightly, pressed the handle button, and started a conversation.

Lani told the player that her pseudonym was 'Leina', and in a tsundere exchange, she handed over the game item 'Spiritual Bell', which can provide powerful assistance to the player, to Dongyue.

Suddenly, Winter Moon God turned his head.

Looking at Nekoyashiki, she raised her slender finger and pointed to the screen.

"This is my wife." She said in a calm tone.

Nekoyashiki: […]

"Then what about 'Melina' you said you were going to marry last night?"

The young man couldn't see it, and complained for another NPC, Melina.

Dongyue tilted her head, blinking her big bright eyes.

【You just forgot about him!
What a scumbag!
I tell you┗|｀O′|┛Aw!

If you are like this, if you become the protagonist in 'Daily Campus', you won't survive the third episode! 】

Nekoyashiki bit the flesh of his right cheek with a look of disdain.

"It was yesterday that I gave you the ring, allowing you to summon the vehicle 'Spirit Horse'.

The beautiful female character with chestnut hair, dark brown cape, and one eye closed! he said aloud.

The memory was awakened, and Miss Dongyue's head was slightly tilted back, her small and lovely mouth was slightly opened.

From the angle of Nekoyashiki, it happens to be able to see the little cherry red tongue of the girl.

Sexy and cute.

Nekoyashiki subconsciously twitched his right index finger.

The memory of being deeply held by the Winter Moon God one morning flashed through his mind.

Think of the soft touch you feel when your fingertips, fingertips and tongue touch...

The contemptuous expression immediately disappeared like a hexagonal ice crystal in the dog days.

"Goo." The boy's Adam's apple twitched.

I want to kiss...

Just being cute may not be enough to do whatever you want.

But if it is as cute and sexy as Dong Luna, it can represent absolute justice!

Neko Yashiki is convinced!
Dongyue slowly closed her pink mouth.

"That is also my wife." She said, her tone was as unquestionable as last night.

Cat Yashiki: "..."

I complained in my heart: [You put this to open a harem, right?
See one and love one, love one and tease one, tease one and accept one, accept one and then find the next one?
Is this kind of immoral, morally corrupt, and unethical thing that a decent person can do?

The little alien is really shameless!
Remember don't forget to let me be the main palace. 】

……

[Sorry, she gave too much!

Conditions are too tempting!
Just imagine, wouldn't it be a good thing for the emperor to play with concubines when the time comes?
Wonderful! 】

Nekoyashiki Haiyin, this boy has a very flexible 'moral bottom line'...

"I support your harem career with both hands and feet!" He said decisively.

The expression was so firm and loyal, I didn't know that I thought it was a contracted knight who swore allegiance to the king.

"En." Winter Moon God nodded in satisfaction.

Put down the slender arm pointing at the screen, and grip the handle again.

Turning her fair and straight neck again, she continued to look at the display screen.

'I don't think we'll see each other again. '

'...I'm looking forward to it...'

At the end of the dialogue in the game, the bewitching and arrogant Moon Witch "Lani" slowly dissipated in the moonlight, and directly turned into dots of fluorescence, leaving with the south wind.

"So when will we leave the game world and go directly to attack the beautiful girls in reality?" Nekoyashiki said enthusiastically.

"Cat Yashiki."

Fuyutsuki Naina tilted her head at a 45-degree angle and squinted at Nekoyashiki.

"You say!"

"idiot."

Cat Yashiki: "..."

"My lord, what would you like to eat tonight?" The bottomless boy tried to play the role of queen.

As soon as I said it, I realized that this work does not seem to belong to the queen, but to the eunuch...

Dong Yueshen's eyes were already attracted by the screen again, she didn't look back, and spoke directly.

"K..."

"Slap!" Nekoyashiki decisively raised his hand to stop it.

His facial features twisted, "Don't come here, I'm going to vomit!"

[Return to KFC, KFC eight times a week!

Those who didn’t know thought that Grandpa KFC gave you money to do publicity! 】Makoyashiki complained.

Regardless of Fuyuki, Nekoyashiki clicked on the auxiliary device panel to find something to eat.

While thinking about a suitable reason to kiss the winter moon god at night.

　Since the afternoon, my right eye and head have been suffering from pain.

　　I'm afraid that the power of the evil king's true eye, which I have been sealing in my eyes for a long time, is about to break free!
　　What's more dangerous is that there are still darker and more evil forces taking advantage of my weakness to invade my territory!
　　Launched 'Ultra!' on me!Invincible Intense' Noise Attack!

　　For the safety of the world, the survival of all mankind, and for everyone to celebrate the festival with peace of mind, I, Kissshot, must concentrate on dealing with the enemy and building a new barrier!

　　So, today is an update!

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