He has always been good at eating melons!
Chapter 47 The Idiot Without an Umbrella and the Alien Idiot 【Recommendation~】
Chapter 47 The Idiot Without an Umbrella and the Alien Idiot 【Recommendation~】
Miss Dongyue asked three questions.
He neither knew the origin of the ring nor what it was called, let alone where other holy artifacts similar to the ring were.
No way, Nekoyashiki had to give up for the time being, and took back his desire for the holy artifact.
He reminded himself not to forget the original heart of 'you can pursue power, but you can't indulge in power'.
It is unplanned good luck to get a sacred artifact by chance, so I won't force others for the time being.
Pull Dongyue out of the bridge hole.
Looking up, the weather is getting more and more gloomy, from gray to black.
The dark clouds spread quietly, covering the entire sky, as if someone dripped a drop of rich black ink into the gray and white paint, and the black gradually faded away.
Going forward, even away from the river bank, the damp dullness did not disappear.
It's going to rain.
[Sure enough, as long as you don't bring an umbrella, it will definitely rain on cloudy days. 】
Nekoyashiki quickened his pace, pulling Fuyutsuki to catch up with the return subway.
It was past five o'clock, and the subway car was no longer as empty as when it came, and the seats were basically full.
Some people whispered lively, feeling that they had a good time playing today.
There are also people who look tired and sit with their heads buried in their faces. It can be seen that the overtime work has just ended.
Unable to find a seat, Nekoyashiki held Fuyutsuki tightly with one hand and the handrail with the other, standing in the middle of the carriage.
Dongyue looked around curiously like before.
A cute girl with pure makeup looks shyly at this side.
Nekoyashiki read her thoughts.
It's eating melons "a youthful love affair between a handsome guy and a cute girl", feeling that it is really enviable to be able to hold hands in the subway.
Next, a reminder came from the eating melon assistant.
Get eaten melon, points +20.
If it was this morning, Nekoyashiki might still be blushing a little.
But throughout the day today, as long as he was moving, he almost held Dongyue's hand, and now he didn't feel that it was against the law at all.
Even thinking about putting your hands up and parading around the subway car.
That would definitely sprinkle the dog food all over the car, thus reaping a wave of eating melon points...
But then I thought that there might be radicals from the fff regiment in the carriage, so I gave up in order to avoid being burned by mistake.
Walking out of the subway station, the rain was so strong that it didn't start to fall.
Nekoyashiki couldn't help but sigh secretly.
But just a few meters away, his neck suddenly felt cold, and he felt a cold touch.
Subconsciously stopped, looked up.
'Clap! 'Big drops of rain fell on his forehead.
Nekoyashiki gave a jolt.
It's raining.
Umbrellas in the point mall are very cheap, but a dozen points can be exchanged for one.
But Nekoyashiki doesn't want to show the point exchange function equivalent to "creation out of thin air" in front of Fuyutsuki for the time being.
There are many reasons.
First of all, he is a relatively cautious person, and he still doesn't dare to show the magical ability of the melon-eating assistant outside.
The Dongyue shielding device around him is not necessarily reliable, and it is not a good thing if someone sees it or is photographed by a camera.
Maybe you will see a hot search video the next day: 'A handsome street magician conjures an umbrella in the street! '
Besides, the ghost knows what Dongyue's reaction will be when she sees it.
If she, who is studying human behavior, regards "creation of the void" as a necessary skill for human beings, the consequences will definitely not be optimistic.
Take ten thousand steps back, even if you can avoid the above two.
Whether Fuyutsuki can keep it secret after watching it is also a big problem. If one day in school, he suddenly said: "Nekoyashiki can rub out an umbrella with his bare hands."
Even if it's just unintentional, Nekoyashiki's blood pressure will explode.
Of course, the most important point is that he has umbrellas at home, and more than one...
It's important to run quickly.
The legs stepped out, but the upper body couldn't move...
Nekoyashiki looked back with his chin raised 45 degrees, and found that Fuyutsuki was staring sideways at other passers-by holding umbrellas.
It seems to be observing the behavior of passers-by 'holding umbrellas'.
Nekoyashiki secretly barked that something was wrong.
[tsk!If I let the aliens know that I didn't think carefully and forgot to bring an umbrella, wouldn't my great image as a teacher be directly wiped out?
No, I have to redeem it here. 】
He made up his mind, so he turned around to fool Dongyue.
"Dongyue, human beings sometimes feel the emotion of fighting against the weather.
Therefore, I will face cloudy days with a challenging attitude, so the more cloudy it is, the less likely I am to carry an umbrella. "
The voice just fell.
It happened that a passer-by aunt with a vegetable basket passed by on the phone.
The aunt yelled at the phone, "You! Are you an idiot? I put the umbrella in the porch and forgot to take it?
What?Want me to pick you up?
I don't want to pick you up in the rain!I don't care if I don't have a car, just call your dad!If you can't come back, then give me a make-up lesson in the cram school for an overnight! "
It seems that the aunt is talking on the phone with the child without an umbrella...
[You, this is too coincidental!Do you want to do this! 】 Nekoyashiki wears a pain mask.
Fuyutsuki's neck turned, and his eyes followed the passer-by aunt, and then returned to Maoyashiki.
The atmosphere froze here.
Inexplicably, Nekoyashiki read the meaning of torture from Fuyutsuki's expressionless and pretty face.
【So embarrassing...】
"Cough... well, people are different, and there are still a few people like me who dare to fight against the sky..." Nekoyashiki continued to speak boldly.
He believes that Dongyue's current state is still easy to fool.
"Nokeyashiki, you are an idiot who forgot to bring an umbrella." Fuyutsuki said silently.
A knife was inserted into the back of the cat's house.
Aliens can always launch a precise strike at a specific moment!
Nekoyashiki let go of Fuyutsuki's hand, so ashamed that he covered his face with his hands.
"Sorry!" he yelled.
"Crash~"
A large number of water droplets poured down, hitting the concrete floor, the vertical billboards of the shops on the street, and the roofs of the vehicles passing on the road.
It was raining heavily.
The raindrops hit Nekoyashiki's heart of shame.
【So, I hate going out on rainy days...】
Taking Fuyutsuki's hand again, Nekoyashiki started to run.
……
When they got home, as expected, both of them were drowned.
The dripping hair stuck to his forehead, and the wet clothes stuck to his body. His whole body was wet, cold and uncomfortable.
Nekoyashiki took off his damp shirt, went straight to the bathroom, and threw the shirt into the washing machine.
Turning around, he almost bumped into Dongyue.
Dongyue has also taken off his shirt with him...
The dress inside was already drenched, the part where the air was left formed tube-like folds, and the part that was close to the skin was quite transparent.
Dongyue raised her head slightly, stretched out her hand, and handed over the shirt.
The rainwater trickled slowly down her short hair at the temples, and gathered into streams at the base of her ears.
Flowing through the white and tender face, delicate jaw, and snow-white and slender neck.
Finally, it diverted at the collarbone and merged into two small mountain peaks.
The view was good, but Nekoyashiki only watched it for about eight seconds, then took the shirt from Fuyutsuki and threw it into the washing machine as well.
Even if Dongyue is exposed to rain, theoretically, she should not catch a cold.
Because she is not only an alien, but also an idiot (Note: It is said that 'there are idiots who don't catch a cold')...
But after boiling the bath water, Nekoyashiki let Fuyutsuki soak first.
He went to the bedroom first, dried the rain with the towel that should be washed, and changed into old clothes.
Idiots don't catch colds...
(End of this chapter)
Miss Dongyue asked three questions.
He neither knew the origin of the ring nor what it was called, let alone where other holy artifacts similar to the ring were.
No way, Nekoyashiki had to give up for the time being, and took back his desire for the holy artifact.
He reminded himself not to forget the original heart of 'you can pursue power, but you can't indulge in power'.
It is unplanned good luck to get a sacred artifact by chance, so I won't force others for the time being.
Pull Dongyue out of the bridge hole.
Looking up, the weather is getting more and more gloomy, from gray to black.
The dark clouds spread quietly, covering the entire sky, as if someone dripped a drop of rich black ink into the gray and white paint, and the black gradually faded away.
Going forward, even away from the river bank, the damp dullness did not disappear.
It's going to rain.
[Sure enough, as long as you don't bring an umbrella, it will definitely rain on cloudy days. 】
Nekoyashiki quickened his pace, pulling Fuyutsuki to catch up with the return subway.
It was past five o'clock, and the subway car was no longer as empty as when it came, and the seats were basically full.
Some people whispered lively, feeling that they had a good time playing today.
There are also people who look tired and sit with their heads buried in their faces. It can be seen that the overtime work has just ended.
Unable to find a seat, Nekoyashiki held Fuyutsuki tightly with one hand and the handrail with the other, standing in the middle of the carriage.
Dongyue looked around curiously like before.
A cute girl with pure makeup looks shyly at this side.
Nekoyashiki read her thoughts.
It's eating melons "a youthful love affair between a handsome guy and a cute girl", feeling that it is really enviable to be able to hold hands in the subway.
Next, a reminder came from the eating melon assistant.
Get eaten melon, points +20.
If it was this morning, Nekoyashiki might still be blushing a little.
But throughout the day today, as long as he was moving, he almost held Dongyue's hand, and now he didn't feel that it was against the law at all.
Even thinking about putting your hands up and parading around the subway car.
That would definitely sprinkle the dog food all over the car, thus reaping a wave of eating melon points...
But then I thought that there might be radicals from the fff regiment in the carriage, so I gave up in order to avoid being burned by mistake.
Walking out of the subway station, the rain was so strong that it didn't start to fall.
Nekoyashiki couldn't help but sigh secretly.
But just a few meters away, his neck suddenly felt cold, and he felt a cold touch.
Subconsciously stopped, looked up.
'Clap! 'Big drops of rain fell on his forehead.
Nekoyashiki gave a jolt.
It's raining.
Umbrellas in the point mall are very cheap, but a dozen points can be exchanged for one.
But Nekoyashiki doesn't want to show the point exchange function equivalent to "creation out of thin air" in front of Fuyutsuki for the time being.
There are many reasons.
First of all, he is a relatively cautious person, and he still doesn't dare to show the magical ability of the melon-eating assistant outside.
The Dongyue shielding device around him is not necessarily reliable, and it is not a good thing if someone sees it or is photographed by a camera.
Maybe you will see a hot search video the next day: 'A handsome street magician conjures an umbrella in the street! '
Besides, the ghost knows what Dongyue's reaction will be when she sees it.
If she, who is studying human behavior, regards "creation of the void" as a necessary skill for human beings, the consequences will definitely not be optimistic.
Take ten thousand steps back, even if you can avoid the above two.
Whether Fuyutsuki can keep it secret after watching it is also a big problem. If one day in school, he suddenly said: "Nekoyashiki can rub out an umbrella with his bare hands."
Even if it's just unintentional, Nekoyashiki's blood pressure will explode.
Of course, the most important point is that he has umbrellas at home, and more than one...
It's important to run quickly.
The legs stepped out, but the upper body couldn't move...
Nekoyashiki looked back with his chin raised 45 degrees, and found that Fuyutsuki was staring sideways at other passers-by holding umbrellas.
It seems to be observing the behavior of passers-by 'holding umbrellas'.
Nekoyashiki secretly barked that something was wrong.
[tsk!If I let the aliens know that I didn't think carefully and forgot to bring an umbrella, wouldn't my great image as a teacher be directly wiped out?
No, I have to redeem it here. 】
He made up his mind, so he turned around to fool Dongyue.
"Dongyue, human beings sometimes feel the emotion of fighting against the weather.
Therefore, I will face cloudy days with a challenging attitude, so the more cloudy it is, the less likely I am to carry an umbrella. "
The voice just fell.
It happened that a passer-by aunt with a vegetable basket passed by on the phone.
The aunt yelled at the phone, "You! Are you an idiot? I put the umbrella in the porch and forgot to take it?
What?Want me to pick you up?
I don't want to pick you up in the rain!I don't care if I don't have a car, just call your dad!If you can't come back, then give me a make-up lesson in the cram school for an overnight! "
It seems that the aunt is talking on the phone with the child without an umbrella...
[You, this is too coincidental!Do you want to do this! 】 Nekoyashiki wears a pain mask.
Fuyutsuki's neck turned, and his eyes followed the passer-by aunt, and then returned to Maoyashiki.
The atmosphere froze here.
Inexplicably, Nekoyashiki read the meaning of torture from Fuyutsuki's expressionless and pretty face.
【So embarrassing...】
"Cough... well, people are different, and there are still a few people like me who dare to fight against the sky..." Nekoyashiki continued to speak boldly.
He believes that Dongyue's current state is still easy to fool.
"Nokeyashiki, you are an idiot who forgot to bring an umbrella." Fuyutsuki said silently.
A knife was inserted into the back of the cat's house.
Aliens can always launch a precise strike at a specific moment!
Nekoyashiki let go of Fuyutsuki's hand, so ashamed that he covered his face with his hands.
"Sorry!" he yelled.
"Crash~"
A large number of water droplets poured down, hitting the concrete floor, the vertical billboards of the shops on the street, and the roofs of the vehicles passing on the road.
It was raining heavily.
The raindrops hit Nekoyashiki's heart of shame.
【So, I hate going out on rainy days...】
Taking Fuyutsuki's hand again, Nekoyashiki started to run.
……
When they got home, as expected, both of them were drowned.
The dripping hair stuck to his forehead, and the wet clothes stuck to his body. His whole body was wet, cold and uncomfortable.
Nekoyashiki took off his damp shirt, went straight to the bathroom, and threw the shirt into the washing machine.
Turning around, he almost bumped into Dongyue.
Dongyue has also taken off his shirt with him...
The dress inside was already drenched, the part where the air was left formed tube-like folds, and the part that was close to the skin was quite transparent.
Dongyue raised her head slightly, stretched out her hand, and handed over the shirt.
The rainwater trickled slowly down her short hair at the temples, and gathered into streams at the base of her ears.
Flowing through the white and tender face, delicate jaw, and snow-white and slender neck.
Finally, it diverted at the collarbone and merged into two small mountain peaks.
The view was good, but Nekoyashiki only watched it for about eight seconds, then took the shirt from Fuyutsuki and threw it into the washing machine as well.
Even if Dongyue is exposed to rain, theoretically, she should not catch a cold.
Because she is not only an alien, but also an idiot (Note: It is said that 'there are idiots who don't catch a cold')...
But after boiling the bath water, Nekoyashiki let Fuyutsuki soak first.
He went to the bedroom first, dried the rain with the towel that should be washed, and changed into old clothes.
Idiots don't catch colds...
(End of this chapter)
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