He has always been good at eating melons!

Chapter 85 Brushing Teeth and the Awakening of Cat House Shiki Haiyin 【Help!Please read! 】

Fuyutsuki's hair was washed by Nekoyashiki this morning.

On the fingers, there is still the comfortable touch when passing through Dongyue's smooth hair.

The operation of Dongyue washing her hair by herself is really horrible, so he also gave Dongyue a 'washing hair' tutorial in the morning.

To be honest, thinking of the previous events, he was a little curious.

Why do aliens know how to take a bath but can't wash their hair?

Or did she just come out of the bath just perfunctory and perfunctory after soaking in the water before?Can't take a shower at all?

【Um!It seems that it is necessary to check in the bathroom tonight...] He thought to himself.

However, in fact, he has always doubted whether the activity of 'bathing' is necessary for Miss Alien.

Because Dongyue's body is always spotless, and her body exudes a good fragrance, like a fairy Wugou who is not close to the dust.

Even the school uniform and the rain-soaked dress have always been kept clean beyond imagination.

From Nekoyashiki's point of view, Fuyutsuki looks like a super robot with self-cleaning functions.

Really enviable!

In addition to washing your hair, there is another little thing to do in the morning.

Because she wanted to teach Dongyue to brush her teeth, her teeth were also brushed by Maoya this morning.

Regarding brushing teeth, the genius light novel writer 'Nishio Isin' once described in "Pseudo Monogatari" that "being brushed by others actually brings pleasure".

Nekoyashiki was convinced at the time.

Because from a biological point of view, whether it is the tongue, upper teeth or gums, they all belong to the weak and delicate parts of the human body.

It is densely covered with nerve endings, and if it is rubbed back and forth by a toothbrush densely covered with cilia, it will indeed cause great pleasure.

Not to mention there are psychological factors.

So to be honest, the knowledgeable Nekoyashiki did have some ideas when he was helping Miss Fuyuki brush her teeth.

But this filthy idea eventually died with the wind.

Even after brushing his teeth, the alien has no expression at all...

Not to mention the pleasure thing, Nekoyashiki even has a feeling of irritability when a mother brushes a child's teeth.

The feeling at that time was probably like this:
"It's a lot of work! Don't keep sticking your tongue out!"

"Open your mouth wide, yes yes yes! Oh! Be good!"

"That's it, it's finally done!"

"Okay! It's over, let's rinse your mouth!"

"Ah, my hands are so sore."

that's all.

Nekoyashiki couldn't help but sigh, this is probably the sad, ruthless, and unreasonable Mariana Trench between reality and fantasy...

When the thinking was over, Nekoyashiki suddenly realized that he had arrived at the door of the house.

The aliens used teleportation...

It seems that Dongyue deliberately avoided Shi Ying because of his previous request, that is, "try not to get too close in front of people", and didn't come to meet him until he finished work.

Inexplicably, Nekoyashiki thinks this is a bit like an underground romance...

Although there is no romance.

[Since you save time on the road, let's cook something delicious for Dongyue today! 】 Nekoyashiki thinks.

He raised his free left hand and rubbed Dongyue's head, and a brand new and comfortable touch was imprinted on the belly of his fingers.

He said, "Speaking of Dongyue, can you release it? I want to get the key to open the door.

Besides, you hug me so tightly that I can no longer feel my right arm..."

……

After some meticulous work, Nekoyashiki prepared dinner.

The main course of the dinner is 'Pork Garlic Sauce', the soup is 'Oyster Miso Soup', the side dish is 'Squid Head Boiled', and the main course is rice.

To be honest, Nekoyashiki is a little careful when making oyster miso soup.

Oysters have shells, so aliens can't swallow them raw, right?

He thought this might help Dongyue limit the speed.

However, he still underestimated Dongyue, and the speed of the aliens did not slow down.

I saw her dancing with her tongue, forming an afterimage like an orchid, easily solving the oyster.

It really deserves the title of 'God's Tongue Skill'.

After the meal, the two of them slumped on the sofa and lazily digested for about half an hour. Dongyue was about to go into the bathroom to take a bath.

Nekoyashiki immediately stood up and raised his hand like a schoolboy.

"Master Dongyue, please let me see your heroic appearance in the bath!"

Fuyutsuki stared at him for a while, seemed to be thinking, and then said: "Cat Yashiki, it's a pervert."

Nekoyashiki chuckled, Fuyutsuki said the same thing last time.

At that time, he wondered how Dongyue, who was so natural that he would engage in night raids when he had nothing to do, and had no shame in disposing of benefits, would understand the word 'pervert'.

But it's different now.

He blindly guessed that this triggered the fixed plot dialogue that Dongyue had learned somewhere.

"Just kidding, I asked you to wear the necessary clothes to wash. To be honest, I really doubt whether you have mastered the 'bathing skills', a necessary human skill." Nekoyashiki explained.

[Intent to watch the girl take a bath directly for this reason?
How can it be!

Of course, Dongyue is going to demonstrate in clothes.

My cat house is not a pervert...]

The alien finally nodded.

The two entered the bathroom together, unexpectedly, Dongyue understood the bathing process very well.

Take a bath, apply soap, and rinse in the rain, and the whole process is smooth.

Maybe Dongyue has read tutorials in places like light novels?

[-]% is...

Although confused, since there was nothing to get started, Nekoyashiki also withdrew and let Fuyutsuki enjoy the pleasant time of bathing.

After Fuyutsu finished washing, Nekoyashiki arranged her to sleep on tatami in the guest bedroom.

He lay down on his side on the bed.

But after lying down, he couldn't fall asleep again.

I said before that I want to teach Dongyue to learn "the principle of incompatibility between men and women", that is, "physiological knowledge", but it has not been able to do so.

Even now, Nekoyashiki has gradually given up the guidance and went to bed directly, so as not to have a backache when being pressed in the morning...

[Is it me who gives up so lightly? 】Cat Yashiki can't help self-criticism.

[Could it be that because the other party is a beautiful girl and likes to have intimate contact with me, he will gently hug my arm and rub my chest like a kitten, so I procrastinate with the selfishness of maintaining the status quo Church Dongyue's progress of the principle of "men and women give and take or not kiss"?

My cat Yashiki Kaine would have such selfish thoughts?
……

Well, I admit, there is indeed such a loss, but there is only one loss...]

But the main thing is that the difficulty of 'teaching female students in the same class to learn physiological knowledge' is too high!

Just thinking about Nekoyashiki made her cheeks blush.

This has nothing to do with the richness of knowledge, it is a matter of practical operation.

Because even a virgin who has read countless films is still a virgin!
But Nekoyashiki also knew that this was something he had to do, and only he could do it.

Although Nekoyashiki doesn't think that with Fuyutsuki's extraordinary level and strong hand-splitting skull fighting power, he needs to learn about that to protect himself like ordinary girls.

But if you want to become a human being, establishing the most basic sense of shame based on 'gender distinction' is indeed a road that cannot be skipped.

【it is good!go do it! 】 Nekoyashiki sat up.

[It's a little shy to say it.

The task of my cat Yashiki Haiyin before going to bed tonight is to help female students of the same age complete the sexual enlightenment...

What a shame! ! !

It's outrageous! 】

Nekoyashiki scratched his head frantically. At this moment, he completely understood why Haruno-sensei would subconsciously avoid the part of "explaining reproductive organs structure" in biology class...

He lay back on the bed again, his knees bent on the edge of the bed, his feet drooping on the ground.

Closing his eyes, he pulled the quilt over his head.

In the struggle, I tried to think of something else, but the words of the female writer Yamamoto flashed in my mind:
"I don't want to do anything, just lie on the bed.

But somewhere in my heart, I am still thinking about the work that has not progressed, and I am extremely anxious.

If this is the case, it is enough to get up and work, but I don’t want to get up.

I am the one who indulges me, and I am the one who pushes me. "

The words circled in his mind two or three times, Nekoyashiki couldn't bear it anymore, and finally kicked off the quilt.

"Fight!" he said to himself.

Carp stood upright on the floor, and he walked out.

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