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Chapter 295 Leopard, I'm Smart

"Can we go back to the ruins now? We can also go back to the department."

Lying on the back seat and seeing that no one was following behind, Ling Chong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Terrible, really terrible.

These people didn't know why they followed him like a demon, chanting to him.

He is just a little snow leopard. He has the ability to bless this and bless that.

Sure enough, it was the right choice to stay in the ruins and watch TV dramas and nibble on dried fish.

"I'm afraid we can't do it now, Leopard Team." Hearing this, Bao Ditong said with a wry smile: "We still have three places to go, and we will not be able to complete today's mission until we finish these three places. "

"No way..." Ling Chong couldn't help opening his mouth when he heard the words, his eyes were a little dull.

This one place is so noisy, but if he goes to three places, his head will split open.

"Yes, Leopard Team. This is all planned by the boss." Seeing this, Bao Ditong said in a low voice, although he didn't want to go to a place with so many people.

But this is all planned by the boss. As ordinary staff, all they can do is follow the orders of the boss.

"No, I have to tell the minister about this matter. He is deceiving me. I only agreed to talk about one place, but I didn't agree to ask for four places." Hearing this, Ling Chong immediately gave up. Bao BuTong called Zhai Hongsang, and he wanted to discuss this matter with the other party.

"What's wrong? Xiaobao."

"Is there something wrong with the publicity meeting?" Di Hongsang's voice came immediately after the call was connected.

"Report to the boss, there is no problem with the publicity meeting for the time being, but the Leopard Team has something to tell you." Bao Budong looked at Ling Chong beside him when he heard this, said to the phone, and moved the phone to Zero rushed to the front.

Seeing this, Ling Chong immediately rolled up the phone with his tail and put it near his mouth.

"Brother Cat, why are you looking for me?" Di Hongsang on the other end of the phone asked, always feeling a little panicked.

This is the practitioner's sixth sense warning him.

"I only promised the minister that you would go to one place yesterday, why did it become four places this time? Minister, you didn't even discuss this matter with me, so you decided on your own." Ling Chong said to the phone Then he began to complain: "I don't want to go to the other three places. These people are really terrible. I just want to go back to the ruins and continue to perform the task of guarding."

"Farewell, brother cat." Di Hongsang said in shock when he heard this: "Didn't we have a good talk yesterday? I fulfilled your request, brother cat, to plant all the ruins with fruit trees, and now I am talking to you again." The railway bureau negotiated to extend the subway to the ruins.”

"Brother Cat, how can you say that you won't go to the other three places?"

If Brother Cat doesn't go to the other three places, the people gathered in the other three places will probably dismantle their departments.

He has just received reports from the other three publicity addresses. There have been this group of elderly people waiting there for a long time, and there are more and more people now.

If Brother Cat doesn't go here, isn't this trying to trick him to death?

"I was just giving you an opinion yesterday, and I didn't say that this was a deal." Ling Chong muttered, "I'm a snow leopard. It's not wrong. It doesn't mean I'm stupid."

"Besides, the department is in such a remote place now, if there is no railway, it will definitely be inconvenient."

The minister should not be fooled by thinking that he is a snow leopard. He was just making comments yesterday, and he never told the minister that this was a deal.

"Brother Cat, how can you agree?" Di Hongsang said with a headache when he heard this.

He never imagined that Brother Mao, who used to be a bit of a fool, would be so difficult to fool now.

Obviously the opponent is just a snow leopard.

"Is it true that you will agree to whatever conditions I put forward?" Ling Chong asked after hearing the words, suddenly thinking of something.

"Of course not. Brother Cat, you want me to give it to you. It's definitely unrealistic to pick off the moon from the sky."

"Tell me something I can do, and I can think about it." Di Hongsang said.

What can be done now, of course, is to find a way to stabilize Brother Mao first.

Let Brother Mao go to the other three promotional venues first, and then we can delay the promised things.

"My request is very simple, I want to drive, can you get him a driver's license?" Ling Chong said to the phone.

"Huh?" Di Hongsang was stunned when he heard this, and asked repeatedly in disbelief: "Brother Cat, do you want to drive? Do you want to learn a driver's license?"

It's really strange that things happen every year, especially this year. Now not only people want to drive, but even cats want to drive.

"Yes, I don't want to walk, so I want to learn a driver's license." Ling Chong replied affirmatively.

"My darling, did we hear correctly, Brother Cat said he wants to learn to drive."

"Yes, and I need the boss to help you get a driver's license. Brother Mao is really a good citizen who abides by the law."

The eyes of Cao Siyang and the others.After staring at each other for a few seconds in the quiet car, they both saw disbelief in each other's eyes.

It's been a long time since I've seen you, and now even a snow leopard wants to drive.

"Brother Cat, your request can't be said to be outrageous, but it's also unprecedented." Di Hongsang scratched his head and said, "I can ask for you, but it may not be successful, and even if they agree, You have to take the driver's license test yourself, are you sure?"

Things that are not prohibited by law are generally allowed, so it is probably okay for Brother Cat to learn a driver's license.

But this still needs to say hello to the traffic control department.

After calming down, Di Hongsang already had some ideas.

It's the law itself that has loopholes, but don't care about his affairs.He's just making good use of the rules.

As for what disturbances will arise at that time, it has nothing to do with him.

"I'm sure." Hearing this, Ling Chong nodded his head.

He saw that it was easy for the young lady to drive, so he shouldn't encounter any problems.

"Okay then." Hearing this, Di Hongsang took a deep breath and said, "I'll help you deal with this matter, but brother cat, if you want to drive on the road? You must take a driver's license test."

"Brother Cat, you should be able to abide by this, right?"

Anyway, to say hello, he will call.

But if brother cat can't pass the driver's license test, then it has nothing to do with him, he doesn't believe that brother cat is a snow leopard, can he really pass the driver's license test?
This is outrageous, okay?

"No problem, I will abide by it." Hearing this, Ling Chong nodded.

Even if he wanted to drive without a license, he had to know how to drive.

So, a driver's license still needs to be learned.

"That's fine." Di Hongsang nodded and said, "Brother Cat, go and deal with the three publicity associations first, and I will greet you here. When you go to the driving schools to sign up in the afternoon, you will There will be no more trouble."

"Okay, okay." Hearing this, Ling Chong said happily, and hung up the phone directly.

Seeing this, Cao Siyang and others in the car couldn't help but said, "Team Leopard, are you really going to learn a driver's license? The driver's license is actually quite difficult, especially subject two."

"Yes, and the second subject is not the most troublesome. We feel that the most unfriendly to you for the Panthers should be the first subject, and the written test part of the fourth subject."

As far as they knew from their time with the Leopards, the Leopards were half illiterate.

Yes, half illiterate.

It is the kind of illiterate who knows some characters but not others.

What if the Leopards were allowed to take the written test of subject one?It is estimated that there is a 70% chance that it will be hung up directly.Then, the remaining subjects [-], [-] and [-] do not need to be tested at all.

Because I haven't passed the first subject, it is impossible to make an appointment for the second subject.

"Then is there still time for me to learn characters?" Hearing this, Ling Chong asked in a daze for a few seconds.

That's right, he doesn't know many characters, what should we do?

"There is a high probability that it will come in time." Cao Siyang said after hearing this: "Anyway, you haven't signed up for the Panthers, and you haven't taken the exam yet. We can learn slowly."

"Yes, Leopard Team. Let's start with the common characters in life." Li Ming said, took out his mobile phone, opened the Thousand Characters for Children, and started teaching Ling Chong to recognize characters.

"The heaven and the earth are dark and yellow, the universe is prehistoric. The sun and the moon are full and the sun and the moon are in full swing. The cold comes and the summer goes, and the autumn harvests and the winter hides.

Runyu is an adult, and the law is Lu Tiaoyang.Clouds rise to rain, and dew turns to frost.Gold grows in Lishui, jade grows in Kungang..."

A sonorous and forceful voice sounded in the carriage, and Ling Chong felt that there were a lot of things in his head.

Half an hour later, the black commercial vehicle stopped at Times Square along Jiangbei Avenue, with zero impulses in its head, and walked towards the platform with strides.

Directly ignoring the citizens who came up and shouted for Immortal Leopard.

The aunt of the neighborhood committee who presided over the publicity meeting met, and immediately prepared the microphone and handed it to Ling Chong: "Now let's warmly welcome the arrival of the Leopards. Next, let's ask the Leopards to say a few words."

"Clap"

"Clap"

The citizens who heard this immediately applauded vigorously.

But when he saw the microphone handed over, Ling Chong opened his mouth after thinking about it:

""The heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow, and the universe is prehistoric.The sun and the moon are full, and the days and nights are listed.Cold comes and summer goes, autumn harvests and winter hides.

Runyu is an adult, Lulu Tiaoyang..."

"Uh, why did the Leopards begin to memorize the thousand-character text?" Li Ming, who was standing behind the crowd, couldn't help being stunned.

"I don't know, but the leopard team has a really good memory. After listening to it for a long time, they will memorize it." Cao Siyang said with emotion.

If he had such a good memory when he was young, he would have been praised as a genius long ago.

"..."

"..."

In the square, reciting the thousand-character text along with Ling Chong.

The citizens present couldn't help being stunned, they heard this strange but familiar thousand-character text.

Memories of his childhood involuntarily appeared in his mind, and a look of nostalgia suddenly appeared on his face.

"I understand. Immortal Leopard means to let us not forget our original aspirations. To cooperate with the department's work." At this moment someone suddenly said.

"That's right, it must be so. Immortal Leopard's recitation of the thousand-character text is hinting at us." Soon someone spoke again.

Immediately, the shout of "Leopard Immortal, Leopard Immortal" sounded again on the scene.

"I think I probably know why the Leopards are rumored to be full of immortals."

Looking at the enthusiastic citizens in front of him, Li Ming said.

"I know too." Cao Siyang followed up.

With such a group of imaginative townspeople, the Leopards would be insane if they were not misunderstood.

(End of this chapter)