Great Leaving the Night's Watch
Chapter 45 Wang Lun: That idiot you speak of is my father!
Chapter 45 Wang Lun: That idiot you speak of is my father!
Shi Bin brought all the bodyguards to Chai's main village on the morning of Chai Jin's birthday.The banquet is only opened at noon, and they arrive in the morning to show respect.
Mr. Chai is not in the village at present, but they were greeted by the housekeeper.
The smile on the face of the butler is particularly strong. These years, he has often greeted and sent people off, and he knows that those who come in and out of this door are either a little bit famous or a little bit capable.
The chief steward's name is Chai Gui, and his real name is not Chai, but since he came here to be a housekeeper, he is not qualified to keep his original surname.A slave must have the self-consciousness of a slave, and if you want dignity, don't come to eat this bowl of rice.
"May I ask the guest Gao's surname? Where did he come from?" The butler's opening remarks, which have not changed for ten years, are actually quite level.The first sentence is to ask you to report your family background, and the second sentence is to ask about your teacher's background.
If you answer stupidly, the surname is X, and you come from X, it means that you are not in the world.Then the big steward will make a judgment, you are not the talent that the high officials need urgently, and the high officials don't have time to meet with you right now, so please find another job.
If you can't answer these two quack phrases well, even if it's pouring rain now, you'll have to suffer.Although there are many houses in Chaijiazhuang, it never takes in waste that has no use value.
Wang Jin had already taught before coming here, so Shi Bin's answer was in line with the rules of the world: "I, Shi Bin, is the apprentice of Wang Jin, the instructor of the 80 Imperial Army."
The butler's eyes sparkled: "Oh, what kind of wind brought you here! Your honored guest! Master Shi, this way please!"
If it is an ordinary person, the butler may have to think for a while before he can figure it out.Wang Jin was so famous and impressed him deeply, so he remembered it all at once.
The butler bent down and invited them into the courtyard.They bypassed three screens all the way, did not enter the main hall, but took them to a particularly side room first.
After entering the inner room, the butler led them to a very hidden small door at the corner, opened the door and walked in, and there was actually a secret door inside.
"Don't blame the guest, this is the most sacred place in the village, only the most noble guests are eligible to enter." The butler opened the secret door, pointed to the tablet in the middle of the dark room with a smile, paused for a few seconds, and used it to brew Feelings, because of the good and the sudden tears out of nowhere, this is a technical job.
Fortunately, I have practiced hard for many years, and now I have practiced it like a conditioned reflex.
In fact, it's easy to practice, just think about how wronged I was when I couldn't eat and was hungry, and how wronged I was when I made a mistake and was beaten in Chaijiazhuang. Thinking about it will bring tears to my eyes.
After a few drops of turbid tears flowed out, it was time to enter the main drama.
The butler pointed to the tablet of Emperor Chai Rong in the middle, and made a speech in a cadenced tone: "The traitors of the Lu family won the country. They have no virtue and incompetence, and caused chaos in the world. The Chai family should inherit the great rule! Don't blame the old man for talking too much, Shi Ye. Master Shi has already sworn to be loyal to the Chai family, if Lord Shi is willing to press his fingerprints, he will definitely make the officials look at him highly!"
When Shi Bin heard this, he immediately understood the big housekeeper's intentions.
"I have to pay homage to the next emperor. He is the number one hero of our Dali Dynasty!" Shi Bin did not directly follow the words of the chief steward.
"Good! It's rare that Master Shi has such a heart! The emperor will be happy in the spirit of the sky! The emperor must hope that a talent like you will serve the country and the people!" The butler patted Shi Bin on the shoulder happily.Since the other party does not speak in that direction, then he will lead in that direction.
Shi Bin snorted coldly in his heart: "Damn! What do you think Chai Jin is, such a superficial, low-level person, how can I be loyal to him? You bunch of dog slaves are really bullshit."
The friendship between people is the exchange of sincerity for sincerity.
A person in distress, give him a hand, as long as he has a little conscience, he will definitely remember it for life.
Let's see how Liu Bang and Li Shimin win people's hearts.They are both civil and military, and they all work hard!
Look at the behavior of this master Chai Jin, you are wanted, or you have nowhere to go, you can eat, sleep, and be protected with me.But for this kindness, you have to pay me back with your life.
From the very beginning, the other party was as disgusting as eating a fly.
The relationship between the two parties is not a relationship of mutual respect, but a relationship of giving and being given.
An embarrassed person, even if he is forced to death by usury scum, at least he doesn't have to bear the infamy of a traitor.
Shi Bin thought so in his heart, but on the surface he still looked honored and said, "Don't worry, Chief Steward, I will definitely live up to the emperor's expectations."
"En." The butler nodded in satisfaction, he was afraid that Shi Bin might not have understood his hint.
Shi Bin turned around and looked at the memorial tablet of Emperor Chai Rong, and couldn't help but feel admiration: "The emperor is above, and Shi Bin of Huayin is here to pay homage to your old man!"
Shi Bin knelt on the futon and kowtowed nine times.There was an expression of admiration in his eyes, and he muttered in his heart: "Brother, don't blame me. Worship is worship, but I will not help your useless descendants rebel, that will only bring more innocent people Drag it into the flames of war. If you really have a spirit in heaven, you can kill this big housekeeper with lightning. Or entrust the dream to your grandson to wake up this dead and mentally retarded."
"Master Shi, please follow me." The butler led Shi Bin into another dark room in the house.
There are so many dark rooms to do this shameful thing.
Those who want to ambush the small court in the court will inevitably ambush in the dark room at home.
The butler deliberately opened the secret compartment to let everyone see the dragon robe and imitation imperial seal inside.Beside that, there is a red lacquered wooden box.
He took out a long and well-crafted key, and opened the red lacquered box, which contained many booklets.
The butler took out a book and opened it for Shi Bin to read. Shi Bin soon saw many familiar names. He was sure that he had definitely seen these names before when he was reading extracurricular books:
Wang Jin, Wang Lun, Han Bolong, Lin Chong...
"Master Shi, let's sign." The butler looked at him with a smile full of expectation.
Shi Bin's answer was categorical: "No need. Since my master has already signed it, I will not sign it."
The smile on the butler's face disappeared in an instant.
He locked the secret compartment without saying a word, and walked out.
That's pretty good, if you don't sign it, he won't beg you to sign it.
Shi Bin and others followed out.
"Guests, let's go eat first."
He took Shi Bin and others to a big house with blue bricks and red tiles with a blank expression.
Inside is a very spacious living room, and there are already many people eating there.
There is a white-clothed scholar who sits in the innermost seat, and there are six guards around him.
The meals on their table are of the highest quality.Roast suckling pig, roast whole lamb and so on.The wine was also served in fine silver jugs, and the drinking cups were also silver.
Their seats are inferior.
Further down, worse.
You see, when doing business in Chaijiazhuang, different customers are treated differently.
In this way, I want people to sacrifice their lives for him.
But they have their own ideas, and the competition mechanism will make the people in the lower seats work hard towards the upper seats.
"Just sit here."
The butler pointed to the position next to the door.
Usually this seat is occupied by the servants.
Meng Huo was the first to be upset, and shouted, "Why is that scholar sitting in the most honored guest seat?"
The chief steward pouted his neck and said proudly: "My village master Wang has thousands of soldiers under his command, all of whom work for the high officials, and the high officials rely on them the most!"
Shi Bin gave Meng Huo a wink, and ordered the bodyguards: "Sit."
It seems that the owner of the Wang village should be the leader of a big gang, and he should belong to the group that signed the signature the most happily.
Zhang Fei looked at his table. It was so shabby, with only a few pitifully small pastries and a pot of tea. He pointed at the figure of the butler going out and cursed: "What is it! A dog's eyes look down on people!"
Shi Bin persuaded: "Our trip here is just to make a formality for my master. When we open the formal table, hand over a gift and eat a few mouthfuls indiscriminately. It will be considered as the completion of the task. Don't talk to such low-level people."
After finishing speaking, he said to Meng Huo: "Da Huo, count the 1000 taels of banknotes in advance and prepare them, and give them to them later. Let's go after we finish our errands, and stay away from low-quality and low-level people."
Meng Huo responded, and took out the iron box to look for the bank note.This box has so many uses, it can be used as a night vigil and as a storage box.
Sitting dry, no wine, no meat, so boring, everyone is not interested in those pastries.
Anyway, bored, Xiang Yu saw the bank note in Meng Huo's hand, suddenly remembered something, and said to Zhang Fei, Lu Bu and others: "You new guys, do you know that there is a news about the bank note in this Dali Dynasty?" It's a joke, it's funny!"
Lu Bu, Zhang Fei and others always fought in their previous lives, but now they are reborn to serve the same master. The entanglements in the previous life have long since been wiped out, and they get along very harmoniously.When they heard this, they both showed curiosity and said, "Then tell us about it!"
Xiang Yu's voice was naturally loud, and he vividly told everyone the joke that was widely circulated in the Great Li Dynasty (see Chapter 19):
There used to be a piece of trash who worked so hard to forge 100 taels of bank notes, and spent a total of 110 taels of various costs.
As soon as Brother Xiang Yu mentioned this, Zhang Fei, Dian Wei, and Lu Bu laughed out loud.
It seems that these rough people have a really low point of laughter.
These guys also had a lot of voices, and quickly attracted the attention of the people who were eating and drinking at other tables here.
They stopped talking and listened to Xiang Yu tell the joke together.
But no one noticed that Wang Xiucai's face had turned green with anger.The people around him also had long faces, looking very angry.
Xiang Yu was very intoxicated by the pleasure of being watched by everyone, and continued:
Not only did this fool lose money, but he was also punished by the government for sixty thousand miles, and all his family's property was confiscated.The men in the family are slaves, and the women are not enlisted in the Jiaofang Division...
Brother Xiang Yu just said this, not only Shi Bin's subordinates laughed, but also the people at the other tables.
Although many people have heard this joke, they still don't mind using it to cheer up the drink at this time.
Wang Xiucai couldn't bear it any longer, stood up and yelled, "Fuck your grandma! That idiot you're talking about is my father!"
(End of this chapter)
Shi Bin brought all the bodyguards to Chai's main village on the morning of Chai Jin's birthday.The banquet is only opened at noon, and they arrive in the morning to show respect.
Mr. Chai is not in the village at present, but they were greeted by the housekeeper.
The smile on the face of the butler is particularly strong. These years, he has often greeted and sent people off, and he knows that those who come in and out of this door are either a little bit famous or a little bit capable.
The chief steward's name is Chai Gui, and his real name is not Chai, but since he came here to be a housekeeper, he is not qualified to keep his original surname.A slave must have the self-consciousness of a slave, and if you want dignity, don't come to eat this bowl of rice.
"May I ask the guest Gao's surname? Where did he come from?" The butler's opening remarks, which have not changed for ten years, are actually quite level.The first sentence is to ask you to report your family background, and the second sentence is to ask about your teacher's background.
If you answer stupidly, the surname is X, and you come from X, it means that you are not in the world.Then the big steward will make a judgment, you are not the talent that the high officials need urgently, and the high officials don't have time to meet with you right now, so please find another job.
If you can't answer these two quack phrases well, even if it's pouring rain now, you'll have to suffer.Although there are many houses in Chaijiazhuang, it never takes in waste that has no use value.
Wang Jin had already taught before coming here, so Shi Bin's answer was in line with the rules of the world: "I, Shi Bin, is the apprentice of Wang Jin, the instructor of the 80 Imperial Army."
The butler's eyes sparkled: "Oh, what kind of wind brought you here! Your honored guest! Master Shi, this way please!"
If it is an ordinary person, the butler may have to think for a while before he can figure it out.Wang Jin was so famous and impressed him deeply, so he remembered it all at once.
The butler bent down and invited them into the courtyard.They bypassed three screens all the way, did not enter the main hall, but took them to a particularly side room first.
After entering the inner room, the butler led them to a very hidden small door at the corner, opened the door and walked in, and there was actually a secret door inside.
"Don't blame the guest, this is the most sacred place in the village, only the most noble guests are eligible to enter." The butler opened the secret door, pointed to the tablet in the middle of the dark room with a smile, paused for a few seconds, and used it to brew Feelings, because of the good and the sudden tears out of nowhere, this is a technical job.
Fortunately, I have practiced hard for many years, and now I have practiced it like a conditioned reflex.
In fact, it's easy to practice, just think about how wronged I was when I couldn't eat and was hungry, and how wronged I was when I made a mistake and was beaten in Chaijiazhuang. Thinking about it will bring tears to my eyes.
After a few drops of turbid tears flowed out, it was time to enter the main drama.
The butler pointed to the tablet of Emperor Chai Rong in the middle, and made a speech in a cadenced tone: "The traitors of the Lu family won the country. They have no virtue and incompetence, and caused chaos in the world. The Chai family should inherit the great rule! Don't blame the old man for talking too much, Shi Ye. Master Shi has already sworn to be loyal to the Chai family, if Lord Shi is willing to press his fingerprints, he will definitely make the officials look at him highly!"
When Shi Bin heard this, he immediately understood the big housekeeper's intentions.
"I have to pay homage to the next emperor. He is the number one hero of our Dali Dynasty!" Shi Bin did not directly follow the words of the chief steward.
"Good! It's rare that Master Shi has such a heart! The emperor will be happy in the spirit of the sky! The emperor must hope that a talent like you will serve the country and the people!" The butler patted Shi Bin on the shoulder happily.Since the other party does not speak in that direction, then he will lead in that direction.
Shi Bin snorted coldly in his heart: "Damn! What do you think Chai Jin is, such a superficial, low-level person, how can I be loyal to him? You bunch of dog slaves are really bullshit."
The friendship between people is the exchange of sincerity for sincerity.
A person in distress, give him a hand, as long as he has a little conscience, he will definitely remember it for life.
Let's see how Liu Bang and Li Shimin win people's hearts.They are both civil and military, and they all work hard!
Look at the behavior of this master Chai Jin, you are wanted, or you have nowhere to go, you can eat, sleep, and be protected with me.But for this kindness, you have to pay me back with your life.
From the very beginning, the other party was as disgusting as eating a fly.
The relationship between the two parties is not a relationship of mutual respect, but a relationship of giving and being given.
An embarrassed person, even if he is forced to death by usury scum, at least he doesn't have to bear the infamy of a traitor.
Shi Bin thought so in his heart, but on the surface he still looked honored and said, "Don't worry, Chief Steward, I will definitely live up to the emperor's expectations."
"En." The butler nodded in satisfaction, he was afraid that Shi Bin might not have understood his hint.
Shi Bin turned around and looked at the memorial tablet of Emperor Chai Rong, and couldn't help but feel admiration: "The emperor is above, and Shi Bin of Huayin is here to pay homage to your old man!"
Shi Bin knelt on the futon and kowtowed nine times.There was an expression of admiration in his eyes, and he muttered in his heart: "Brother, don't blame me. Worship is worship, but I will not help your useless descendants rebel, that will only bring more innocent people Drag it into the flames of war. If you really have a spirit in heaven, you can kill this big housekeeper with lightning. Or entrust the dream to your grandson to wake up this dead and mentally retarded."
"Master Shi, please follow me." The butler led Shi Bin into another dark room in the house.
There are so many dark rooms to do this shameful thing.
Those who want to ambush the small court in the court will inevitably ambush in the dark room at home.
The butler deliberately opened the secret compartment to let everyone see the dragon robe and imitation imperial seal inside.Beside that, there is a red lacquered wooden box.
He took out a long and well-crafted key, and opened the red lacquered box, which contained many booklets.
The butler took out a book and opened it for Shi Bin to read. Shi Bin soon saw many familiar names. He was sure that he had definitely seen these names before when he was reading extracurricular books:
Wang Jin, Wang Lun, Han Bolong, Lin Chong...
"Master Shi, let's sign." The butler looked at him with a smile full of expectation.
Shi Bin's answer was categorical: "No need. Since my master has already signed it, I will not sign it."
The smile on the butler's face disappeared in an instant.
He locked the secret compartment without saying a word, and walked out.
That's pretty good, if you don't sign it, he won't beg you to sign it.
Shi Bin and others followed out.
"Guests, let's go eat first."
He took Shi Bin and others to a big house with blue bricks and red tiles with a blank expression.
Inside is a very spacious living room, and there are already many people eating there.
There is a white-clothed scholar who sits in the innermost seat, and there are six guards around him.
The meals on their table are of the highest quality.Roast suckling pig, roast whole lamb and so on.The wine was also served in fine silver jugs, and the drinking cups were also silver.
Their seats are inferior.
Further down, worse.
You see, when doing business in Chaijiazhuang, different customers are treated differently.
In this way, I want people to sacrifice their lives for him.
But they have their own ideas, and the competition mechanism will make the people in the lower seats work hard towards the upper seats.
"Just sit here."
The butler pointed to the position next to the door.
Usually this seat is occupied by the servants.
Meng Huo was the first to be upset, and shouted, "Why is that scholar sitting in the most honored guest seat?"
The chief steward pouted his neck and said proudly: "My village master Wang has thousands of soldiers under his command, all of whom work for the high officials, and the high officials rely on them the most!"
Shi Bin gave Meng Huo a wink, and ordered the bodyguards: "Sit."
It seems that the owner of the Wang village should be the leader of a big gang, and he should belong to the group that signed the signature the most happily.
Zhang Fei looked at his table. It was so shabby, with only a few pitifully small pastries and a pot of tea. He pointed at the figure of the butler going out and cursed: "What is it! A dog's eyes look down on people!"
Shi Bin persuaded: "Our trip here is just to make a formality for my master. When we open the formal table, hand over a gift and eat a few mouthfuls indiscriminately. It will be considered as the completion of the task. Don't talk to such low-level people."
After finishing speaking, he said to Meng Huo: "Da Huo, count the 1000 taels of banknotes in advance and prepare them, and give them to them later. Let's go after we finish our errands, and stay away from low-quality and low-level people."
Meng Huo responded, and took out the iron box to look for the bank note.This box has so many uses, it can be used as a night vigil and as a storage box.
Sitting dry, no wine, no meat, so boring, everyone is not interested in those pastries.
Anyway, bored, Xiang Yu saw the bank note in Meng Huo's hand, suddenly remembered something, and said to Zhang Fei, Lu Bu and others: "You new guys, do you know that there is a news about the bank note in this Dali Dynasty?" It's a joke, it's funny!"
Lu Bu, Zhang Fei and others always fought in their previous lives, but now they are reborn to serve the same master. The entanglements in the previous life have long since been wiped out, and they get along very harmoniously.When they heard this, they both showed curiosity and said, "Then tell us about it!"
Xiang Yu's voice was naturally loud, and he vividly told everyone the joke that was widely circulated in the Great Li Dynasty (see Chapter 19):
There used to be a piece of trash who worked so hard to forge 100 taels of bank notes, and spent a total of 110 taels of various costs.
As soon as Brother Xiang Yu mentioned this, Zhang Fei, Dian Wei, and Lu Bu laughed out loud.
It seems that these rough people have a really low point of laughter.
These guys also had a lot of voices, and quickly attracted the attention of the people who were eating and drinking at other tables here.
They stopped talking and listened to Xiang Yu tell the joke together.
But no one noticed that Wang Xiucai's face had turned green with anger.The people around him also had long faces, looking very angry.
Xiang Yu was very intoxicated by the pleasure of being watched by everyone, and continued:
Not only did this fool lose money, but he was also punished by the government for sixty thousand miles, and all his family's property was confiscated.The men in the family are slaves, and the women are not enlisted in the Jiaofang Division...
Brother Xiang Yu just said this, not only Shi Bin's subordinates laughed, but also the people at the other tables.
Although many people have heard this joke, they still don't mind using it to cheer up the drink at this time.
Wang Xiucai couldn't bear it any longer, stood up and yelled, "Fuck your grandma! That idiot you're talking about is my father!"
(End of this chapter)
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