Great Leaving the Night's Watch

Chapter 55 This big game of chess, the first step has already been taken

Guo Jing's small building is very elegantly built, with two stone lions at the door, he really regards himself as a big shot.

Still decent, and got four guards.

There are usually two guards at the door of high-ranking officials and nobles, and Guo Banxian has four.

"Stop! What are you doing!"

Just as Shi Bin and the others wanted to break in, they were stopped by the four guards.

Shi Bin glanced at Meng Huo and the others, and gave an order: "Don't talk nonsense, hit anyone you see."

Since Sun Zhao said that the people Guo Jing recruited were all scraps of shit, then there is no need to treat them as human beings.

Soon the four ruffians got down on the ground.

When the butler heard the movement, he hurried out to wait and see, but was caught by Xiang Yu.

The butler was clever and shouted: "Masters, I have something to discuss...Masters... Those who block the way should be beaten. I didn't stop you..."

Shi Bin smiled mysteriously: "I have a principle."

The housekeeper hurriedly asked, "Sir, please tell me."

"Everyone is equal before garbage."

The housekeeper asked nervously, "What do you mean..."

Xu Chu looked at him like a fool, and scolded with disdain: "I don't understand this. What my master means is that as long as he doesn't like you or blocks the way, you will be beaten."

Shi Bin patted him on the shoulder appreciatively, and boasted, "The translation is very precise."

Xu Chu smiled happily, "Thank you, master, for your compliment."

If you praise this bunch of rough people for their high martial arts skills, he will be tired of hearing it.

Their shortcoming is IQ, if you praise him in this respect, he will love you to death.

The butler covered his head and said, "Masters, be gentle..."

After 30 seconds he couldn't get up either.

The door to the hall was closed.

Dian Wei and Zhang Fei kicked each other, and they were smashed to pieces.

Guo Jing, who looks ugly and has a wretched temperament, is performing spells inside, using a brush to write on the top piece of paper, but all the paper has words.

All the believers applauded and cheered thunderously, all exaggerating the superb magic skills of Daxian.

Guo Jing stretched his neck, proudly enjoying everyone's admiration of "half immortal", "great immortal", "living immortal", "immortality, the first in ancient and modern times", when the door was kicked into pieces.

The feeling of being flattered is ten thousand times better than smoking and drinking.

It's even better than the number one pleasure in the world.

If the technology is high, it can accurately capture the heart of the horse.

For example, there is a so-called big man who farts.

A gentleman who doesn't know how to flatter often looks like this when he gets along with him:

The person who farted is proud.

The person who smelled the fart was downcast.

But the master who can flatter is not.

When the high-ranking figure farts and the smell comes out, the master below will definitely say, God farts are unparalleled, and fairy art is invincible.

Also breathe loudly.

But this is only the realm of the master ass.Can only be called a master, not a great god.

And the highest state of the Great God is to inhale loudly and exhale softly.

Now Guo Jing is the so-called high-ranking big shot.

His subordinates are all sycophants who have been carefully selected over the years.Guo Jing raised these scumbags just to satisfy the pleasure of being flattered at any time.

What's the deal with the delicious, spicy, and beautiful?

vulgar!

Satisfied materially, people at the level of Guo Liar are now pursuing the spiritual realm!

Although Laozi is not the emperor, you have to respect me more than the emperor!

But when he was so happy that he was ecstatic, the door was kicked into pieces.

At the very critical climax moment, someone smashed the scene.

This kind of feeling was like trying so hard to finally get a fairy-level beauty, and I could finally enjoy it. The beauty smiled and told him that she was coming to be an aunt today.

Guo Jing was very angry.

A thousand million points of anger.

I, Guo Jing, made the emperor look like a silly dog ​​and a pig, and he was a character who walked sideways in the Dali Dynasty!When you see an ignorant girl, you can cheat if you want.When you meet a rich man, grab it if you want, who dares to mess with me?

His subordinates were also stunned!
Guo Xianshi is said to have a rank in the Tiangong, which was awarded by the Jade Emperor himself.Why was he bumped into by a bunch of bastards today?
"Where did you come from, dare to provoke you, Master Guo!" Guo Jing took out a long sword from under his Taoist robe, pointed at the person who came, and cursed.

"You two stay here." Shi Bin pointed to Sun Zhao and Xiao Fei, who had covered their faces and wore bamboo hats, and refused to reveal their identities. Don't stay alive."

……

After a stick of incense, Sun Zhao was puzzled: "Your Honor, does beating him have anything to do with saving Miss Yao?"

Xiao Fei pondered for a while, and praised: "Your Majesty's plan is very clever!"

Shi Bin was noncommittal and smiled lightly.

It was still Guo Jing who spoke first, but this time he didn't pretend.

"Grandpa, please spare my life! Grandpa, spare my life...Grandpa, it's nothing to worry about if it can be solved with money! If Grandpa wants money, just say how much!"

The bridge of Guo Jing's nose was bleeding.

He took a piece of plaster from the plaster he carried with him and stuck it across the middle of the bridge of his nose.

More and more like Mr. Bean.

Destroying the beauty of the half-immortal, I can't care about it.

"stop."

Shi Bin inspected the results of the battle. Seven villains were beaten to death, and the rest were unable to get up.

It seems that these hooligans can only bully honest people, and they must not meet tall people.

It's too watery, and in front of an expert, he can't make a single move, and can only be beaten passively.

Sun Zhao and Xiao Fei glanced at each other, and generally understood the intention of Venerable Tian, ​​he might want to take advantage of Liar Guo's huge influence between the court and the people.

So they looked at Shi Bin full of expectation.

Shi Bin raised his head and asked Liar Guo: "How much money do you have now?"

Sun Zhao: "..."

Xiao Fei: "..."

Guo Jing, whose face was covered with blood, knelt down and begged desperately for mercy: "The villain has fifty-seven thousand six hundred taels of silver..."

"All pay tribute." Shi Bin leaned forward and asked, "Aren't you a half-immortal? Half-immortals also kneel down?"

Guo Banxian cried: "A half-immortal can't meet a real person, who knows which immortal you came from."

Then he shouted: "Housekeeper, send all the bank notes to this great immortal."

"Your level of sycophancy is good. I love to hear it. You can say a few more words." Shi Bin looked at him expectantly.

"Great Immortal, you are rich and powerful, and your fortune is endless. In the future, you will surely sit on thousands of miles of land and dominate the stars..."

Shi Bin quickly stopped and asked, "Xinghan, do you mean the Milky Way?"

Guo Jing nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, yes, it refers to the Milky Way... the great immortal is talented and rich in learning. He studies the principles of Confucian classics and the debates of Buddhist metaphysics; he who knows how to write articles is a wise bosom friend. The mystery of appreciation... Poetry and Fu Ode, all rhyme-like texts are collected; Zhang Biao memorials, no-rhyme pens are all included..."

Shi Bin is a cool picture that can't be used endlessly.

Liar Guo himself likes to be photographed, and he is also very skilled in his own business, so it makes people itch to be able to photograph others.

At this time, the butler had already crawled to fetch all the thick bank notes.

Shi Bin grabbed a lot of banknotes and put them all in his chest pocket. The pile of banknotes stretched his clothes like a woman.

Satisfied, he said to the housekeeper in a gentlemanly manner: "Thank you!"

Then he turned to Guo Jing and said, "Keep shooting, I haven't heard enough."

Guo Jing is in so much pain, this man is so damn hard to serve, I am such an ignorant person who can use so many wonderful words to make you so happy, I have already racked my brains, and I have to think about it. It's harder than killing me.

But the other party didn't listen enough, what should I do?
So he had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to shoot: "The Great Immortal will get a hundred peerless beauties in the future... With countless treasures and countless servants... I beg you, Great Immortal, I really can't make it up! What the hell are you doing?" How can you spare my life, it's not easy these days to make a living, you and I have no grievances in the past, and we have no grudges these days..."

Liar Guo has never shed so many tears in his life.

Shi Bin knew that Liar Guo was used to being high on the top, and he had to beat him up directly to destroy his spirit before he would obediently cooperate.

If you talk about being a gentleman with a guy like him right from the start, then you're just out of your mind.

What kind of people are treated.

Now it's about time.

However, Shi Bin has always been very prudent in doing things, so he decided to add a huge fire, Tianhuo.

"You still have...well, nineteen pigs, come on, tell me all the bad things you have done in your life. Whoever says something good, I forgive whoever says something bad, die."

Tianzun continued to play the game of cat and mouse with great interest.

Facing the wings of death, the notorious gangsters that Sun Zhao mentioned were frightened to death. In order to survive, they rushed to tell the misdeeds of their lives like beans in a bamboo tube, in order to ask for forgiveness.

Twelve people did more bad things.

The other seven did relatively little.

Shi Bin once again issued orders to the guards of the Tiantuan: "Behead these twelve animals and bring them to justice."

In desperation, these people shouted: "Your words don't count!"

"you're lying."

"You are not trustworthy!"

……

Shi Bin replied one by one:

"I never count when I talk to pigs."

"I lied to pigs."

"I only trust good people, never trust bad people, and I never treat you as human beings. Well, go to the [-]th floor of hell with peace of mind, there is a pan of oil waiting for you, amen."

Six heavenly regiment warriors, if you ask him to cook, he may not be able to do well.If you let him kill, that's his special skill.

The bloody scene and the tragic scene of the decapitated body have already frightened Liar Guo out of his body.

The sword of Stockholm has pierced into his heart.

This half-immortal was feces and urine, his face was pale with fright, and he knelt down on the ground and kowtowed like garlic:
"Grandpa hero, I don't know where Guo has offended you! What exactly do you want to spare the villain? As long as you tell me, I will do it... As long as you spare me, I will repay you like a cow and a horse ...You can ask me to do anything, I will listen to you..."

"That's what you said!" Shi Bin put away his cynical expression and said seriously.

"The villain listens to grandpa, I beg grandpa to spare me from dying! Woooooo..."

This scene is absolutely amazing.

Night, killing, punishment.

Shi Bin raised his right hand, pinched Liar Guo's face, and said, "The trick just now is to write on only one piece of paper, and write on a pile of paper. How long has it been used?"

Guo Jing's heart tightened, a sense of panic of being seen through hit him, he didn't dare to hide it, and answered truthfully: "Three...three years..."

Shi Bin smiled charmingly: "The answer to that so-called bullshit spell lies in the ink, right? It is ink made of a special material that can penetrate thick paper..."

Guo Jing broke out in a cold sweat: "Are you a human or a ghost?"

"I am a great immortal whose mana is ten thousand times stronger than yours." Shi Bin said his conditions: "Listen, be my apprentice, and you will kowtow when you meet me in the future, and when there are more people, you must be more respectful and call me My master! If you can't do it, even if I'm thousands of miles away, I can still kill you... If you don't believe me, let's try..."

"Don't try, don't try, believe in..."

"That... let me borrow something from you..."

"Master...Master, all the disciple's banknotes are tribute to you, you...what more do you want!"

"Lend me a Taoist robe! It's not easy to buy this kind of non-necessary material outside, so I still have to find a professional liar like you..."

(End of this chapter)