Great Leaving the Night's Watch

Chapter 64 In the midst of the storm, a drunken troll came out to disrupt the situation...

Shi Bin repeatedly searched in his mind: Which scene is most similar to the current situation?There are no identical economic models and no identical event models in the world, as long as they can correspond to [-]% or [-]%.

Zuo Liangyu, a general of the Ming Dynasty, had extremely bad military discipline, so he would never dare to destroy Zhang Xianzhong, a bad guy.There is a chance to destroy it, but I dare not destroy it.Because after killing him, the emperor should take the knife on himself.If bad guy Zhang doesn't die for a day, Zuo Liangyu will be safe for a day.

The models are not completely similar, and I, Shi Bin, have a much higher character than Zuo Liangyu.

But the situation is so similar.

They are all trying to survive in the cracks.

The emperor didn't really want to revive the night watchman, it was just because of the situation and for his own benefit.You can understand this with your butt.

After the matter settled down, this fellow probably should make up some random excuse—this excuse is guaranteed to be perfect—in short, he still wants to attack the night watchman anyway.

Therefore, the current situation must not let it develop to the end where one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers.

It is best to keep the situation where the water is shallow and there are many big brothers everywhere.

Standing together can keep everyone alive.

So for my own safety, Shi Bin, please live well, you two bastards.

He didn't even say a single word of politeness, and he didn't even have the slightest twitch, as if a big guy asked me to make a decision, and I would do my part:
"The high thieves and the Zhao thieves have harmed the country and the people. They deceived the king and ignored the crime. The crime cannot be punished! The prince punished the high thieves all over the family, vented his anger on the people, and returned the people's justice. This is very righteous! Da Li has a prince like this, it is really a blessing for the community! "

"The emperor's holy Cong Zhuzhao..." Shi Bin tried his best to hold back his nausea, not thinking about the useless emperor when he was held hostage by the traitor, and said against his will: "The high thief and the Zhao thief are rebellious, how dare they hold the emperor and provoke the relationship between the emperor and his son?" , His crime should be to destroy the nine clans! I hope the emperor will reward the prince for saving him, and issue an order to destroy the nine clans of high-ranking thieves and Zhao thieves!"

Master Tianzun performed Taijiquan, turning the three cleans into one breath, turning big things into small ones, and turning small things into small things.

Everyone listened attentively, even if someone thought what he said was wrong, no one dared to object openly, and even nodded against their will, showing an attitude of approval.

Brother Prince is especially useful.

Brother Hunjun is especially useful.

The prince is useful because Shi Bin's nonsense is to help him out.

Brother Hunjun is useful... His IQ level... Well, don't mention it.Anyway, just a word, Li Shidi also wants to live forever, but no liar has the ability to deceive him.

If a person is deceived by low-IQ liars, he should first reflect on himself.

The Venerable Heaven continued to babble:

"Since ancient times, father and son have been one. If the son plays with the father's soldiers, it is equivalent to the son playing with the father's toys without permission. If the father is particularly strict, he will be beaten with a whip at most. For a benevolent monarch like the emperor, at most he will be punished." Just a glass of wine."

Still no one spoke.

If this continues, the situation will become more and more relaxed, which is beneficial to everyone.

Shi Bin was about to continue fooling around, when an innocent guy suddenly interrupted.

Speaker Huang Yan.

This ugly, pedantic speech official has been promoted by his colleagues, but he has been in the officialdom for 30 years without getting a promotion.

He usually speaks very straight, his tone is smelly and offensive, and he loves to impeach others.

There are also gentlemen among the officials, they are right about things and wrong about people, in order to rectify the mistakes of the court and make Dali better and better.

But this old speaker is different, he just doesn't like everyone, he doesn't blame himself for his incompetence, but he just hates that others live better than him.

From the top to the six departments and nine ministers, down to the ninth rank and small officials, there is no one who has not been impeached by him.

Although officials can say what they say, but there is a bottom line, you can't slander!

But he doesn't care, in order to make himself happy, in order to make others feel uncomfortable, he would rather slander and frame, but pick the bones from the egg, in short, if he can make you spit blood out of anger, he will be happy!However, there is a rule in ancient times that officials are not killed in the court.so as not to block the way of speech.

This kind of person, in the 21st century, is called a troll.

Everyone who was sprayed by him hated him to the bone.

His family had warned him that this would hurt his family.He never cared, so the whole family became depressed and sick, and passed away.

Now, just listen to this guy shaking his head and saying: "The Venerable Heavenly One is avoiding the important and taking the light!"

Countless eyes shot at him in unison.

He reveled in the thrill of being watched.

The Venerable Heavenly One was in charge of the overall situation just now, and being the main character is really enjoyable, so I'll just grab the show!handsome!
None of you dare to provoke the Venerable Heaven, because you are all weak trash!But I, Huang, dared to slap his venerable heaven in the face in public, I am so awesome!

In fact, in normal times, he might not say these words on this occasion.

But with his personality, it's hard to tell.

But today, before this coup d'etat, he and his colleague, another troll, spat at each other, and the loser was punished with alcohol.

At this time, he had already drank eighteen bowls of wine.

Wu Song, a world-beating hero like Wu Song, can beat a tiger to death with his bare hands after drinking [-] drinks!A well-known classic legend has been achieved!
And he is a yellow boy, after drinking eighteen bowls of strong wine, he is so strong and cowardly!
The ability to spray people has exploded!

Didn't everyone, from the royal family down to the common people, enshrine the Heavenly Venerable as a god?

I dare to spray him!

Really speechless.

The dignified officials, the people who are responsible for the government's governance actions, openly drink alcohol during work, which is evident from the corruption of the dynasty's laws and regulations.

He continued to point at Shi Bin impassionedly and said: "The prince raised his troops to rebel! According to the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period, the emperor should raise his troops to punish him, Rectify the law! The Venerable Heaven is a wolf with ambition, shields the rebels, and confuses the crowd with evil words, and he should be punished for his crimes!"

When his bat eyes turned to Yao Zhifang, a beautiful girl like a fairy, a sense of resentment derived from a strong sense of jealousy erupted completely, why can you get such a beautiful girl, but I can only marry an old sow That level!

Taking advantage of the strength of wine, he pointed at the beautiful girl madly and said: "The emperor should abolish the night watchman, and put this fellow who is with Liar Guo to prison and torture him! His little wife should be sent to Jiaofang Secretary!"

The mouth is completely happy.

I've never been so addicted to my mouth.

Yao Zhifang's face was pale, tears of grievance flowed out like broken beads.

She has never done anything wrong, she has always abided by her duty as a girl, and she has never hurt anyone, but she has been maliciously hurt many times.

Shi Bin patted her hand lightly, and cast a warm look, hinting to her that I will protect you, don't be afraid.

She nodded and wiped away her tears.

Shi Bin's people, from Xiao Fei and Sun Zhao to Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others, all gritted their teeth angrily, wishing to rush up and tear Huang Tiaozi's mouth open!
Xiang Yu and Meng Huo were so angry that their hair stood on end!

Shi Bin has the experience of suppressing all kinds of trolls on the Internet, so even if he was upset, he didn't show it on his face.

Therefore, in the eyes of outsiders, the Venerable Huan Daotian is not showing his emotions.In this way, wearing this Taoist robe on the body looks even more immortal.

On the other hand, Huang Yan, no one accepts his love.

Everyone stared at him fiercely with the most hatred and vicious eyes.

This kind of inflexible idiot is the worst thing in the world.

Are you fucking looking for trouble?

A noble person like Tianzun is talking nonsense here, so it's your turn to be a jerk here?
How much effort did Heavenly Venerable waste to give this ugly rebellion to Yun so well!
You have to be happy for the so-called orthodoxy, with blood flowing into rivers and bones into mountains?

It's something that even a dog understands, but you think you're the only one who understands it?

Do you understand that the best art of power struggle is to compromise when it is time to compromise?
Shi Bin scolded the [-]th generation of this idiot's ancestors in his heart: "Where did such a stupid and mentally retarded come out? A truly mature politician can cooperate with killing fathers and enemies at any time! Not to mention the relationship between the prince and the faint brother , It hasn’t intensified to that point yet. If you stop the loss in time, there is still a chance to recover. But if you tear your face completely, you will never have a chance to repair it. You sprayed them and then sprayed me. Is this life-threatening?”

Brother Prince and Brother Hunjun really deserve to be father and son.

Absolutely right!
Definitely his own son!
This pair of political enemies, who were already at war with each other, unexpectedly ordered at the same time, "Slay this dog immediately!"

Shi Bin knew that Liao, in ancient Chinese, refers to animals.

It's a more civilized way of saying it.

Ordinary people swear at the street, saying that other people are animals.

He is a dignified royal family, a god-given monarch, and a chosen person with his own halo. He can't be like you ordinary people, he has a high style.

The royal family is angry and angry, and they have to curse, and they can't let themselves suffer from depression.

But the level of swearing has to be distanced from ordinary people. This elegant way reminds everyone at any time to pay attention to the class gap between ordinary people and them.

In fact, it's not a big deal.

There are even higher levels of art.

Ordinary people call a bad woman a whore, but the royal family can't be so simple and rude, it's too vulgar, the royal family has to be called the head of the brothel industry.

Well, for the time being, this valuable knowledge will be popularized here for readers.

As soon as the crown prince and Hunjun gave the order, one of their subordinates immediately came out to execute!

Depend on!
Shi Bin thought to himself, since you two have expressed your views, then my venerable god should also show his presence!
You two are very tall, that's a fact.

I'm not bad either.

"Listen, both of you! This deity orders you! Cut this beast!" Shi Bin's voice was louder than both of them.

The two soldiers were about to break out in embarrassing cold sweat.

You god-level big names fight, can you not implicate the bottom of our society?It's really hard to mix rice these days, don't put us trash in the middle, okay?
In case there is a small detail that is not handled well, we can't afford to walk around.

The two soldiers looked at each other, and the emperor's soldier saluted the emperor, expressing his obedience.

The prince's soldiers saluted the prince to show compliance.

They both saluted Shi Bin at the same time, expressing compliance.

(End of this chapter)