Uninterrupted Strange Immortal

Chapter 38 Token of Thorns, Monster Feast

After exchanging pleasantries for a while, Li Yuhe turned to ask about his age.

"It's eighteen this year." Yu Lu said truthfully.

"to be frank!"

Li Yuhe was a little displeased, feeling that this person was deceiving him, and his initial goodwill suddenly faded, and he became disgusted when he saw Yu Lu's thick eyebrows and big eyes.

"It's really only eighteen, I'm just older." Yu Lu smiled coyly, and then said: "I don't believe it, Pavilion Master Li can touch my bone age, it can't be fooled."

Li Yuhe didn't say a word, and directly put two fingers on Yu Lu's wrist and pinched it. After a while, he showed embarrassment, and then covered it up with a surprised look.

"It turns out to be really talented, tsk tsk." Li Yuhe looked at Yu Lu's hulking figure, tsk tsk in amazement, then walked to Yu Lu's side and wanted to pat him on the shoulder like a boss treats his subordinates.

"Maybe a bald head also makes you look older."

Raising his hand, Li Yuhe discovered an embarrassing fact.

Yu Lu is too tall for her to reach.

Tiptoe.

still not enough
Seeing Pavilion Master Li's awkward hand in mid-air, Yu Lu lowered his body very perceptively, and assumed a posture that made Li Yuhe comfortable.

This was not so embarrassing, Li Yuhe patted it twice perfunctorily and sat back down again.

"Yes, it is a good thing that you are willing to join the Changsheng Pavilion, but I need to clarify the pros and cons of it with you in advance."

"Once you join the Changsheng Pavilion, when enemies or monsters invade Hexian Town, you need to respond to the call and enter the Changsheng Pavilion to fight together."

"This is the only thing you need to do, and in return, you can get good deeds by completing the task of slaying demons and eliminating demons. The good deeds can be exchanged for magic tools, life scriptures, magic martial arts, and treasure medicines in the treasure house of the Changsheng Pavilion. , even being a disciple of the Divine Xiao Sect has a chance." Li Yuhe painted a big cake as usual.

Half a quarter of an hour later, Yu Lu walked out of Li's residence, holding an extra dark gold thorn token in his hand, engraved with thunder patterns.

Different from the Marquis Order of the Tibetan Fragrance Demon King, this token is full of the sacred atmosphere of order and rules, and it is the identity token of the Changsheng Pavilion.

As soon as he touched it, a tingling sensation came from Yu Lu's soul, and he was so frightened that he quickly let go.

After checking, Yu Lu found that his soul hadn't been damaged at all, and the tingling sensation just now seemed to be just an illusion.

Holding it again, the tingling pain came again, but the difference was that Yu Lu actually felt a little bit of relief in the tingling pain!
I am a normal person!
With a big hand shake, Yu Lu quickly put the token into the physical space.

"This token is so weird."

...

Something happened here, Yu Lu walked towards the outside of the city, the city gate was strictly guarded, he still passed the alley and chose a place where no one was there, crossed the city wall, and rushed towards the wilderness.

Along the way, Yu Lu took out the booklet of errants and kept comparing the scenery along the way, and walked towards the place recorded in the booklet.

Half a quarter of an hour later, he looked at the bustling ghost town in the dark forest in the distance, and was surprised.

It was originally recorded in the book of errants that this is a dense forest without people, and a hollow tree hole with a red hydrangea in it is the entrance of Tianmu Bookstore.

But time has passed, and unexpectedly, a ghost town has developed at the entrance of Tianmu Bookstore.

In the center of the town, there was a naked Miao girl with tattoos of poisonous insects splitting her legs. This girl had a rosy face and was acting with a broom with human eyes and a mouth. She kept moaning profusely:

"My husband! My best husband!"

Most of the spirits and monsters on the side were naked, with humanoid bodies that still had the characteristics of beasts and plants. They laughed loudly when they saw the naked seedling girl in heat:

"Chong Nu is in heat with her dead husband again."

"Where did she die? Wasn't she captured the soul and sealed it in the broom demon's body?"

A man with leeks is a weird man with a shiny green head, and he is eating with faeces in his hands, laughing while eating, and the surrounding ghosts hide away in disgust.

Not far away, there is the only female spirit monster that is sheltered and the most human-like. She is wearing a loose linen robe with a fragrant and graceful body inside. This female spirit monster is winking at a wolf monster and throwing it at him. Lured behind a tree.

After a while, amidst the obscene waves, there was a heart-piercing scream.

I saw the monster with wolf head and long gray fur clutching his crotch, ran out with anger and pain on his face, his crotch was bloody, but it was empty.

"Hee hee~"

With a burst of melodious laughter like silver bells, the alluring female spirit came out from behind the tree wearing a human linen robe, revealing a large area of ​​beautiful spring.

But Yu Lu didn't feel the slightest sensuality in his heart. He saw that between the female spirit's legs was a big bloody mouth full of layers of fangs and jagged teeth, constantly chewing a lump of fuzzy flesh and blood.

"Haha, another ghost who just arrived fell for that girl with a gap!"

The ghosts are rolling all over the ground with laughter. In their long and boring lives, such embarrassing things of the same kind are what they like to hear the most, and they can often serve as their jokes for decades.

"Don't worry about the wolf monster, go find that monster leek, it can make your ancestral treasure grow back, even far better than before!" There are also kind-hearted monsters pointing at the leek spirit, reminding the wolf monster.

Yu Lu looked at the group of wild and unrestrained spirits with grotesque behaviors in the dense forest, touching the actor's skin with his hands, but he felt worried.

For the first time, he worried that he might not fit in with others because he wasn't crazy enough.

These spirits are different from the monsters in Changfeng County. Most of them absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, or they have a good fortune to meet the emperor's fluid, which is rare in a hundred years, and then give birth to wisdom.

In addition, most of them seldom come into contact with humans and monsters, so the spirits are innocent and unrestrained, not bound by etiquette, justice and shame, and act entirely on wild instincts. In the eyes of the human race, the behavior of these spirits is extremely grotesque and wild.

It is recorded in the book of the errants that the errant once encountered a small town where ghosts gathered in Nanzhou County, and enjoyed the taste of female ghosts in it, and he was reluctant to part with it until his body was exhausted The departure, between the lines reveals amazement and aftertaste everywhere.

Because Yu Lu was influenced by the errants, he naturally didn't have murderous intentions or ill feelings towards these spirits. He just wanted to sneak in, enter Tianmu Bookstore smoothly, and leave after completing his own affairs.

I saw him wipe the actor's skin on his face, and it turned into a ghost that looked like a human-horse hybrid, and swaggered towards the ghost town.

Along the way, spirits and monsters kept greeting the newcomer, revealing an extremely simple and enthusiastic folk style.

It is said that it is a small town, but even wooden houses are very rare. Most of them are hammocks woven from vines, or nests built on the canopy of trees.

Seeing the hollow tree hole in front of him, there were already a few human monks standing there, followed by a flattering and bowed old spirit, this monster was covered in gray and white long hair, talking to the human monks.

It turns out that you can come in without a disguise, but you don't know what price you have to pay.

Yu Lu thought to himself.

The human monk touched the red hydrangea in the tree hole and disappeared instantly. Yu Lu hurried forward when he saw this.

Suddenly, a gust of wind hit the back of his head, Yu Lu was alerted instantly, dodged a sneak attack sideways, and then subdued the enemy to the ground with a quick and powerful grabbing hand.

Yu Lu looked down, and it turned out to be a strange girl with a black goat. This girl was only covered with a few pieces of fresh cloth on her private parts. Her skin was dark, but she couldn't hide her extremely pure and pretty face, and her broad mind was something Yu Lu had never seen in his life. To such an extent, words such as "breeding", "motherhood", and "breastfeeding" naturally appeared in my mind after just a glance. This is actually an extraordinary talent!
He was taken aback, but he didn't know the mysterious effect.

But on the girl's lower body are a pair of black sheep's hooves.

"Ah, you hurt me!" The girl cried out in pain.

"Why did you sneak up on me?"

"You are strong!" the black goat girl replied confidently.

"So I want to mate with you!"

Yu Lu's brain froze on the spot and went blank.

How could she say such brazen words so confidently?As if it was him who was wrong.

"If you have a sweetheart, you should start dating him step by step and make love with him for a long time. How can you beat a sap with a hammer?"

Yu Lu educated him earnestly, looking at the big hammer and felt a little shocking, it turned out to be a powerful magic weapon!

"My mother said that if you want to mate with someone, you should knock him unconscious with a big ancestral hammer, and then drag him back to the cave."

"Aren't you afraid of knocking people to death with too much force?" Yu Lu felt a little headache. How could senior wrongdoers bear these weird temperaments?

"Mother said, it's ready to use while it's hot!"

Yu Lu was dumbfounded when he heard that, what kind of distorted views are these?
"I won't eat you like Aunt Mantis, so you can go back with me, and I will let you see the baby for the last time." Little Hoof smiled brightly, with a majestic smile.

The long-haired old ghost in the distance also noticed the movement here, and ran over in a hurry.

"Little brother, be merciful!" The long-haired old monster said while running out of breath, with one hand on his waist

"This child is not malicious, it's just the nature of their family. There are no males, and most of them reproduce by beating sap sticks. Don't blame the little brother."

Hearing this, Yu Lu could only let go of the black goat girl, "No problem, I hope you can discipline her more in the future."

"It must be, it must be, the reason why the little brother came to Yehu Town must be to enter the bookstore of Tianmu?"

This is called Wild Fox Town?

"The old man will lead you there right now." The long-haired old man smiled, and led Yu Lu to the hollow tree hole, and turned his head to stare at the black goat girl while walking.

"Little brother only needs to touch the red hydrangea, and he can instantly go to the Tianmu Bookstore standing above the sky."

Yu Lu slowly stretched out his hand, and when he touched it, he heard the long-haired old man say: "The black goat girl is a descendant of the Holy Spirit, she has an innate spirit, and ordinary spirits don't look down on her at all, she is still a baby, little brother If you are interested, you might as well agree to her request, and you will benefit immensely afterwards."

After a burst of dizziness, Yu Lu opened his eyes and was already above the sky.

(End of this chapter)