Deep Sea Gunner: I kill monsters to increase attack power

Chapter 7 Shooting yourself in the foot

Chapter 7 Shooting yourself in the foot

Night fell quickly, and everyone camped far away from the beach.

The girls are in charge of cooking, and the boys are in charge of arranging the security of the camp. Letting the students spend the night outside the city is also one of the contents of the autumn assessment.

Qi Ya saw that the four of Chu Lingjun had set up a warning circle and a protective circle outside the camp, and hurried to help cook.

Si Yao's three daughters looked at Qi Ya with a pale face, but said in succession: "Qi Ya, what are you doing? Go back to the car and rest quickly, the three of us can prepare the dinner."

"Yeah, Qi Ya, you just vomited a few mouthfuls of blood, the most important thing now is to rest!"

As soon as "vomiting blood" was mentioned, Qi Ya's expression turned ugly again.

She squeezed a smile on her face: "I'm fine now, it's probably because I've gotten angry these days that I vomit blood."

"I'm also lying in panic in the car, let me help!"

"Qi Ya, there's really no need, the three of us can do it." Guan Buyu looked at Qi Ya's pale face and persuaded.

"Qi Ya, why are you so screwed up today? It's just one dinner, the three of us can handle it!" Hua Peizhen also said.

"Qi Ya, your body is more important, you go and lie down." Si Yao held Qi Ya's arms and said with concern.

Qi Ya resolutely said: "It's really not necessary, I'm already in good health, I'll just eat a little more crab meat later!"

At this time, she saw a large pot of crab soup cooking in the stove next to her, and said quickly: "You don't want me to help, so let me watch this crab soup, okay?"

"you……"

There were several refusals, but Qi Ya's attitude was firm, and the three girls had no choice but to let Qi Ya go.

After successfully blending in, Qi Ya carefully observed the movement around while helping.

Finally, when the three women didn't pay attention to her side, Qi Ya quickly took out a packet of powder from her pocket and poured it into the soup!

Qi Ya took the spoon and stirred quickly, thinking of the day's events, she couldn't help but gritted her teeth, her pretty melon seed face was a bit ferocious.

Chu Lingjun, you bastard, you are naturally cautious, aren't you?

I'll see if you eat dinner!

I am a drug that can be overwhelmed even by a sea master in the meridian state, let me see what you will do now!
In the first three times, you are definitely a blind cat and a dead mouse.

This time there are no accidents, and I can definitely complete the task!

An hour later, the sky was completely dark, and only the bonfire in the middle of the camp was burning. At this time, the four of Chu Lingjun also returned from their work.

"Zhao Hao, why are you so slow?" Guan Buyu went up to meet him and asked in confusion, "The food is getting cold."

Zhao Hao didn't speak, turned around and looked at Chu Lingjun and gave him a blank stare.

Chu Lingjun coughed lightly, and took the initiative to say, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, it's my problem. Boss and the others wanted to set up a defensive circle, but I insisted that they set up three."

Guan Buyu laughed out loud: "This is very similar to your style, but this is the first time we spend the night outside the city after all, it's a good thing to be cautious."

"Okay, okay, let's eat quickly, anyway, this is not the first time that the third child has been like this today, I'm used to it!" Duan Feng said, and ran to the folding table with bright eyes, watching the beautiful and delicious dinner in front of him. Swallow.

"Go, eat!"

There are many advantages to driving here. For example, knowing that you will spend the night outside the city tonight, they prepared a lot of things in the rear compartment, including pots and pans, ingredients and seasonings, cooking tools, folding tables and chairs, which made tonight's dinner very rich.

The four of Chu Lingjun couldn't help drooling when they saw the colorful and fragrant things on the table.

Fried chicken wings with salt, stir-fried sixties with green peppers, fried pork with fragrant dry, mapo tofu, sweet and sour pork ribs, etc.

In addition to these common household dishes, there are also a few hard dishes, which are the sand crabs that were just hunted today.

The sea beasts in the era of spiritual revival are all top seafood!

Under the cooking of the four women, there are sand crab sashimi, steamed king crab with ginger and scallion, steamed sand crab with garlic vermicelli, steamed egg with crab roe, and delicious seafood crab soup next to it.

"I'm starting!" Duan Feng couldn't bear it any longer, and jumped up excitedly, grabbed a sand crab's claws that were as thick as an arm, and was about to gnaw on it.

"and many more!"

But just as Duan Feng was about to speak, a figure rushed over and snatched his crab claws in one fell swoop.

"What are you doing, third child?"

Chu Lingjun said solemnly: "Although wild aquatic products are fresh and vigorous, they are prone to parasites and some special viruses."

"Especially if the sea animal meat is not specially processed, it will cause mutations, animalization and other hazards to the user."

"It's not that I don't believe in the craftsmanship of the four sisters, but to be on the safe side, eat other things first. I'll test whether the crab meat is clean or not. It will take a few minutes."

"..." Everyone.

Everyone once again felt Chu Lingjun's cautiousness and fear of death...

On the other hand, Qi Ya was dumbfounded, and her heart collapsed!

Chu Lingjun!
You... You who suffered a thousand knives, you did it on purpose, you definitely did it on purpose!

You must have known about my plan, and you are deliberately trying to annoy me, right?
Qi Ya couldn't bear it anymore, she took out her phone and shook her!

She originally thought that she could complete the task easily, and enjoy the reward alone.

Now that he meets Chu Lingjun, who is such a wonderful product, it is impossible to resort to tricks, and he can only solve it violently!
……

Chu Lingjun naturally didn't know Qi Ya's inner activities. At this time, he took out the reagents and test boxes from his backpack seriously, and began to test every sand crab dish.

Although in this world, due to the recovery of spiritual power, the cultivation of sea masters has occupied the mainstream of society, but science and technology still exist.

For example, the things in Chu Lingjun's hands are the product of the combination of the medicine refining method of Master Yu Hai and modern technology.

Chu Lingjun only needs to extract a little food from each dish and put it into the test box. The special spiritual liquid in the box will react with it, and then the computer chip in the box will quickly calculate the result according to the reaction.

As Chu Lingjun said, the whole process is very fast and only takes a few minutes.

"Chu Lingjun, don't you believe in the craftsmanship of the four of us? Hmph!" Chu Lingjun had just put a piece of crab meat sashimi into the inspection box, when Si Yao came over and said a little angrily.

After working hard all night, no matter who you are, you will feel a little grudge.

"Don't be afraid of [-], just in case." Chu Lingjun naturally understood this, and softly comforted Feng Man, "We are outside the city at this time, if something really happens, then we should call Tian Tian Ying Dao!" No one can afford the consequences."

"It's only a few minutes to test knowledge, life is the most important."

Chu Lingjun kept moving while talking, putting every ounce of crab meat into the inspection box one by one.

There is no need for other ingredients, they were purchased by Chu Lingjun, and he had inspected them himself before departure.

Silently, Si Yao crossed her hands on her chest and stared up and down at Chu Lingjun, "Why do I feel that if there is a fight, you will be the first to escape? After all, you are so cowardly and risk your life."

"Nonsense, you should be the first one to leave, because you are my support, and I will stand in front of you no matter what!" Chu Lingjun said with an extremely serious expression.

"Ahem..." The sugar-coated shells that came suddenly made Si Yao a little overwhelmed.

Si Yao, who had a little resentment at first, disappeared in a flash.

Damn, this little shooter is so glib!
"Drip!"

While Chu Lingjun and Si Yao were talking, the test results came out.

They heard the sound and looked towards the inspection box, only to see four green lights and one red light on the inspection box.

This means that among the five dishes that Chu Lingjun inspected, four were safe and non-toxic, and one was poisonous!
"This!"

Seeing this result, Si Yao, whose face was full of indifference, opened her red lips and small mouth slightly, shocked!
It's actually... really poisonous!

Chu Lingjun was also slightly stunned. He just checked instinctively and subconsciously, but he didn't expect to actually check out something.

"Boss, second and fourth, you guys had better come and have a look."

"What's the matter?"

Zhao Hao, Duan Feng and Guan Buyu, who were eating with some displeasure, heard the reputation and came over, and they were stunned immediately.

All the food they stuffed into their mouths suddenly tasted bad!
Especially Duan Feng with dishonest hands and a piece of crab meat stuffed into his mouth, was stunned for a second, his eyes widened, he frantically ran to the side, scratched his throat, and vomited it all up!
"Don't eat it first, I'll test it again." Chu Lingjun frowned slightly, looked up at them and said in a deep voice.

This time no one objected.

Qi Ya on the side had closed her eyes at some point, a vein on her forehead was throbbing and throbbing.

When Chu Lingjun is arrested later, she must serve her with a whip!
This bastard ruined so many good things for her, it's simply hateful!
The second wave of test results came out soon, and there were still four green lights and one red light.

Chu Lingjun looked at the inspection object at the red light, which was the pot of seafood and crab soup.

Chu Lingjun took another seafood and crab soup to test separately, and it was still a red light.

Duan Feng, who had just vomited next to him, saw that the seafood and crab soup was poisonous, screamed, and ran to induce vomiting again. He just drank a few mouthfuls of soup!
The faces of the four girls were full of embarrassment. They cooked dinner tonight, and one of the pots turned out to be poisonous.

Si Yao's face became even more embarrassed, and she took a cautious look at Chu Lingjun. She had sneered at him when Chu Lingjun was doing the examination just now.

If it wasn't for Chu Lingjun's insistence, wouldn't the eight of them be poisoned tonight?

The cautious Chu Lingjun also tested a few dishes such as salt-fried chicken wings, and they all gave green lights.

Chu Lingjun walked to the dining table, thinking: "It's a bit strange, it's all crab meat, why is this soup poisonous, while other dishes are not poisonous?"

"Si Yao, is the crab meat you cook tonight from one sand crab, or from multiple heads?"

"One end." Si Yao replied.

Chu Lingjun nodded, yes, a sand crab is more than 2 meters long and weighs more than 100 kilograms, which is enough for eight people to eat, and there is no need to slaughter a second one.

"Maybe some ingredients in this seafood and crab soup react with crab meat to produce toxins? Or is it that a certain part of the crab used in this crab soup happens to be poisonous?" Zhao Hao said slowly.

Chu Lingjun nodded: "It's all possible."

Chu Lingjun said slowly again: "So for the sake of everyone's lives, I suggest that these dishes for tonight be temporarily abandoned, and everyone eat instant noodles!"

Everyone: "..."

Si Yao said: "Lingjun, the crab soup is poisonous, so why don't we just eat the crab soup?"

"Didn't you listen to what the boss said? It is possible that the combination of two or more ingredients produced toxins. We don't know what it is for the time being. If you accidentally eat it, you will be tricked?"

"Also, these dishes are all cooked with the same pot, spoon and other kitchen utensils, right? So maybe other kitchen utensils are also contaminated with some toxins."

"So it's too dangerous to continue eating these dishes, let's eat instant noodles!"

Everyone: "..."

It has to be said that everyone only felt that Chu Lingjun's analysis was logical, thoughtful, and irrefutable!
Qi Ya on the side collapsed again!

She just spat out a big mouthful of blood in a fit of anger. She is currently in a weak state and needs to make up for it. Now, Chu Ling has announced that these dishes are poisonous, calling on everyone to eat instant noodles...

Nima, it hurts to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot!
(End of this chapter)

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