At the end of the Sui Dynasty

Chapter 33 Dinner Party ([-])

The curtain of the high platform was removed, but there was a woman in a yellow shirt standing in the center of the stage, with slender jade legs, a slender waist, and shoulders cut like a knife. The tight-fitting bunt clothes made her already slender figure even more curvaceous. , that's not the point, the point is that her face is unbelievably beautiful, with bright eyes and bright teeth, closed moon and shy flowers, sinking fish and wild goose... At this moment, all the adjectives used on her seem to be monotonous and weak, the key point is that this woman is still beautiful Gorgeous but not vulgar, there is no trace of dust on her body, no matter her smart eyes or her slightly upturned upper lip, there is an aura of aura, and everyone seems to feel that she is looking at them.

Gao Bufan couldn't help feeling a little dizzy, terribly, he looked at the rising stars around him, and found that they were even more unbearable. He looked so intoxicated that he couldn't help himself. As for the brothers Gao Shixiong and Gao Shiheng, the two brothers swallowed their saliva like a competition.

At this time, the woman in the yellow shirt on the stage flicked the ebony cloud board in her hand, made a crisp sound, and clapped her fists in all directions with a smile like a flower. Her movements were elegant and sassy, ​​and she instantly won applause from all the audience. She used a fashionable sentence In other words, the typhoon is steady.

After Gao Bufan lamented, he unconsciously compared Changsun Wugou with him, and found that Changsun Meimei was completely defeated. It was not that Changsun Wugou's appearance was not as good as the woman in yellow shirt, but that she was still too young. What about the young Tao? How about a ripe peach?In a few more years, when the little Lolita's figure is fully grown, it is estimated that she will be able to break her wrist with this woman in the yellow shirt. The premise is that she can't grow crooked. Her most attractive place.

At this moment, the curtain was closed again, and when it was opened again, the woman in the yellow shirt had disappeared, replaced by a couple of old and young singing opera there. seat.

"Oh, it would be great if everyone, Gongsun, performed again!" Gao Qingyuan sighed and sat down again.

Gao Junxian also shook his head regretfully: "I also really want to see Master Gongsun dancing swords, but unfortunately Master Gongsun's rule is to only perform once a night."

Gao Bufan couldn't help wondering: "This girl can also dance swords?"

Gao Junxian nodded and said: "Brother Changqing, I don't know. Everyone's ventriloquist skills are excellent, but they are best at swords. I don't know how many princes and grandsons have spent a lot of money just to watch her dance a sword, but today we are lucky. Appreciating the ventriloquism of Master Gongsun is already picked up."

Gao Bufan couldn't help wondering secretly, this could be the Aunt Gongsun described by the poet Du Fu, it is said that dancing swords is quite awesome, but now it is the end of the Sui Dynasty, Du Fu is a poet in the middle Tang Dynasty, at this time, Du Fu's old man may not even be fertilized The eggs are still not there, and Mrs. Gongsun probably is similar, so it must not be the same person, so she asked casually: "This Mrs. Gongsun...cough, what is Miss Gongsun's name?"

Gao Shiheng immediately rushed to say: "I know this, it's called Gongsun Yingxiu, hehe, it turns out that brother Changqing is even more ignorant than me."

Gao Junxian smiled and said: "Brother Changqing probably hasn't been to Fengyue yet, otherwise he would know the famous Gongsun masters who are famous all over the world."

Gao Shixiong immediately stared at Gao Bufan as if he had discovered a novel species, and said harshly, "Isn't it? Brother Changqing hasn't visited a brothel yet?"

Gao Bufan secretly sweats, my body is only 15 years old, and I haven't matured yet. Isn't it embarrassing if I haven't visited a brothel?

However, in the eyes of the Gao brothers, it seems that 15 years old has not gone to whoring, it seems really embarrassing. Gao Shixiong laughed and said: "Dare to love Changqing, he is still a crepe, hahaha!"

The wild laughter made people around look sideways, even though Gao Bufan was always calm and embarrassed, he really wanted to knock out all the teeth in Gao Shixiong's big mouth with a punch.

Gao Shiheng hugged Gao Bufan's shoulders and said with a smile: "It's okay, after the banquet, we two brothers will take you to the Xinghua Chunyu Building to find a fan to bless you. Maybe it doesn't cost money, and the fan will be given to your little one Monk consecration fees, wow~haha!"

Gao Bufan was dumbfounded, Gao Qingyuan in the front seat turned his head and glared at the two brothers, and said in disgust: "Vulgar, disturbing people's peace!"

Gao Shixiong and his brothers retorted as if their tails had been trampled on, "What are you pretending to be, don't think we don't know that you went to the Xinghua Chunyu Building three times last month, and you were looking for different sisters, and I don't know how many times you played. What's the pattern?"

Gao Qingyuan's Xiaobai was swollen red, and argued: "I used poetry to meet friends, discuss and exchange ideas, and I'm not as dirty as you."

"It's not bad for a fart to exchange ideas with friends through poetry, but it's almost the same as intercourse. If you have sex with a prostitute, you still want to set up a memorial archway. I despise people like you the most." Gao Shiheng sneered.

Gao Shixiong immediately chimed in and said, "Second brother is very true. Some people are just prudish and still pretend to be elegant. It's obviously that... what?"

Gao Shiheng immediately reminded: "Cross exchange!"

"Yes, intercourse, haha, the second brother is very literary, this sentence is very clever!" Gao Shixiong complimented.

When it comes to bickering, Gao Qingyuan is obviously not an opponent of the Gao brothers. When it comes to fists...forget it, it’s better to talk about bickering. When it comes to bickering, it’s just mental abuse. , Turn your head and ignore these two bastards!
At this moment, Gao Bufan was a little grateful that the little boy was far away, if this kid hadn't set the fire, these two bastards would still be holding on to the fact that he hadn't visited the brothel!

At this time, Gao Junxian didn't know whether it was to ease the atmosphere or something, but he took the initiative to approach and asked: "Brother Changqing, do you know why everyone, Gongsun, only performs one performance each time?"

Gao Bufan secretly thought, there is no need to ask, hunger marketing, this tactic has been played badly in later generations, what limited edition, what limited supply, it is nothing more than the same method, and they are all based on the idea that rare things are more expensive, so that People are scrambling to grab it, but the eldest grandson does have real skills, and the hunger marketing is a great success. If you don't have any real skills, it may turn into starvation marketing, the kind of cool!

Of course, Gao Bufan asked back very cooperatively: "Why? It's hard to justify not earning money!"

Gao Qingyuan snorted coldly and said: "Everything is about money. It seems that you, Gao Changqing, are also a vulgar person. Sure enough, like attracts like and divides people into groups."

Gao Bufan is very happy, does this guy really want to offend everyone?To put it bluntly, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "My family owns a racecourse, and I work hard every day without thinking about money. If money is vulgar, then the whole world is almost full of vulgar people, including the fairies in your eyes. Everyone, Gongsun, do you think that what everyone sprinkled just now was not money and silver, but morning dew and colorful clouds? It can be seen that fairies also have to eat human fireworks, eat and drink, and eat and drink. If you don’t make money, how can you eat and drink? spread!"

Gao Shixiong couldn't help laughing and said: "Brother Changqing is too reasonable!"

"It's not only reasonable, but also tasteful. After listening to Zhang Qing's words, I suddenly feel that everyone, Gongsun, is not so attractive. After all, no matter how beautiful a fairy is, she has to go to the toilet to show respect!" Gao Shiheng laughed.

Gao Qingyuan was so angry that he couldn't speak again, Gao Junxian could only smile wryly and shook his head, obviously not interested in explaining why Gongsun and everyone only performed one performance each time.

Gao Bufan said apologetically: "I interrupted brother Junxian by talking too fast for a while, so I ask brother Junxian to give me some advice."

Gao Bufan's modesty and politeness made Gao Junxian feel good, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's not a secret, it is said that this is the rule set by Master Gongsun, as long as there are three hundred performances, the Gongsun family will officially close the mountain." She retires, so she only performs one performance each time, Gongsun has performed for about a hundred performances since his debut two years ago, so in a few years, I am afraid that everyone in the world will not be lucky enough to see Gongsun perform."

Gao Bufan couldn't help but suddenly realized, Niu B, I don't know who made this kind of marketing plan. With such a package of publicity, Gongsun Yingxiu will be popular if he doesn't want to. In fact, if he calculates carefully, he will play a hundred shows in two years The three hundred games are just six years. After six years, this grandson will be 24 or [-] years old. According to the standards of the ancients, he is already an old leftover woman. It can't be too fragrant!

high!It's really high!

(End of this chapter)