Dragon Clan: Reboot Life

Chapter 199 Official Authorized Slap in the Face
"Finished."

Erika placed the chopsticks and spoons neatly beside the bowl, put her hands flat on her thighs, and blinked.

"Would you like another bowl?"

"No, save your stomach for supper."

"Then Miss Gourmet, what are you going to have for supper?"

Erika tilted her head and fell into serious thinking. She was always very serious about what to eat.

The night wind mixed with the heavy rain flicked her long dark red hair, and the hair blown by the wind lightly touched the tip of Lu Mingfei's nose, itching.

"I want sukiyaki with sake!" Miss Gourmet's eyes sparkled.

Lu Mingfei said in his heart, "want" instead of "want". Her Royal Highness is already very familiar with him, so she is not polite at all.

It is said that girls who run away from home really have a tendency to "revenge". They once wanted to do all the things that their family members did not allow them to do, but now they are addicted to drinking.

If you want to come to Sheqi Hachiya, you will never let Erika drink alcohol. If you get drunk, the people in Tokyo may find that the house is gone when they go out the next day.

"Why does Erika suddenly want to drink?"

"Because you can play games after drinking."

"...Game? What game?" Lu Mingfei asked blankly.

What game can only be played after drinking? "The King of Fighters: Drunken Master Edition"?
Erika nodded: "Yueyong-chan said, after drinking, you can play games after drinking."

Lu Mingfei fell into silence and shock.

If he guessed correctly, the Yueyong that Erika said should be the "Gintama" in "Gintama", Yueyong always wears a black yukata, and under the yukata are black fishnet stockings and high-heeled boots. With a perfect figure, she is a somewhat arrogant character.

Speaking of which, she is still a colleague of senior brothers and the others. In this industry in Japan, the men are called Niulang, and the women are called Younv. Among them, the top one is Tai Fu, also known as Oiran.

This is a nonsensical and funny cartoon. Lu Mingfei knew that Erika had read it, and she even thought that there really was an organization of heaven and man in this world.

But he didn't expect Erika to look at it so seriously...

This episode is still fresh in his memory, Yueyong slapped Yinshi more than a dozen times after getting drunk, and then wanted to play a little game with him after drinking.

And the so-called mini-game is the undressed version of rock-paper-scissors...

"Eriyi wants to play games? How about I accompany you to fight King of Fighters?" Lu Mingfei asked cautiously.

"I don't want to play King of Fighters, I want to play punishment games." Erika lifted up the cloth cover and looked outside, a few fallen cherry blossoms were knocked down by the rain, and flowed into the distance along the water flow on the ground.

After eating, she couldn't sit still, and she didn't want to let go of any time to wander outside.

Lu Mingfei was startled and said, "Did I do something wrong? How does Erika want to punish me?"

Erika turned her head, her eyes reflected the dim light in the van, and she wrapped a strand of hair around her fingers.

"I want to go to the beauty shop."

"Go to a beauty shop?" Lu Mingfei tentatively asked in surprise, "Do you want to dye your hair?"

Erika nodded quickly.

Lu Mingfei scratched his head, he remembered.

When I went out to eat at noon today, Erika stared at the signboard of a beauty shop for a long time. It was a beautiful woman with a very trendy hairstyle.

If you can dye your hair...

Eriyi's hair is purely natural, basically untouched, and is as long as her knees.

Girls with long hair like this are rare on the street nowadays, not to mention her hair is a rare dark red, it would be too wasteful to dye it any other color.

In his last life, he took the initiative to take Erika to the beauty shop, and then experienced the full set of services arranged by Lu Mingze.

But at that time, it was to disguise his identity, so as not to be approached by the Bajia of Sheqi.

And now he wasn't afraid at all.

In this way, there is no need to do hair at all, but...

Lu Mingfei stared at Erika's eyes, which seemed to be beating with longing like a deer, he no longer hesitated, nodded and said: "Okay, I will take you to buy new clothes and make a new hairstyle tomorrow!"

Yes, which girl would refuse to sit in a beauty shop for a whole morning, then go shopping for an afternoon, turn the fitting room into a runway, and look at herself in the mirror as if she can change ever-changingly?
Beauty is a girl's nature.

He couldn't help but think of his last life. The clerk advised her to wear high heels. Erika, who had never worn such shoes, walked clumsily like a duckling. The clerk kept following her step by step for fear that she would fall, but the taut The arc of the calf is breathtakingly beautiful, and the toddler's expression reveals cuteness.

"Let's go tomorrow morning!" Lu Mingfei was decisive, with determination in his eyes.

Erika sat upright, with a small face and said seriously: "We will also have sukiyaki and sake that night."

"Okay, sukiyaki and sake."

"A double serving of fattened beef."

"Conservative, four copies!" Boss Lu made a final decision.

……

"Look at the young people today, depraved, really depraved! Japan is about to sink, and they are still in the mood to talk about love to eat and drink!"

The vice-principal poured wine for the old man while worrying about the future of Japan.

His Excellency the bishop agreed deeply: "This is an important turning point related to the fate of the world, and it really cannot be sloppy."

"How much do you know about King Bai?" the vice-principal approached and asked in a low voice, making it very mysterious.

His Excellency the bishop pondered for a moment, and said, "It's a good dragon."

The vice principal stared wide-eyed: "Is it true? Dragon King is still good?"

His Excellency the bishop said seriously: "Don't look at this great creature with prejudice and attitude. King Bai is the embodiment of justice."

"The incarnation of justice?" The vice-principal was taken aback when he heard that.

"When you can destroy the whole world, you can also become the incarnation of justice, and your every move represents justice. Isn't there a line? I will destroy you instead of justice!"

His Excellency the bishop raised his glass and touched the cup of the vice-principal, teaching him the correct posture to become the incarnation of justice.

The vice-principal was silent.

"This is really bad news. Such a terrifying creature is about to wake up, but we are drinking and eating noodles on the street and chatting nonsense. Should it be said that we are too offline? From this point of view, we must bathe in the hot spring with Yamato Nadeko and Tell me what happened to Sarah."

The vice-principal's long-lost eyes showed sincerity.

His Excellency the Bishop shook the wine in the small cup, shrugged and said, "Alai, this is not bad news. The real bad news is that I told you that he has awakened and is now wandering the streets of Tokyo. Maybe He is sitting next to a ramen stand right now, and he may not necessarily be eating noodles with a cute little girl."

"Damn it." The vice-principal cursed secretly, "Is there still time for me to book a plane ticket for tonight? It's nothing else, I'm a bed person, I can't sleep well if I leave the attic."

"Calm down, Alai." His Excellency put his hand on his shoulder, raised his chin slightly, and said, "Small scene, you can hold it down!"

"What are you going to use?" The vice principal asked eagerly, "Don't expect to use my small body!"

His Excellency the Bishop stared at the vice-principal in silence for a few seconds, and said quietly, "Alai, your physique is almost as big as two of me, you are really not small."

"I'm puffy." The vice principal said shyly.

"Your shameless appearance really has the demeanor of the first generation of Flamel." His Excellency the Bishop said sincerely.

"What is the relationship between you and my ancestor?"

"Both a teacher and a friend." Your Excellency the bishop recalled the meeting, "You know, I have lived for a long time and met many people, but few of them can talk to me. The long time has allowed me to accumulate too much wisdom. , do you understand the kind of loneliness where the whole world is turbid and I am alone?"

"And your patriarch is an extremely interesting person among the people I have met. He is not too smart, but he is optimistic and sharp, and he can always find incredible 'survival' in situations that seem to be dead ends."

The vice-principal slapped his thigh suddenly, and said excitedly: "I understand too well, I always thought that I could definitely chat with Qu Yuan if I was born thousands of years earlier!"

His voice suddenly increased, affecting Angers and Uesugi Koshi who had been chatting for a long time.

At this time, the six people in the van were divided into three pairs, and the big guys were all engrossed in chatting about themselves.

"This is all the secrets you want to know." Uesugi Yue sighed, "I think God has awakened, but this is not the worst, the worst thing is that He may already be in Tokyo."

Angers dropped the wine glass from his hand.

"The original location of Takamahara was in Tokyo Bay, which is very close to today's Tokyo. It will take some time for the dragons to recover their memories and adapt to their bloodlines at the beginning of their recovery. At this time, they are like human babies and will act according to their instincts. You Where would such a white king go?"

Angers was silent for a long time, and took a deep breath: "It will return to Gaotianyuan in memory, just like a fish migrating. But there is no Gaotianyuan in Tokyo Bay, and it will look for the nearest city... This is here! It is Tokyo!

He totally got it.

Just like Norton, the Dragon King, wandered unconsciously for a period of time when he first woke up, and even thought he was a human being.

The same may be true of the god at this moment. She may be in the form of a human being, following the fragments of her memory and coming to Tokyo, chasing her past in a daze, like an abandoned girl.

But Tokyo is a metropolis, there are tens of millions of people here, it is almost impossible to find her!

"I've told you everything I know, now go dig up every inch of Tokyo to find God."

Uesugi Yue brought the cooked ramen to the table, "If there is nothing else, let's end our reunion after eating this bowl of noodles. It's almost over. I have to get up early tomorrow morning to prepare ingredients."

After all, he looked at Lu Mingfei, raised his eyebrows and said, "Young man, do you want to make an appointment?"

Lu Mingfei looked up, thought for a few seconds, nodded and said, "Since the headmaster warmly recommends it, you must try it before Tokyo sinks!"

"Don't be so pessimistic. I bought a plane ticket to France decades ago and paid a lot of money, so I can always take it first. Even if Japan sinks, you can go to France to find me. I will still be there. Ramen is sold on the street.”

Master Yue seemed very optimistic, as if it didn't matter if Japan was submerged.

"Are you going to become the god of ramen in France?" Angers said indifferently.

"But besides selling ramen, I don't know anything else." Uesugi scratched his head and said, "Could it be that you asked me to teach Japanese kendo?"

"Anyway, you used to be the head of the Snake Eight Family, and Japan is also half of your family. Now it is facing the crisis of extinction, but you have an expression on your face that you have nothing to do with yourself."

"But I have already abdicated, haven't I? The emperor abdicated and ignored the government! Who is the current head of the family, you can talk to him!" Uesugi Yue put on a rascal face.

After a brief silence.

"Are you sure you have no offspring?"

Anger stared into Uesugi Koshi's eyes and confirmed again.

"I don't want offspring. The blood of 'Emperor' is supreme, but it is also a curse." Uesugi lowered his eyes, "I don't want my offspring to live a lifetime carrying this curse like me."

"What curse?"

"I can't say that." Uesugi shook his head and said, "Whatever you gain, you have to lose something, isn't it?"

Anger frowned and said, "If our information is correct, the Eight Snake Qi Clans indeed gave birth to a new emperor, but you said that you are the last emperor in this world, who should I believe?"

"I've told you all the stories I can tell, including my mom and my daddy stud, and I'm not going to lie about that, believe it or not."

Uesugi said calmly.

Angers smiled bitterly and said, "It's not that I don't believe you, old friend. To be honest, I didn't expect you to have such a past before."

"This is my life. There are my own faults and those of my family. I ruined everything. I'm sorry for my 'subjects'. I promised them things I don't understand. I sent them to the battlefield. I'm also sorry for my 'people' who made them suffer. I'm also sorry for my 'wives' who I played with as puppets and used their lives to vent my anger. Even my Papa Stallion No. I feel sorry for my mother even more, I don't deserve to hear her tell those Bible stories."

Uesugi Yue took out the silver cross from his collar and held it in his palm, reciting softly,

"You should repent of your sin, and pray to the Lord, that perhaps the thoughts of your heart may be forgiven."

"Acts 8, verse 22," Angers said.

He doesn't believe in God, but after all, he has been in Trinity College, Cambridge, and he is very familiar with the "Bible".

The last sentence of Uesugi Koshi comes from the "Bible: Acts of the Apostles".

"Believe me, God, the old man didn't say this. What he said most often is that since he realizes that his mistakes are unforgivable, he should just die, hello, hello, everyone."

His Excellency the Bishop suddenly raised his wine glass, as if he wanted to toast everyone.

Uesugi frowned dissatisfiedly: "Young man, I will never interfere with other people's beliefs, because this is personal freedom, so please don't slander my god in front of me."

In front of Master Yue, a priest with a middle-aged appearance is indeed extremely "young".

Angers drooped his eyebrows, hesitating to speak.

The vice-principal rubbed his hands and smiled wickedly.

His Excellency apologized and drank the wine in his glass, as if expressing apology.

"Actually, the Snake Qiba family very much hope that I can leave descendants, but I told them not to think about it. They should have given up on me over the years, but they desperately need a spiritual leader, so they may have made a puppet on purpose, claiming that It is the new generation of emperor. If you see my successor, please hit him casually, step on his face with shoe prints and kick his crotch, it has nothing to do with me."

Uesugi got up and began to tidy up the ramen stand, speaking casually.

"Officially authorized face slap? Okay, I accept it."

(End of this chapter)