Me, Upgraded
Chapter 135 Yin damage
Chapter 135 Yin damage
On the small island, Mao Jie, the leader of the team, is being surrounded by Tianhu girls, and you criticize each other sentence by sentence.It’s just such a broken island with nothing, but it’s still boasting that it’s comparable to the Maldives. Isn’t this purely deceiving the feelings of the sisters?
Li Yuanyuan shouted angrily: "Tell me, what is your intention to trick our sisters to come to such a broken island?"
Mao Jie was pounded on his chest by all kinds of small fists. He said in pain and joy: "All this is Fan Li's conspiracy, and it's none of my business. He also said that he will give you survival supplies only after completing the tasks every day." , or you will starve."
When the girls heard this, they thought it was okay, they had to beat down Fan Li's dog legs and extinguish his arrogance, so they joined the beating together.Mao Jie, who was fighting LV26, didn't dare to fight back. He was afraid that he would confess to Jiao Didi's school girl with one punch, so he could only run away with his head in his arms.
Watching the only boat run to the opposite big island, the Tianhu girls looked at each other and didn't know what to do next.
"What to do, who of you brought water and food?"
"I brought cookies and chocolate."
"I have water here."
Everyone pieced together things, but these things won't last long, and it's estimated that they won't be able to hold on for a day.It's only noon today, and the May Day holiday is still long, so now they can only succumb to Fan Li's 'intimidation' and complete the damn task.
After a while, a drone flew over from the opposite side, and when it stopped, it was found that there was a key and a board hanging below, and the board said - use the key to open the A box, and then work together to build the overnight tent, Complete quests to get today's Survival Supplies.
On the grass in the center of the island, there are indeed several large boxes. After the one marked A is opened, there are several small camping tents that can accommodate two or three people to sleep, and a construction guide is also thoughtfully placed.
Helpless, the girls can only support themselves and start working hard for a place to sleep at night.While they were gnashing their teeth and doing their work, they 'cursed' Fan Li.It's better to be thrown on a desert island, and then not give him any supplies, to see how arrogant he is!
The only building on the island is three portable toilets, which solves the biggest problem for girls.And in the process of building, there were naturally many problems. After all, no one had similar experience. There was no one who could beat his fingers until he burst into tears by setting a fixed lock.
Along with the pain, the 'hate' towards Fan Li was constantly accumulating.While inspecting the construction site, Fan Li, who was enjoying the seafood feast on Da Dao, shivered for no reason. He also narcissistically thought that there was a beautiful woman thinking about him.
Well, I can't say it wrong, but what people are thinking about is how to slash your flesh.
After finally making a crooked tent, it is able to accommodate people, and it is enough to share a sleeping bag with each person. In this kind of place, it is really impossible to be refined.
Mao Jie, who was monitoring the progress with the drone hanging in the air, announced to Fan Li through the walkie-talkie: "Big raccoon, they have finished their homework. You are so ruthless, let Jiao Didi's school girl live in such a place."
Fan Li killed a big lobster viciously, and said with an oily mouth: "What is this? My life in the primeval forest last year was much worse than this. Give them food and water, and tell them by the way, All rubbish is packed in the trash can, don't throw everything into the sea for convenience."
After all, here is to do tourism, garbage disposal and environmental protection is the most important part.If it’s not good, walking on the beach to enjoy the sea view, with one foot and one piece of rubbish, you will lose all mood.The worst thing is to step on the rake, and it is estimated that you will go home directly.
A few drones flew to the island with food and water, and the Tianhu girls finally had their first decent food of the day.Unfortunately, none of them are delicious.
No need to ask, basically gnawing on the steamed buns and pickles.It was such a failure that I couldn't even eat a meal of seafood at the beach.
At this time, Li Yuanyuan's cell phone rang, and it was Fan Li who called. He was fighting with a big crab.Li Yuanyuan almost cried, and instantly felt that the steamed buns in his hand were not fragrant.
"Hey, hello everyone. We're all at the beach, do you want to have a seafood feast?"
This look of needing a beating really made the Tianhu girls gnash their teeth with hatred, even He Jingying was the same, everyone was angry at Fan Li on the phone with the same hatred.
"Big liar! Where's the promised Maldives? Where's the promised seafood feast!"
"That's right! Let us live in tents and eat steamed buns and pickles, but we eat big crabs. Do you still have a conscience?"
However, these did not pose any threat to Fan Li at all. He said with a smile: "Want to eat? No problem, am I the kind of person who destroys flowers with hands? I will send you the key to Box B in a short while. It's a fishing rod and bait, as long as you can catch a fish, I will give you a big dish, how about it?"
Mao Jie next to him gave a thumbs up, letting a group of girls who don't know anything about fishing go fishing, he is really a master of torture.
At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the girls took the key and opened the B box. The fishing rod was fine, and it was not particularly difficult to assemble it according to the instructions.Just seeing the bait, every girl screamed.
Fan Li did something wrong again, and the bait he left for them was clamworms, also called sea centipedes. Seeing the clamworms moving around in the safety box, the girls felt hairy in their hearts. Screaming and running away, it was like seeing a ghost.
Mao Jie watched from the drone camera and laughed: "Big raccoon, your heart is dark. But have you ever thought about what they will do to you when you go back?"
Fan Li's smile suddenly froze. When making plans, he wanted to be happy for a while. He used all kinds of dirty tricks, but he forgot this one.Nima, these schoolgirls are aunts and grandmothers, once they get mad, they really can't stand it.
Fan Li twitched his lips and said, "This is team building. I was forced to make a target to make them unite. Isn't there a saying that the best way to unite a group of people is to let them Hate someone."
Mao Jie looked at Fan Li's sophistry speechlessly, patted his shoulder and sighed, "Don't worry, I will burn more paper money for you every Ching Ming Festival in the future."
"Roll, roll, roll!"
Fan Li is also going all out, anyway, he won't be able to escape in a few days, so he should play tricks on these schoolgirls in these few days.
The two single dogs just squatted in front of the surveillance camera and played with the girls, while the real winner in life accompanied his partner to enjoy the seaside scenery.For example, Guan Shan and Tang Tang, Gao Yiyi and Xiao Xue, and even Lin Chuan pulled Yu Yan over, holding the child and blowing the sea breeze together, just like a family of three.
It is clear at a glance who is in the winner's group and who is in the loser's group.
(End of this chapter)
On the small island, Mao Jie, the leader of the team, is being surrounded by Tianhu girls, and you criticize each other sentence by sentence.It’s just such a broken island with nothing, but it’s still boasting that it’s comparable to the Maldives. Isn’t this purely deceiving the feelings of the sisters?
Li Yuanyuan shouted angrily: "Tell me, what is your intention to trick our sisters to come to such a broken island?"
Mao Jie was pounded on his chest by all kinds of small fists. He said in pain and joy: "All this is Fan Li's conspiracy, and it's none of my business. He also said that he will give you survival supplies only after completing the tasks every day." , or you will starve."
When the girls heard this, they thought it was okay, they had to beat down Fan Li's dog legs and extinguish his arrogance, so they joined the beating together.Mao Jie, who was fighting LV26, didn't dare to fight back. He was afraid that he would confess to Jiao Didi's school girl with one punch, so he could only run away with his head in his arms.
Watching the only boat run to the opposite big island, the Tianhu girls looked at each other and didn't know what to do next.
"What to do, who of you brought water and food?"
"I brought cookies and chocolate."
"I have water here."
Everyone pieced together things, but these things won't last long, and it's estimated that they won't be able to hold on for a day.It's only noon today, and the May Day holiday is still long, so now they can only succumb to Fan Li's 'intimidation' and complete the damn task.
After a while, a drone flew over from the opposite side, and when it stopped, it was found that there was a key and a board hanging below, and the board said - use the key to open the A box, and then work together to build the overnight tent, Complete quests to get today's Survival Supplies.
On the grass in the center of the island, there are indeed several large boxes. After the one marked A is opened, there are several small camping tents that can accommodate two or three people to sleep, and a construction guide is also thoughtfully placed.
Helpless, the girls can only support themselves and start working hard for a place to sleep at night.While they were gnashing their teeth and doing their work, they 'cursed' Fan Li.It's better to be thrown on a desert island, and then not give him any supplies, to see how arrogant he is!
The only building on the island is three portable toilets, which solves the biggest problem for girls.And in the process of building, there were naturally many problems. After all, no one had similar experience. There was no one who could beat his fingers until he burst into tears by setting a fixed lock.
Along with the pain, the 'hate' towards Fan Li was constantly accumulating.While inspecting the construction site, Fan Li, who was enjoying the seafood feast on Da Dao, shivered for no reason. He also narcissistically thought that there was a beautiful woman thinking about him.
Well, I can't say it wrong, but what people are thinking about is how to slash your flesh.
After finally making a crooked tent, it is able to accommodate people, and it is enough to share a sleeping bag with each person. In this kind of place, it is really impossible to be refined.
Mao Jie, who was monitoring the progress with the drone hanging in the air, announced to Fan Li through the walkie-talkie: "Big raccoon, they have finished their homework. You are so ruthless, let Jiao Didi's school girl live in such a place."
Fan Li killed a big lobster viciously, and said with an oily mouth: "What is this? My life in the primeval forest last year was much worse than this. Give them food and water, and tell them by the way, All rubbish is packed in the trash can, don't throw everything into the sea for convenience."
After all, here is to do tourism, garbage disposal and environmental protection is the most important part.If it’s not good, walking on the beach to enjoy the sea view, with one foot and one piece of rubbish, you will lose all mood.The worst thing is to step on the rake, and it is estimated that you will go home directly.
A few drones flew to the island with food and water, and the Tianhu girls finally had their first decent food of the day.Unfortunately, none of them are delicious.
No need to ask, basically gnawing on the steamed buns and pickles.It was such a failure that I couldn't even eat a meal of seafood at the beach.
At this time, Li Yuanyuan's cell phone rang, and it was Fan Li who called. He was fighting with a big crab.Li Yuanyuan almost cried, and instantly felt that the steamed buns in his hand were not fragrant.
"Hey, hello everyone. We're all at the beach, do you want to have a seafood feast?"
This look of needing a beating really made the Tianhu girls gnash their teeth with hatred, even He Jingying was the same, everyone was angry at Fan Li on the phone with the same hatred.
"Big liar! Where's the promised Maldives? Where's the promised seafood feast!"
"That's right! Let us live in tents and eat steamed buns and pickles, but we eat big crabs. Do you still have a conscience?"
However, these did not pose any threat to Fan Li at all. He said with a smile: "Want to eat? No problem, am I the kind of person who destroys flowers with hands? I will send you the key to Box B in a short while. It's a fishing rod and bait, as long as you can catch a fish, I will give you a big dish, how about it?"
Mao Jie next to him gave a thumbs up, letting a group of girls who don't know anything about fishing go fishing, he is really a master of torture.
At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the girls took the key and opened the B box. The fishing rod was fine, and it was not particularly difficult to assemble it according to the instructions.Just seeing the bait, every girl screamed.
Fan Li did something wrong again, and the bait he left for them was clamworms, also called sea centipedes. Seeing the clamworms moving around in the safety box, the girls felt hairy in their hearts. Screaming and running away, it was like seeing a ghost.
Mao Jie watched from the drone camera and laughed: "Big raccoon, your heart is dark. But have you ever thought about what they will do to you when you go back?"
Fan Li's smile suddenly froze. When making plans, he wanted to be happy for a while. He used all kinds of dirty tricks, but he forgot this one.Nima, these schoolgirls are aunts and grandmothers, once they get mad, they really can't stand it.
Fan Li twitched his lips and said, "This is team building. I was forced to make a target to make them unite. Isn't there a saying that the best way to unite a group of people is to let them Hate someone."
Mao Jie looked at Fan Li's sophistry speechlessly, patted his shoulder and sighed, "Don't worry, I will burn more paper money for you every Ching Ming Festival in the future."
"Roll, roll, roll!"
Fan Li is also going all out, anyway, he won't be able to escape in a few days, so he should play tricks on these schoolgirls in these few days.
The two single dogs just squatted in front of the surveillance camera and played with the girls, while the real winner in life accompanied his partner to enjoy the seaside scenery.For example, Guan Shan and Tang Tang, Gao Yiyi and Xiao Xue, and even Lin Chuan pulled Yu Yan over, holding the child and blowing the sea breeze together, just like a family of three.
It is clear at a glance who is in the winner's group and who is in the loser's group.
(End of this chapter)
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