Me, Upgraded

Chapter 266
"Xiaoshan, what book are you playing today? The educated youth yesterday was pretty good."

This is the mother-in-law talking. Although their age is not as far as the educated youth, but when they were children, they admired the educated youth more, so being able to cosplay can be regarded as fulfilling their little wish back then.

Guan Shan was a little nervous, and finally it was time to see the truth. Whether he wins or loses depends on what happens next.He pretended to be relaxed and said, "Mom, have you seen A Chinese Ghost Story? Today we will play this."

Leslie Cheung's version of the classic was absolutely popular in the 90s and [-]s, and parents have seen it before.They have been playing period dramas for the past few days, so they didn't think too much, they were just discussing the roles they might play.

Guan Shan breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily he didn't tell his parents that what Tangtang wanted was a Chinese Ghost Story's black wedding, otherwise he would definitely be suspicious.

At this time, Guan Shan continued: "Today, this book needs a lot of people, and Tangtang will also come over, as well as my few friends."

If there are outsiders, the parents must be a little bit reluctant, but Guan Shan continued: "Don't worry, the two groups of us divide the work separately. We will only get together when we are going through the plot, and we will search for clues separately at other times."

That's right, Tangtang's script is the wedding, while the parents' script is to go to other rooms to solve puzzles, and when they come out, it will be the wedding scene.And seeing Tangtang and Guan Shan's appearances, they would only think it was a plot arrangement.

Everything was ready, and this super-large-scale script killing with more than a hundred participants started like this.

The parents were completely kept in the dark. After entering, they were guided by the staff to go to other rooms. It was completely regarded as a script killing, and there was no doubt at all.There are cameras everywhere here, and Secia is in command to deal with emergencies that may happen at any time.

On the other side, it was a wedding.

Guan Shan's friends, Tang Tang's friends, all dressed up as various monsters and goblins. Anyway, if they don't explain, no one will believe that this is the wedding scene.

At the beginning, a group of dryads in strange costumes carried sedan chairs, blowing suonas that were definitely not festive, and slowly appeared in an eerie atmosphere.

As for our bride, Tangtang, although the cosplayer is Nie Xiaoqian and she is wearing a phoenix coronet, but the color is not bright red, but pure black.And the makeup on the face is also full of weirdness, it was not like this before the makeup test, it seems that Tangtang is not satisfied with the change.

The one who appeared later was Ning Caichen disguised as Guan Shan, dressed in white, and standing with Tangtang was a black and white double evil.

It's no wonder that as soon as he appeared on the stage, the "monsters" below burst into laughter. It's really the fat Ning Caichen who ruined the classic a bit.

Even so, the wedding went ahead unharmed.But everyone was a little worried, because the most dangerous thing in this scene was not whether the monsters were cooperative or not, but when the parents came out, would they be furious when they saw such a scene, or would they not notice it?

However, Fan Li was not worried, because he only had anger.

Why, everyone is a monster, why should I play the tree demon grandma?Isn't this bullying?It’s fine for Brother Chuan to play Hongye, this guy really looks like a woman, but why can Mao Jie be Yan Chixia?Just because he is ugly?Besides, I am also the sect master of Jianmen, Feijian is also playing very well, shouldn't I be Yan Chixia?

It's a pity that the role is decided by Tangtang, and she will be the chief director on this day, and no one can refute it.Fan Li could only support his exaggerated hair helplessly. Fortunately, he could sit up, otherwise he was really afraid that he would fall down.

Soon, the most tense moment came.

Parents are finally coming to this hall after 'solving puzzles'.Secia's voice came from the earphones: "Attention, the main character has entered the stage, follow the script, don't say irrelevant things."

A closed door creaked open, and that was the signal to begin.The staff quickly started whistling again, but they were all weird tunes, the kind that definitely had nothing to do with the wedding.

The scene was so grand, Guan's father who just came out was still a little confused, but Guan's mother behind pushed him as if she had never seen the world: "Hurry up, don't be like a bumpkin, isn't it just acting."

Father Guan felt that something was wrong. The script had such a big killing scene, the setting was so detailed, and there were so many employees. Would the boss really not suffer?
Unfortunately, under the urging of my wife, I could only put this question to the back of my mind, follow the script's requirements, and participate in this weird wedding.

Guan's mother was still laughing: "Oh, why did my silly son play Ning Caichen? Just like him, he doesn't even need makeup to play a toad, hahaha."

Guan Shan was almost pissed to death, is there a mother who you say that about your son?But now is not the time to get mad, I can only bow down to Tangtang with the corners of my mouth trembling.

The parents were not allowed to stay for too long, because the more they talked, the easier it was to be exposed. Anyway, Tangtang's goal had been achieved, and the parents did not need to participate in the rest of the banquet.So, under the command of Secia, the staff invited the parents away again, and they continued to solve the puzzle until the end.

Fan Li was so nervous that he was sweating all the time, and the makeup on his face was almost gone.After finally sending the person away, he was relieved.There will be a play of him next, but because his hair is too heavy, he will not be stable after standing up and walking for two steps. He yells that he is not good, and the whole person falls down.

Really, it's too embarrassing for the villain boss.

Amidst the boos and laughter of the audience, Fan Li struggled to get up, and said angrily, "What are you looking at, eat yours!"

After finally getting the Guan Shan matter out of the way, Fan Li also wanted to try the difference in today's dishes, but he saw that his table was specially made, and it was different from the people below.

Guan Shan suppressed a smile and said, "These are made by Tangtang himself, absolutely dark dishes, just accept it."

Fuck you, you married a wife for you, and you still want to eat dark food?

Fan Li took a closer look, who told him to be the grandma of the big boss dryad, this strange shape, dark and bloody, and chopped up dolls for decoration, makes people feel chills.

This is definitely not something that people should eat, Fan Li smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled, and under Tangtang's extremely expectant eyes, he insisted on taking a bite.Against his will, he praised the deliciousness, and then took Guan Shan's hand and said, "My brother and sister, I must make more of such delicious dishes for Guan Shan in the future, preferably every day!"

When Guan Shan heard it, he immediately turned into a bitter face. Do you eat it every day?Then die!
In any case, at least the wife is married.

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