I can really play with it
Chapter 13 "Silent" Brother Rhubarb
Chapter 13 "Silent" Brother Rhubarb
When Ruan Shaozhe returned to school, he was already a little delirious.
When he came to the door of the e-sports club he founded, several boys immediately joined him.
"Brother Ruan, how are you? I've seen them get into your car. Are you invited?"
Ruan Shaozhe shook his head.
"Has WeChat been added?"
Ruan Shaozhe still shook his head.
"Hiss...it shouldn't be, with your charm, it won't make any progress, right?"
……
He doesn't want to talk anymore.
But he still confirmed it to everyone
"Answer me a question first, have you ever seen a boy who has a very close relationship with Su Yueliang?"
Several boys looked at each other, and finally shook their heads unanimously.
"It seems that there is really no..."
"Su Yueliang can't see anyone every day."
"Doesn't this just mean that Ruan Shao has a better chance for you?"
When Ruan Shaozhe heard this, he showed a frightened expression.
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"????"
Everyone looked at him in surprise, what happened to Ruan Shao, his mood fluctuated so much all of a sudden.
"I'm sorry that I got a little excited. I advise you not to think about Su Yueliang in the future. Absolutely not, including myself."
Everyone fell into confusion again, what happened to Ruan Shao today, didn't he just drive the two beauties off, and it became strange how come back.
"I can't say why."
"Su Yueliang was banned by Ruan Shao, and Cheng Xuetong is a hidden iceberg, so it's all over, everyone, go to sleep."
The crowd dispersed, Ruan Shaozhe seemed to have remembered something, and took out his phone.
"Hey, Mom, can you connect me with an eminent monk who can exorcise evil... Yes, the more expensive the better!"
……
Lin Qi completed the evening study task again, and it was the classic 09:30 again.
"Will Luyu-chan be online today?"
Lin Qi muttered in his mouth.
I sent a message to Luyu, and it passed 5 minutes later, but there was no reply.
That might be a hang up, but Lin Qi is not in a hurry, he doesn't know how to run away.
So, take another order?
Lin Qi did what he said.
[Automatically accepting orders for you]
【Order successfully! 】
Lin Qi received a call request on his platform software.
Client name: taciturn Huang Shaotian
Lin Qi was a little funny.
"Does my brother pick up PUBG? Two hours."
It was a boy with an obvious northern accent who was speaking.
"Hi boss, my name is Lin Qi, I'm from PUBG."
"Oh, I'm going, I finally have someone to play with who doesn't speak ink, 100 yuan, don't pick skills, the only request is not to let me go halfway, okay?"
"Of course no problem, I'll be on the phone now."
100 yuan for two hours, a very high price.
Although I don't know why the phrase "don't let me go halfway" is emphasized, isn't this the basic quality of playing with him? Lin Qi didn't take it to heart.
"Okay, cool guy, Brother Lin, right? You can call me Rhubarb, oh, let me tell you, it's hard to find a suitable companion to play with the old nose these days, don't I just talk a little too much, as for each of them Run away even if you don’t make any money?”
Lin Qi also became interested.
"why?"
"I can't, my sister feels that I talk a lot. For example, yesterday, the big sister who played with me talked for two hours, and then fell silent for an hour and a half.
I said what are you doing?What about Yan (person)?
She said, brother, I beg you to slow down your speaking frequency a little bit. I couldn’t stand it after listening to it for an hour and a half. Can I play with earplugs for the next half hour?
I said that's not going to work, I just started chatting, I'm having fun chatting, and I'm thinking about adding two more hours.
She said brother, please let me go, I can't use the microphone on my mobile phone, I am too dizzy to hear you talking, I am still young and don't want to get otitis media, can I get all my money back, I will treat you to play in the first half hour, please.
I don't like to play in a daze. Is it because I dislike my bad voice? Isn't it just that my speech smells like sea clams?
Then guess what, the younger sister actually hung up the phone and refunded all the money to me when it was over. I tried to find someone in the past and the system showed that I was blocked. Good brother, take a look, this is so annoying. "
... Lin Qi fell silent.
He seemed to understand why the companion he mentioned yesterday ran away. This buddy talked too fast, crackling and crackling, like a stand-up comic.
"Da Huang, you are indeed speaking a little fast... But it doesn't matter, I don't mind."
Lin Qi had a lot of classmates from the north, and when they talked, Lin Qi found it very interesting.
"It's true, let me tell you what I've been like since I was a child, I don't know what's wrong, I just have so much to say.
When I was in junior high school, the homeroom teacher wouldn’t let me have a deskmate. That guy would throw me in a corner, and people’s seats are arranged according to their grades. My mother was nagging, and my mother was not happy anymore, so she took the bag and left it at the teacher's house.
When I went to the teacher's house, the teacher pulled my mother into the room, and she almost burst into tears. She said, big sister, it's not that I want to target your rhubarb.
Your rhubarb is good at everything, he is smart and handsome, but his mouth keeps babbling.When people talk gossip in class, they can chat with one or two people at most, but your rhubarb guy is like a tossing and turning, fighting in all directions at night.
He can tell the truth to the children around him by himself.Then what is the most annoying thing, he made people think wrongly, he didn't affect himself, and returned to the exam to get a high score, do you think the parents of other children can accept it?
I was really desperate, so I stuffed him in a corner. Just like this, he can chatter the only two children nearby.
I said big sister, take care of your rhubarb, I am really short of setting up two dumb people next to your rhubarb. I really doubt that he can make them so dumb that they can talk! "
"Pfft..." Lin Qi didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.
"Hurry up and join the team, talk and play."
"Row."
"Which is better to dance?"
"Definitely jump to Hong Kong!"
Uh, isn't Port N the most competitive area? If you go down, it will be a multiplayer melee. Whether you can live or not depends on luck.
However, the boss has spoken directly, and it is not easy for him to refuse. If there are as many people as there are, there should be as many people as possible. Just cheer up and give full play.Lin Qi thought about it.
Sure enough, when Lin Qi and Da Huang jumped off, they were surrounded by parachutes.
When Lin Qi landed, he immediately checked the surroundings for any enemies at close range.
With luck, there are no enemies.
Lin Qi turned over and went into a nearby room, and successfully found the gun.
"Rhubarb come to me, here's a gun."
"I'm busy. I just gave someone next to me a big bag, but he still runs away. I'll kill him first!"
?Lin Qi slowly made a question mark.
Is this how the game is played?
Shouldn't you just hang on and pick up equipment to develop?
But with noble professionalism, Lin Qi still decided to rush over to save him.
Sure enough, when they arrived there, two big-headed fighters in vests and shorts were fighting against each other in the imperial city.
Rhubarb is gaining the upper hand.
Lin Qi turned around and opened the mirror to shoot, and headshot the enemy who was approaching with a gun.
"Rhubarb, stop playing, go pick up equipment first!"
"Wait a minute, I'm going to kill him soon."
But at this time, other enemies around have already approached.
Lin Qi couldn't beat four hands with two fists, so he could only rush to the next building to avoid the limelight.
No accident, Rhubarb was directly shot to death.
"Hey, this didn't kill him, it's a pity for the old nose."
Rhubarb said regretfully.
"Then I'll give it away, let's start the next one."
Since it was not a qualifying match, in order not to affect the boss's game experience, Lin Qi offered to start the next game.
"Don't, you continue to fix it, I'll watch you fix it, and we'll chat by the way."
Lin Qi was a little surprised.
Is there such a little company to play with?
Lin Qi could only follow Rhubarb's wishes and continue to bathe in the hail of bullets on the island.
"Hey, I'll go, why are you so dumb, your hands are so fast?"
"I didn't see anything clearly, so you gave the opposite side to Chutu?"
"There's a small motorcycle inside, ride it quickly, there's Voldemort in the Death Grass!"
……
"Big brother, you're too outrageous, all four guns in one shot were shot by the opponent?"
Just now Lin Qi killed 4 people in a desperate situation and successfully ate chicken.
At the beginning of the second round, it was the familiar Port N again. Rhubarb was chattering and died in the "naked fight" again.
"Go ahead, where did I just gossip?"
"Talk about your college selection."
Lin Qi seems to understand the core needs of playing with Dahuang Dian.
That is - listen to him!
"I just talked about our school's crap course selection system, don't we just tell you what crap servers this school uses, potatoes and cucumbers just picked in the field?
The network card doesn’t move when I click OK, that guy’s blood pressure goes up, and I start rushing to class at 1:59 p.m., good guy, my computer crashed at 2 o’clock, and I came back to my senses in half a minute It's just a bad social dance.
Your uncles are taking Yangshou to grab lessons one by one?You say that whoever made it all day long and designed the class grabbing mechanism, or else our tuition fees will be adjusted to its Academic Affairs Office system in the future, so that the teachers can grab it by themselves, and whoever grabs the most will get it.
There is also that broken social dance, I thought I could hook a small shoulder with a girl and build a small back, but what happened?Put a small quilt under the bridge hole, ah yes yes yes!
When I entered the door, it was full of rough men who pinched horses, and a group of old men stayed there and groped, and didn't spit out the overnight meal for me.
And my class monitor, the good guy who owes his mouth, he has to give a couple of acceptance speeches if something happens to someone, don’t you think it’s a serious illness? He broke his fingers. "
……
An hour and a half later, Lin Qi ended the long two hours.
During these two hours, Lin Qi ate chicken many times, while Rhubarb died repeatedly, turning into a professional chatter machine, giving Lin Qi all the rest of the time.
Leng is a word without repetition!
Lin Qi suddenly understood that it was too difficult to play with the female companion yesterday, and his accent was almost taken away by him.
"Well, Rhubarb, it's getting late, and I'm going to rest too, so that's all for today's list?"
"Hey, why are you so fast, I feel like I haven't said a few words yet."
Lin Qi's eyebrows twitched, brother, how devoted you are!
"Lin Qi, you are able to get along, much better than that younger sister yesterday."
"I'll hurt you next time!"
Lin Qi: ...
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When Ruan Shaozhe returned to school, he was already a little delirious.
When he came to the door of the e-sports club he founded, several boys immediately joined him.
"Brother Ruan, how are you? I've seen them get into your car. Are you invited?"
Ruan Shaozhe shook his head.
"Has WeChat been added?"
Ruan Shaozhe still shook his head.
"Hiss...it shouldn't be, with your charm, it won't make any progress, right?"
……
He doesn't want to talk anymore.
But he still confirmed it to everyone
"Answer me a question first, have you ever seen a boy who has a very close relationship with Su Yueliang?"
Several boys looked at each other, and finally shook their heads unanimously.
"It seems that there is really no..."
"Su Yueliang can't see anyone every day."
"Doesn't this just mean that Ruan Shao has a better chance for you?"
When Ruan Shaozhe heard this, he showed a frightened expression.
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"????"
Everyone looked at him in surprise, what happened to Ruan Shao, his mood fluctuated so much all of a sudden.
"I'm sorry that I got a little excited. I advise you not to think about Su Yueliang in the future. Absolutely not, including myself."
Everyone fell into confusion again, what happened to Ruan Shao today, didn't he just drive the two beauties off, and it became strange how come back.
"I can't say why."
"Su Yueliang was banned by Ruan Shao, and Cheng Xuetong is a hidden iceberg, so it's all over, everyone, go to sleep."
The crowd dispersed, Ruan Shaozhe seemed to have remembered something, and took out his phone.
"Hey, Mom, can you connect me with an eminent monk who can exorcise evil... Yes, the more expensive the better!"
……
Lin Qi completed the evening study task again, and it was the classic 09:30 again.
"Will Luyu-chan be online today?"
Lin Qi muttered in his mouth.
I sent a message to Luyu, and it passed 5 minutes later, but there was no reply.
That might be a hang up, but Lin Qi is not in a hurry, he doesn't know how to run away.
So, take another order?
Lin Qi did what he said.
[Automatically accepting orders for you]
【Order successfully! 】
Lin Qi received a call request on his platform software.
Client name: taciturn Huang Shaotian
Lin Qi was a little funny.
"Does my brother pick up PUBG? Two hours."
It was a boy with an obvious northern accent who was speaking.
"Hi boss, my name is Lin Qi, I'm from PUBG."
"Oh, I'm going, I finally have someone to play with who doesn't speak ink, 100 yuan, don't pick skills, the only request is not to let me go halfway, okay?"
"Of course no problem, I'll be on the phone now."
100 yuan for two hours, a very high price.
Although I don't know why the phrase "don't let me go halfway" is emphasized, isn't this the basic quality of playing with him? Lin Qi didn't take it to heart.
"Okay, cool guy, Brother Lin, right? You can call me Rhubarb, oh, let me tell you, it's hard to find a suitable companion to play with the old nose these days, don't I just talk a little too much, as for each of them Run away even if you don’t make any money?”
Lin Qi also became interested.
"why?"
"I can't, my sister feels that I talk a lot. For example, yesterday, the big sister who played with me talked for two hours, and then fell silent for an hour and a half.
I said what are you doing?What about Yan (person)?
She said, brother, I beg you to slow down your speaking frequency a little bit. I couldn’t stand it after listening to it for an hour and a half. Can I play with earplugs for the next half hour?
I said that's not going to work, I just started chatting, I'm having fun chatting, and I'm thinking about adding two more hours.
She said brother, please let me go, I can't use the microphone on my mobile phone, I am too dizzy to hear you talking, I am still young and don't want to get otitis media, can I get all my money back, I will treat you to play in the first half hour, please.
I don't like to play in a daze. Is it because I dislike my bad voice? Isn't it just that my speech smells like sea clams?
Then guess what, the younger sister actually hung up the phone and refunded all the money to me when it was over. I tried to find someone in the past and the system showed that I was blocked. Good brother, take a look, this is so annoying. "
... Lin Qi fell silent.
He seemed to understand why the companion he mentioned yesterday ran away. This buddy talked too fast, crackling and crackling, like a stand-up comic.
"Da Huang, you are indeed speaking a little fast... But it doesn't matter, I don't mind."
Lin Qi had a lot of classmates from the north, and when they talked, Lin Qi found it very interesting.
"It's true, let me tell you what I've been like since I was a child, I don't know what's wrong, I just have so much to say.
When I was in junior high school, the homeroom teacher wouldn’t let me have a deskmate. That guy would throw me in a corner, and people’s seats are arranged according to their grades. My mother was nagging, and my mother was not happy anymore, so she took the bag and left it at the teacher's house.
When I went to the teacher's house, the teacher pulled my mother into the room, and she almost burst into tears. She said, big sister, it's not that I want to target your rhubarb.
Your rhubarb is good at everything, he is smart and handsome, but his mouth keeps babbling.When people talk gossip in class, they can chat with one or two people at most, but your rhubarb guy is like a tossing and turning, fighting in all directions at night.
He can tell the truth to the children around him by himself.Then what is the most annoying thing, he made people think wrongly, he didn't affect himself, and returned to the exam to get a high score, do you think the parents of other children can accept it?
I was really desperate, so I stuffed him in a corner. Just like this, he can chatter the only two children nearby.
I said big sister, take care of your rhubarb, I am really short of setting up two dumb people next to your rhubarb. I really doubt that he can make them so dumb that they can talk! "
"Pfft..." Lin Qi didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.
"Hurry up and join the team, talk and play."
"Row."
"Which is better to dance?"
"Definitely jump to Hong Kong!"
Uh, isn't Port N the most competitive area? If you go down, it will be a multiplayer melee. Whether you can live or not depends on luck.
However, the boss has spoken directly, and it is not easy for him to refuse. If there are as many people as there are, there should be as many people as possible. Just cheer up and give full play.Lin Qi thought about it.
Sure enough, when Lin Qi and Da Huang jumped off, they were surrounded by parachutes.
When Lin Qi landed, he immediately checked the surroundings for any enemies at close range.
With luck, there are no enemies.
Lin Qi turned over and went into a nearby room, and successfully found the gun.
"Rhubarb come to me, here's a gun."
"I'm busy. I just gave someone next to me a big bag, but he still runs away. I'll kill him first!"
?Lin Qi slowly made a question mark.
Is this how the game is played?
Shouldn't you just hang on and pick up equipment to develop?
But with noble professionalism, Lin Qi still decided to rush over to save him.
Sure enough, when they arrived there, two big-headed fighters in vests and shorts were fighting against each other in the imperial city.
Rhubarb is gaining the upper hand.
Lin Qi turned around and opened the mirror to shoot, and headshot the enemy who was approaching with a gun.
"Rhubarb, stop playing, go pick up equipment first!"
"Wait a minute, I'm going to kill him soon."
But at this time, other enemies around have already approached.
Lin Qi couldn't beat four hands with two fists, so he could only rush to the next building to avoid the limelight.
No accident, Rhubarb was directly shot to death.
"Hey, this didn't kill him, it's a pity for the old nose."
Rhubarb said regretfully.
"Then I'll give it away, let's start the next one."
Since it was not a qualifying match, in order not to affect the boss's game experience, Lin Qi offered to start the next game.
"Don't, you continue to fix it, I'll watch you fix it, and we'll chat by the way."
Lin Qi was a little surprised.
Is there such a little company to play with?
Lin Qi could only follow Rhubarb's wishes and continue to bathe in the hail of bullets on the island.
"Hey, I'll go, why are you so dumb, your hands are so fast?"
"I didn't see anything clearly, so you gave the opposite side to Chutu?"
"There's a small motorcycle inside, ride it quickly, there's Voldemort in the Death Grass!"
……
"Big brother, you're too outrageous, all four guns in one shot were shot by the opponent?"
Just now Lin Qi killed 4 people in a desperate situation and successfully ate chicken.
At the beginning of the second round, it was the familiar Port N again. Rhubarb was chattering and died in the "naked fight" again.
"Go ahead, where did I just gossip?"
"Talk about your college selection."
Lin Qi seems to understand the core needs of playing with Dahuang Dian.
That is - listen to him!
"I just talked about our school's crap course selection system, don't we just tell you what crap servers this school uses, potatoes and cucumbers just picked in the field?
The network card doesn’t move when I click OK, that guy’s blood pressure goes up, and I start rushing to class at 1:59 p.m., good guy, my computer crashed at 2 o’clock, and I came back to my senses in half a minute It's just a bad social dance.
Your uncles are taking Yangshou to grab lessons one by one?You say that whoever made it all day long and designed the class grabbing mechanism, or else our tuition fees will be adjusted to its Academic Affairs Office system in the future, so that the teachers can grab it by themselves, and whoever grabs the most will get it.
There is also that broken social dance, I thought I could hook a small shoulder with a girl and build a small back, but what happened?Put a small quilt under the bridge hole, ah yes yes yes!
When I entered the door, it was full of rough men who pinched horses, and a group of old men stayed there and groped, and didn't spit out the overnight meal for me.
And my class monitor, the good guy who owes his mouth, he has to give a couple of acceptance speeches if something happens to someone, don’t you think it’s a serious illness? He broke his fingers. "
……
An hour and a half later, Lin Qi ended the long two hours.
During these two hours, Lin Qi ate chicken many times, while Rhubarb died repeatedly, turning into a professional chatter machine, giving Lin Qi all the rest of the time.
Leng is a word without repetition!
Lin Qi suddenly understood that it was too difficult to play with the female companion yesterday, and his accent was almost taken away by him.
"Well, Rhubarb, it's getting late, and I'm going to rest too, so that's all for today's list?"
"Hey, why are you so fast, I feel like I haven't said a few words yet."
Lin Qi's eyebrows twitched, brother, how devoted you are!
"Lin Qi, you are able to get along, much better than that younger sister yesterday."
"I'll hurt you next time!"
Lin Qi: ...
I don’t know if you like this style of accompanying content
I like it, I can write more
don't like it
There will be a lot of scenes behind Rhubarb, you can guess
Continue to ask for collection()
(End of this chapter)
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