I'm not a lawyer anymore

Chapter 34 Farewell to Earth
Chapter 34 Farewell to Earth

September.

Seoul, South Korea, SM Entertainment, Women's Class A practice room.

A-level trainees are also called debut reserves, and the debut candidates for the new group will only be selected from among the A-level trainees.

You can't even be an A-level trainee and you still want to debut?
Except airborne.

However, during this period of time, the male and female A-level trainees of SM are quite embarrassing.

The men's group EXO is still able to play, lead singer Baekhyun's solo performance has also broken the male solo record several times.

The girl group Red Velvet's comeback song "Bad Boy" became a big hit again, and the popularity of SM's second concept group is still stable at the first-line level.

Regardless of whether it is a boy group or a girl group, the two groups of SM still have room for development, especially Red Velvet, who only debuted for four years, even if they can't survive the "seven-year itch", there are still three years left.

In other words, 20 years ago, the possibility of the company launching a girl group was very low, and the boy group might be slightly better, but that's it.

During this period of time, there are not a few of SM's A-level trainees who have the idea of ​​running away, and Ning Yizhuo is one of them.

only……

Running away, where should I go?

Leaving her hometown, leaving her motherland and coming to a foreign country, if she really leaves SM, where can she go?

Ning Yizhuo didn't dare to think deeply about such questions, all she could do was practice, practice, and practice.

Sweat soaked through the clothes, and the looming light can be seen everywhere.

The girls sat on the floor to cool off, taking advantage of this short break to rest.

Ning Yizhuo sat in the corner, listening to Jin Wenting's chatter.

Obviously everyone practiced about the same amount, why is this person so energetic?

Ning Yizhuo wanted to break his head, but he couldn't figure out why Jin Wenting could talk a lot of things in such a tired situation.

Maybe this is... talent?
He took the mobile phone on the table and prepared to watch a short video to pass the time.

"Ning Ning, are you listening?"

"I'm listening, I'm listening."

"What did I say?"

Ning Yizhuo: "..."

Jin Wenting held down Ning Yizhuo's head in dissatisfaction, and shook it vigorously.

"I won't play with you anymore! I'll find O'Neill!"

After finishing speaking, he let go of Ning Yizhuo's head, wiped the sweat that touched Ning Yizhuo's head on his body, and walked to the other side with his short legs.

Ning Yizhuo looked up, Jin Wenting ran to a girl who looked extraordinarily glamorous, and continued her "chatter".

Yoo Jimin, a girl with great comprehensive ability, is very similar to Red Velvet's Seul Gi's performance when she was a trainee.

As if feeling the gaze, the girl named Liu Zhimin turned her head and looked over.

Ning Yizhuo quickly looked away, and turned on the phone as if nothing had happened.

She is different from Jin Wenting, this little girl is a social butterfly, and there are only a few people she can call friends.

And at this time in this practice room, only Jin Minting beside Liu Zhimin.

Open the B station that took a lot of hard work to pass the exam.

This is the new land she discovered, a great place to surf.

As soon as I boarded station B, I saw a red reminder on the watch list. I clicked on it and saw that it was an up master I didn't know.

[what's the situation]
Ning Yizhuo clicked on the video in a daze.

"[Lin Huan] Confession Balloon"

[Recovery video?]
"Confession Balloon" is the most popular Chinese single in recent years, basically it can be said to be one of them.

Zhou Tianwang's music appeal in China can be said to be the well-deserved No.1 in the current era. In addition, this song is indeed very suitable for the needs of the Chinese market today. It is normal that it is popular in half the sky.

However, after seeing the introduction, Ning Yizhuo found something was wrong.

Introduction: Thank you for the video material authorized by lawyer Lin Huan. The video of this issue of ghost animals comes from @林焦video "Zhang San and the Dog" (link)

The moment he saw "Zhang San and the Dog", Ning Yizhuo felt something was wrong.

Click to play.

The song "Confession Balloon" suddenly sounded, it was the original song.

Wait patiently, and then...

"That night Zhang San drank a little wine"

Ning Yizhuo's brain was stunned, the video was accompanied by a surveillance video, and there were subtitles for the lyrics sung by Lin Huan's voice, but not quite the same.

Riding a motorcycle, I was in a hurry to go home, and I met a dog on the road

The dog was very arrogant and yelled at Zhang San, Zhang San was ashamed and annoyed, he stopped the car and taught the dog a lesson

The two sides scolded each other for a long time, each of them was drooling, and neither of them was willing to bow their heads first
Dogs want to imitate humans, but humans are not dogs. Humans are not dogs.

In the end it was Zhang San who came out on top, the dog retreated into the factory, and before leaving, he did not forget to roar

……

Looking at Ning Yizhuo's face, he couldn't help showing a smile, this up master is really talented, can such ghost and animal videos be made.

into the chorus.

honey, don't go

Kind of fight with me, keep fighting with me

honey, don't go

If you dare to leave, my car hits the door
……

Zhang San went crazy and alarmed the security
The security guard called the police, and the police invited Zhang San to the police station

Fighting with dogs is out of control
Drunk driving, something to talk about, at least a few days of detention

Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through

If you don't see the tombs of heroes in the Wuling Tombs, it's all drunk driving.

Oh~
……

"Pfft." Ning Yizhuo didn't hold back, and the "oh" made her laugh out loud.

Drinking alcohol hurts the stomach and liver, and spends money to buy a lifetime disability, and he still has to touch the steering wheel after being disabled

honey, look

Drunk driving, dogs hate you

honey, think about it

There was an accident, the bottom of the prison was sitting and wearing
honey, it's you again

You Zhang San, the story is so absurd

honey, don't talk nonsense

With that kung fu, practice the lightning whip
Dear, why do you have ~~ on your waist?
a sword
The time for a song was over soon, and Ning Yizhuo couldn't hide the smile on his face, so he clicked a button three times for the up master.

At this time, Ning Yizhuo noticed that this video had 41 likes, 23 coins, 21 favorites, and an astonishing 7000+ comments!

Is this... on fire?
Ning Yizhuo quickly exited the page, found Lin Huan's account, and clicked on it.

Fans: 10.7w.

In addition, there is a small yellow lightning bolt on the bottom right of Lin Huan's profile picture, an officially certified practicing lawyer.

Ning Yizhuo opened the search engine of station B again, and clicked to search for Lin Huan.

In addition to Lin Huan's account and videos at the top, there are a lot of ghost and animal videos below. Since mid-August, several more of Lin Huan's ghost and animal videos have been released almost every day.

I clicked on Lin Huan's account again, looked through it, and sure enough, there was a video in mid-August that had nothing to do with popularizing the law.

This is an authorized video, which roughly means that it is authorized to the up masters in the ghost animal area to make his video.

These up masters make videos to attract viewers, and Lin Huan authorized them to attract viewers to themselves.

Win-win situation.

The only weird thing is...

The audience actually like this kind of creepy law-enhancing video... so much?
(End of this chapter)