Resurrection of Spiritual Qi: My school is crazy!

Chapter 60
The vortex in the secret realm disappeared, and the spiritual energy in Zhongshan Town gradually dissipated. Sure enough, the unreliable system made the sound of electric current and snowflakes, and shut down again.

"It's just trash. Their system can scare people, collect negative emotions, draw prizes and give away exercises. You can't learn from them? Shut down if you don't agree with them!" Xiao Ming was speechless by this 2B system. up.

Xiao Ming looked at Bu Qingyun again, and decided to teach Bu Qingyun to zip up, otherwise it would be too strange to be seen.

Anyway, it's night, as long as you have a good view, people won't see Bu Qingyun's sexy long legs, but speaking of it, there are quite a few girls wearing short skirts that are shorter than Bu Qingyun's school uniform. !
My own ideas are conservative and conservative.

And Bu Qingyun saw the magic of zippers, and played up and down all the way, quite decompressing.

"Let me tell you, human society is a civilized society. Everyone must abide by the social order and rules. You can't do whatever you want. Watch and think more often. Don't beat people at every turn, let alone suck blood!"

While walking, Xiao Ming earnestly talked to Bu Qingyun about the evolution history of human civilization, and told her the difference between humans and monsters.

At this time, the two were about to walk out of the col.

"Little sweetheart, turn your butt up a little more, turn it to the left, right, right, turn it to the right~ turn your face slightly, and let your eyes be a little more lazy, eh~ yes~ perfect! Kacha!"

Xiao Ming and Bu Qingyun saw a very artistic photographer taking night artistic photos of a welfare girl.

Xiao Ming: "..."

Bu Qingyun was a little curious about their civilized behavior.

"Ah, there's someone there!" Miss Fuli was shocked when she saw Xiao Ming and Bu Qingyun coming out of the valley, and hurriedly hid.

"I'll go, how come it's so late..." The photographer turned around, and when he saw Bu Qingyun, he straightened his eyes.

Bu Qingyun looked at the photographer and the welfare girl with a dazed expression. She didn't quite understand the code of conduct of these human beings. What were they doing?
However, it was this kind of ignorant eyes, combined with Bu Qingyun's stained school uniform and her empty lower body, the photographer suddenly found what he had been looking for but hadn't found.

This is the ceiling of pure desire!

The photographer glanced at the young man next to Bu Qingyun who was wearing an undershirt, carrying a huge mountaineering bag, and holding a prop sword in his hand, sneered, and then raised his hand to Bu Qingyun. camera, showing a sunny and confident smile: "Hi!"

Bu Qingyun tilted her head, the bat hairpin on her head was a bit eye-catching, her face was ignorant and ignorant.

The photographer walked up to Bu Qingyun with literary steps: "Hello, my name is Charles, I didn't expect you to be a student of Liangwu No. [-] Middle School. My fate is amazing. I live in Liangwu City every day, but I have never seen you before." , but I met you in this wild place, maybe, I pay too much attention to the scenery of this city, who called me a photographer.”

Xiao Ming: "...Is this the way young literary and artistic youths pick up girls? Also, that welfare girl is trembling with anger now, you ran away halfway through being photographed by others, have you considered the girl's feelings? Have you considered the general public? Do you feel like a gentleman?"

"Today, I want to observe this city from another angle - from the perspective of a lonely girl. Just now when I was thinking about this question, I suddenly turned around and saw you. There is something deeply rooted in you. It touched me, do you know what this is?" Charles put one hand on his waist and the other on a tree behind Bu Qingyun, making a "wall-dong" shape with a smile on his face.

Bu Qingyun: "..."

Then he looked back at Xiao Ming who was stunned, and asked, "Can I eat him?"

Xiao Ming held his forehead and was speechless.

Charles looked excited: "It's your pity that flutters like cherry blossoms, it's your purity and immaculateness like clear water that are deeply imprinted on..."

"Crack!" Before Charles finished reading the poem, Xiao Ming took the scabbard and patted Charles on the back of the head, and the great photographer fell to the ground without even groaning.

"This is not the norm of human civilization, don't learn it." Xiao Ming said to Bu Qingyun.

Then the two looked at the welfare girl who was hiding aside, wearing only a shirt and Nene.

Under the vision of "Mirror Pupil", two little white rabbits are looming.

The Fuli girl suddenly reacted, covered her chest, and screamed: "No, don't! I didn't see anything, don't tie my hands behind my back and take me to a nearby hotel, let alone throw me into a rose-strewn garden. Bathtub, hug me to the corner of the bed, turn off the light and kiss me, the background music is still sexy black blues..."

Xiao Ming: "...what kind of mess are you making up in your head, or what kind of experience did you have before that you have such a brain hole..."

Bu Qingyun: "Is this the civilized code of human society? Back-tied...hotel...bathtub?"

"It's definitely not what you think!" Xiao Ming was exasperated. It's really going downhill, and the author's morals are shattered all over the place, and he can't even clean it up!

Xiao Ming managed to explain clearly to Bu Qingyun that what those two people did just now belonged to the dross of human civilization, and real civilization is definitely not that kind of negative, low-level, and unhealthy behavior!
Back on the main road, Xiao Ming's mobile phone was suddenly connected to the Internet, and there was a burst of information prompts that overwhelmingly frightened Xiao Ming to pee!
The telephone network and the system can't coexist harmoniously, don't you play this game every time!

Xiao Ming began to sort out the messages that popped up on the phone.The first pop-up net wave news window popped up: "Shocked, the author 'sit and wait for coins' poached by Yuandian Chinese website with a lot of money has escaped, and the editorial department of Yuandian has offered a huge reward for 'sit and wait for coins'! ""The Underground Industrial Chain Behind Sitting and Waiting for Coins to Run" "It is rumored that Sitting and Waiting for Coins was defrauded of 5000 million yuan due to online loans, and is now being imprisoned by the black society"

Xiao Ming: "...As for it... Isn't it just that the update is a bit late, it seems to be missing."

Then Xiao Ming saw dozens of missed calls in his mobile phone, which really looked like he was being dun.

When I opened it, I found that it was basically calls from editor Dim Sum, and a few calls from Xu Xiaoxian.

The most recent message on QQ is Lu Jiajing's reminder to update. Xiao Ming looked at the time and found that it was 10 minutes ago, which means that Lu Jiajing urged the update as soon as she came out!
This is the boss who needs to serve. Xiao Ming hurriedly replied: "Immediately, I cut my finger while chopping vegetables today, so I can't type. It's a bit late, sorry!"

Then there are all kinds of fancy reminders for dim sum.

"Boss, what about today's update?"

"Boss, are you there?"

"Boss, answer the phone!"

"Boss, don't play with me, this year's performance depends on you!"

"Grandpa Token, come out soon~"

"Ahhhh~ I'm going crazy~ I just signed a platinum contract today and you play disappear for me??"

Xiao Ming expressed his embarrassment, quickly apologized, hurriedly boarded the author's backstage, and then posted two chapters of 4000 words to anger the people.

"Yo, it's updated, I thought I ran away."

"Hehe, short and weak."

"That's it? I've been holding back all day, and I've taken off my pants. Can you show me this?"

"Only 4000 words? It's boring."

"It's just a little bit longer than the eunuch, but it's not much longer."

Xiao Ming almost vomited blood when he read the comments. Looking at the precarious manuscript, Xiao Ming gritted his teeth and dropped two more chapters, barely regaining his dignity as a man.

Of course, seeing that Xiao Ming has been updated, those diehard fans who have been attracted by "Butterfly Love" seem to have found their backbone, and under Lu Jiajing's dispatch, they launched a desperate counterattack, fighting with each other for a while. Suddenly, the battle situation was very anxious.

Xiao Ming also knew that it was his own fault today, and there was nothing wrong with setting up automatic release earlier, so he posted a single chapter that sold badly, and decided to release an update tomorrow.

Xiao Ming suddenly thought of the "Hot Internet" event generated by "Sword of Immortal Sword" and "Butterfly Love". He once added 100 event points to Xiao Ming, and the "Shadow of Lin Muyun" is the only event that has been exhausted. Adding 50, Xiao Ming keenly realized that the great cause of copying books and writing songs should not be lost. This is an important channel to increase event value in non-secret situations.

"The bigger the incident, the higher the value of the incident. In other words, this system wants me to do something..." Xiao Ming suddenly understood something.

(End of this chapter)