Resurrection of Spiritual Qi: My school is crazy!

Chapter 62 Bu Qingyun You are a pig demon!

The online car-hailing driver almost watched Xiao Ming walk down his little Sylphy with Bu Qingyun with adoring eyes.

"A man should be like this!" The online car-hailing driver expressed his heartfelt emotion.

Xiao Ming looked around like a thief, mainly because he was afraid that the neighbors in the neighborhood would see it as a bad influence. After all, in the middle of the night, he brought a girl who looked like she was only wearing clothes back to the room, which would inevitably make people chew their tongues. It would be troublesome to tell my sister.

"You live here?" Bu Qingyun looked up, down, left, and right at the building.

A three-story tube building, a long corridor connects many single rooms in series, and there is a public bathroom at the corner of each staircase, but it has been abandoned. Since the relevant departments repaired and remodeled the building five years ago, each Each room has an independent bathroom of about [-] square meters and has been converted into a low-rent housing.

Perfect for the way a bat survives.Bu Qingyun thought.

"Well, stay here temporarily, tomorrow we will find a bigger house." Xiao Ming said proudly.

60 square meters, three bedrooms, one living room and a small kitchen. Although each room is a bit small, at least it can accommodate a bed. Xu Xiaoxian once ran away from home and stayed here for one night, and then his parents twisted it Take it home with your ears.

The so-called living room is only twelve or thirteen square meters, which is about the same as the bedroom.

Although the house is a bit small, it is not messy at all. Everything is in order. Although there are some fine dust stains on the ground, they are all within the range that normal people can tolerate. In this regard, Xiao Ming is better than most second-year students. Be self-disciplined.

Bu Qingyun looked left and right curiously, this was the first time she saw a human "home".

"Take a shower, then eat something warm, and eat bread and snacks all day, it's sick."

Then Xiao Ming turned on his 30-inch big-ass color TV, played the latest idol drama for Bu Qingyun, gave Bu Qingyun another bag of potato chips, and went to take a bath first.

After taking a shower, as soon as Xiao Ming came out, he found Bu Qingyun watching TV with a serious face.

"What are you looking at, so serious?" Xiao Ming glanced at the TV curiously.

On TV is a rivalry between the hero and the heroine.

"You are really worthy of me. For you, I would not hesitate to turn against my family, give up my future and everything! You are actually with another woman!"

"Sorry! I know I was wrong, give me another chance!"

"What a chance! I will never forgive you again!"

The heroine turned around to leave, but the hero took a step forward and took the heroine's hand, and pulled back, the heroine fell into the arms of the hero as soon as she turned around, the passionate music played from behind, and the hero bowed his head, which was suffocating Forced kiss!

The two separated, and the male lead looked at the female lead affectionately, showing a knowing smile: "I will never let you go again."

The heroine showed a happy smile, and gently snuggled into the arms of the hero: "I forgive you!"

"It turns out that the behavior pattern of human society is really strange. If you offend someone, if you don't want the other party to scold you, if you want to reconcile with the other party, you have to use your own mouth to block the other party's mouth, so that you can get the other party's forgiveness. , Hmm." Bu Qingyun was thoughtful.

Xiao Ming silently turned off the TV.

Bu Qingyun: "???"

What kind of brain-dead plot is special, spoiling the children, report it another day.

"Would you like to take a shower and eat something?" Xiao Ming changed the subject.

"Eat?" Bu Qingyun's eyes lit up, she couldn't forget the delicious food called sausage, and she agreed again and again, "Okay, okay~"

"Go take a shower first, come out of the underground tunnel, you will smell bad." Xiao Ming said.

Bu Qingyun smelled her body, and frowned: "The human body is really troublesome, and you have to take a bath."

Then she looked around again: "There is no pool, how can I take a bath."

Xiao Ming took Bu Qingyun to the bathroom, and taught her how to use extraordinary items such as faucets and flushing toilets, as well as treasures such as shampoo and shower gel.

Then, Xiao Ming went to his sister's room to find a set of pajamas, underwear and bad omen that he couldn't wear.

"The size should be about the same..." Xiao Ming thought, and brought it to Bu Qingyun.

Then, Xiao Ming started to cook the "Fat House Happy" noodles.

Boil the water, put the noodles, pour the seasoning, beat the eggs, a series of actions are flowing like clouds and flowing water. Thinking that Bu Qingyun likes to eat sausages, she takes out a sausage from Longji City from her backpack, activates it in a "moment", and "swipes" With a beep, the sausage is instantly cut into even thin slices, put into the pot, after 2 and a half minutes, add the cabbage and green onions, and cook for another 30 seconds to come out of the pot.

Taking a deep breath: "As expected of the instant noodle expert of two generations, perfect!"

At this time, Bu Qingyun also came out after washing deliciously, and when she saw the instant noodles cooked by Xiao Ming, she hurried over, her eyes lit up: "What is this, it smells so good!"

She was wearing a set of pink coral fleece pajamas with a piggy pattern printed on it, and her hair was wet and dripping with water. Xiao Ming quickly took a hair dryer and dried Bu Qingyun.

"Delicious, delicious!" 5 minutes later, Bu Qingyun said while licking the bottom of the bowl, "Is there any more?"

Xiao Ming: "..."

Ma Dan, I cooked instant noodles for two people, and I added so many ingredients, but you, a starving bat, ate up my instant noodles, leaving me no drop of soup!
You are a ghostly bat monster, you are a pig demon!

Bu Qingyun ate two more sausages to feed the pig, and Bu Qingyun patted her stomach contentedly.

Xiao Ming suddenly came to his senses: "I haven't started collecting the rent yet, yet I'm being prostituted by her for nothing?"

Xiao Ming sighed, and was no longer in the mood to cook instant noodles, so he said to Bu Qingyun: "Okay, it's getting late, go brush your teeth and go to sleep."

Bu Qingyun blinked her eyes: "I sleep during the day."

Xiao Ming scratched the back of his head: "... I almost forgot that bats are nocturnal, but since you are in a human body now, you must maintain human sleeping habits, be good, go brush your teeth and sleep."

Bu Qingyun was unexpectedly easy-going, but she kept looking at the box where Xiao Ming kept the instant noodles.

Taught Bu Qingyun to brush her teeth, after she finished brushing her teeth, Bu Qingyun returned to the living room and looked up at the old-fashioned ceiling fan in the center of the living room.

Before Xiao Ming could react, why was she staring at the electric fan, Bu Qingyun suddenly jumped up, clamping the old-fashioned ceiling fan with both feet, hanging herself upside down, her hands and hair hanging down , then close your eyes.

Xiao Ming: "..."

Get out of here quickly!When I wake up at night and see you like this, I will be scared to death! !

It's just that the neighbors around you saw your ghostly appearance from the window, and they either thought it was a murder scene, or thought I was holding some cult ceremony!

Xiao Ming and Bu Qingyun painstakingly explained human sleeping habits and the role of good sleep in improving the skin, and finally signed an unequal treaty of "cooking a bowl of instant noodles for Bu Qingyun every night". Trick her into sleeping in her sister's room.

"I've messed with someone, is it easy for me to collect some rent!"

Finally, when the dust settled, Xiao Ming felt physically and mentally exhausted.

Back in the room, Xiao Ming took stock of today's gains before going to bed.

Bat Girl +1, Event Value +5304, Shadow Coins +11, Huaxia Coins +398942, Spirit Crystal Shards +301 (including 6 large Spirit Crystals), the first-order supernatural equipment Frost Sword +1, Qing Soul Ancient Jade +1, Witch's Disguise +1, Innate Liquid +49ML, Gene Potion +6, Stamina Potion +2
A single shadow coin is worth 50 Huaxia coins, and the darknet withdrawal can only be exchanged for 40, and the exchange is about 480 million.

In addition, the odds and ends of jewelry, watches, etc. that Xiao Ming picked up in Longji City probably weighed seven or eight catties, and I don’t know if they are worth much. Xiao Ming plans to take a few things to a jewelry store tomorrow price.

"You've made a fortune just by entering the secret realm, and you've gotten so many good things. No wonder Lu Jiajing is so rich!" Xiao Ming smiled gratifiedly like an old farmer who saw the crops he planted flourish.

In addition, no matter whether it is supernatural power or martial arts, Xiao Ming has made great progress. Even if he meets Lin Muyun now, without using supernatural items and supernatural powers, Xiao Ming can rely on the supernatural power and the bright realm in the middle of the first realm. Martial arts in the middle stage can also compete with Lin Muyun's strength in the early stage of Qi Realm. If he uses his supernatural power, Xiao Ming is sure to win Lin Muyun within ten moves.

Sure enough, actual combat is the fastest way to improve your strength!
Xiao Ming originally wanted to check his mobile phone on the dark web to read posts, but a strong sense of drowsiness came over him, and Xiao Ming quickly fell asleep.

(End of this chapter)